When Tang Wan saw Da Zhuang, he had an idea and planned to make a handmade, cute felt pet!
He can't do anything else, he can only be a cat, so he will be the most familiar Da Zhuang! Make a strong company! Da Zhuang filled the whole room!
Thinking of a room full of beautiful and strong people in the prosperous age, Tang Wan felt so happy that he wanted to float away.
Zong He had a chill, feeling that something bad was about to happen.
Tang Wan picked him up and sprinted 100 meters, rushed into the warehouse to find unused materials he had bought before, and asked while running: "Baby, are you gaining weight again? What did the teacher give you? Can you eat?" Can't you have a word with me?"
Zong He was ashamed, "meat."
"Oh~~ We are big enough to speak meat, now we can say one or two words, and in the future we will be able to say a complete sentence, it's amazing!"
Being praised so much, Zong He just wanted to cover his face with his paws, but he was very sure of one thing: either Tang Wan or him were mentally retarded.
Tang Wan found felt materials in the corner of the warehouse, put them into a bag, picked them up with one hand, and picked up Da Zhuang, who was already nearly eight pounds, with the other, feeling that his strength was bursting, and he walked with wind. These hairs are all the hairs that he collected from Da Zhuang before, and later he collected the hairs of Zong He. Zong He's hairs are thick and long. Tang Wan combs them every day, and sometimes he has to pull out a few hairs if he can't comb them. Collected together, it is more.
Zong He rested his paws on Tang Wan's shoulders, gave up struggling, put his head on Tang Wan's shoulders, closed his eyes, and went to sleep!
In the evening, Tang Wan added a stool behind his chair with a thick layer of cushions on it, and opened the live broadcast room, "Welcome everyone to the live broadcast room of cute pets on the earth. Today I will show you a handicraft, which is very magical. You can become bigger and stronger empty-handed, and become a lot stronger!"
Zong He, who was sleeping behind Tang Wan, shook his ear tips, opened his eyes slightly, glanced at Tang Wan's thin back, resisted not getting bigger, pressed him on the bed and rubbed him, what does it mean that there are many him
The audience is also curious: what does it mean to have a lot of big and strong
One big and strong man can turn over the entire live broadcast room, so what will happen to many of them
I only need a strong one, you have the ability to show off your strength, you have the ability to enable the touch function!
I think it's not a day or two to masturbate Dazhuang, why can't you let me masturbate!
right! We want to be big and strong, not to be fans!
Pull black!
We can't have fun anymore, let's break up!
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Seeing this, Tang Wan raised his eyebrows and provoked viciously: "I won't open it, you bite me~ Da Zhuang is mine, and I can only masturbate alone!"
Barrage: This is the first time I've seen an anchor who is so entangled with fans, what the hell do I love about him
I was probably trembling, even though I couldn't see his face or his expression, I felt comfortable hearing him so arrogant.
I said it a long time ago, don't struggle, Da Zhuang is his favorite, dear baby~
Yes, his weibo name is Eat, Sleep, Lu Da Zhuang, so it can be seen that he can't live without Da Zhuang!
Tang Wan turned around and rubbed the cat cub's head while sleeping with his eyes closed, "Yes, I eat and sleep every day to grow strong!"
There was a row of screams in the barrage: Da Zhuang's hair, it's absolutely super cool to masturbate! ! !
Tang Wan raised the corners of his mouth, and told them happily: "Yes, it feels super good, soft and smooth, look here, there is still meat." Tang Wan wanted to pull up Da Zhuang's hind legs and show them to everyone Look at the little belly, the hair on the belly is softer.
Zong He opened his eyes, stared at him indifferently, and just wanted to slap him: Are you stupid to show your husband's stomach to others? !
Tang Wan felt guilty when he was looked at by the other party. He thought that the kid Da Zhuang was becoming more and more like a big cat, so he didn't want to let him see it. Well, he is an adult who respects cubs. Save face, don't read it.
"Okay, let's stop talking, let's start to do it next, friends who are interested in doing this, if you have orcs at home, you can pluck their fur, don't throw it away, I can make a teaching video to teach everyone how It’s made into felt, that’s how it is.” Tang Wan took out a handful of black and gold hair, “This is the hair from Da Zhuang’s body that I collected, you can use this to make an identical orc prototype, and give it to the other party when the time comes, guarantee Startle the other party."
The interest of the audience has been aroused. It turns out that the fur that falls from the body can be used in this way. Some people have already set their sights on their partners. It's time to masturbate!
Tang Wan didn't expect that his operation would bring the whole people to the craze of hair-plucking!
"Da Zhuang is composed of several parts, a spherical head, an oval body, long legs, a tail, and indescribable parts."
After Tang Wan finished talking about Zong He, he couldn't help giving him a paw. What does the indescribable part mean? !
Tang Wan turned around to comfort her, "Baby, you don't have to do it in other places, you must have eggs, otherwise it won't be coordinated."
Zong He just wanted to kill him.
A series of bullet screens: e...
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Everyone was speechless, what Tang Wan said was very reasonable, but, I always felt like I wanted to complain about him, but I couldn't, it was very uncomfortable.
Tang Wan told them with concern: "For constipation, see a doctor. Don't hold it in, or you will easily go wrong."
Audience: Why is this kind of anchor so popular? Unscientific!
After teasing the audience, Tang Wan seriously introduced to everyone, "These parts are made separately, and then they will be poked together. Okay, let's start, let's start with the head. This way, smooth the hair and roll it up." Generally, you can roll it as big as you want. Be careful not to loosen the inside. Experience tells you that if it is too loose, the inside will be hollow and flat when squeezed. You probably don’t like making a scene of a car accident. head."
The audience was engrossed in watching, and some people complained: I was so fascinated by watching a handicraft.
After learning this, I can tell Ma Ma: I am a master of skillful hands!
Don't talk, watch it carefully, and grab your partner's hair after watching it!
Tang Wan took out another piece of foam board and two needles, and put them on the table for later use, "I think, after I'm done, there must be a company that wants to come to me for authorization. When they come out with a material package, you can buy ready-made ones. The company that wants to take over this project can contact Boite me~"
At this time, the system prompts: Supreme · Good Baby Maker No. 1: Here I come, little brother~ give me give me give me! Happy cooperation~~
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows, "Okay, this project has been contracted by the big brother of Guaibaobao Toys Company, you can find them to buy material packages in the future~"
Tang Wan put the curled hair on the foam board, poked it with a needle, and poked the hair into balls, "Don't keep poking in one place, or the place will be flat, this is a patient job, keep poking , It was poked tight, and then trimmed with a fine needle, and then used scissors to trim the few rough edges. Well, the general shape is poked out, a big and strong head."
Zong He opened his eyes a little, took a look, and was almost blinded by his own ugliness.
"Here are the ears, I want to poke a pair!"
"Next is the body, let's continue poking!"
Barrage: To make this thing, just keep poking and poking, I think I can do it too!
Robot minions are fine too, just keep poking.
I feel like I can poke my kids out in a day!
It's so easy, just tap it.
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Tang Wanxin said you can just wait, this thing is inexperienced, it will not only break the needle, but also poke the hand, the head made out of it is not round, the size of the body is not coordinated, the most terrifying thing is: ugly! Ugly! Ugly hot eyes!
Let's hope they don't cause a family war when they're done.
After Tang Wan poked all the parts, he started to connect, "The connection is very simple, just connect them, just like before, poking and poking."
The shape of the kitten gradually took shape, and as Tang Wan poked and poked, it became more and more like it. Tang Wan put on the eyes that were dyed gold, and now it looked even more like it.
Tang Wan put the felt kitten on top of Da Zhuang's head, and asked everyone, "Does it look like father and son?"
At this moment, the audience was overwhelmed by Tang Wan's skillful hands, and they all praised: What else can you not do? so similar! Lifelike, it is simply a miniature version!
I want to learn this too! I want to do a family portrait!
Ask for the material package! When will it be listed!
Tang Tang doesn't need to show his face anymore, he can eat with these hands!
Are you a master sculptor? How can you know everything? !
Tang Wan said with a smile: "I don't know how to do sculpture, I only know how to make handicrafts, and make some small gadgets. By the way, do you think there's something wrong with it?"
The audience said in unison: Eggs! ! !
Tang Wan looked apologetically at the sleeping cat lying behind him, "Yes, it's still bad."
Zong He opened his eyes in a hurry, and stood up straight away, just wanting to raise his paws to hurt people, you're fucking dead!
"Big baby, you can't be angry, there's nothing to be angry about," Tang Wan gently smoothed his hair from the top of his head to the tip of his tail, "Don't you want to have balls? Normal males must have balls .”
Zong He bared his teeth angrily, and used his paw pads to paste Tang Wan's forehead. The hairs on his tail had stood up one by one, and the hairs exploded with anger!
Tang Wan was not afraid of him, and coaxed patiently, "Don't you want to have balls, then fine, don't do it."
If these words fell into the ears of a normal male orc, it would be unbearable. Your partner said you have no balls, are you angry? But let him do it, still angry!
"So, this organ is essential." Tang Wan had a serious face, with a smirk that couldn't be concealed in his eyes, teasing Dazhuang every day, life is so beautiful.
No matter what Da Zhuang's expression is, Tang Wan has already started rubbing hairballs. Zong He's whole body is stiff. Looking at Tang Wan's pair of white and slender hands, rubbing and pinching them deftly, his heart hangs, and he doesn't know what he thought of , the ears turned red.
Immediately afterwards, Tang Wan pressed the little fur ball on the foam board and picked up the needle.
Zong He:! ! !