My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

Chapter 4: Daddy, your cutie is online!

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Early in the morning, a strange electronic sound suddenly sounded in Tang Wan's mind, which made Tang Wan sit up in fright.

Marshal, who was originally mentally injured and had to sleep for a long time to nourish his soul, was just woken up by his partner. Zong He looked at Tang Wan's panicked expression with a grumpy face, and dropped his paw pad on Tang Wan's face. On the forehead, gently crushed, idiot! With him here, what's so scary

Tang Wan looked around vigilantly, seriously suspecting that he had hallucinated just now, and found that there was only the kitten in front of him, and Zong He was not there. Tang Wan breathed a sigh of relief, "Da Zhuang, when did you come?"

Tang Wan calmed down, and gently stroked the kitten's head. After comforting it, he lay down again, hugged the kitten to his chest, and let the little one continue to sleep.

At this time, the strange electronic voice in my mind sounded again: "The earth pet system has been successfully upgraded, and now it has become the earth animal system. This system exchanges animals according to the popularity of the owner. In the past, there were only cute pets, but now it is based on the evolution process and body shape of animals. Size classes, from invertebrates to vertebrates.

The order of exchange is: protozoa → coelenterate → platyhelminth → linear animal + annelid → mollusk → arthropod → fish → amphibian → reptile → bird and mammal.

For many other side missions, the host is free to explore. "

After Tang Wan heard what the system said, the corners of his mouth twitched. Are the protozoans serious? Is it like paramecium, sunworm, and malaria parasite? !

Look again, Nima! All his points were deducted! Garbage system! Automatic deduction! shameless!

This system is not binding, and its functions are relatively simple. When the popularity is high, you can unlock new animals. He has unlocked the mythical animal llama before. The next step is to buy a lion. He has chosen the name, called Simba .

Great now, all the points are used to upgrade the system!

Tang Wan clicked on the system button and looked, and couldn't help being amused: Are paramecia and earthworms serious? What does he want this thing for

Do you want people to look at the magnified paramecium holding their faces and marvel: oh, what a perfect shoehorn~

Licking the screen insole creature?~

What a cute worm~ give me a kiss~

Wow~ the head is as cute as the butt, I seem to see the perfect facial features on it, so beautiful~

egg! Someone who can say such a thing must be out of his mind!

Seeing the back, Tang Wan gradually calmed down. The back is still very powerful, including almost all species on the earth, ranging from small to large. The cat family even includes Siberian tigers and jaguars, rare animals such as Asian elephants, alligators, golden monkeys, and giant pandas. ... Pandas? !

There are giant pandas! !

Tang Wan sat up excitedly again: That's awesome!

Zong He, who was sleeping drowsily on Tang Wan's chest, was bounced up again, and pressed his paw on Tang Wan's neck, his teeth bared out, and when his golden eyes cooled down, there was no trace of warmth, as if Look at the prey that is about to die under his claws! After seeing clearly that it was Tang Wan, Zong He twitched his beard angrily, retracted his paws and walked to the bed, he just wanted to leave and couldn't sleep anymore!

Tang Wan stretched out his hand, grabbed the kitten by the tail, and threw him down~

"Zai Zai, where are you going?"

Zong He struggled angrily, and tried to crawl out under Tang Wan's chest. He still couldn't move his claws on Tang Wan. With the strength of his body alone, he couldn't struggle at all. Zong He even suddenly became bigger, making Tang Wan Wan frightened to cry at the thought. But in that case, Tang Wan would know that he was a little milk cat before. Tang Wan knew how many embarrassing things he did when he was powerless before. The Marshal didn't want to recall those black history at all, it's too embarrassing!

Tang Wan saw the two little milk claws struggling to pull out, scratching the bed sheet rustling, and hugged him even tighter with a smirk, and squeezed out a sentence between his teeth: "Little baby, you can't escape my palm." !"

The hair on Zong He's head exploded all of a sudden, how dare he tease him? !

Tang Wan thought the teasing was too much, so he hugged him with a smile, stroked the hair on the top of his head and smoothed it gently, "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, you go on sleeping."

The kitten crawled to the side of the bed, it seemed that he wanted to stay away from him, and wanted to leave at any time, Tang Wan hurriedly moved to the side, signaling that he really stopped making trouble, you sleep.

Looking at the back of the system, Tang Wan was even more shocked. There were even extinct ancient creatures such as tyrannosaurs and saber-toothed tigers. However, the points in the future should be very high and high, and the high ones will be charged at 100 million. Tang Wan took a deep breath, since he can see it, he must have hope. How do you say that? Yes, people must have dreams, what if they come true

First, own a panda!

For the sake of Gun Gun, he can forgive the paramecium and the earthworm.

Now that technology is advanced, unlike before, viewers can only watch live broadcasts of bloggers and interact with messages and words. Now the sense of touch, taste, smell and other functions have been turned on. Within a certain range, after turning on this function, the audience watching the live broadcast will feel like they are there. For example, when you cook, the audience can smell the aroma and even feel the temperature. If you hold a cat within the scope of the live broadcast, viewers can even feel what its fur feels like, and what it feels like to be chubby on its body. Live broadcast under such conditions, as long as he works hard, he can still gain more popularity. I don't believe it, and he can't buy a panda

Sensing the fighting spirit coming from above his head, Zong He raised his head, and gave a puzzled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhups'."

Tang Wan looked at the milk cat in front of him in bewilderment. This was the first time he heard Da Zhuang screaming. He always thought that there was something wrong with Da Zhuang's voice. Tang Wan couldn't hold back the "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" !"

Tang Wan slapped his thigh with a smile, "Hahaha, you are a cat, you can't even meow! What is ahoo? Hahahahahaha~~"

Zong He's eyes became darker and darker. He pressed Tang Wan's mouth with his paws, and the tip of his claws was faintly visible. He is a tiger! Not a cat! What the hell is meowing! In the next second, Zong He was pinched by Tang Wan's armpit with both hands, and he directly lifted it up.

The two looked at each other, Tang Wan's eyes with a smirk were close at hand, Zong He raised his paw angrily, and pressed one paw on Tang Wan's mouth, hold it down! laugh! make you laugh! Zong He was going to be blown out of anger, his two cat ears were pressed back, they were almost flattened, and the airplane ears were particularly scary.

Tang Wan was amused again, put the kitten on his lap, rubbed his head, "You still dare to talk to me, it's okay, young man, why are you so fierce? Let me see if you are more fierce?"

It has to be said that ignorance is terrible. Tang Wan, a human being who has been behind for more than a thousand years, is the first human being who dares to rub his hair on the marshal's head but lives well.

Zong He looked at Tang Wan "playing dead" expressionlessly, and made another note for Tang Wan in the small notebook in his heart!

Tang Wan laughed enough, stroked the cat's head, smoothed the messy hair on the top of the other's head, and coaxed him earnestly: "Baby, you want to meow, don't ah, woo, all cats can meow, let me meow one."

Tang Wan saw that he was not moving, so he pinched the kitten's paw, "Although it is a cub, it is too weak, why can't it talk until now? Can't even bark, come, follow me, meow meow meow ~"

Zong He bared his teeth impatiently, "Ahh!"

From Tang Wan's point of view, the cub in his arms let out a babyish "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Hahaha~" Tang Wan couldn't help hugging the kitten and kissed it several more times, "Oh! Such a cute kitten~~"

Zong He exhaled, closed his eyes in Tang Wan's arms, and continued to sleep. If he looked closely, he could still see pink ears under the soft ear hair. Kiss at every turn, this fiery personality made the marshal who has always been adhering to the "hard fist is the truth" and "don't force if you can do it" couldn't bear it anymore, silently retracted his paws, and copied with two front paws The old man can't care about his daughter-in-law. Marrying such a fool who can't even distinguish between species is resigned to fate.

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In the afternoon, Tang Wan started to prepare for the live broadcast. He had already packed all the pet supplies, and asked Lin Bo to send them to him after he settled down. Unexpectedly, the marriage was not divorced, and the things still needed to be used. Tang Wan Wan also asked people to bring out a few things from the warehouse, namely the small toys of the hairy children, the big ones were left untouched, because they were going to move tomorrow, to the Emperor Xing Marshal's Mansion.

Tang Wan's previous bedroom had been vacated, and it was enough to spread a big carpet on the floor, put some small toys, and a rice bowl.

It has been more than ten days since there was a live broadcast. Fans are not thinking of any new tricks, but want to see hairy kids. According to public opinion, Tang Wan plans to show up tonight with Lop-eared Rabbit Luo Bei, hamster brothers Da Mao and Er Mao, and Poor Mouth Talkative cockatiel Xiao Xuanfeng. The little raccoon likes to play in the water, and the alpaca is too big, so I will live broadcast alone another day.

After having dinner early in the evening, Tang Wan boarded the live broadcast room on time: Earth's cute pet live broadcast room, the name is simple and rude, and people can know what it means at a glance.

As soon as Tang Wan went online, the number of people in the live broadcast room exploded to 1.5 million within half a minute, and the number is still growing rapidly.

Tang Wanyi, who had already used high technology to make a cat mask on his face, appeared, and the fans wailed: I thought you were hooked up by some little bitch!

Tang Wan laughed, "The only thing that can hook me away is a cat, isn't it Da Zhuang?"

The cat cub who was sleeping outside the live broadcast range yawned, walked out the door, and went back to the bedroom to sleep. Tang Wan curled his lips, this lazy bastard has no time to cooperate!

Then Tang Wan stretched out his hand, palm down, as if he wanted to use the summoning ability. He has been lying that he has the summoning ability, and the summoning is quite different, and the earth's cute pet that has never been seen before, otherwise it is not clear where it came from. It's easy to explain, and it's easy to arouse the prying eyes of interested people.

The elegant voice said softly: "Your cutie is about to go online, please pay attention to check~"

"Miss, give me a kiss~ua!"

"Little beauty, ua!"

"Little brother, ua!"

"Daddy, can you sing Little Star? I can! Love the magic power and go around~"

As soon as an extremely beautiful cockatiel appeared, it tilted its head and bluffed meanly. Tang Wan immediately regretted it. He should let this poor-mouthed brat out at the end!

The author has something to say: I thought about it wrong yesterday, and I faced the wall and thought about it! Hehehe~ It's a holiday today, your cats are going out for a walk to relax, come back at night and write again!

Thank you for your thunder~ In other words, students from Nannanbeibei, the deep water is really not wrong, right? qaq I only have three chapters, and you just smashed the deep water.

Throw 2 deep water torpedoes south and north

Sugar Chestnut dropped 1 mine

Inexplicably followed you and threw a mine

The lost puppet dropped 1 mine