The name of this alpaca is Brother Divine Beast, why add the word brother, because if the character of this big brother is anthropomorphic, he will be like a gangster on the street, with a Mohawk-style hairstyle on his head, and he will be swaying like a girl. When it comes out, it will fly up in waves, and whoever spit it will spit all over the face. If it weren't for its good looks, Tang Wan would definitely be able to smoke it eight times a day.
After being spat on again, Tang Wan picked up his small stick and slapped the stone to scare it, "If you spit on me again, I'll just slap you like that, understand?"
Brother Divine Beast shrank back in fright, not daring to make waves anymore.
Tang Wan pointed at the ground with a small stick, "You can spit on the ground if you can't control yourself, understand?"
"Tui!" Brother Divine Beast pushed obediently to the ground, expressing that he had learned it, and under the majesty of the little stick, he was frightened and calmed down.
Tang Wan threw the stick away and went to take a shower angrily, what a bastard!
Xuanfeng yelled from behind: "Idiot! Idiot!"
Brother Divine Beast honestly watched Tang Wan's back gradually drifting away until it disappeared, he got up in a second, ran to find a pony and a miniature donkey, followed his buttocks, and ran to the front after a while , strolled for two steps and then retreated, which obviously meant to ask people to play with it and run!
The pony and the miniature donkey still took small steps in a leisurely manner, grazing slowly, as if they were too lazy to talk to this idiot.
When Tang Wan came out of the shower, Brother Shenshou's hairstyle was already messed up, and his disheveled hair covered his face, so he couldn't see it at all. Several servants and guards were watching it and taking pictures of it, probably because they had never seen such a silly pet. This idiot thought he was pretty, so he leaned in front of others in an embarrassing manner. With that mouth shape, it seemed that he wanted to push someone out. He had just been taught a lesson, so he didn't dare to push it out. Anyway, he was stupid.
Tang Wan coughed, and Brother Divine Beast immediately ran back to please him, the hair covering the eyes was bouncing, Tang Wan held his forehead, maybe he raised a fool.
Ever since he raised Brother Divine Beast, he didn't dare to raise Erha. After touching this fool's head, Tang Wan said helplessly, "I'll change your hairstyle later."
The house was guarded by servants and soldiers, but Tang Wan didn't take them back, so he let them wander in the yard. After lunch, Tang Wan posted on Weibo: I moved to a new house, the place is big, take care of the children They were all released to get some air, and the live broadcast was on time at 1:30.
When Tang Wan went online, the audience who had been waiting for a long time were dumbfounded: the place...is really big enough!
Tang Wan used an outdoor camera, which was launched directly into the sky and parked above the lawn. The camera can be controlled by Tang Wan with just one look, which is very convenient to use. In order to let everyone see clearly where the pets are moving, Tang Wan took a panoramic view of the circled lawn. After the audience was stunned for a few seconds, rows of exclamation marks came over: It's so big!
Not so big!
Your family is so rich! No wonder they look down on seven million!
If this is a home with such a large lawn in Emperor Star, even in a remote place, it would be worth hundreds of millions!
Don't get excited upstairs, it may be a third-class planet, and the land of the third-class planet is not so expensive.
After being told by this person, everyone calmed down. That’s right, it doesn’t have to be the Emperor Star, it might be a third-class planet, but it’s not cheap for a third-class planet to buy such a large piece of land. Looking at it this way, the anchor is really rich.
Tang Wan raised his head and looked at the imperial palace which could be seen with the naked eye. After calculating that his home is so close to the imperial palace, is the land more expensive
Too lazy to worry about this problem, Tang Wan clapped his hands and said to everyone: "Recently, my mental strength seems to have grown a bit, and now I can not only summon one species, but also summon multiple species. A group of rabbits led by classmates!"
Without the natural enemy of Da Zhuang, Mr. Luo Bei led his little rabbit brother to hop on the lawn with arrogance, and received a round of applause. Tang Wan introduced the rabbits to everyone, "Dairy cow rabbits, pastoral rabbits, and lop-eared rabbits, the breeds can be known from the appearance. The names are also easy to change, Luo Bei, coriander, bean curd, cucumber, beans..."
The audience complained that the names of the rabbits were all the names of the dishes, and at the same time they couldn't help but lick and lick again and again, feeling the fluff of the rabbits on the ancient earth.
Not only masturbating by yourself, but also inviting friends to masturbate together. Masturbating rabbits is just like masturbating cats. You can’t stop at all. After masturbating, you still want to masturbate!
Of course, so many rabbit viewers are still curious about a question: Tang Tang, can you remember their names
"Of course." Tang Wan clicked on the system to check the purchased animals, each of which had its name clearly written on it.
The comments are full of emojis kneeling for the boss. I admire Tang Wan's memory. They all have the same name as vegetables, and the ones who can remember are the boss.
Some people are also curious: Tang Tang, is your spiritual power very high? I've never heard of anyone being able to summon so many living things at once.
Tang Wan rubbed his chin, wondering if he was too ostentatious, would he cause trouble for Zong He? He hurriedly said modestly: "I haven't tested it. Anyway, the summoned ones can't fight. They can only be cute. It shouldn't take much mental energy."
The style of commenting has changed: grow up!
Ha ha! I just want to see you foolishly not talking!
Are you stupid! It has nothing to do with being able to fight! Hurry up to test your mental strength. If you reach level A, you can receive a lot of benefits!
I'm sorry everyone, I brought my blue friend back home, home for education!
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Tang Wan was embarrassed, what was wrong
"Okay, let's skip this topic." Tang Wan changed the subject bluntly, "Next, let's look at the baby hamsters. They don't like strong light, so I built a small shed for them."
Tang Wan pointed at the virtual screen and pulled out another window. The one just now only photographed rabbits, and this window only photographed hamsters. The audience can choose by themselves. "They are big hair, two hairs, three hairs, four hairs, five hairs, six hairs, seven hairs..."
The audience already understood his routines, and they all said: You don't need to introduce, we understand, how many are just a few cents.
So round and fat!
The hamster is well-raised, and the fur is also very smooth!
They are really amazing, and they can store a lot of things in their mouths, so amazing!
cute!
It's just that the name is not good. Does Papa Tang really want to change his name
Tang Wan: "Isn't that good, cubs with such names are easy to feed."
The audience didn't even bother to struggle: okay, okay, whatever you say is what you say.
Someone else said: I want to see Da Zhuang! Ask Da Zhuang to leave the country!
"Da Zhuang went to school. My little nephew is getting older and wants to go out for a walk. Alas, it's lonely and cold. Let Xuanfeng come and say hello to everyone."
After Tang Wan said this, he was also happy, and felt inexplicably that Xuanfeng was sending it as a phone fee.
When Xuanfeng came out, she said poorly, "Miss, what a~~"
At the beginning, the audience thought that Tang Wan was a local tyrant, and it didn't matter whether he gave a tip or not. Now they are all happy, and they don't think about it anymore, and they all throw gifts: buy candy for Xuanfeng!
Eat Xuanfeng and buy melon seeds!
Buy rat food for Da Mao!
Buy carrots for Robert!
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Looking at this, Tang Wan squinted his eyes, "Today I will introduce two new friends to you, a pony and a miniature donkey. They haven't been named yet."
The live broadcast room fell silent all of a sudden, everyone looked at the new species curiously, and those who were bold enough stretched out their hands tentatively to touch it.
Someone asked: Is this short-legged horse the ancestor of the giant short-legged horse
Tang Wan nodded, "That's right, that giant pony that is three meters tall and can kick through a wall with one foot looks like this when it was on Earth."
The audience didn't know what to say, the cute pet looked like that, Ray was too wicked!
"Okay, I've already come up with names for them," Tang Wan interrupted everyone's thinking, and said solemnly, "The short-footed horse is called Tie Zhu, and the miniature donkey is called Erhei."
audience:! ! !
Let's struggle. Will you change your name
Tang Wan refused, "Of course not."
Audience: Okay~ As long as the little brother is happy!
Tang Wan was very satisfied with these two names, so he let Tie Zhu and Er Hei play by themselves, and then called Brother Shenshou over. When everyone saw his hairstyle, the bullet screen became a hahahaha, and they all became like eating haha eggs Little monster, nothing else can be seen on the screen!
Tang Wan also disliked it, and combed the hair on Brother Shenshou's hair with a comb, "Let's change our hairstyle, how about a pigtail?"
The audience was full of hahaha again, presents appeared on the screen, all of which were hair ropes for Brother Shenshou.
Five minutes later, the two alpacas were running happily on the lawn, their heart seemed to be filled with the whole ocean, and the waves flew up.
Tang Wan looked happy at himself, and just wanted to complain: What a silly girl who ran out of the village!
He took a photo and planned to pass it on to Zong He for a look. After the photo was taken, he suddenly found out that he didn't have Zong He's communication number!
Married for more than a year, and now sleeping in the same bed, he didn't even know his partner's communication number, Tang Wan couldn't laugh or cry, the couple did their part, there was no one else.
At this time, some people frantically swiped the screen in the comments: Hire you to be a pet caretaker in my house. I sincerely hire you. The annual salary is tens of millions. You can do what you want or do, and you can live broadcast every day.
The comment area was quiet for a while. After seven million yuan, another one offered tens of millions. If this is true, normal people will be heartbroken.
Tang Wan said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I won't go. I haven't gone to school, and I'm not in good health. I'm weak, helpless and pitiful. My family members are also in poor health. I often sit in a wheelchair when I walk. I feel uncomfortable every day. Get treatment, I have to take care of him."
At this time, Zong He, who had just finished dealing with the affairs of the military department, hurried home, his face was so pale that he asked him to listen to this when he got off the aircraft. Who is weak, helpless and pitiful? Who walks in a wheelchair? Who feels uncomfortable after taking two steps
When Tang Wan heard the movement behind him, he turned off the microphone and calmed the other party seriously: "Master Marshal wants to fly an aircraft carrier, so you can't just get angry."
Zong He was equally serious, "No, I have a small stomach and eat less, so I can't fly an aircraft carrier."
Tang Wan: "... Poof!"
At this time, in the Marquis's mansion, the middle-aged man wearing a housekeeper's uniform apologized to the young master and reported: "Master, the anchor said that he can't come."
The young master turned cold and slapped the table angrily, "Find out where he lives, come and talk to him, I must get the cat, if he doesn't come, hand it over, otherwise he won't be able to continue working!"