Seeing that Da Zhuang had no intention of objecting, Tang Wan happily picked him up and walked into the bathroom with a smile. Cats don't like water. In the past, when he bathed Da Zhuang, Da Zhuang always looked disgusted, and his life was ashamed. This time, he wanted to wash together, but the kid didn't object.
Is it because he is afraid that if he is disobedient, he will not like him
Tang Wan smiled, this was also a benefit of buying Jin Xiaopang, and Da Zhuang felt a sense of crisis.
Tang Wan held Da Zhuang in one hand, and began to pour water into the bathtub with the other hand. He weighed the weight in his hand, Tang Wan smiled, "Zhuang, have you grown? It's sinking." The cat in his arms The cub remained motionless, Tang Wan rubbed the top of his head, and told him firmly: "You are getting fat."
Zong He: "..."
Tang Wan put the big baby by the pool, touched his legs, "It's fat."
He rubbed his stomach again, "There's a lot of meat."
He touched his butt again, "There's so much meat."
Fat three times, Zong He put his tail on his chest, he is strong! Not fat!
Feeling that Tang Wan's hand was still touching back, Zong He hurriedly covered his butt with his tail, and glared at Tang Wan angrily, where did you touch it
Tang Wan was amused when he saw that he was protecting him tightly, and joked, "You little brat, your hair hasn't even grown yet, you still care a lot, the more you are like this, the more I want to fuck you."
Zong He gritted his teeth. At this moment, he had the urge to transform into a big tiger. But thinking about the consequences of the transformation, Zong He still held back, and just slapped Tang Wan's hand away with his paw pad as if he was reaching out. This grinder! I don't even know what I'm doing!
Seeing that Da Zhuang was really angry, Tang Wan didn't dare to tease him anymore, otherwise the child would have to hide and could not be found. He began to undress on his own, preparing to take a shower.
Tang Wan is thin, with a small frame and no obvious joints. In the words of modern people, she is a skinny beauty. Zong He looked at it, turned his face away unnaturally, the tips of his ears were slightly red, and suddenly began to regret, why did he agree to wash together? This grinder! It's him who is grinding!
Couldn't help turning his head to look again, Zong He pursed his ears in dissatisfaction, he was too thin to eat meat! Don't learn from those starlets in the entertainment industry! The Marshal believes that it is better to raise a fat wife. When you take him out, others will know that he dotes on his wife. If you are skinny, you can see the bones at a glance. They are all men who are too useless. Mate I can't get enough.
After Tang Wan took off his clothes, he picked up Da Zhuang and went into the bathtub together. He put the cat on his chest, picked up the water, and wet his back first, "If you are afraid of water, lie down so that you don't fall off." go down."
Zong He pressed two paws on Tang Wan's chest, the pads of the paws seemed to have been scalded, and there was a feeling that there was nowhere to put his feet down. Tang Wan's skin was fair and delicate, once it got wet, it was wet and slippery, Zong He's whole body became stiff, and the thought of becoming the original body that had been suppressed jumped out again at this moment.
"Little guy, are you so afraid of water?" Tang Wan rubbed the belly of the big baby in his heart. Feeling that it was inconvenient to wash like this, he simply bent his legs and threw Da Zhuang down, with his belly facing up and his feet on all fours. Lying on his lap facing the sky, "I'll wash your stomach, your hair is too long, but luckily the Emperor Star is like spring all the year round, otherwise summer will be enough for you."
Tang Wan softened the fur on Da Zhuang's stomach, turned his head and glanced at the shelf next to him, he saw that Da Zhuang's body wash had been used up, "You can make do with your cousin's, you two are the same species, you both have hair, you should They are all body washes for nourishing and protecting hair."
Zong He has a serious face, no, it is for human use, he doesn't like to take a bath when he becomes the original body.
Tang Wan had already squeezed out a handful of body wash, rubbed out a handful of bubbles, wiped him all over, rubbed his hands up and down, Zong He exhaled, since he couldn't struggle, he resigned to his fate.
Tang Wan's hand stretched from the top of his head to his buttocks, and he was about to rub against that indescribable place again, Zong He opened his eyes abruptly, and stared at Tang Wan defensively.
"Tsk~ Look at you!" Tang Wan pinched the kid's cheeks with one hand, "Who wants to wash your ass, I treat you like this, it's no different from your own father, you still stare at me Awesome! Wash it yourself!"
Seeing that the cub lying on his lap was unmoved, Tang Wan blinked his eyes, and suddenly approached him curiously, "Do you orcs go to the toilet and wipe your butt? I know kittens lick themselves."
Zong He jumped up in a second, and got muddy with water angrily, disgusting! Who poops and doesn't wipe their ass! Who eats their own shit! What a wrong perception!
Not only was he unable to recognize the species clearly, but his cognitive bias had reached the point of anti-humanity. After the filming, the Marshal lost all strength and put his head on Tang Wan's shoulder, accepting his fate. Getting angry with Tang Wan can piss him off, so spoil him.
After all, he still didn't wash his butt, Tang Wan looked at the cub with a look of disgust in his eyes, took him out, dried his hair, and combed it smooth again, Tang Wan threw him on the bed, threw him into his arms, "Sleep! Keep your ass out of my face!"
Zong He: "..."
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One night, there was a lot of discussion on the Internet about "cats". The click rate of Jin Xiaopang's video has exceeded tens of billions. In the past, there were also cute pets, running on the ground, flying in the sky, and Tang Wan had already broadcasted a lot of them. , now the big killer cat is on the stage. This kind of cute pet that has conquered countless people on the earth has once again conquered the people of the future. In addition, it is a disappearing species. Even relevant scholars want to study it. habit.
What's more, he wanted to find Tang Wan and buy his cat.
As for Tang Wan, who was discussed by everyone, his identity is still a mystery, no one can find out, and no identity information about him has been left on the Internet.
Now everyone is even more curious, what is your identity and why are you hiding so deep? You have the ability to live broadcast, you have the ability to show your face!
As the client, Tang Wan was obsessed with masturbating cats and couldn't extricate himself. The morning sun was just right, Tang Wan hugged Da Zhuang, sat on a bamboo chair in the garden, put Da Zhuang on the table, and gently combed the kitten's long fur. This is not good for long-haired cats. The fur is easy to tangle, so it needs to be combed frequently, several times a day, so as to maintain its peak appearance.
After combing, Tang Wan held the kitten's face, touched the other's cat ears, looked at the other's golden eyes, and praised happily: "You are too good-looking, your eyes are beautiful, your nose is beautiful, and your mouth is beautiful. The ears are also beautiful, the bones on the body are all beautiful, and Mao Mao is even more beautiful!"
Zong He shook his ears, turned his head to look away, the tips of his ears were a little red. The poor man! I pour him this kind of broth every day, and even want to divorce him after I'm done, don't even think about it!
Lin Bo put the tea and snacks on the table, looked at the warm and harmonious atmosphere of the couple, and stroked his beard in relief, "Madam likes the young master so much, she will have a baby with the marshal in the future, if he follows the marshal, the child will definitely have a He's the same, with the same coat color."
Tang Wan was at a loss for words, it's too early to talk about children now, as expected, old people like to push their children hard.
Zong He looked at his fur, and his tail swayed lightly twice. Tang Wan saw it, and couldn't help stroking his tail. This fur color is really beautiful. If there is a son like Da Zhuang ... Tang Wan raised his forehead, thinking too far!
Boringly poked Da Zhuang's stomach, in exchange for Kitten's disgusted look, Tang Wan put his chin in one hand, leaned closer to him, and asked curiously: "Da Zhuang, you are going home in the future. What did uncle learn here, you can't even bark, right? Meow."
The kitten turned around and turned its back to Tang Wan, leaving him only a buttock and a fluffy tail.
Tang Wan dragged the wayward brat back, and continued, "You don't know how to step on milk, are you a milk cat?"
Tang Wan grabbed the kitten's two front paws, pulled it into his arms, pressed the two paws on his shoulders, and stepped on it, "Are you going to do it?"
The kitten still has a face... It's hard to say.
Tang Wan's heart is tired, this child is probably not IQ retarded, he can't even teach this kind of things that children know.
Lin Bo reminded with a smile: "Madam, he is a tiger, not a cat. How can a tiger meow?"
"Then, bleating?" Tang Wan recalled a short video he had seen, the little milk tiger barked like a sheep, and the star cutie he liked could bleat.
Zong He gritted his teeth, when will this idiot be able to distinguish species!
"I'll cook something delicious for you, please meow with me."
"Stomp on the little paw~"
"I want to braid you."
"The hair on the tail is so long, do you want to tie a bow?"
"No, the bow tie should be around the neck, and it seems to be matched with a top hat."
Hearing Tang Wan's nagging in his ears, Zong He reluctantly climbed into Tang Wan's arms, put his face on Tang Wan's shoulder, and fell asleep.
Seeing him like this, Tang Wan couldn't bear to tease him anymore, leaned back on the chair, let the kitten in his arms sleep more comfortably, wrote, logged into the personal information center, and one million star coins had been credited into the account, Happy to lick Dazhuang, the lucky cat~ licking two a day, making a fortune every day! Then he turned on the system again. After the cat went online, the popularity increased sharply. The system has unlocked amphibians, frogs and turtles, as well as aquatic vertebrates, carp, koi and so on. Tang Wan looked disgusted, get out! What kind of pet is it without fur? It can only be food!
Tang Wan looked at it with a cold face for a while, and after calming down, forget it, buy a few koi and raise them.
"Lin Bo, is there a fish tank at home?"
Lin Bo, who was pruning flower branches not far away, said with a smile, "There is no tank, but is it okay for a fish pond?"
Tang Wan tilted his head interested and asked, "How big is the fish pond?"
Lin Bo said slowly: "There are big ones and small ones. In this garden, there is a small one, which is 40 square meters. There is a big fountain in the yard. You can also raise fish. There is a small river behind the mountain. If you want to keep them, sharks can do it."
Tang Wan smiled and stood up, "The small fish pond in the garden is fine, I want to raise a few koi."
"Koi carp? The extinct one?"
"Yes, it can attract money, bring blessings, and bring good luck to people. Having a few at home can also add some vitality."
On the same day, the fish pond was washed and filled with water, and the filter function was also turned on. In the evening, Tang Wan bought a lot of koi fry and put them in, and put Da Zhuang by the water, expecting encouragement: "A cat that can't catch fish is not a good cat, come on! Pounce on it! Don't be afraid!"
Zong He: "..."
The issue of this species must be seriously discussed!
That night, the marshal who finally came out of the "convalescence room" lay disheveled on the bed, hooked his fingers to his partner, and said seriously: "Come here, let's talk about the issue of species."
Tang Wan gritted his teeth, and said in distaste, "We'll talk about it after you get dressed!"
Zong He raised his eyebrows, "Who sleeps and dresses well?"
Tang Wan: "..."
You're right, I'm speechless.
But! How can we talk like this? This can only be teasing!
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