For a partner like Tang Wan, fight? Those who beat their wives are beasts!
educate? He knows how to educate his subordinates, the Marshal, but he has never been in touch with how to educate his partner.
For Tang Wan, who always flirts with his beard and blows his hair, Marshal has only one solution: If you can't provoke him, I will hide.
The capable and invincible Marshal Marshal grows up to be defeated by Tang Wan alone, and angrily finds a place to turn back into a human body.
Tang Wan was still in the excitement of being able to talk, and always wanted to tease the child to talk, but found that the little boy had sneaked away, and wanted to look for it again, but when he arrived at the door, he was blocked by a tall figure. Tang Wan's forehead almost bumped into the opponent's shoulder, and his expression suddenly became serious from the teasing just now, "Zong He, you're back."
Zong He was annoyed, "Yeah."
Seeing that his expression was not good, Tang Wan thought he was tired, so he turned his body to let the other person enter the room, "Rest when you are tired, have you eaten tonight? Shall I have someone bring it to you?"
Zong He turned his body sideways, blocking Tang Wan's way, stuck and prevented him from going out, "Eat."
Tang Wan blinked, the Marshal was in a bad mood, "What's wrong with you? Someone made you angry?"
Zong He looked at Tang Wan's innocent and bewildered face, "Yes."
Tang Wan became serious, carrying forward the spirit of friendship between husband and wife, patted Zong He on the shoulder, pressed the other side hard, and gave him strength, "You are the marshal of the empire, you have to have a good heart in front of outsiders." If you have a firm will and a spirit of steel, you don’t have to pretend like this at home, you must speak out when you are angry, and don’t hold back.”
Zong He: "..."
Tang Wan sympathized with Zong He. Outsiders portrayed him as an invincible legend. In their eyes, Zong He was an unstoppable hero who would stand up straight even if his bones were broken. The most tired person was Zong He. He is right.
"Okay, okay," Tang Wan raised his hand to stroke Zong He's head like a big cat, messing up his black hair, "Don't be angry anymore, I'll tell you something happy, big Zhuang can speak, and his IQ is no problem."
The corner of Zong He's mouth twitched, he grabbed Tang Wan's hand, and directly hugged Tang Wan in his arms, not wanting Tang Wan to see his angry expression.
Tang Wan felt the body holding her tense, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, and she patted Zong He's back lightly, "You are also very excited, I know you are happy, you have to say it if you are happy, don't hold back .”
Zong He pressed Tang Wan against the door, put his forehead on the top of Tang Wan's head, gritted his teeth, and wanted to bite someone angrily.
I know your mood with Tang Wan's face, I understand that you can't express your feelings easily, and you are still trying your best to comfort Zong He, raised your hand, tested it, and finally plucked up the courage to wrap your arms around Zong He's waist, trying to let the His expression looked very calm, "Even this kid didn't know what was wrong, so he ran away by himself."
Zong He lowered his eyes to look at Tang Wan's reddened ears, his eyes moved down, and fell on Tang Wan's pursed lips, his eyes became darker and darker, and when Tang Wan wanted to say something again, Zong He deeply Taking a breath, I didn't want to bear it anymore, I lowered my head and blocked the chattering mouth, the anger that had been accumulated for a day finally found an outlet, and the unhappiness was healed instantly.
The self-taught Marshal finally found a way to deal with dissatisfaction, and did not give Tang Wan a chance to refuse.
Tang Wan's relative didn't want to talk any more, and when he stared at him angrily, Zong He raised his head and hugged Tang Wan without letting go, making him unable to run even if he wanted to, "Listen to Lin Bo, what do you want? Want my phone number?"
Tang Wan turned his head and sneered, "Hehe, I don't want it anymore."
Zong He raised the corner of his mouth and looked at Tang Wan's bright lips in a great mood, "I'll give it to you."
"No, I don't want it! Don't give it to me!" Tang Wan angrily pushed the man who was holding him in his arms. There was a door behind him. What should I do if I can't pay attention to my image? !
"Do you want it?" Zong He narrowed his eyes and wanted to bow his head again.
Tang Wan froze all over, and his heart was pounding, "I want it, I want it, I want it!"
Zong He smiled, "So anxious?"
Tang Wan's face was flushed, and he was so angry that he wanted to curse someone, show some face! Heart black is not black ah!
Lin Bo came down from upstairs, and reminded him wordlessly: "If you two have something to do, go in and close the door."
"En." Zong He hugged Tang Wan's waist tightly, turned around, and closed the door.
Tang Wan covered his face, um, what, um, this is a big misunderstanding!
Tang Wan finally had Zong He's communication number, and the moment he became a friend, Tang Wan felt that it was not easy. He was not proud at all of getting the private communication number of the Marshal of the Empire.
Zong He pressed him against the door for a while, and Tang Wan finally got his freedom. After looking around the house, he didn't find Da Zhuang, so he just let Jin Xiaopang out and held him in his arms for a long time, which relieved the injury. A cat that acts like a spoiled child is a good cat!
While Tang Wan was grooming Jin Xiaopang, a big cat with a length of more than two meters and a smooth neck that almost fell to the ground came quietly behind Tang Wan and blew on his neck ,"call!"
Tang Wan shrank his neck and turned his head, his eyes lit up, and he wrapped his arms around the big cat's neck, wow! This little goblin, the rogue has played enough to please him in this way, but he can't control his hand at all, so angry!
Zong He dragged Tang Wan back to the bedroom with Tang Wan's sleeve in his mouth. At night, Tang Wan shrank into the big cat's arms very hopelessly.
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Early in the morning, Tang Wan lay on the bed and read his Weibo. He didn't know who was free and posted a post on the post bar to discuss how he looked. Many people wanted to see his real face. Guess he is not good-looking, maybe his eyes are really small, his nose is flat, and his face is pockmarked and bald. Otherwise, he doesn't show his face every time. Why doesn't he show his face when he is good-looking
Tang Wan sneered, they were ugly! They are ugly and ugly!
But he didn't need to show his face in a fit of anger, he still didn't know how the original body died, whether he had any enemies, one thing more is worse than one thing less.
There are still a lot of people leaving messages on the Internet, hoping to cooperate with him, usually for business, and many people want to invite him to work in the company, research genes and so on, worried that Tang Wan can't see, so I asked someone to check the comments , Push the message to the top. Tang Wan watched it silently, rolled his eyes, still pretended to be blind, and posted a Weibo: Shall we broadcast live today
Comments quickly swiped up: want to want to!
Yes!
Seek broadcast!
Hurry up~ Please broadcast +1!
Seeking broadcast + ID code!
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They were all like a group of goblins who couldn't get enough to eat, all opening their mouths and waiting to be fed. Tang Wan was also thinking, what should I do for the live broadcast? Let's buy some more cats. If there is a second child, there will be a third. Now that Da Zhuang has completely accepted Jin Xiaopang, it is true that if he is too lazy to talk to Jin Xiaopang, then can he hug Hua Xiaopang and Orange Xiaopang? Fat, tall and fat, short and fat
After Zong He washed and came back to change his clothes, he saw Tang Wan lying on the bed, pointing his fingers in the void. Tang Wan was playing with something he couldn't see. He had noticed it before. Zai'er is unguarded, and his partner hides a little secret.
Tang Wan didn't know that Zong He was back until he heard the sound of Zong He opening the closet, and then shrank back into the bed to hide himself. Sometimes Zong He walked silently, especially when he didn't wear military boots, and followed a cat. Similarly, once the long legs step out for more than one meter, they swish and come behind you, and there is no movement at all. Tang Wan gritted his teeth, it is shameful to have long legs.
Tang Wan's action, in Zong He's opinion, was no different from Tang Wan's own little hamster that could only hide food. After changing his clothes, Zong He saw that Tang Wan hadn't come out yet, so he tucked in the quilt for him. , It is difficult for him to get out.
Tang Wan struggled to throw off the quilt, and gave Zong He an angry look, did he have any paws
Zong He raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "I'm afraid you're cold."
Tang Wan rolled his eyes, only a ghost would believe it!
At this time, someone on Weibo said: "Little raccoon hasn't appeared on stage for a long time, miss him!"
Yes, the brush has not been out for a long time! let it come!
Scrub! Scrub! Scrub!
Today I found out that the species of scrubbing is a small raccoon!
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Tang Wan's eyes lit up when he saw this, and he ate and slept: As a blogger who loves fans, I decided to let Shushuashua appear on the stage. Let's cook together. My cooking is really delicious. Do you want to try it? taste
Instead, the comments wailed: I don’t want to! Every time I am greedy to drool, I advise you to be kind!
Do it! You want me to not want to eat all day today!
After watching you cook, I feel that what I eat is rubbish!
Don't look at it, don't look at it, just wash it out, don't cook!
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Eat and sleep Lu Dazhuang: Alright, in response to the strong request of most fans, we will start live broadcasting cooking at 10:30 noon today, come out to wash and wash vegetables for me, see you there~
Fans were furious: You scoundrel! It must be because of her unattractive looks that her heart is so distorted!
But I still can't help but want to see it, I'm already hungry.
Tang Tang, do you not love me anymore? Are you trying to torture my taste buds again
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Tang Wan sneered, you group of ignorant ones are just used to eating nutrient solution, have never seen what delicious rice looks like, and your tongue has degenerated. He is here to restore your sense of taste to normal and let you know about Chinese food Broad and profound! Guaranteed by using the cooking skills of being single for 25 years and supporting oneself in the previous life!
Zong He took two pieces of clothes for Tang Wan, and threw them in front of Tang Wan's eyes, "I have to go to the military headquarters today, and come back for lunch at noon."
Tang Wan turned over and sat up with his head sleeping like a bird's nest, "Then I'll cook for you, do you want to eat?"
Zong He didn't even think about it, "Meat." As long as it's meat, he likes it.
Tang Wan shrugged, "Okay, I will try my best to carry you to three hundred catties."
Zong He asked curiously: "I'm so fat, aren't you afraid that I'll crush you to death?"
Tang Wan flew over with a pillow, and said such hooligan words so seriously, how did he do it!
Zong He tilted his head, slapped the pillow back, helplessly, "Your temper is too arrogant, I'm used to it." He was quite proud.
Tang Wan raised his forehead, what else could he say? Just want to say you're happy.
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At noon, Tang Wan decided to cook a few more dishes. People in the kitchen would buy ingredients every day, because Zong He liked to eat meat, and would buy all kinds of meat every day. Tang Wan went to pick and choose, and decided to make sauce-flavored beef at noon. Make a special Wuxi meat bone, and a special dish he likes, Dongbi Dragon Ball, and take some lamb ribs. I saw that Zong He liked it before, and I will make a cumin lamb chop. Of course, green vegetables are essential, meat belongs to Zonghe, vegetables belong to him, and delicious rice is also needed. With the help of the head chef, Tang Wan selected the ingredients and packed a cart full.
Soon, at half past ten, Tang Wan started the live broadcast on time and arranged the ingredients in a row.
The audience first exclaimed: Your kitchen is so big!
Immediately afterwards, I was attracted by the ingredients and cried: It's over, today is another destruction of taste buds!
Tang Wan smiled and said, "I know you all want to watch me cook, so I want to satisfy you."
The audience was amused, and threw gifts to him while being angry: "All right, all right, you have the final say, who made you talented?"
At this time, the Imperial Gene Security Center received hundreds of report emails from all over the empire: The star network live broadcast room id "Earth Cute Pet Live Broadcast Room" is suspected of altering species genes and enslaving cubs. Relevant departments are requested to seal the account thoroughly for investigation.
Hundreds of complaints at once alerted the Imperial Gene Security Department.
At this time, a director of the Genetic Safety Department flatteredly said to the communicator: "Don't worry, he won't be able to continue with such a big battle."
The author has something to say: I originally wanted to apply for v tomorrow, but I was so busy yesterday that I forgot to apply for v in advance, so I can only wait until Monday or Tuesday. The tenth day of the entry v, you will come _(:3」∠) _