Zong He rubbed Tang Wan's head, and told him firmly: "No, don't be afraid, your hands are very clean and you don't have any criminal records, otherwise you wouldn't be able to match my genes."
Tang Wan breathed a sigh of relief, his words seemed very convincing, but he didn't know what the original body had experienced before, so he was still uncertain. Tang Wan still had an idea, wanting to know what happened before, who poisoned him, how did he appear on the garbage planet, who forged his identity, and who taught him to use The gunman, how did he die, you have to die to understand.
Seeing that he was still concerned, Zong He gently pinched the back of his neck, like a big cat pinching a kitten, rubbing it comfortingly, "Don't worry, you can find out what you want to know Clear, wait for me to make arrangements."
Tang Wan knew it, but Zong He secretly asked someone to investigate.
"Then, if the result of the investigation is not what you want, or touches your bottom line..." Tang Wan was faintly worried, Zong He is a person with a strong sense of responsibility, and the soldier's uprightness, in case... Tang Wan I don't want to think about whether their marriage can go on if the other party finds out what happened before and violates his principles. If he doesn't fall in love, he won't care. The problem is that now he already wants to live with Zong He forever, and Tang Wan's heart aches.
Zong He patted him on the head in disgust, "Silly, that's good too, so you don't have to practice anymore, I hope you won't have to use it for the rest of your life, but when there is danger, I still hope you have the ability to protect yourself. If you look at it this way, you are indeed born to be a partner, very good."
Tang Wan's eyes lit up, "Are you praising me?"
Zong He didn't bother to talk anymore, he couldn't understand it so straightforwardly, so he asked the cook to make some brain teaser for him to eat, it is said that what he eats will make up for him.
Tang Wan was embarrassed by this look of disdain, so I can't bear to look at that look when Maiko despises you!
On that day, the news that the marshal's wife was a sharpshooter spread among the guards, and the soldiers couldn't believe it, "Is it true? Is it so fantasy? The marshal's wife looks weak, so short!"
In fact, Tang Wan's height is definitely within the normal range, 1.76 meters. However, in this galaxy, the height of human beings is generally more than 1.8 meters. Keeping up, the bones didn't grow, so Tang Wan was indeed short and weak compared to this group of soldiers who were as strong as calves.
There are also soldiers who sneer at this statement. The soldiers who have seen Tang Wan swing the vase with the marshal admire him very much. He is a real man who dares to do domestic violence to the marshal!"
Standing in the garden, the real man Tang Wan who was blocked by a patch of roses: "..."
Tang Wan cut a vase of flowers with a blank face, holding the vase, Shi Shiran walked in front of several soldiers, he actually wanted to puff up his chest and say: No, I can not only shoot guns, but also make money, Your marshal is raised by me!
Putting the vase in the live broadcast room, Tang Wan deliberately stood at the door and smelled it, making sure that he would never smell it in the corridor and would not affect Zong He's sense of smell, so he put the flowers here with confidence. Tang Wan planned to start a one-hour live broadcast after dinner. If you have money and don't make money, you are a bastard, and if you have nothing to do and don't make money, you will be sorry for your profession.
After getting ready, Tang Wan posted a notice on Weibo, eating and sleeping: The live broadcast will start at 8:00 tonight and end at 9:00, are you free to chat
All the comments said the next sentence for him: See you soon~~
After the live broadcast started, Tang Wan sat on a chair, held a fruit plate in his hand, ate fruit with a fork, and chatted with everyone at the same time, "Today I went out to play and bought something, it was fun!" He put the fork in his mouth and pointed to a pile of trinkets lying on the floor.
Everyone was curious about what fun things he bought, and when they took a closer look, they were speechless: Are you a princess living in a certain castle? This is a normal toy! Still a child's toy! Don't tell me you haven't played it!
Tang Wan tilted his head and said innocently: "I really haven't played before."
Most of the audience said that he was pitiful, he must have a bad background, and he didn't even have toys to play with. Looking at him wearing such a valuable ring now, he didn't know the value of the ring at the time, and they all thought he was a country bumpkin. Quite a few people gave him tips and asked him to go out more when he was free. It was so ignorant and distressing.
There was only one person, when Tang Wan said this, his eyes were slightly red, hatred was like a sharp knife, and he had been stuck in his head since he was a child, so he never dared to forget, he was the little Duke of the Tang family, Tang Tingye. He knew that Tang Wan was right, he had never seen it, let alone played it.
The attendant pushed open the concealed door, stood at the door and said respectfully: "Young Master, Your Excellency the Duke wants you to go to his study."
Tang Tingye responded lightly, stood up gracefully, straightened his clothes, and threw Tang Wan a tip that was not too much, and then exited the live broadcast room. The id was impressively: Crazy Robbe.
No one knew that the other side of the noble and elegant little Duke Tang was crazy. Under the noble and elegant coat of aristocrats, there was a crazy and bloodthirsty soul.
In the live broadcast room, Tang Wan continued to eat his fruit, and chatted with everyone with a smile, "Before I got married, I was a poor countryman, the kind who couldn't fill my stomach."
This is the first time Tang Wan admits that he is married. Before that, he said vaguely, even if he wore a ring, he didn't say anything exactly. Seeing him say it so generously now, many viewers sighed: You are really married. it is good!
Some people envy Tang Wan: I also want to find someone who can support me! I don't want to do anything, I just want to fuck the cat!
Some people also said: What's so good? At first, he was in a vegetable state, and then he was in a wheelchair. If he was treated badly, he would be a scumbag.
Tang Wan looked at his ring and smiled. He was indeed not a scumbag at all. He was as good as the Marshal himself. It was difficult for him to be a soldier. He had to bring his clothes, buy things for him, and teach him how to treat him. He protects himself.
Tang Wan thought to himself, if one day you find out who the bad or scumbag person you are discussing is, you will definitely drop your glasses.
Many viewers sighed: But Tang Tang's partner is rich, so he can buy such an expensive ring!
The barrage became lively: Stupid or not, my partner can't take out private property at all, it's not Tang Tang's!
Tang Tang actually made a lot of money, looking at the reward list in the whole circle, Tang Tang has never been in the top three! This is not counting advertising fees and endorsement fees!
As soon as this was mentioned, fans immediately felt sorry for Tang Wan: The other party should have a high status, so tall that Tang Tang has no right to refuse.
At this time, someone asked: Your partner has a good relationship with Marshal Zong He, right
"Pfft!" Tang Wan almost spat out the last mouthful of melon, and praised this talent, "Okay, very good!"
The bullet screens are all: Wow~ let's say he is a high-ranking military officer, his family is still a wealthy businessman, and he may be an aristocrat!
Tang Wan swallowed the last mouthful of melon, "Don't mention life, I will introduce a few new species to you today."
Tang Wan released the female raccoon first, and the audience's eyes were immediately drawn away: Isn't this a scrub
Tang Wan introduced solemnly: "No, this is the daughter-in-law who washes and washes, and her name is Cuihua!"
Barrage: In the end, there is still a cute pet who has not escaped the fate of being named Cuihua.
Hello Cuihua, your name is very fresh and refined~
Your father is still your father, and your father's naming style is as handsome as ever.
After Tang Tang has a child, please leave the matter of naming to your partner, don't choose it yourself, please!
Spare the kids and spare your partner too!
Tang Wan pointed at them with dissatisfaction, "What do you know, cubs with this name are very strong, have a great body, and taste delicious."
The audience habitually coaxed him: You are good-looking, you have the final say, go to the next step!
Tang Wan was satisfied now, and continued to introduce to everyone, "Let me introduce to you, this is my newly summoned little squirrel. They have a big fur tail, a well-proportioned and flexible body, and like to eat nuts."
Tang Wan took out a handful of chestnuts and a few walnuts, put them on the table, and asked the two little guys to pick them out. Both of them were very timid, tentatively stretched out their paws, and each hugged the one closest to them.
Tang Wan nodded, and said seriously, "Very good, I have a name."
The audience slapped the table: I know! These two are also very casually decided!
Needless to say, we understand, one is called chestnut and the other is called walnut!
so cute! It can also jump, the teeth are so powerful!
Tang Wan gave a thumbs up to the correct bullet screen, "You're very smart, it's called a chestnut, and it's called a walnut."
The bullet screen is full of you. You are good-looking, you have the final say, and you are no longer struggling.
Tang Wan called Scrubs out again and told it: "Scrubs, as a peace ambassador, you want to play with them."
Scrubbing took a look at the two big-tailed rats, helped them pick up the nuts in a peaceful and friendly manner, turned around and saw Tang Wan's water cup, threw the dried fruit in, washed it, and handed it to the little squirrel.
Scrub, pacifist, and treat people very kindly!
Tang Wan: "..."
The audience was laughing like crazy: Hahahahaha, it really is a peace ambassador! So passionate about others!
Don't be polite, Daddy Tang, drink the water your son washed his hands with, otherwise it would be too wasteful.
Hahahahaha, wash your hands in the water cup, this wave of operations is six six six!
Buy fruit for Scrubs!
Buy meat for Scrubs!
You all buy it for washing, but I won’t, I will buy a water cup for Tang Tang!
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Seeing so many tips, Tang Wan decided to buy ten cups after the live broadcast, and give this to the scrubbers.
"By the way, do you like cold-blooded animals, such as snakes, chameleons, lizards, fish, etc." Tang Wan remembered that in the last life, many people liked this kind of pets, and many people kept them. How to evolve, what you like will never change, let alone orcs are cold-blooded animals. Thinking of this, Tang Wan trembled all over, thanking Imperial Brain, Zhinao's father is on top, knowing that he likes cats, he matched him with a big cat, if he matched him with a fish, he would definitely think of a way to stew him !
Many viewers shouted enthusiastically: I like it!
No matter what kind of animal, as long as it is a cute pet, we will welcome anyone!
It's okay, I don't have hair, isn't it bad for cold-blooded animals
Finally opened a new map, I feel like I'm on an adventure every day.
want want want want! Calling Calling Calling Calling! ! !
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Tang Wanxin said, your preferences are really omnivorous.
Tang Wan opened the system in his mind, found the chameleon inside, looked at the other's hairless skin, held back his disgusted expression, and bought one.
"Let me introduce to you, this is a chameleon, a creature that used to live on the earth, and some humans love them, and keep them as cute pets at home. It has a very special ability, comparable to high technology." Tang Wan called the chameleon Put it on the table so that people can see it more intuitively. He even took a look at the barrage to see if this group of people would dare to touch it. Facts have proved that people in the future are scary, and they really dare to touch anything. !
The barrage was all about its body and the feel of its skin, Tang Wan was convinced.
He took a few sheets of colored paper in the drawer, which were left over from the previous handicrafts, and lined up the seven colors of red, yellow, green, blue, and purple papers. Tang Wan poked the chameleon's buttocks with a small stick, Drive it forward, at this time people find that every time the chameleon comes to a color, it will change a color, which is exactly the same as the background board!
The audience clapped and applauded: Great! This ability is amazing!
I know a kind of giant monster. On a remote garbage planet, it lives by eating garbage. Many people try to catch them, but they can’t catch them. It is said that they can become invisible. Is this little thing the ancestor of that thing
Tang Wan was shocked, what the fuck! The evolved version of Godzilla is also here!
Afterwards, everyone kept discussing the two newly summoned creatures. Tang Wan really didn't want to raise hairless ones anymore. He thought it was too eye-catching, so he simply told them the story of Godzilla, the most awesome bald guy , you can hang Ultraman, that's it!
The audience knew that Tang Wan was talking nonsense with them for fun, and they still listened with great enthusiasm, until nine o'clock, Tang Wan said to everyone: "Should we wash up and go to sleep?"
The audience didn't want to leave, shouting: We can listen to this story for another two hundred years!
Tang Wan smiled and said, "But I can't talk about two hundred years!"
Audience: You have to believe in yourself, you can do it! You can!
Tang Wan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and someone forced you to do it. Regardless of whether the audience likes it or not, Tang Wan will go offline. "As compensation, let's summon a big monster next time!"
The audience's curiosity was aroused, what kind of species could Tang Wan call a big monster
Tang Tang is so bad, it's the rhythm that keeps me from sleeping well for days!
I want to see it now, I don’t want to sleep, I want to see it, I want to see it!
The audience was making noise, Tang Wan thought for a while, "Let me tell you a story, and you should go to sleep after I finish."
The audience is honest: good~~
Tang Wan sat down seriously, and began to talk: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple, what was the old monk doing?"
The audience is curious: what are you doing
"The old monk is telling a story to the young monk, what story is he telling?"
The audience still cooperated: what story
Tang Wan couldn't help laughing, "It's about a mountain once upon a time, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple who told a story to the young monk, and the story was about..."
audience:! ! !
Come on, I want to sleep!
Bad review! Bad review! Bad review!
This story could be told all night!
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Tang Wan went off the line with a smile in the crowd of spectators. Thinking of their jumping up and down, full of energy, he was in a good mood.
Therefore, "I'll tell you a story" has become another Internet buzzword this year after "Your IQ is only suitable for transplanting rice seedlings" and "You look like a monster."
Not long after Tang Wan's live broadcast ended, the teacher of the Academy of Biological Evolutionary Research issued a task to the students, "Look at the live broadcast material called Eat, Sleep, Lu Dazhuang, and see what pets he has there, and look at those What did the ancestors of Big Macs look like, make a record and test them in the future.”
An Internet celebrity's live broadcast must be included in the exam content!
This Internet celebrity must be an angel!
A group of hard-working students who scratch their heads every day because of exams have the urge to confess Tang Wan as a fairy, and finally they can surf the Internet openly! Watching Internet celebrities is for learning!
So this message appeared on Tang Wan's Weibo: Millions of students begging for a live broadcast!
The student is forced to kneel down and beg his little brother to show mercy!
Millions of students ask for blood books to see cute pets!
Hurry up, little brother, the homework is still waiting for your materials!
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Tang Wan asked after seeing it: student
Comments: hard work, hard work, study, life!
Tang Wan sent them a little red flower: Students are the future flowers of the empire, study hard, make progress every day, and strive to build a better empire!
Students: I seem to see a serious middle-aged bald head teacher! He is the old class, you are the young class!
Other fans: Who is your monitor
Students: The monitor is Turtledove!
After "Turtledove" saw countless familiar IDs, he sneered and angrily gnawed on a giant loaf of bread.
"Turtledove" still felt that it was a waste of time to wait for the live broadcast every day. After watching Tang Wan's live broadcast record, he decided to live broadcast that day, once every three or five days, and the frequency was uncertain, so he asked the teacher, "Why don't you directly Hire him as a teacher? I watched his previous live broadcast records, and I know a lot about this aspect."
The real middle-aged bald head teacher gave him a scolding: "Nonsense! How can anyone come to be a teacher? An Internet celebrity, came to the school to be a teacher, where is our school's face?"
"Turtledove" is disappointed, it's no matter what age it is, and it needs face, face can't fill its stomach!
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The next morning, as soon as Tang Wan opened his eyes, Polik from Good Baby Toys contacted Tang Wan: The 10 million endorsement fee has been negotiated with the upper management, the money is ready, and the contract is also ready, you When we have time, let's meet on Xingwang and sign the contract.
Tang Wan agreed on the spot: It can be done today, and you can decide the specific time.
Polik: So ten o'clock in the morning
Tang Wan: Done!
The two agreed on the place where they met last time. Tang Wan just got up, and Zong He had already finished washing.
Seeing Tang Wan's smiling expression, Zong He raised his eyebrows slightly, "You're in such a good mood?"
"Of course, there is another large sum of money coming in. The endorsement of Fei County I told you before should be able to win today. I will meet with them on Xingwang in the morning and talk about it."
Zong He replied: "You don't need to cover your face, just go openly."
Tang Wan smiled and nodded, and went to wash in a good mood. After picking up the toothbrush, he thought about it, then turned his head and told Zong He: "I want egg custard with seafood in the morning."
Zong He listened to his cheerful tone, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "Okay. By the way, that crazy Robert has found out who it is. However, it's not that he, a military genius, has no money to go to a military academy. He went to a nobleman. School."
"Aristocrat?" Tang Wan stopped his movements in surprise, "A sixteen-year-old noble young master playing a gunfight game? Or a genius commander in a team battle of thousands of people?"
"Well," Zong He looked at Tang Wan's surprised side face with deep eyes, "he has a good nature, you can play with him, but this kid is too ruthless, and he is destructive in battle, so he will play with you again Then you can restrain him."
"Is this child hiding a bloodthirsty side in reality?" Tang Wan frowned, "It would be a pity if the child grew crooked."
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At ten o'clock in the morning, Tang Wan and Polik met at the place where they met last time as scheduled. Seeing Tang Wan's undisguised face, Polik was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly asked something similar to Xu Mi: " Do you want to come to my company and be the image spokesperson?"
Tang Wan declined with a smile, "It's enough for my pet to rely on its face to eat, but I don't need it."
Polik's eyes fell on the ring on his hand, and he also felt a little stupid for saying this, "Forget it, let's talk about the issue of Jin Xiaopang's endorsement."
Polik handed Tang Wan a contract, "This is what we agreed in advance, and there is no need for Jin Xiaopang to do anything, you just provide a photo, and we will print its appearance on the product's trademark."
Tang Wan read the contract carefully and made sure there was no problem, "Sure, tell me what kind of photos you want three days in advance, and I'll take them for you."
"Okay, okay, if there is a special need, we may take a photographer there, and then..." Polik smiled, "Can you go?"
"Yes," Tang Wan said with a smile, "I can wait for you at the shooting base, and you can shoot as you like."
Tang Wan can cooperate with this, and Polik is relieved, "That's no problem, happy cooperation!"
Tang Wan signed it, and Polik kept the video of the signing together. The amount was not small, and he handled it carefully.
After the official completion, the two began to chat, and Polik suggested: "The previous toys are selling well, so you can come out with a few more."
Tang Wan thought for a while, "How about a cat litter? It's a cat bed for children. It's more fun to make."
"Is that a daily necessities?"
"Then it's something like a cat scratching board, and it has to be interesting."
"Well, do you have canines? They belong to the wolf family and the fox family."
"Yes," Tang Wan solemnly assured, "You will be able to see the canine family soon."
Or the three idiots of the sled, the kind of big devil who can tear down houses!
After offline, Tang Wan was not in a hurry to make cat toys. He planned to draw a cat litter first and find someone to customize the materials. He planned to sell them to a company that made children's daily necessities, and then ordered some parts for making cat teasers. You can publish tutorials to teach orc friends to make cat teasers for their children.
As soon as he opened the drawing software, Ji Yan went upstairs and called him: "Madam, the crown prince is here, and the marshal asked you to come down."
"Prince?" Tang Wan tilted his head, that is to say, the future heir of the empire
So fresh, His Royal Highness the living prince!
When Tang Wan went downstairs, he saw a gentle and elegant young man in his early twenties sitting in the living room, with blond hair and eyes that... turned out to be mandarin duck eyes! ! !
Tang Wan immediately felt his heart thump, what the hell! It's a heart-pounding feeling!
When His Royal Highness the Crown Prince saw Tang Wan for the first time, he was completely stunned.