My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

Chapter 26: I'm just a dog, what the hell!

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Tang Wan was stunned for no other reason than because this heavenly king looked a lot like a boy he grew up with, and had a good relationship before, anyway, when he ran away from home and had nowhere to go, he always ran to the other party's house, Uncles and aunts treat him well, treating him like his own son. Seeing that the other party was also surnamed Luo, Tang Wan couldn't help but think: this can't be a descendant of Da Luo! It looks so similar, returning to the ancestors

After a year, seeing a familiar face again in the future world, Tang Wan's heart was complicated, and the expression on his face gradually sank, looking at the people in the photo gradually fascinated. As everyone knows, in Zong He's eyes, his appearance is like his partner is fascinated by a starlet.

Tang Wan has a criminal record. Before, he saw a long, bulging little lump like a dwarf winter melon, and he liked it. Tang Wan was almost hooked because of the long fur on the animal body. Seeing that Tang Wan was showing such an expression to a human, the Marshal immediately rang the alarm bell and came quietly behind Tang Wan. , Zong He asked in a deep voice: "Is this bald boy good-looking?"

Tang Wan was taken aback. Zong He didn't know if his disease of walking without sound could be cured! He subconsciously stared at Luo Bingjun for a few seconds, puzzled, "Where are you bald? He has good facial features, and besides, he doesn't depend on his face for food, he relies on his voice."

Dare to defend him? ! Zong He slapped Tang Wan's brain angrily and shut it down.

Tang Wan raised his eyebrows, did he explode

"Hmph!" Zong He snorted coldly, and left angrily.

Tang Wan sat on the spot and thought for a while, and suddenly realized why Zong He was angry. When he rolled his eyes, he quickly stood up and chased after him with a smirk, "Marshal! Wait for me! You are the hair of the whole empire in my heart." The most cubs!"

Zong He staggered and moved his ears. Tang Wan liked the one with the most hair, and said he was the one with the most hair, didn't he? Zong He's pace was obviously slower.

Tang Wan quickly took a few steps to catch up, grabbed the corner of the opponent's clothes, followed step by step, and gave Zong He his hair without blinking: "You are not only the most hairy in the entire empire, but also the most handsome in the entire empire." ! That hairless human bald cub is similar to a hairless monkey, how can it compare with you?"

The passing servants and guards all looked at their backs with aunt's smiling expressions, and they were very pleased. A while ago, my wife wanted to divorce their marshal, but now they praised the marshal sincerely. Exaggerated, oops, it's really straightforward and unaffected to bow down to the marshal's military uniform pants, this is the charisma of the marshal's personality. In their hearts, Zong He is omnipotent, and it is normal to conquer his partner's heart in a second. Anyway, the relationship is so good, can the cub be far behind? They are already imagining that there will be a handsome little tiger like Master Da Zhuang at home in the future. As for whose child Da Zhuang is, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! The important thing is that the cub they gave birth to is definitely that kind of tiger, that's right!

Zong He didn't stop until he walked to the end of the corridor, and looked at Tang Wan with a sullen face, with a tough attitude that don't think you can forgive me with just a few compliments, and his expression proved that he is not easy to coax! However, his calm eyes betrayed his inner thoughts. Tang Wan had the illusion that Zong He had turned into a big cat, and he could put his face on his neck to rub his fur, so he was already very happy.

Tang Wan smiled and explained in a good voice, "He just wants to cooperate with me and rent my cat to take a photo."

Zong He snorted, "I know you don't like such a bald boy."

Tang Wan continued to follow Mao, "Of course, he is just an idol of tens of billions of people. The entire empire has more than 300 planets and hundreds of billions of people. You are the idol of the whole people, and he can only be regarded as a minority."

Zong He's expression was still serious, "Yes."

Tang Wan was almost suffocated, and laughed out loud, "Yeah", this big cat is really too confident! Still a little narcissistic, buddy~

"By the way, Da Zhuang hasn't come for several days, should he come this weekend?" Tang Wan became depressed, "I miss him."

Zong He's expression changed, and he turned around, not wanting to see Tang Wan's disappointed expression, "He's in school and he's not free."

"Oh." Tang Wan felt overwhelmed. After all, it wasn't his child, so he had to learn to let go.

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In the evening, Tang Wan replied to Xu Mi's private message: Da Zhuang is not a cat. He is in school and has no time. I have other breeds of cats with gentle personalities. My dear, can I do that

What Tang Wan likes is not how much money the other party can give, but the traffic of the other party. There is always a barrier between the live broadcast circle and the singing circle. These fans are still different. If they cooperate with the other party, they will definitely gain a lot of attention. Get more popularity points. However, Da Zhuang's temperament would definitely not cooperate, and Tang Wan didn't want to let him do things he didn't like for his own sake.

Not long after, the other party replied: Hello, let's think about it first, mainly because of Da Zhuang's appearance_

Tang Wan could tell that he was probably not very satisfied. Apart from Da Zhuang, there is only one Jin Xiaopang. The opponent's range of choices is too narrow, and according to the opponent's meaning, it is aimed at Da Zhuang. Tang Wan looked at his system, he spent all his points before, and the points were not enough to buy cats, but now buying Ragdoll cats, bantams, and Garfield are very expensive, requiring more than ten million points, if you want to buy cats in a short time With so much popularity accumulated, it can only be broadcast live again.

Tang Wan was thinking, what should I do to quickly gain popularity

Tang Wan didn't figure it out until after dinner, and forwarded it to the lucky draw!

He can call out all the cute pets, take a lot of beautiful photos, and then forward the lottery to give away photos. This group of new people in the new era has long been ignorant of the wisdom of Internet celebrities. It seems that no one has ever done such a thing as reposting a lottery to give away things.

As soon as he thought of it, Tang Wan released the smaller cubs, Luo Bei and the hamster brothers, and took pictures of them under the beautiful lights. Those who play with toys, those who eat, those who lie down and sleep, all kinds of cuteness were photographed for them until eleven o'clock in the evening. give up.

Waking up early the next day, Tang Wan let out the big hairy kids again, and chased after their buttocks to take pictures, especially when taking pictures of Brother Beast, he even specially changed several hairstyles and picked a few flowers in the garden The flowers were woven into a wreath for it to wear around its neck, but it spoiled the beauty of the beast brother, and he kicked around in the garden with his hooves, and he couldn't hold it back. Tang Wan once again said silently in his heart: Don't raise Erha! Do not raise Erha! Do not raise Erha!

After all the photos were taken, Tang Wan made several albums, each kind of small animal was a photo album, and then meticulously retouched the pictures, uploaded them on Weibo, retweeted them for a lucky draw: retweeted and followed me, 100 people were drawn, each one got a copy A desk calendar made from a specified photo!

Now is an era that pays attention to intellectual property rights. I have never heard of people who invite others to repost their own things, and give them away after reposting. Tang Wan immediately opened a new door to the live broadcast circle: Is it okay? !

In order to get a desk calendar made of cute photos, everyone forwarded it frantically, and Tang Wan's fans clapped excitedly: You have this kind of operation, why didn't you use it earlier? Why did you go there before? Not only can we repost, we can repost it 10,000 times! I want a full set! Want, complete, set!

Seeing this, Tang Wan just wanted to ask: "You don't want to go to the sauna late at night, what do you want?"

Fan: It feels like someone is driving, but there is no evidence.

Of course, there are also people who look down on Tang Wan's coquettish behavior, thinking that his food is not good-looking, and in order to gain fans, he can do such things, how shameless? Tang Wan doesn't care if he can't see it. If the comments get more likes and he gets promoted, he will paste a photo of Brother Divine Beast under the other's comments, tough!

After being scolded by Tang Wan for a few times, no one dared to speak of him anymore. He doesn’t use dirty words when swearing. If you are scolded by him, you still have to check the information. .

With the increase in the number of retweets, the number of late fans has increased again. Countless people have come to the channel, with the attitude of giving it a try, what if they become one of the 100 lucky ones? So cute! I can't bear it at all!

A day later, Tang Wan took a look at the popularity of the system. He wanted to buy Ragdoll, Bantam, Garfield, Scotch Fold, and Angora, but there were still many points left. In order to buy cats, Tang Wan decided to live broadcast again!

In order to cooperate with big stars and gain more popularity, he doesn't mind implementing a star-making plan, turning his cute pet into an all-star star! As long as the popularity rises, I will raise another 100 Rolling Dogs in the future, making my home a fluffy paradise!

However, what can live broadcast to quickly increase fans? Tang Wan stood under the flower gallery, leaning on the porch pole, holding a cup of black tea in his hand, looking into the distance gradually lost in thought, it would be great if Da Zhuang came, Da Zhuang can give him a lot of inspiration, sure enough, the world of Yan Gou To be stimulated by the value of the face.

At this moment, Zong He turned into a kitten, and walked towards Tang Wan angrily with vigorous steps. His meat pad stepped on the floor, and because of the force, he even made a thumping sound.

Zong He was angry with himself, what did he do to him? Too capricious! So squeamish! The more this happens, the harder it will be to manage in the future! But when he thought of Tang Wan's disappointed eyes when he couldn't see "Da Zhuang", he couldn't help but soften his heart. If you leave him alone, he won't let you go, even if you kneel down, you have to pamper him.

Tang Wan heard the movement, turned his face slightly, and his eyes lit up when he saw Da Zhuang, "Zhuang~ Dad misses you so much!"

Tang Wan happily ran over, picked up Da Zhuang who had grown up again and rubbed his face, a thought suddenly popped into his mind. "I really am a good-looking dog!" Tang Wan really admired himself, his strong looks really inspired him!

Seeing Tang Wan's fiery eyes, Zong He immediately regretted becoming like this. He had a bad premonition, did Tang Wan want to sell him