Tang Wan saw that the barrage was scrolling too fast and he couldn't see anything. He opened the settings menu and said to the audience: "Let me modify it and let the system automatically filter. The barrage that everyone asks more will pop up by itself. Those who want to contact me to do business with me will be screened out, and those who want to contact me to do business with me can find me on Weibo.”
The audience just wanted to say: You may not be able to see it if you look for it, after all you have a magical skill - pretending to be blind!
Tang Wan went on to say: "I have activated the special notification function of the official Boite meeting, hehe."
Barrage: Don't pretend to be blind!
What's the use of setting it up, you can't see anything when you pretend to be blind!
There is an old saying that says, you can never wake up a person who is pretending to sleep!
Now that it has been set up, being able to say something like this shows how much everyone resents Tang Wan for "pretending to be blind".
Tang Wan rubbed his chin, wondering, "Did you misunderstand me
Barrage: Not at all!
Tang Wan clapped Jin Xiaopang's two little paws, "You guys are so united, I'm very touched!"
Tang Wan's fans were all helpless: You are heartless, you were banned before, do you remember? Why don't you say a word? You should cry, let us comfort you, not make us cry!
When Tang Wan saw this barrage, he hugged Jin Xiaopang and rubbed his heart, "What's the use of crying, it's all over, just solve it."
The fans are still very dissatisfied. Tang Wan was obviously punished before. If you don't cry, how can you show the strength of your fans? Find him, let's fuck him together!
Tang Wan said cooperatively: "I was banned a few days ago. I was so anxious that I almost cried at home. Yes, I am innocent, pitiful and weak. Please protect me." Anyone can see me when I say this. Saying that he wasn't serious, he coaxed the fans to be happy, "Fortunately, the staff of the Imperial Gene Security Department are all impartial, they checked it responsibly, and confirmed that I am innocent, thank them."
The more Tang Wan is like this, the more distressed the fans are. It’s hard to tell. Fans are all over the top, throwing rewards at him and comforting him: don’t be afraid, justice will stand on our side On the one hand, I'm jealous that you have short legs, and your height is only 1.3 meters when you are an adult!
Tang Wan smiled and compared his heart: I am grateful to have you~~
After the fans finished comforting, they asked the question again: What is the relationship between you and the marshal
Tang Wan didn't pretend to be blind this time: "The relationship between the hero and the ordinary citizen, the relationship between the pillar of the soul and the weak chicken, is the same as yours."
Zong He, who was sitting outside the window basking in the sun, had his ears trembling, and subconsciously glanced inside the window. Tang Wan hugged Jin Xiaopang and sat cross-legged on the cushion, unable to tell whether what he said was true or not. Tick the tick and it's real.
The audience still didn't let go of this topic and asked, but Tang Wan habitually ignored it.
Well, if this question continues, Tang Wan will definitely pretend to be blind, and the audience is familiar with his routine. However, whether the location of the test is the Marshal's Mansion, this question still remains in the hearts of the audience.
At this time, someone asked: What does Brother Divine Beast mean
Tang Wan just grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and when he saw this, he shook his hand with a smile, "This, it's not easy to explain, I want to talk about civilization."
A well-meaning audience stood up and explained for Tang Wan: I checked a lot of information, and after a day, I found out what the meaning of the god beast brother is. The breed of the god beast brother is alpaca, and its origin is South America on the ancient earth. In the mysterious oriental country of history, Huaxia, a country with a great literary name, at the beginning of the 20th century, the government launched a special action to rectify the vulgar Internet. Obscenities such as homophonic characters bypassed the blocking of the website, and gradually created the "Ten Great Beasts" represented by "Grass Mud Horse". So the meaning of the beast brother is: grass mud horse.
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audience:! ! !
Tang Wan ate melon seeds leisurely, and even called Xuanfeng and Da Mao Ermao Sanmao... until Qimao came out to eat together.
After the audience reacted, they sighed: You must never offend Tang Tang in the future, or you won't know he scolded you when he scolded you. It's scary to be educated!
Whoever finds me in the future, I will give him a face like a god beast brother.
Those who can find out these materials are also academic masters, buddy, do you study ancient earth folklore
The earth is really interesting, I really want to see it.
You don’t need to look at it, it’s all polluted, the atmosphere above it is destroyed, you have to wear protective clothing when you go up, you’d better check the information, there is no gap in history, and you brought it with you when you immigrated.
Tang Wan's face paused slightly, and he sighed in his heart. He was still thinking about the day when he would have the opportunity to go to the earth to see it. Now it seems that it is not very convenient. In order to change this heavy topic and make himself feel better, Tang Wan clapped his hands and suggested, "Boys, let's eat melon seeds in a competition."
Xuanfeng was excited when she heard about the competition, she spread her wings and ran wildly around Tang Wan and several hamsters, because Xuanfeng had a history of stuffing hamsters into the rollers and spinning wildly, Tang Wan hugged several hamsters in his arms , Watching Xuanfeng go crazy vigilantly. Jin Xiaopang in his arms tilted his head, looked at the little mice, and found that Tang Wan hadn't noticed him, so he stretched out a cat's paw, and pressed the hamster tentatively.
The audience was amused, the focus was shifted, and the cat's paw was frantically licked.
Tang Wan quickly grabbed the cat's paw back, and poked Jin Xiaopang's head to scare him: "Don't bully the weak!"
Jin Xiaopang licked his paw innocently, unable to understand what Tang Wan was saying.
Tang Wan pressed down the crazy Xuanfeng again, and then arranged a few hamsters. Tang Wan gave five melon seeds to each, "Boys, the melon seed eating competition is officially started, let's see who can finish eating the fastest!"
Hearing Tang Wan's order, all the hamsters stuffed the melon seeds into their mouths, and two seconds later, all the hamsters stuffed the melon seeds into their pockets. Xuanfeng held a melon seed in his mouth, and looked at the mice with a dazed expression, as if he hadn't realized what happened.
The comments are full of hahaha, shouting that it is unfair! What about eating melon seeds
I feel sorry for Xuanfeng, let the child buy some snacks with the money, it's so pitiful.
Xuanfeng cried, and Xuanfeng lost without knowing what happened.
No, no, Xuanfeng might be thinking in his heart: Why don't you dwarfs spit out melon seeds? ?
Tang Wan also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, grabbed Da Mao, and pulled out the melon seeds in his mouth, wanting them to compete fairly. Then, he picked out five peanuts, three soybeans, a piece of dried vegetables, a dozen or so rice grains, five corn kernels... Finally, a dozen or so melon seeds.
Tang Wan helplessly touched Da Mao's head, "Why do you hide so many things?"
Da Mao struggled to jump off Tang Wan's palm, and hurriedly put away all the food that was placed on the table, not missing a single grain.
The audience was crying because of the cuteness: cute, I want to raise qaq
I also have summoning skills, but I can only summon dead objects, so I really want one that can move!
…
Tang Wan lined them up again, and gave five melon seeds to each of them, telling them: "Only eat, not hide."
The little hamsters seemed to understand Tang Wan's words, and each held a melon seed by its mouth, waiting for Tang Wan's order. This group of fur kids are so smart, Tang Wan was shocked. Is a hamster such a smart animal? Even if you teach them some simple instructions, it’s impossible for every one of them to understand. Today’s game of eating melon seeds is already a relatively complicated instruction. These little hamsters understood it, and they all lined up and waited. melon seeds. Tang Wan was startled. Given time, these furry kids will not mutate as well, like orcs, they will become spirits and transform into humans!
The audience who didn't know what this group of hamsters looked like couldn't think of it, so they all started asking for rewards. Many people have already shouted for help on the Internet: Get ready! start! eat!
Tang Wan came to his senses, and with an order, there was only the sound of cracking melon seeds in the whole room, one by one, Xuan Feng just knocked one, and the two hamsters had already eaten them, and the melon seeds were thrown on the table , I actually ate it.
Xuanfeng yelled angrily: "What you fight for is passion, what you fight for is speed! Can you beat me?"
Tang Wan was disgusted, "Are you stupid? They eat faster than you, and they are still poor!"
Audience: It's terrible not to be able to count, I feel sorry for Xuanfeng!
Seeing that the little hamster finished eating all five melon seeds, and Xuanfeng only ate three, this stupid bird who doesn't know how to count still felt that he was awesome, so he asked nervously: "Do you have any more? I have! Do you have any more?" Is there any more? I have! I have!"
The audience burst into tears and laughed: Xuanfeng, who doesn't know how to count, is so stupid!
If you have it, you lose, aren't you stupid!
Xuanfeng will not speak if he bullies the Da Mao family again!
It's a pity that he can't speak. He obviously won, but he still can't say anything.
The hamster brothers looked stunned, and couldn't understand why Xuanfeng was provocative.
Probably because Xuanfeng spoke with an accent.
Hahahahaha~~~~
Tang Wan also followed suit, put Jin Xiaopang aside, let him find a comfortable place to sleep, stretched out his hand, let Xuanfeng land on his fingers, and touched a few times in his arms, " Shafeng, why are you so cute?"
Xuanfeng is just a crazy person, once Tang Wan gave him a good face, he would shine brightly, and stretched out his mouth to Tang Wan meanly: "Little brother, give me a kiss, ua! Little beauty, give me a kiss, ua! Little baby, give me a kiss." , ua!"
Tang Wan pinned its head with a finger in disgust, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Why are you so poor?"
At this moment, a gust of wind blew by outside the window, messing Tang Wan's hair. Tang Wan squinted his eyes and looked over there. Zong He, with a serious face, was standing by the window, looking coldly at the little bird that was molesting him. Mate's silly bird. Tang Wan put Xuanfeng down subconsciously, and after putting it down, he felt that his action was stupid, so he was arrested again.
Zong He raised his eyebrows and sat back down again.
Tang Wan: "..."
Either Zong He, who was jealous of the bird, became stupid, or he himself who put down the bird in shock.
The two-hour live broadcast made the fans happy. Tang Wan ended the live broadcast at five o'clock. After watching the reward, he took a screenshot and sent it to Zong He: Look, am I making money
After Zong He saw it, he replied: Yes.
Tang Wan is beautiful in her heart: It is not a problem for me to raise a few cuties with my financial ability. I haven't divorced you yet. Instead, I cook delicious food for you every day and provide you with grooming services. The Marshal must be grateful.
Zong Hyuk: Yes.
Tang Wan is satisfied with these two "ums", and there are definitely not many people who can convince the Marshal.
Having gained great satisfaction from Zong He, Tang Wan habitually posted on Weibo. After each live broadcast, he would go to Weibo to check the messages to see if there was any suitable business to do.
During the live broadcast, he said that he used Guan Bo Aite, and now he has really received a lot of favors from the official blog. He wanted to get in touch with him and talk about cooperation issues. Tang Wan was not interested, so he didn't watch it. superior.
At this time, there was another official Bo Aite, Tang Wan looked at the other party's ID first, and raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, "Luo Bingjun Studio?"
Luo Bingjun's studio eats and sleeps. Big Zhuang: Hello, I'm Xu Mi, Luo Bingjun's agent. Can you rent your family Da Zhuang and Jin Xiaopang to co-produce a photo with Luo Bingjun
As soon as this official blog came out, Luo Bingjun's fans were already blowing up before Tang Wan replied: Brother Jun wants to publish a photo? !
Gosh! Heavenly King, this is the first solo photo shoot since his debut! !
I can't do it anymore, I'm going to suffocate, my brother Jun is going to release a photo album!
This must be agreed! Tang Tang! It is not a loss to cooperate with Tianwang!
Tang Tang! promise him! Promise him quickly! Please promise him! Just like Tie Zhu promised Cuihua the way he promised him!
Fans are getting more and more excited, this Weibo soon has hundreds of millions of replies, Tang Wan's fans are all excitedly begging him to agree, the cooperation between the traffic leader in the live broadcast circle and the traffic leader in the singing circle has not been negotiated yet. It has driven the fans crazy.
Especially Luo Bingjun's fans, the number of Luo Bingjun's fans is comparable to Tang Wan's, but some of Tang Wan's fans are scholars who study ancient earth biology, and want to observe animal behavior patterns in his live broadcast and sent videos , following him is not fanning him. Luo Bingjun's fans are different, almost all those who follow him are diehard fans. Hearing that the idol wanted to take a photo shoot, he had already decided to take a photo with a cat in his arms, and almost fainted from happiness. There was also a call to name someone who wanted to be photogenic. Tang Wan had an illusion that if he didn't agree, Luo Bingjun's fans would be able to carry a bucket of gasoline Capture the Marshal's Mansion.
The corner of Tang Wan's mouth twitched, he had no reason to refuse the other party's popularity. However, he really wanted to ask whether Luo Bingjun was a human or an orc, and the prices of the two were different. What kind of species should be divided into orcs, furry? Long-haired or short-haired? Smooth or not? Good-looking ones can be given a discount.
While thinking, Tang Wan followed Xu Mi's Weibo to Luo Bingjun's Weibo. Tang Wan found the photo of the Heavenly King. After seeing what the other person looked like, he was stunned. With black hair and black eyes, slender phoenix eyes, a high nose bridge, and a very handsome face, Tang Wan pinched his forehead and suddenly felt that his brain was a little lack of oxygen. This appearance made him a little confused.