Tang Wan put the camera aside and prepared to cook. After putting on the protective sleeves, Tang Wan released the little raccoon, "Wash up, can you help Dad wash the vegetables?"
For scrubbing, there is nothing that cannot be solved by washing in water. If there is, then wash it twice more. As a little raccoon who likes water more than other raccoons, he has already developed the skills of washing and washing. He can clean socks, let alone vegetables!
The little guy was raised fat and strong, and the most amazing thing is that his chubby figure is still very light, and he picked up the basin and went to pour water. The scourer's fur ranges from taupe to nearly black, with black around the eyes and a very symmetrical coat color on the left and right. With two furry ears standing up, it looks a bit like a big gray fox. Especially on the fluffy tail, there are many circles of black and white ring patterns. When working, the tail swayed a few times, just like a child who is working hard, very cute. Tang Wan is happy just by looking at it. The little guy stuffed an apple in his mouth, patted his head, and encouraged: "Do it well!"
The two paws that were happy to scrub were busy, and the water splashed all over themselves.
The audience was amused, shouting to Tang Wan to turn on the touch function, wanting to touch the wet little raccoon!
It's a pity that Tang Wan was making vegetables and didn't see their needs.
These meat dishes need to be stewed slowly. Tang Wan, an authentic earthling, prefers traditional things. He is not familiar with high-tech cooking equipment, and the meat and high-tech equipment cooked slowly Ripening tastes different.
Tang Wan can eat some sauced beef. He likes it soft, so he has to stew it for more than an hour and a half. Zong He likes the sauce bone, and Tang Wan thinks that the other party probably needs to grind his teeth. Every time the meat is chewy, it only needs to be stewed for an hour. Tang Wan didn't eat a bite of mutton. He didn't like the fishy smell of mutton, so he cooked it according to Zong He's taste. The current cattle and sheep are no longer the cuties on the earth that are slaughtered by others. They have become extremely huge, and it takes a lot of effort to catch them. .
Stew the beef first, and then Tang Wan processed the bone and lamb. At this time, the little raccoon had almost washed the vegetables. Tang Wan watched the little guy work hard, and stuffed a few mouthfuls of jerky for the little guy. Little raccoons are omnivorous animals, they will eat anything, and they are very easy to keep. It's a pity that his temper is too naughty, and he often jumps up and down, so there are not many people in the family.
Wash the jerky out of the mouth, put it in the water, wash it, and stuff it back into the mouth. The whole operation is smooth and smooth. The audience smiled and threw gifts to it. This action is so joyful!
Tang Wan was already preparing to make Wuxi pork bones, and chatted with everyone, "This dish is a famous dish that many Chinese people are familiar with on earth. Speaking of the origin of this dish, there is an interesting allusion. According to legend, In the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a famous monk named Jigong. He went to the door of a cooked meat shop and asked the boss for money. I gave you a piece, and the monk asked for more after eating, but the boss was not happy, saying, what am I going to sell after you have finished eating? Then the monk said that if there is no meat, he will sell the meat and bones, and he would pull it from the broken cattail leaf fan he carried with him. I gave a few cattails to the boss, and asked the boss to put these cattails in a pot of meat and bones and stew them together, and he said that his must be famous all over the world." Tang Wan asked everyone with a smile, "If it was you, would you Would you listen to a monk?"
All the audience said they didn't believe it, who would listen to a casual word from a passerby
Tang Wan nodded, "Yes, I don't believe it, but the boss believed it, he really threw these pieces of cattail stalks into the pot, unexpectedly, the meaty bones were really fragrant, and the whole The aroma can be smelled in Wuxi city, and since then this butcher shop has been selling meat bones exclusively, and later it has become a famous local specialty, Wuxi meat bones.”
The audience has nothing to say, is that okay? !
Tang Wan smiled and told everyone, "This is just a legend, there is no need to investigate whether it is true or not."
Everyone is in a trance when they hear it, and they think it is a story. After all, the earth has long been a deserted planet, which is no longer suitable for human habitation. How many civilizations have existed on it, only the descendants of those who immigrated from the earth can tell the story? There may be some concern. In the eyes of more people, after years of changes, how many planets will become like the earth, lost in the corner of the galaxy, and the earth is just one of them.
Tang Wan took out the spare ribs that had been marinated for ten minutes, heated the oil, put the marinated spare ribs in, fried them until golden brown, and took them out. The audience's eyes had been attracted by the golden spare ribs, and they frantically begged Tang Wan to open up their taste Function. Tang Wan opened up his sense of taste and touch as he said, and many audience members started howling: "It smells so good, I really want to eat it!"
At this time, I am envious, jealous and hateful, I have to work overtime at noon, and I have to take nutritional supplements again!
I always thought that my chef cooks delicious food, until I entered this live broadcast room!
My ancestors eat better than me! Why was born 1000 years after immigration? !
Old Ancestor, I want to go back to Earth!
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Tang Wan didn't have time to read the comments. He left some oil at the bottom of the pot, poured ginger slices, shallots, star anise, and cinnamon until fragrant. , because the meat of uncooked hot ribs will die when they encounter cold water, which is not delicious."
The comments were all howling, and Tang Wan didn't care what he said, he was already so attracted by the smell, he just wanted to eat it!
Tang Wan is helpless, these little goblins who can't get enough!
The little raccoon on the side had already washed all the vegetables, and was sitting on the table gnawing on the radishes, eating them in a decent way, even more vigorously than classmate Luo Bei. Tang Wan reminded it: "Eat less, and I'll bring you delicious food later."
Scrubs and brushes The little one likes to eat cat food, but every time he eats it, he has to grab a handful and rinse it in the water. Tang Wan can't stand this way of eating, so he rarely gives it to him.
After Tang Wan stewed the meat bones in the pot, he started to make the next dish, "Next, I'm going to make a dish that I like very much, Dongbi Dragon Ball, the name sounds nice, doesn't it?"
The audience is curious: Is Dragon Ball the eyes of the dragon? What dragon? Earthworm? Gecko dragon
"This dragon ball is not the eyes of any animal. It is the Dongbi longan we eat, a kind of fruit. This dish also has an allusion."
The audience stopped talking and waited attentively to hear the story. Tang Wan not only knows how to cook and raise cats, but also knows a lot and can tell many stories.
Tang Wan smiled and said, "Someone told me about it, but unfortunately I forgot."
The audience who were ready to listen to the story all slapped the table: I have taken off my pants, so you are going to listen to this for me? !
Tang Wan turned his back and pretended not to see, the audience was all annoyed: "Pretend to be blind!"
At this time, the fat director of the network management department of the Imperial Gene Security Department asked the staff who watched Tang Wan's live broadcast, "How is it watching? Did the animal see what kind of animal it was?"
The staff was taken aback, "No."
The fat supervisor frowned, "Then what are you looking at?"
The staff quickly took off the receiver and explained: "Look at him cooking, it's so delicious!"
The fat supervisor knocked on the table angrily, "Work hard, there must be something wrong with so many people complaining together. We will never allow this kind of enslavement of cubs, and changing genes is a felony. We must investigate carefully! Look at that cub. The cub who ate food," the fat supervisor pointed to the little raccoon, and said righteously, "If it is really a cub who took medicine, he is committing a crime! Even if there is even a slight possibility, he must be strictly investigated, without delay !"
The staff quickly put the receiver on, and became serious, "We will definitely keep an eye on this anchor, if you have any questions, please contact Xingwang, directly give him a title, if you don't cooperate, contact the emperor to arrest him!"
Only then did the fat supervisor show a satisfied smile, "That's right."
Tang Wan had already chopped the pork belly and shrimp into a puree, put them in a bowl, put in the minced green onion, ginger and shiitake mushrooms, added salt, monosodium glutamate, sugar, egg white, starch, cooking wine, mixed them into stuffing, and marinated for a while .
At this time, some viewers used the touch function to poke at the minced meat, and licked their fingers. The smell of raw meat made him pissed off in the live broadcast room: It's too unpalatable!
Tang Wan had time to read the comments at this time, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't be too impatient, this is all life."
The audience commented: I have never seen such a complicated way of cooking. I used to eat vegetables by blanching them in water, and they were taken out immediately, just like this vegetable leaf.
The same is true in our family, my mother said to preserve nutrition.
To be honest, my mother's cooking is not good, but I dare not say it, I am cowardly!
The chef my family employs doesn't cook well either! But what he did was nutritious.
Stop talking, is the food in our school cafeteria unpalatable? Fried beans with crispy melon, do you dare to think
Oh~ my brother upstairs, you win.
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Tang Wan smiled and said to everyone: "This is a very simple dish. There used to be several complicated and famous dishes on the earth, and that's called complexity. Take Buddha's Jumping Wall as an example. It takes dozens of processes and takes several days. It can only be completed, and the taste is naturally gone.”
The audience began to howl again: I hate that the earth was not born a thousand years ago!
My ancestors eat better than me!
Tang Wan put the marinated stuffing into the steamer, steamed it and took it out, shelled the longan, opened a small hole in the pulp, took out the core, stuffed the stuffing into the pulp, and closed it It turns into a stuffed longan, and the stuffed longan is wrapped in a layer of flour, and then dipped in egg yolk and bread crumbs, "Dragon balls are formed."
The audience was stunned for a moment: How can they be willing to eat it? !
Tang Wan said seriously: "I'm willing, I'll eat by myself."
The audience asked: What about the meat
Most orcs are meat eaters, and all have a great interest in meat.
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows, and boasted domineeringly: "I want to carry my partner to three hundred catties."
Some of the audience complained that Tang Wan was too ruthless, what kind of fat is three hundred catties? Can you still walk? How afraid of your partner running away
Some people don't believe that there is really a partner? real? not kidding? Sometimes Tang Tang speaks in a very unserious manner, which makes people unable to tell the truth from the false.
Some are directly envious and jealous. If they can find a partner like Tang Wan, they can eat in different ways every day, and they can pet different furry pets. Just think about it, they will be so happy!
Tang Wan turned on the fire again, heated up the oil, poured in the "dragon balls", and when the dragon balls turned golden brown, took them out and drained the oil, "This is done, I'll scald a green vegetable leaf with boiling water and put it on a plate. "
The comments have exploded: I can't take it anymore, all I eat every day is the kind of green vegetables that are hot for the plate!
This color is so beautiful, it is crispy and crispy at first glance!
The taste is so delicious, I really want to take a bite, but unfortunately I can't eat qaq
After Tang Wan set the plate, the beef, mutton, and sauced bones were all ready, and he served them in a big bowl at one time. Considering the appetite of his big cat, Tang Wan cooked more, using what was almost a bowl. The kind of big bowl!
As soon as these scents came out, there was only one piece left in the live broadcast room:! ! !
This is really in line with the sentence: the fucking ancestors eat better than me! !
"Pair it with two small green vegetables, and the lunch is done." Tang Wan looked at his watch, it was almost twelve o'clock, and Zong He should be back soon. I don't know if it's a tacit understanding, but as soon as this thought came up, I heard footsteps outside the door, and the military boots hit the ground firmly and forcefully.
Tang Wan turned back with a smile, and looked at the people who had already walked to the door, "The meal is ready, you go change your clothes first, and eat later."
The corner of Zong He's mouth curled up, "Okay."
It was just a short word, and Tang Wan suddenly felt a sense of stability. Once upon a time, he wanted to have a normal family. They could have each other's careers and their own social circle, but there must be one meal a day that they ate together. , Don’t be alone at the dining table guarding a large table of dishes, it’s deserted. When resting, read books together quietly with each other, and occasionally take a walk together. He doesn't ask too much, and living a life like this is very satisfying.
Tang Wan hurriedly fried two green vegetables, and poured a bowl of freeze-dried meat for cats bought in the system to the little raccoon, telling it: "Eat it directly, don't wash it."
Scrubbing and rubbing darkly, dipped in the water.
Tang Wan hated it, the child was hopeless.
Tang Wan served all the dishes, pursed the corners of his mouth and showed the audience a serious show, letting them smell the taste again, once again the greedy audience howled wolf, Tang Wan was satisfied, "Very good, today's The live broadcast ended perfectly."
Just when everyone's eyes gathered in the live broadcast room because of Tang Wan's words, the live broadcast room suddenly turned black. Tang Wan frowned and took a closer look, his face turned dark, and he was banned!
The audience was also confused, what's going on
Without any warning at all, he was suddenly banned!
Why, it doesn't make sense!
Tang Wan opened Weibo calmly with a cold face. Sure enough, he just received a notification on Weibo two seconds ago: According to reports from many people, you are now suspected of illegally using banned drugs, illegally detaining young children, and mutilating minors of the empire. For various felonies, please contact the Imperial Genetic Security Department within one hour to conduct genetic testing for all pets. — Imperial Department of Genetic Safety.
Tang Wan glanced at it and laughed angrily. He sent it there, so it might not be possible to get it back. Maybe even he himself has to get involved, treating him as an ignorant fool.
In his previous life, he was born in a wealthy family with a lot of right and wrong. Since he was a child, he saw so many messy things in the family. He can clearly see the heart-wrenching matter.
Tang Wan angrily took off his gloves and threw them on the table. It was obvious that someone was looking for trouble for him, and many people reported it. Why didn't so many people report it before? To find out who operated it, he bought a snake and stuffed it under the bed in the middle of the night, scaring her into infertility!
Zong He changed his clothes and came to the restaurant, seeing Tang Wan's face, he also turned cold, "What's wrong?"
Tang Wan took a deep breath, and said calmly: "Someone blocked my account, saying that my pet was a cub who had taken banned drugs. The genetic department of the empire asked me to send all the pets for inspection. Let's eat first. It's definitely not over."
After Zong He sat down, he sneered, "I can't stop eating, just think I'm dead."
Tang Wan had already calmed down, and even felt an urge to stroke Zong He's head to smooth his hair.
Tang Wan's guess was right. At this time, the fat supervisor was flattering the second young master of the Marquis's Mansion and said, "Don't worry, I have already contacted the network security department and sealed the live broadcast room for him. Let him put those pets away today." If it is really a cub who has eaten prohibited drugs, he will have to pay legal responsibility. Now that so many people have reported him, and so many people have questioned him, we must take responsibility and investigate carefully! Be sure to check it out for him, and arrange it properly."
Alvin narrowed his eyes, and he was already confident, "You have performed well, and I will mention it to my brother-in-law when I get promoted next time. You are a very capable manager."
"Thank you for your trust!" The fat supervisor made a series of flattery, patting the second young master comfortably. This young master's elder sister is the newlywed wife of the head of their genetic security department. The young master just wants a few pets, and he can get them for him with a little flick of a finger. To please him is no different from pleasing the minister
At this time, Tang Wan's Weibo has become a mess. The crimes given by the Ministry of Genetic Security are too serious. Illegal use of banned drugs, illegal detention of young children, and mutilation of minors in the empire, any one of them is enough for Tang Wan Sit through the prison. And now that the live broadcast room has been blocked for him, this makes people have to think more, there is no problem at all, why block his account? The title was banned just after Tang Wan's live broadcast ended, and countless viewers were watching the live broadcast, which made the audience transfer to Tang Wan's Weibo as soon as this happened.
The message said everything: true or false? This is too bad, right
Could it be that what I have been masturbating before are cubs whose shape has changed after taking forbidden drugs? It's terrible! My hands tremble at the thought of the possibility.
If this is true, I'll throw money at a bastard!
Calm down, I didn't say anything now, I just said to cooperate with the inspection.
What else can I say, they have all been banned. If there is nothing wrong, there is no need to seal. After the investigation results come out, there must be a problem.
No wonder I have been afraid to show my face, this is a crime.
What evidence do you have that these animals are drugged pups? Defamation is legally liable.
This is not slander, this is questioning, and what evidence proves that it is not a baby who has taken medicine? Has the genetics department proven his innocence
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Some people were worried about Tang Wan, some believed it was true, and some scolded Tang Wan, saying that Tang Wan was a scum with a brutal face and a heart, and finally got his retribution. There are also people who are the guardians of justice and don't understand the cause and effect. They have already judged that Tang Wan is really involved in those crimes. They must pay attention to the development of the situation and send Tang Wan to the trial seat.
Tang Wan ate and drank enough, took the tea handed over by the robot butler, rinsed his mouth, and logged onto the Internet slowly. The Department of Genetic Security sent him an ultimatum, and he still had half an hour to think about it.
At this time, Zong He's communicator ticked, and the cause and effect of this incident have been found out, and all the interests and relationships have been written in the report in detail. Zong He glanced at it, and his eyes became colder, "They are so promiscuous." !"
Hearing this, Tang Wan blinked his eyes, tapped the virtual keys with his fingers, ate and slept, and went to Da Zhuang Empire's Gene Security Department: Sorry, I have too many pets, and you can't check them all in a while, so send someone to me Check it out at home. Address: Emperor Star Special Security Zone, on the mansion of Zong He, General Marshal of the Imperial Army, what?_