"Zong He, what did you do while I was sleeping?" The one who has the right to use his authority is his partner, Tang Wan stared at Zong He who was eating calmly, never imagined that Zong He could do such a thing.
"Prove your identity to yourself." Marshal graciously brought food to his partner, "Eat more, I'm too thin."
Tang Wan looked at the corner of the other party's mouth with a rare smile all the time. He was in such a good mood, so he didn't bother with him anymore, "Forget it, as long as you are happy."
After eating and drinking enough, Zong He put his arms around Tang Wan and kissed him several times, Tang Wan just wanted to roll his eyes, big cat, so clingy!
In the afternoon, when Tang Wan combed Zong He, Luo Bingjun sent a message asking: Has it been officially admitted
Tang Wan: Yes.
Ronaldinho: Very brave, young man.
Tang Wan: Poor!
Ronaldinho: Are you playing games, young man, call Robbe~
Zong He felt that Tang Wan deserted while grooming, and asked dissatisfiedly, "Who is it?"
Tang Wan hurriedly explained: "Ordinary to very ordinary friends, asked me if I want to play games together."
Zong He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you want to go?"
Tang Wan was really a little excited. He slept all morning, and now he has nothing to do. Play a game to relax.
"I go with you."
"what?"
Zong Hyuk has turned into a human body and started to apply for an account.
Tang Wan saw that he was serious, so he didn't stop him. After he went online, he pulled Luo Bingjun, and then the crazy Luo Bei. After the three of them went online, Luo Bingjun asked, "Is it for fun or for rank?"
The crazy Luo Bei didn't say a word, Luo Bingjun could tell that this kid was Tang Wan's fan, he would hit whatever Tang Wan said he wanted, and he had no opinion.
Tang Wan said embarrassedly: "Wait a minute, I'll pull someone in again."
Luo Bingjun: "What? You found a great master again?"
Tang Wan glanced at Zong He, and said with a smile: "It's his first time playing."
Luo Bingjun: "Small chicken!"
Tang Wan pondered for a moment, this question is really hard to answer.
Seeing that Zong He had chosen a name of 1111 for himself, Tang Wan changed it domineeringly: Kneel down and call him Dad!
Zong He: "..."
Zong He has never played games, but he knows tactics. After getting familiar with this kind of thing, he will know it. When he came up, he said coldly: "Listen to my command."
As soon as Luo Bingjun heard what he said, he closed his mouth, as if he wasn't the one who said the little rookie just now.
Tang Wan couldn't hear him talking, and was still a little uncomfortable.
This time, Tang Wan and Luo Bingjun were still running along, confused the whole time, Zong He commanded Luo Bei, and the two of them killed one-fifth of the people on the entire map, and the output damage was skyrocketing.
In the second round, Zong He still shot a child, and Tang Wan, who was following him when he was hiding, didn't know where he was, so Tang Wan got down on the ground quickly, and he hid wherever he was told , No one hit Tang Wan the whole time. After the fight, Zong He asked: "Is it fun to play games with me, or is it fun to play games with them?"
Tang Wan understood, this is still jealous!
"To be honest, playing games with you is not exciting at all."
Zong He:
Tang Wan said boredly: "I have been protected all the time, I didn't fire a single bullet, I was in a daze the whole time, I still don't know what's going on, the other side died, what can I do, I'm also very desperate."
"Isn't it okay to be protected by me?"
Tang Wan said seriously: "Okay, but I still want to stimulate it."
Zong He said dotingly: "Okay, I'll satisfy you."
In the third round, Zong He ignored Tang Wan and let Tang Wan go up and was beaten to death. "
"Is it exciting?"
Tang Wan felt aggrieved and wanted to cry, "Exciting! Thieves are so exciting!"
Zong He asked seriously: "Do you want to stimulate for a while?"
Tang Wan gritted his teeth, "No, enough."
Zong He smiled, "That's good, how does it feel to be protected?"
"Excellent!"
Zong He was satisfied, and swept the battlefield with "Crazy Robbe". Tang Wan was a little puzzled. He wondered if it was his illusion. He always felt that these two people were competing with each other. It was a competition to win the most heads.
This night, everyone remembered the man called "Kneel down and call Dad".
The post is full of discussions, who is this man of God
Which great god's trumpet is this
After the beating was over, Luo Bingjun secretly asked: Is that your family member who knelt down and called Dad
Tang Wan: Well, I took it!
Luo Bingjun: Then you are quite willful.
Tang Wan sneered, bah! This is domineering!
The next day, there was still hot discussion on the Internet about who "kneel down and call Dad"? He fought with "Crazy Luo Bei", and soon Luo Bingjun and Tang Wan were also picked up. The three of them had broadcast live together, and many viewers knew the three of them. Crazy Luo Bei is the alias of Dou Zhan Buddha, everyone is familiar with it, and many people are guessing that this person is also the trumpet of a certain great god, brought by Crazy Luo Bei!
Tang Wan complained secretly: "Someday you will find out that this person is Lord Marshal, you must all be confused."
Zong He changed his military uniform and came down from upstairs. Seeing that he was about to go out, Tang Wan went up to him with a smile and helped him fasten the epaulets. His eyes said softly, "I seem to be able to summon tigers. Do I want to summon one?" Tigers on Earth?"
Zong He lowered his head and kissed him between the brows, "You already have me, what do you need other tigers for?"
Tang Wan showed him the picture of the tiger with a smile, "Don't you think it's mighty? Raise one to take care of the cat at home, it can understand what I say, and can protect me when necessary."
Zong He glanced at it, and said with disgust: "It's just a fat orange cat."
"...Understood, Mr. Marshal is the essence of lemon essence. His daily hobby is sour. Everything he sees is sour and jealous."
"Um."
Tang Wan was speechless, to admit it so generously!
"Can I have a mother?"
"No, I can only be the only one with long hair in the house!"
Tang Wan sent him away with a smile, "Okay, I'll listen to you, don't raise tigers."
Then, when Zong He returned home, he found that there was an extra lion cub in the house!
He even learned to lie about the military situation! Zong He was dissatisfied with using a murderous look in his eyes, scaring the little lion into the urine.
When Tang Wan heard that Zong He was back, he went to meet him at the door, and saw the frightened and paralyzed little lion at a glance. Tang Wan hurried over and called the little lion's name distressedly: "God's egg!"
Zong He disliked it, "It's too dirty, take it back quickly!"
Tang Wan patted Goudan's hair in distress, "You didn't scare me!"
"This kind of thing can't protect you, it's too unreliable." Zong He took a step forward, the little lion trembled in fright, Zong He cut, obviously looking down on it.
Tang Wan put the little lion away in distress, it's too miserable! The child was so frightened that he became incontinent. What kind of aura is Zong Hyuk
That night, the Marshal, who was 8.8 meters tall, hugged Tang Wan affectionately, rubbed Tang Wan's back neck, leaned over, and took a light bite. Knowing his intention, Tang Wan immediately blushed, either wanting the back of his neck or biting his Adam's apple, what's wrong with this big cat!
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In the morning, before Tang Wan woke up, a big event came out on the Internet: the prince and the concubine broke off their engagement!
It is said that this is a peaceful breakup after the two have discussed it. There is no one who treats the other badly, but there is no emotion. In addition, during the time when the Crown Princess was observing her filial piety, her mother had just died and her father was seriously ill. He really didn't have the heart to maintain this loveless engagement, so he offered to break up, and hoped that they would be safe in the future and remain friends.
This matter has become the biggest gossip discussed by the people of the empire. The crown princess has excellent grades in recent years and has done nothing. Apart from being good-looking, she seems to have done nothing important.
The occasions when the two of them appear together are very formal, there is not even a scene showing their affection, and they really can't see any feelings. Now that they have divorced, everyone is curious, who else in Dixing can be the crown princess? !
After Tang Wan woke up, when he heard the news, there were only two words in his heart: "Sure enough."
He knew that this princess would not continue to do it, and the royal family didn't want a fake even if they considered the face issue. But now, he's married, so bye bye~ He doesn't care about these things, just live his own life.
After breakfast, Lin Bo handed Tang Wan two invitation letters, and now Tang Wan felt headache when he saw the invitation letter, "Again?!"
After reading it, he looked confused, "The Institute of Genetics and the Institute of Biological Evolution both want me to go, but I don't know what to do. Will I be a researcher or a teacher? They think highly of me too."
Zong He: "Then don't go, it's tiring enough to raise so many long-haired ones."
Tang Wan thought about it too, "Uncle Lin, please help me refuse, I really don't have time."
Zong He said seriously: "Those long-haired ones should also be dealt with."
Tang Wan stretched out his hand to touch Zong He's head, "Marshal, you are already a mature baby, you can't be so possessive."
Zong He tilted his head and refused to let him touch it, "Immature before? Do you want to say Da Zhuang again?"
Tang Wan felt aggrieved when he talked about Da Zhuang, "I think Da Zhuang, you become like that, let me hug you."
Zong He silently refused, that was too weak, he didn't want to change.
Tang Wan was upset, "You lost my son, you have to pay me back."
Zong He put down his chopsticks and asked seriously: "Do you really want a child?"
Tang Wan silently ate the buns, "If I look like you, I will."
"If it's like yours?"
Tang Wan hesitated, "Then, I have to think about it."
Li Bo listened to the conversation between the two of them and became anxious, "It doesn't matter if it's an orc or a human, it doesn't matter, the child is the same as anyone, if you don't want to take it, I will take it!"
Tang Wan and Zong He looked at each other, tsk tsk, Lin Bo was most anxious.
The two people who didn't know how to answer decided to pretend to be deaf together. Tang Wan pulled a boiled peanut with chopsticks, "Aren't you going to the military headquarters today?"
"I'm still on vacation, so I don't have to go normally, the royal order hasn't been officially issued yet."
"That's right, if no one is looking for you, rest at home and eat more."
"Um."
Lin Bo came over and looked at the two pretending to be deaf with a blank expression, "I mean, you really don't think about it when I can bring up your children while my legs are still sharp?"
Tang Wan took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, "I've decided to record a video for Goudaner and put it on the Internet. The audience must have never seen it."
Zong He: "Yes."
Lin Bo: "..."
You'll never wake up two people who are pretending to be deaf!
After Tang Wan ate, he let Goudaner out, let out all the kids who like the sun, and let them run for a while.
Tang Wan found that when the lion cub appeared, all the cubs became nervous. Only Mulan looked at the new cat with a disgusted expression. Tang Wan had the illusion that his daughter rushed up in a matter of minutes, and that bastard was beaten into a dog.
Goudan'er was a little heartless and didn't care about Mulan's hostility at all, so he spread it on the ground and moved lazily.
Tang Wan took a picture of this episode and posted it on Weibo: There is a cub at home who is lazier than Jin Xiaopang~
Fan: The point is wrong! You turned out to be the marshal's companion! Why didn't you say it earlier? !
You go, rival!
When will the Marshal officially take over the post, it is said that he is acting as a substitute now
Are you in good health, and no news has been announced to the public!
Is Da Zhuang your child, isn't he
Ahhh, there is a new baby!
lion! Fuck! This is an animal with relatively strong attack power, and it was also a tyrant when it was on the earth!
Amazing!
Believe me, it's really aggressive!
I don't know what the difference is compared with the orc lion
This must be a beast.
what can't be summoned
As expected of Mrs. Marshal, she is amazing!
Hey Hey hey! When did you and the marshal get married
…
Tang Wan automatically screened the useful information, and didn't read anything he didn't want to read. After knowing the style of the comment, he said to Zong He in confusion: "I have a bad feeling that they will impose the invincible aura on you. onto me."
Zong He clicked his tongue and said with emotion: "Because we are legally married."
Tang Wan: "..."
I don't know if he is happy or unhappy, but the big cat is not as easy to understand as the little cat.
However, after he lost his horse, there are no more online discussions about right and wrong, and there are no more people who scold him, which is also a good thing. I have to sigh with emotion: It's so cool to have privileges!
At this time, Zonghe's communicator rang, and he clicked on it, and said apologetically to Tang Wan, "I have something to do with the military department, I'm going there."
Tang Wan just quit Weibo, "Go, someone will pick you up or will the guards send you there?"
Zong He pinched Tang Wan's cheeks, "Don't keep me?"
Tang Wan rolled his eyes, "Is it useful to stay? First the country and then the family. The military has nothing to do with it. You should hurry up!"
The corner of Zong He's mouth curled up, and he left with a smile. Who else is there for such a sensible partner
As soon as Zong He was sent away, Tang Wan received a message from Luo Bingjun: I know what the catnip you mentioned before, and I summoned it! ! !
Tang Wan replied pleasantly: I want it, I want it, I want it!
Luo Bingjun asked in desperation: How much do you want? I can transform it for you as much as you want!
Tang Wan: One hundred thousand pots, thank you.
Ronaldinho: Sorry, no.
Tang Wan disliked it, whoever said that it can be changed, so it's okay to just admit it
Tang Wan: Ten basins first!
Ronaldinho: I'll send it to you, and you give me an address.
Tang Wan sent the delivery address, but to my surprise, I received it that afternoon, and Luo Bingjun's delivery was super fast. Looking at these thriving catnip, Tang Wan couldn't help but send a message to Luo Bingjun: Lord Tianwang, how much does it cost to hire you to plant grass at my house
Ronaldinho: Get out!
Tang Wan sighed, this Heavenly King is so vulgar! Even cursing, or aristocrats!
Tang Wan replied: tui!
Seeing the chat records of these two people, Xu Mi was speechless, "You two are celebrities after all, and you are both nobles, can you pay attention to your identities when you talk, why are you so... vulgar?"
At the same time, Tang Wan, who was labeled as "vulgar", took advantage of Zonghe's absence and asked someone to change the carpet, and put catnip in his bedroom, imagining that Zonghe couldn't help but turn into a catnip at night. The original body looked rolling on the carpet, and couldn't help saying, "Hey hey."
In the evening, seeing that it was getting dark, and Zong He hadn't come back yet, Tang Wan was a little anxious, why didn't he come back, what about rolling around
Tang Wan sent a message to Zong He: Darling, when will you be back
Zong Hyuk: Dinner is at the military headquarters, and it will be around ten o'clock after work.
Tang Wan looked at the catnip that filled the room with a smile, and smiled badly. After a busy day, it's good to relax your nerves. In order to witness this sacred moment of the big cat rolling, Tang Wan also adjusted the video function, intending to record it and cherish it.
When Zong He returned home after finishing his work, Tang Wan had already finished washing, sat on the soft carpet with a smile on his face, and asked Zong He who opened the door: "Do you feel excited? I can't help but want to become the original body, the feeling of wanting to roll?"
Zong He took a look at the environment of the bedroom, looked at Tang Wan's array of green plants in the corner with some vigilance, and found that there was nothing unusual, so he walked in the door with a cold face, and closed the door smoothly.
Tang Wan's expression froze, and he thought he couldn't, why didn't he react at all
Zong He asked while changing his shoes, "Are you full?"
Tang Wan sighed in disappointment, "I'm full."
Zong He asked concerned: "Are you tired today?"
Tang Wan was disappointed, "I'm not tired."
It should be said that he was very excited. He prepared for a day, but the big cat did not respond at all when he came back. The catnip must be fake, or the gene has overcome the influence of catnip on cats during the evolution of species.
Zong He unbuttoned his clothes, and told Tang Wan expressionlessly, "Although I don't know what you are displaying, I am really excited that it is as you wish."
Tang Wan jumped up excitedly, "Calm down! I didn't mean to seduce you!"
Zong He rushed forward, picked up Tang Wan who was about to run, turned around and pressed him on the bed, "Are these things refreshing me?"
Tang Wan hastily explained: "You really misunderstood, this is catnip, it is called cat spring, medicine on earth..."
"aphrodisiac?"
Tang Wan was about to cry, "No, no, it's just a way of saying."
The more you explain, the bigger the misunderstanding!
Zong He grabbed the two hands that were struggling in front of him with one hand, pushed them directly to the top of Tang Wan's head, and said very cooperatively: "Okay, I'm excited."
Tang Wan: "..."
Since rolling the sheets, the Marshal can no longer sleep statically every night!
The next morning, Tang Wan pinched his waist and commanded Ji Yan with a hoarse voice to get all these catnip out, preferably buried in the ends of the earth, he never wanted to see them again!
fraud!
The previous knowledge can't be used in this world, or it's me who was cheated to death!
Luo Bingjun also made a return visit happily: "How is it, is catnip good-looking? Is it good to raise?"
Tang Wan gritted his teeth and told the other party: "... good! Very good!"
Luo Bingjun called the communication happily: "That's good, if you still want it next time, I'll summon it for you again, and let me tell you, I don't need this ability at all when I'm making movies and singing. I'm in a panic."
Tang Wan just wanted to say that you're all right, why don't you go to Desolate Star to plant grass! Environmental department thank you!
Luo Tianwang couldn't feel his friend's resentment at all, and he happily invited him: "I found a new game, do you want to play it, this is definitely fun!"
Tang Wan coldly rejected the other party's invitation, "No, I'm not in the mood!"
Luo Bingjun said disappointedly: "Okay, I'm going! I was thinking that with you at the bottom, I can find some sense of existence."
Tang Wan sneered, die of this kind of heart, I know you have no good intentions!
At this time, Xu Mi's voice came from the opposite side: "You are not allowed to play games, you go to practice singing, and practice ten times!"
"I'm an ancestor of you! Practice every day, do I rely on this thing to eat? I have a lot of money, and if I don't perform well, I can go home and inherit hundreds of billions of property! You can still be a great nobleman of Lao Tzu, you When you see me, you have to kneel down and call Dad! Why are you so fierce?"
Xu Mi yelled angrily: "You're fucking! You're fucking! You won't be able to do it any longer, so go!"
Tang Wan, who was not in a good mood at first, was amused by the other party. Xu Mi followed Luo Bingjun again, and he was easily bald. He must be going crazy!
"Brother Xu Mi, do you want to be my manager and dump him! Follow me!" Tang Wan shouted fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "I will pay you, I need someone to maintain my positive image." People, please bring me!"
Xu Mi was as silent as dead silence, and after half a minute, Brother Xu Mi choked out a sentence: "You two ancestors, let me go!"
Tang Wan was disappointed, "That's really a pity."
Xu Mi was also heartbroken. With Tang Wan's status, who dared to protect his image, if he didn't maintain it well, he would have to follow Liangliang.
Luo Bingjun stared at Xu Mi secretly, "You actually feel rejected, hehe, Wan, let the lion eat him, no, throw Jin Xiaopangru over and knock him out!"
Tang Wan hung up the communication in disgust, it was so noisy!
After a while, Xu Mi sent a message to Tang Wan: If you need someone to maintain your image, I can take over temporarily. If I can meet someone better in the future, I will quit.
Tang Wan said gratefully: "Thank you so much Brother Da Mi, I really need an agent. I didn't need it before, but now I urgently need it!" I will pay you wages!
Xu Mi also understood that after Tang Wan announced his identity, he was worried about being discredited by those who wanted to. His fans were many and mixed, and it was easy for people to take advantage of him if he didn't guide him well.
Xu Mi: You don’t need to pay me a salary. I can just deduct it from Luo Bingjun’s salary. You can do whatever you need to do, and just tell me when you have something to do. My best secret, don’t publish it.
Tang Wan was moved and sent an emoji of kneeling and kowtowing to the other party, with tears in his eyes. If he was not careful, he would have a capable manager. Good luck came, and it was really irresistible.
However, after Xu Mi saw Tang Wan's emoji, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitched, because he felt that if something happened, Tang Wan should be more difficult to take care of than Luo Bingjun, because Tang Wan was less shameless than Luo Bingjun. who!
Tang Wan was in a better mood, ate half a bowl of rice extra at noon, and told Ji Yan: "The one-hour live broadcast in the afternoon, check the lawn, I'm going to put them all out in the sun!"
Ji Yan asked worriedly: "Have you recovered from your cold? Don't you need to take a rest?"
Tang Wan blushed and kicked a chair, "... that's it."
Ji Yan helped up the chair obediently, and looked at Tang Wan with surprise, why is he still angry? Well isn't it a good thing
In the afternoon, Tang Wan called out the sledges, foxes, cats, rabbits, and parrots, and drove them to the grass to raise them.
The little poodle still lay lazily on the ground, and no one bothered to talk to him. After a long time, even the cats at home are no longer afraid of it. Some kittens even think that the sunshine around it is good, so they come to bask in the sun with it. After a long time, everyone found that it was not aggressive, and became more and more courageous. One kitten even climbed on its back and fell asleep.
As soon as Tang Wan's live broadcast started, the viewer was overjoyed as soon as the screen turned: It's confirmed, all the cute pets of the Tang family can coexist peacefully!
The lion cub will soon turn into a giant, and all the kittens can lie on him and bask in the sun!
Tang Tang, just show your face, we all know what you look like, you still wear that cat mask, is it interesting
The most down-to-earth nobleman! Madam Marshal, what are we talking about today? Want to talk about the old monk on the mountain
Millions of blood books are begging to show their faces in the live broadcast, let's wave together!
Tang Wan was helpless, "Haven't I gotten used to it for more than a year?"
At this time, I heard a deep "meow" sound, which was obviously threatening. When the camera turned around, Erha was fighting with a pure white cat. The cat was an adult and weighed more than ten catties. Jumped up and slapped Erha several times.
Erha only knew how to yell, but didn't know how to fight back, Tang Wan helplessly introduced to everyone, "Never won a fight, never lost a quarrel, in fact, the three of them also have a name, called the three idiots of the sledge. "
Audience: ... Poof! !
Next, Tang Wan responsibly told everyone about the origin of the three sleigh idiots, and put his arms around Alaska's neck and rubbed it. This big meaty dog is super cute when it is not crazy.
At this time, Tang Wan's communicator vibrated, Tang Wan clicked on it, and he didn't think much about the voice from the crazy Robert, so he clicked on it.
Crazy Robert: "Brother, is the man who knelt down and called Dad the marshal? When you have time to play games again, take me with you. I will learn tactics from him."
Tang Wan: "..."
audience:"… "
Now, everyone knows that the game id of "Kneel Down and Call Dad" belongs to the Marshal!
Really cool, handsome, domineering, extremely domineering!
Tang Wan suddenly felt that this name would damage the image of the marshal, and was too disrespectful, so he quickly explained: "I played with him, and I chose the name, randomly."
Now the audience is not calm anymore. After a while, fans on Tang Wan Weibo also know that Marshal's wife especially adores Marshal. To play games, you have to get an ID that makes others kneel down and call you daddy. The Marshal is omnipotent. As for why the marshal would play this kind of civilian game, because the marshal's wife acted like a baby and asked, don't you understand
Fans also listed 100 short jokes about Mrs. Meimeidi acting like a baby to the Marshal. The writing is very clear and clear, with a unique sense of imagery, which can make people make up countless small obscenities.
Due to his attitude of respect and hatred towards Zonghe, Tang Xiaodu secretly took off his sister-in-law's vest during his brother's live broadcast, so that everyone in the empire would know that the high-ranking Marshal is actually very afraid of his wife. It's a pity that after picking it up, he felt that his brother's depression was not much better. The rumors on the Internet made him feel even more uncomfortable. If he hadn't lost his brother, his brother would not have married Zong Hyuk. The little Duke Tang simply picked up the carving knife and angrily chopped a piece of wood into sawdust.
Tang Wan took a deep breath when he saw the comments on Weibo, and felt that he couldn't get better. What Robert said was too inappropriate! At this time, Zong He sent him a picture, "I found this on the way back, you should like it."
Tang Wan opened it, and it turned out to be a cute panda pendant.
"You want to buy it for me?"
"I'm going to make you a big one."
"make?"
"Mecha, ten meters high."
Tang Wan asked in astonishment: "...do I want to drive out?"
Zong He said calmly: "Yes, a mecha is a man's romance."
Tang Wan couldn't laugh or cry, "It's the romance of the straight man of steel! Don't bring it home, it won't work!"
Someone on the opposite side should have heard Tang Wan shout, and asked, "Marshal, do you still want to do it?"
Tang Wan hurriedly shouted: "Don't do it! It's useless to do it!"
Zong He said seriously: "Of course, when Madam wants it very much, she will say no."
Tang Wan was taken aback for a moment, and then blushed. When did this happen to him? !
Three days later, when a mecha as tall as a three-story building and shaped like a fat panda was delivered to the mansion, Tang Wan's face was numb. It's true that he likes pandas, but he doesn't like all pandas!
No matter where you are in the house, just take a look at this direction, you can see the Iron Panda. Tang Wan didn't see its cuteness at all, but only thought that it had a fierce face, and it could shoot light in the next second, or stomp the building flat .
On the other hand, Zong He still thought that the gift he gave was very good. Tang Wan was very happy when he gave Tang Wan a ring last time, and this time he did what he wanted. Facing the other party's eyes begging for compliments, Tang Wan said tiredly: "Just put it here, I won't open it, and I won't either."
Zong He encouraged: "Don't be afraid, go up and have a look."
Tang Wan couldn't survive, "I don't know how to drive!"
"It's okay, you have to be confident!"
"God's fucking self-confidence, it's not a matter of self-confidence! I can't drive it!"
Zong He frowned, "You can tell how to open it at a glance."
Tang Wan suddenly felt that his IQ had been destroyed.
Zong He said seriously: "You have to learn to protect yourself, it will become a weapon to protect you when necessary."
"How can there be so many dangers!"
"Soldiers must be prepared for danger in times of peace."
"I reject!"
Zong He was also a little angry, "Why?"
"It's too ugly?"
Zong He: "...you obviously like this kind of thing, and your eyes light up when you look at the picture of this thing."
"But it's really ugly to make such a big Big Mac!" Tang Wan coaxed patiently: "Actually, I think it's really unnecessary, I have you, I'm not afraid of danger, you are my god of war. "
Zong He was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled, "It makes sense, so let's leave it at that."
Tang Wan: "..."
In fact, he really wanted to give it away!
Threatened by the sight of this giant steel panda every time, Tang Wan couldn't take it anymore, so he took a selfie with this giant panda in the background and posted it on Weibo: My darling knows I like pandas, so she made me one, sorry, I'm going to give it away.
The fans' first reaction was: Damn it! He showed his true face!
When I realized it, I laughed and cried: Damn it! It is indeed a gift from the marshal! So manly!
Sending a steel panda, we mortals don't understand the romance of the marshal!
The point is Tang Tangsheng's lovable eyes!
Hahahahahahahahaha such a big panda! Hahahahahaha~
Don't give it away! Sell it to me, I want it for any amount!
I couldn't breathe from laughing, I Tang Tang is a big beauty, with unlovely eyes!
Seeing them hahaha, Tang Wan felt even more unbalanced, no one comforted him, this group of fans might not be fake!
Someone else asked: I, Tang, you clearly have good looks, why do you rely on your talent for a living
Tang Wan replied to him: Probably because I married well, after all, no one would give me a steel panda.
The fans were hahaha again, feeling sorry for Tang Wan, wondering how he survived the time when the marshal was unconscious? It's cruel to think about it. But he still couldn't stop laughing, the marshal loved him to the bottom of his heart, and even put so much effort into giving gifts, it's a pity that the gifts were not romantic at all.
There is also a group of little lemons who will be sour tomorrow, saying that they kicked Tang Wan's dog food and told him not to show affection!
Tang Wan was tired and called two soldiers, "Please pack this mecha for me, I want to give it away."
The two soldiers asked in amazement: "Give it away? The Marshal gave it to you!"
"The marshal should be angry when he comes back."
Tang Wan turned his head and saw the big panda's head again, he couldn't laugh or cry, "No, I must send it, you can find a cargo ship, send it to Duke Tang's mansion, and give it to the little Duke Tang, just say I can't play it. Move and let him play."
That night, when Zong He came back, he found that the gift he had given was gone, and he was very upset.
Tang Wan put his arms around his neck to coax him, "You didn't give my brother anything when we got married, do you think you are too ignorant? I am such a reliable family member, how do you act like a brother? You Is it his brother?"
Zong He had a sullen face, and suddenly felt that what Tang Wan said made sense.
"I'll be able to summon a real giant panda in the future, and I'll be able to summon it soon, so I'll give that giant steel bear to my younger brother as a present for the younger generation when we get married."
Zong He pondered for a while, then nodded slowly, "Do you want to add something else? Will one thing be too little?"
Tang Wan couldn't help laughing, "It's all right, you can give anything you want."
Zong He immediately told Lin Bo, "Go to the military headquarters to order a fighter plane, and send it to the child, so that the other party can play."
As for the money... Zong He took advantage of Tang Wan's inattention, and gave Lin Bo a wink, take it from you!
Lin Bo: "..."
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Little Duke Tang, who received the Iron Panda, happily sat on the balcony quietly admiring the big toy, no matter how cute it looks, as long as it is given by his brother, it is the best. From the gift his brother gave him, it can be seen that his brother still cares about him!
That fighter plane didn’t get such good treatment, and the little duke was still a little upset about the person who snatched his brother away. After admiring the heroic appearance of the giant panda, the little duke tentatively took a big step in his life: Brother, I'm in the imperial capital, Mianji? QAQ (Fat lop-eared rabbit stands on both legs and looks cute.jpg)