As soon as Xuanfeng came out, the atmosphere instantly became active. Some of the audience applauded, some praised, and some threw fireworks: I haven't heard Xuanfeng sing for a while, and it's still so magical!
Hahahaha Xuanfeng's singing voice is okay, the repertoire will never match the song!
Love drop magic power go round and round~ hug Xuanfeng and go round and round~~
So cute~ Another five stars!
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Tang Wan looked at the rows of presenters, and couldn't help laughing, Xuanfeng is suitable for warming up the scene, his mouth is really poor, poor and poisonous!
As soon as the audience saw that it was Xuanfeng, the barrage asked: Is Xuanfeng broadcasting games for everyone again? Let's have a game!
The so-called game by the audience is a game similar to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. Now that technology is so advanced, playing a game is a spiritual connection. It is as exciting as going to the battlefield in person. After entering the game, randomly choose a planet with different landforms, match randomly or form a seven-member team, each team will be randomly sent to a different location, a total of 300 people, the team that survives until the end and inserts the red flag at the designated location wins . Tang Wan was fooled by the audience before, he didn't know how to operate, he couldn't do anything, and Xuanfeng was so talkative, he made a lot of laughs, and the audience liked watching it.
Tang Wan saw that it was still early, "If you come to a game, let's come to a game, let's say it first, I still don't know how to play, so don't expect me to win."
The bullet screens are all of the same style: what else do we watch if you win!
Tang Wan: "..."
What he said made him feel very delicate.
As soon as Tang Wan went online, he matched six teammates at random. Xuan Feng stood on Tang Wan's shoulder and watched, flapping his wings, excited. It could be seen that he was exhausted during this period. He wanted to talk and wanted to talk. Zao still wants to fly.
The audience booed: "Up, up, up!" Do it!
Tang Wan was helpless, "People like you will be invited to drink tea by the network administrator sooner or later."
Xuanfeng Xueren said: "Please go to drink tea! Please go to drink tea!"
After entering the team, the teammates could hear everything they said. When they heard Xuanfeng speak, the teammates all wailed: "It's over! No. 3 is a primary school student!"
"What's wrong with elementary school students? Now many elementary school students play six times more than adults, isn't it little brother No. 3?"
"Number three? Why isn't number three talking?"
Tang Wan coughed lightly, "Here."
"Huh? I'm not a kid. Number three has a nice voice. Do you want to be friends?"
"Add me, add me, and I'll take you flying ~ Do you want a date?"
Xuanfeng couldn't read, didn't know they were No. 3, and understood after Tang Wan spoke, Xuanfeng: "Shut up! No more! No date! No see!"
Tang Wan: "..."
The audience in the live broadcast room: Pfft!
Hahahaha Well said, yes, no appointments or appointments!
If you stay with us, you dare to hook up with me, Tang, you really don't want your life, hum!
In other words, the six of them knew each other.
Fuck! It really is! Judging by the name, they all belong to the same team.
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After entering the game, Tang Wan only picked up a big knife and ran behind the team. He watched when others picked up things, and picked up the replacement equipment when the other party dropped it. He played very Buddha-like.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and cried: How can this kind of game be played like this, just go up and do it, don't be cowardly!
At this time, I heard my teammates say: "I originally wanted to keep him to get more equipment, but I didn't expect him to be an idiot."
"It's okay, I will sacrifice him in a while!"
Someone reminded: "Both of you, this is not our team channel!"
"Fuck! It's hopping!"
"It's just a rookie, he can't even use a gun."
Tang Wan looked at the big knife in his hand, turned off the game microphone, and asked the audience: "What is sacrifice?"
The audience also heard what the game team said, and they all explained to Tang Wan: Sacrifice is to sell you, kill you and steal your equipment, use you to block guns during fights, and leave you in the rear when retreating, let you follow Like orphans.
It's all right~ This game is like this, many veterans will take advantage of the novice, and the road to growth for a rookie is not easy.
Otherwise, you should stay away from them, but it is easy to be picked up by other teams after you leave.
Next time we form a team to take you, I am a professional gamer, mommy will look down on those who bully children!
Upstairs bragging force!
Tang Wan really took a look at the id of the person who said he was a professional gamer: Crazy Robert, and a fan of classmate Luo Bei, the lop-eared rabbit, Tang Wan wrote it down casually. At this time, an enemy was encountered in the game, and his teammates had already run away, so he was really put down. Tang Wan looked at the broadsword in his hand, and ran after his teammates decisively. He had no equipment, was light, and ran extremely fast. He asked while running, "Where are you going? Wait for me."
The teammates were impatient, "! Don't follow!"
"Bring the enemy over!"
"Look for a cover, that one brought the enemy over!"
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows, and asked dissatisfied: "Why don't you have any spirit of unity and love, and still scold people? Are you in the first team?"
Someone scolded in the team channel: "Who is on the same team as you, rookie!"
"It's not only a vegetable chicken, but also a pit b!"
Originally, the fans wanted to watch the excitement. Everyone was playing games, all they wanted to do was to relax, and Xiaocaiji was often tricked by his teammates, but your personal attacks were too much. Tang Wan was not happy when he saw that he was being scolded: This teammate, there is sick! They wanted to sacrifice Tang Tang from the very beginning, but Tang Tang didn't scold them when he heard it.
It's just playing games, why don't you pay attention to quality
They sold Tang Tang first, I have seen those who sold teammates, and I have never seen those who swear after they are sold out. This kind of thing can already be reported. Now it is the last week of the Spring Split. Tang Tang reports them quickly and deducts their points. They can't fight!
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"Let's talk when the fight is over." Tang Wan had already run behind his teammates, and imitated his teammates, lying down next to them, put away the machete, and took out his pistol from behind. There were only ten bullets. He took aim, shot three shots, and there was no doubt that they all missed.
Tang Wan was embarrassed, "This is really difficult."
The captain jumped angrily: "No. 3, don't shoot! Expose the position!"
"Oh!" Tang Wan quickly put away the gun, took out a quantum bomb, stepped back, and hid behind a rock.
The audience all laughed and slapped the table: Tang Tang, you are really a fool!
At this time, the sniper on the opposite side had already discovered Tang Wan's position, and shot away 80% of the blood of Tang Wan's teammate in front of him. I plan to add some blood and continue to kill the opponent. Unexpectedly, when he stepped back, he realized that he couldn't. Tang Wan happened to be lying behind him, blocking him.
Number four exploded in anger, "Number three! You stand in the way..."
With a slap shot, the sniper on the other side fired another shot, and No. 4's body fell straight in front of Tang Wan's eyes, with his face on the ground, and the equipment fell in front of him, a large piece.
Tang Wan picked up a few quantum bombs with a blank face. What happened
The audience laughed like crazy: Tang Tang, come on, come on! Hahahahaha, I wanted to sacrifice my Tang Tang, but I was cheated to death by a vegetable chicken!
Tang Wan was really innocent, so what happened
No. 4 has already scolded in the team: "No. 3! Are you, I let you go, why don't you!"
In this game, swearing is not allowed, but civilization and new styles must be established. All swearing becomes noise.
Tang Wan blinked, "What is he talking about? Scolding me?"
Audience: It doesn't matter! Baby, don't listen to him, keep fighting, you can, you can win!
Tang Wan was speechless, he really didn't know what happened!
Number four is still blah blah blah... Anyway, every sentence has noises, and I don't know what I'm talking about. The captain couldn't listen anymore, "Stop making noise, we'll talk about it after the fight, is there any quantum bomb left? Say hello to the other side!"
Whoosh, whoosh, several quantum bombs were thrown, and two of them were killed.
At this time, No. 2 said in the team channel: "No. 3, give me your quantum bomb, it's useless if you keep it!"
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows, not very satisfied with the tone of the other party's words, but still upholding the spirit of unity, friendship and fighting together, he asked patiently, "I have three, how can I give them to you?"
"Climb over here and put it on the ground!"
Tang Wan crawled over as promised and threw all three quantum bombs on the ground.
At this time, No. 2 shouted: "Run! Veggie dropped three bombs!!!"
All the teammates are still in a daze, Tang Wan is also in a daze, "Didn't he say to throw it on the ground? I threw it."
The audience all laughed and stopped talking, leaving only rows of laughing and crying expressions. Tang Wan, a rookie, didn't know the difference between throwing away and throwing out. If No. 2 asked him to throw it on the ground, he just threw it in front of No. 2, which was very cooperative.
As soon as No. 2 got up, there was a bang, and the screen was filled with white light!
At the same time, a series of announcements about being killed by quantum bombs appeared on the World Channel. There is a setting in the game that shooting at teammates is invalid, but the highly lethal quantum bomb can cause a large-scale explosion. If accidentally injured, teammates will also die. Now the whole world is boiling, and everyone laughs loudly: The whole team was killed! He was still killed by his own people, this operation is too awesome!
After the fight, the team had already disbanded, and the whole team was cheated to death by Tang Wan, angrily swiping and jumping on the World Channel: cheater! God damn it! indivual!
After playing the game for so long, I have never seen such a pitiful rookie! ! !
The most embarrassing time for Lao Tzu to die, I will see him beat him every time in the future!
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Tang Wan turned on the microphone, feeling aggrieved, and asked directly on the World Channel voice: "You said I didn't curse at anyone when you sacrificed me, but you told me to throw mines and I threw them away, what else do you want?"
World Channel: Yes! You let people throw thunder and others throw it away, what else do you want
This is to sacrifice the vegetable chicken, but I didn't expect that the vegetable chicken is so good that the whole team is involved hahahahahaha!
I can enjoy this joke for a week hahahaha~~~
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The members of that team were still angrily cursing at Tang Wan, telling him not to pretend to be an innocent bitch, and go to the arena to fight one-on-one! To kill him six rounds!
Now watching the excitement, I also feel that this team is a bit of a bully. Everyone likes to bully rookies, and often sacrifices rookies. Everything has a mutual relationship. Rookie is a rookie. If you are cheated, you will be cheated. , Entertainment, just be happy.
The peacemaker followed up to persuade: It's not necessary, and don't bully people too much~ What if the rookie grows into a great god in the future
Okay, let's be a little more tolerant of chickens. It's just playing games. You said you sacrificed them, and they didn't get angry
The audience in the live broadcast room stopped doing it, especially the crazy Robert: Come on, brothers, go online, fuck it! I have memorized these ids, call them once you see them!
At this time, Xuanfeng who had been silent all this time suddenly raised his voice and cursed: "Shut up, you bald man!"
There was a sudden silence in the live broadcast room, everyone was watching Xuanfeng, the child flapped his wings, and his two calves were jumping up and down, just like the stance before wrestling, he was jumping left and right.
The game is still cursing angrily: "You all! Me!"
Xuanfeng moved her head closer, her pointed mouth was the most accurate: "Baldy! Orphan!"
"you!!!"
Xuanfeng: "You have no father! No father! No father! Bah! Orphan!"
World Channel: "…"
Quiet as a chicken!
After a full five seconds of silence, someone on the World Channel asked: What does he mean, are you dead
puff! ! !
This one really wins!
You don't have a dad hahahaha~~
The live broadcast room threw rewards one after another: My Fang Xuanfeng has opened up!
Xuanfeng is domineering! Hahahahahaha God damn you don't have a father!
The teammates were obviously stimulated by Xuanfeng, and they didn't know what to scold, so they were blocked and warned by the system.
Before Tang Wan could speak, the battle had already been won.
Later, this process was also screenshotted by the audience and posted on the official forum of the game "Battle of the Jedi". This time, Xuanfeng became even more popular.
How did a cute little bird on the ancient earth make the whole team vomit blood
People who had seen the battle ran to leave messages one after another, but they didn't expect that it was a bird who scolded people!
It is a pet bird that has long since disappeared from the earth and was summoned by the owner with a supernatural power!
None of the six people scolded this antique bird!
And there is only one person in the entire galaxy who has this ability and can summon ancient earth creatures: a big Internet celebrity who has never passed by, Weibo id: eat, sleep, and be strong!
At this point, Tang Wan became famous in the first battle, and everyone who played this game knew that "eating, sleeping, and being strong" is the best kid in the entire empire to play Jedi games!