My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

Chapter 13: Your IQ is only suitable for transplanting rice seedlings!

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At eight o'clock in the evening, Tang Wan was about to broadcast live. Zong He didn't know where to pick the flowers, put them in a white bottle, and sent them to his live broadcast room. It looked quite artistic. Tang Wan was puzzled, Mr. Marshal, who is a straight steel man with a style of painting, can arrange flowers

Sure enough, Zong He put the flowers on Tang Wan's table, "I asked people to buy flowers with a mild taste."

Tang Wan understood that Zong He knew about his flower cutting, "It's okay, if you can't stand it, don't show it off, I'm not a hypocrite."

"You can be hypocritical, I'm happy." Zong He meant that I would be happy to see you hypocritical, and I just want to pamper you.

Tang Wan felt his face a little hot, and couldn't bear the opponent's straight ball attack, "Thank you."

Zong He nodded, "Yes."

Tang Wan was speechless, but he accepted his thanks so frankly. The Marshal is really a very confident person. It should be said that he has the temperament of a tiger king.

Zong He leaned on the table and said gently to Tang Wan: "When I recover, I will take you out for a stroll."

Tang Wan shook his head, "Don't worry, I can go by myself if I have something to do. In fact, I usually stay home and don't like to go out. It's good to be at home. With online shopping, everything will be fine."

Zong He nodded, "The habit of loving home is very good, it is worthy of praise, but I still have to go out for a walk and play whatever I want."

Tang Wan was curious that he was so generous, "Aren't you afraid that I'll run away?"

When mentioning running, Zong He sneered, "I will find someone to follow you."

Tang Wan pouted, and asked in disgust, "How afraid are you that I'm running away?"

Zong He paused, and left without saying a word.

Tang Wan looked at the blushing ear tips of the other party, blinked his eyes, and inexplicably felt that Marshal was a little cute.

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The live broadcast started, and there are still a lot of people watching!

Tang Wan released Jin Xiaopang, put the cat's rice bowl on the ground, and let him eat it. I took the scissors myself, and went down with a few scissors to cut the cloth into several pieces.

The audience watched Tang Wan while stroking the cat. Tang Wan's hands could surprise them every time, but they didn't know what he was doing this time.

"I'll make a small dress for Fatty Jin, and a bow for Da Zhuang." Tang Wan saw a lot of people asking about the comments, so he explained.

The comments are all confused: Excuse me, is this the most original production method? Still need scissors? Are you a tailor

Tang Wan looked at the scissors in his hand and the glue on the table, and smiled, "The ancient tailoring technique is perfectly combined with modern technology."

United glue replaces needlework, as long as it is cut and glued together, Tang Wan's needlework skills only stop at sewing buttons, or is he forced to practice his skills and sew trousers after leaving home? He can't do it! Such a young master from a rich family, being forced into such a situation, Tang Wan felt that he was really awesome.

Tang Du planned to make a small dress for Jin Xiaopang, and then a small hat. A pile of fabric was in Tang Wan's hands, and it was quickly cut into many pieces.

Many people wonder: can this really be made into clothes? Shouldn't the clothes be a whole piece

Now technology can achieve seamless connection, all clothes have no visible joints, let alone thread ends, so many people think that clothes are in pieces. At this time, I really like to check the information, so I would like to popularize science with everyone: This is a very old method, and it is still recorded in the materials. It was still used by people on earth a thousand years ago, but now, no one uses it.

Tang Wan smiled. He is an ancient man who has not yet fully integrated into the present society. He is a scumbag. He probably cannot change some habits in his whole life.

All the comments praised: Tang Tang is really a multi-talented artist, capable of everything!

It should be said that he is a person who really likes the culture of the earth. He has long said that he is a descendant of the earth people.

It is said that the earth used to be beautiful, but unfortunately, it can only be seen in pictures now.

After Tang Wan finished cutting, he glued several pieces of fabric together with clothing glue, shook them, and a prototype of a small dress was made. Tang Wan also dipped a hat on it to create a three-dimensional effect for cats to wear. There was a villain who stood up and felt it, and made a little hand for him.

European-style jacket, overalls, beret, complete!

After hanging it for two minutes, I brought Jin Xiaopang over and put it on for the little fat man. The audience was delighted when they saw it: It's so funny!

I seem to see a cub pretending to be an adult!

So cute! Fatty Jin, take two steps!

quick! Step out of your disrespectful steps!

The authentic catwalk that has been lost for thousands of years! Please look!

Please step out of your runway kingly demeanor!

Tang Wan held his chin, looked at the bewildered little fat man, and frowned, "Do you think there's something wrong with it?"

Comments are all clueless.

Tang Wan picked up the scissors again, and picked up the piece of red cloth that Zong He hated so much, "I think it's still missing a bow tie. How can a gentleman not wear a bow tie?"

In order to increase the stiffness of the bow tie, Tang Wan purposely glued two pieces of fabric of the same size together to make it thicker, and tied it with cloth strips in the middle, and a bow tie was ready. He found a small bell in the glove box , stick it in the middle, put this on Jin Xiaopang's neck, it's perfect!

After putting on the clothes, Jin Xiaopang's chubby and round face became more obvious. Coupled with his simple appearance, the audience's hearts were so cute: cute! Want to raise!

If I had a cat, I'd give it all my money!

I will give all my pocket money to it!

So cute, a treasure on earth! Why extinct!

I really want to raise one!

Jin Xiaopang looked at the camera with calm triangular eyes, stretched out his paws, trying to catch the rolling barrage, felt bored after taking two shots, spread it on the ground, and stopped moving.

Tang Wan was speechless, this child started to become lazy, indeed wealth makes people fall!

Do you think that if you don't want to move, your father can watch you get fat and develop fatty liver? So naive lad!

Tang Wan took out a milk-flavored candy that feline orcs like to eat, and let Jin Xiaopang smell it, Jin Xiaopang's eyes instantly widened!

Tang Wan tied the candy to a pole, and then inserted the pole into the rotating wheel. Jin Xiaopang stared at the candy, but in desperation, he leaned over and chased the pole in circles, wanting to eat it! out of reach! If you want to reach it, you have to follow along! In the world of fat people, there is only eating! You don't need legs to eat!

Tang Wan smiled and said: "This proves one thing, your father is still your father."

The audience wanted to laugh and slap the table, watching Jin Xiaopang moving his fat calf and running with the pole, especially his little clothes, it was so joyful!

Tang Wan made another bow tie and muttered: "I think this red is also suitable for Da Zhuang. Da Zhuang is as beautiful as a flower, and his appearance is beyond the mark. With his appearance, wearing a small skirt is not against the law."

At this time, Tang Wan felt that someone was staring at him at the door. He turned his head and saw that Zong He, who was wearing pajamas, did not know when he came to his door. A pair of golden eyes squinted at him slightly, as if he was staring at someone who was waiting. kill prey. Tang Wan's back felt cold, and his hairs stood on end. When Zong He had a cold face, his aura was really strong, super scary!

Tang Wan stuck out his tongue and said in disgust, "Just kidding, don't wear skirts for your nephew."

Zong He was helpless, "Go to bed at nine o'clock, I will wait for you."

Finished and left.

His words were spread to the live broadcast room verbatim, and the audience exploded: Speak! who's that person? !

Tang Wan raised his forehead, so the marshal can't speak with his mouth? If you have to show your true voice, what if someone recognizes you

Fortunately, Zong He hasn't shown his face for three years, and the people of the empire only know what he looks like, and hearing him speak is before going to war. In that case, Zong He's words are naturally majestic as a marshal, and it sounds exciting. The kind of murderous intent is not like now, it is gentle to Tang Wan, and the voice is soft, and the tone of helplessness is more like coaxing him. The focus of the audience was all on the relationship between this person and Tang Wan, and no one thought about anything else.

Tang Wan looked back and found that Zong He had already left, and said calmly, "That's my wife."

Audience: Do not believe it! ! !

Tang Wan clicked his tongue, this group of people, if you tell them the truth, they won't believe it.

The comment also asked: Is that person your brother

your dad

your uncle

your governess

your cousin

Tang Wan couldn't laugh or cry, this generation is a bit messy, Zong He is just 29 years old, how can he be so old

The audience is still guessing: Do you have a partner

Really have a date

No way, your voice sounds very young. If you are matched with a partner by Xingwang, you can refuse if you think it is inappropriate.

That's right, I rejected it and matched me with an uncle. I like my little brother.

There is another situation where you can't refuse, the other party is a soldier, and the empire protects the military marriage, if you refuse, it can only be refused by the soldier.

That can only be held by high-ranking military officers, with the rank of major and above, and ordinary soldiers don't have such privileges, so don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!

They don't even know Tang Wan's true face, let alone who the target is, they all rely on guessing, the most annoying thing is, you have no place to guess, Tang Wan is too mysterious.

Someone asked: There is a post on the Internet, it is August 18, what do you look like? Tang Tang, do you know

Tang Wan pretended to be blind and ignored other comments, but shook his head when he saw this one: "I really don't know."

The audience is helpless: what do you do every day

Tang Wan read out his Weibo name seriously: "Eat, sleep, and grow strong."

The comment was silent for a short time, and it made sense, but it was impossible to answer.

At this time, a supreme account suddenly popped up: Please chat privately, five million, I will buy the cat in your hand!

Tang Wan flatly rebuffed: "If you don't sell it, I don't have to broadcast it live, and I don't sell cats."

The comment area continued to be silent, with five million, Tang Wan didn't have any interest in it, and even didn't start the live broadcast and didn't sell it, just as usual.

The other party continued to increase the price: another two million!

Tang Wan glanced at it, pretended not to see it, and didn't bother to answer it. There were often rich people or nobles who wanted to buy his hairy child, but he refused many times, and people still came to ask him every now and then.

Other viewers couldn't stand it anymore: Don't ask, isn't it good for clouds to suck cats

I have said n times that I will not sell it, and I will not sell it for more money.

Not necessarily, if it is not sold, it is probably because the money is not in place.

Give him 100 million and see if he sells it

Tang Wan sighed, "I've said it many times, don't sell it, and don't sell it for any amount of money, saying that the money is not in place, and your IQ is only suitable for transplanting rice seedlings."

The audience was confused: What is transplanting rice seedlings

Tang Wan smiled, "This is the end of today's live broadcast. How about leaving an extracurricular homework for everyone? What does planting seedlings mean? If you see the relevant information, friends can leave a message on my Weibo. Twenty people will be drawn, and each person will receive 10,000 star coins." .”

This attitude is tantamount to telling everyone in disguise that I am not short of those millions.

After the live broadcast, whether they are interested in the matter of "transplanting rice seedlings" itself or those who are interested in the 10,000 star coins, they all go to find out what does transplanting rice seedlings mean? Libraries around the world were full all of a sudden, and the traffic of online libraries also increased sharply. There are also people who directly post on the Internet, asking what is the meaning of transplanting rice seedlings. This caused the word "transplanting rice seedlings" to explode on the Internet. Many people asked where the transplanting rice seedlings came from. As soon as Tang Wan's live broadcast video came out, Jin Xiaopang in clothes also appeared in people's sights, and many people cried.

Tang Wan calculated the reward amount, turned off the live broadcast contentedly, and took off Jin Xiaopang's clothes. After feeding the furry child, combing it well, and playing with it for a while with a cat teasing stick, the little one was put into the system.

At this time, someone on the Internet has already found out what transplanting rice seedlings means. When humans originated on the earth, their ancestors used a method of growing food. Many people in the comment area laughed and cried. Tang Tang hurt people never used dirty words, but every time they hurt people, they hurt the idea. If you scold you, you don’t know what scolding means. If you want to know, you have to read the book.

Many fans educate their children: Have you seen it? If you don’t study well, you won’t even know what it means when others scold you!

"Your IQ is only suitable for planting rice seedlings." This ironic saying with culture, connotation, and sense of age quickly spread on the campus Internet, especially when teachers scold students, high-quality people can't scold other words, and finally I can only hate iron for being weak and say: "Your IQ is only suitable for transplanting rice seedlings!"

Before Tang Wan finished tidying up, Zong He came to the door of his live broadcast room again, seeing Tang Wan still cleaning up the mess on the table, Zong He frowned dissatisfiedly and said: "You don't need to do these things, just ask a servant to deal with it .”

Tang Wan smiled, "I don't have anything to do, just do this little work and finish it easily."

Zong He had a cold face, "Then why don't you watch it?"

"What are you looking at?" After Tang Wan asked, he suddenly remembered that before the live broadcast, Zong He told him to show him what the beast looked like. Wouldn't it be many times bigger than the big cat... the big cat? !

The marshal adjusted his 303 40 pajamas and was about to take off his clothes. He was tired of waiting.

Tang Wan was shocked, "Hello, what are you taking off?!"

"Nonsense, how can I change if I don't take off my clothes?!" Zong He had already taken off his shirt, and his exposure was not exaggerated, but his muscles were clearly visible on his upper body. "Let's go back to the room and show you."

Tang Wan looked at it, covered his face and was embarrassed to keep up, but he still had sexy abs! Is this really what people should have after lying down for three years? envy, jealousy, hate!