My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

Chapter 6: Is it okay to play hooligans?

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The screen in the live broadcast room has been maxed out by the audience, everyone praised Xuanfeng for doing a good job, Tang Wan smiled when he saw the gift, and narrowed his eyes into a pair of beautiful crescent moons, and handed Xuanfeng a handful of melon seeds, encouraging He said to Xuanfeng: "Feng'er, many people have tipped you, and they like you very much, thank you all."

Xuanfeng tilted her head, understood that she was being praised, and flew around Tang Wan several times in awe, looking at the sky, "Miss sister, what a~ua!"

"Little sister, what a ~ua!"

"Little brother, what a ~ua!"

"Little brother, what a ~ua!"

"Uncle...forget it!"

Some people in the live broadcast room were not happy: Forget it, what do you mean, Xuanfeng, do you discriminate against uncle? !

The others were amused: there really is an uncle! Uncle, are you so fashionable? !

Tang Wan smiled lightly and stretched out his hand. Xuanfeng stood lightly in Tang Wan's palm when he saw it, took a melon seed in his mouth, and knocked out the melon seeds neatly. Tang Wanyu advised earnestly: "Xuanfeng, how can you discriminate against uncle? As a bird, Memeda doesn't distinguish between age and gender, please give uncle a comfort."

Xuanfeng pretended not to understand, picked up another melon seed, and licked it.

The audience likes Xuanfeng's little cutie, and there are those who want to watch and play games, but they are all rejected by Tang Wan, "Don't you want other cuties?"

Surprise for the audience: Can you summon other cute pets tonight? ?

Tang Wan has always only released one at a time. Fans thought that the summoning ability can only be used once, and everyone is used to one. Now there are more and more fans, everyone likes everyone, Tang Wan thinks that every time it is only released, it will only disappoint some fans, so he simply makes a breakthrough.

Tang Wan released the hamster brothers and the lop-eared rabbit again, "Recently, the mental strength has grown a bit, and the small animals can summon a few more. I will turn on the petting function. You play with them first, and I will get some water."

With Furry, everyone doesn't care if Tang Wan is around, they all wave their hands: Go, go, go~~~~

The audience was so happy that they almost cried: not only did they see Xuanfeng fight against the scumbags who sold their teammates tonight, but they also met classmate Luo Bei, Da Mao and Er Mao!

This feeling is so soft! You can still feel its temperature and breath!

So cute! I can masturbate all day without wanting to do anything!

Ancient earth creatures are so cute, why did the earth become like that, it would be great if they were all alive, what a pity!

Earth immigrants expressed their desire to go home!

When I think of my ancestors having cute pets every day, I feel that my ancestors live a better life than me!

Hello! Xuanfeng, what do you want to do

Fuck! Father Tang, come back and save Da Mao!

No, that's Ermao!

It's big hairy big hairy big hairy! Quickly save Da Mao!

It doesn't matter if it's the big hair or the second hair, Xuanfeng is having fun!

It's over, Xuanfeng is crazy, after being praised a few times, it forgets that it is a bird!

God, get out! Xuanfeng stop! Da Mao is still a child!

When Tang Wan came back from receiving the water, he saw that the screen was swiped by presents, and they were all calling him to save Big Mao and Er Mao. Tang Wan turned his head and almost spit out the water from his mouth.

Xuanfeng, a poor bird, didn't know how to stuff the big hair into the hamster roller, and closed the door. The two little feet pedaled the wheel like a bicycle, as fast as lightning. The big hair in the cage is like a round meat ball, rolling in it crazily.

Ermao next to him was so frightened that he lay down on the carpet straight up, pretending to be dead.

The audience didn't know that hamsters had the ability to pretend to be dead when they encountered danger, and thought they were really scared to death, so they screamed.

The lop-eared rabbit student Luo Bei also looked confused, holding a half-gnawed radish in his front paws, still holding a mouthful of radish in his mouth, stood up on his hind legs, and looked at Xuanfeng pedal stupidly. The wheel didn't even blink, it was frightened and silly.

"Xuanfeng!" Tang Wan rushed over, scaring Xuanfeng away, and frantically pulled Da Mao out of the roller, Da Mao was already holding his head, in a dizzy state.

Tang Wan glared at Xuanfeng angrily, "Xuanfeng! Why are you so indebted!" This bird shines when given a little sunshine, dares to go to the sky when given a good face, and goes crazy when it is praised. Just a few words of praise I was so swollen that I didn't know which bird I was, and I owed a lot.

Xuanfeng shrank her neck in fright when Tang Wan yelled, and squatted under the table like a quail, motionless.

Tang Wan stroked Da Mao, put it into the system, let it rest well, then held Er Mao in his hand, stroked Mao lightly, and coaxed Er Mao for a while before Er Mao dared to get up.

The audience was stunned: Damn it! It's a scam!

Tang Wan explained: "Hamsters are very timid. They will pretend to be dead when they encounter danger. Da Mao is fine, just take it easy."

The magical baby hamster, an ancient earth creature, actually has this magical skill. Many people took small notebooks to record it. These are living fossils! The research materials are not fully understood in this live broadcast room.

This time, there was also a teacher who studied biology who watched the live broadcast. He immediately decided to introduce the live broadcast room of cute earth pets to his students after returning home. Let the students watch the live broadcast more when they are free, learn more about paleontology, and draw the key points: Hamsters will pretend to be dead, this must be tested!

And whether birds are natural enemies of hamsters, you must check the information carefully and study carefully!

After the live broadcast was over, Tang Wan didn't have time to count how many rewards there were tonight, and looked at Xuanfeng expressionlessly, "It's fine to play around and eat melon seeds, how can you play big hair? How can such a young person go through such troubles?" ?”

Xuanfeng shrunk her neck, she was still poor, and groaned, "Little brother, give me a kiss... Oh my god!"

A shadow flashed past, and Zong He, who was sleeping in another bedroom, had already rushed behind Xuanfeng, raised his paw and slapped Xuanfeng's whole bird on the ground, Zong He bared his teeth: Who are you kissing? !

Xuanfeng was honest with the whole bird, lying under the cat's paw and imitating the big hairy Ermao: pretending to be dead.

Tang Wan quickly squatted down and took a look, heaved a sigh of relief, "You actually pretended to be dead! You are a bird, how can a bird pretend to be dead?!"

Tang Wan was helpless, he found that the animals he raised were all smart, not like cute pets, but like orc cubs with super high IQ. Xuanfeng has already learned the hamster's ability to pretend to be dead, and he is very fast at learning to speak. The little raccoon already knows how to wash socks and loves to be clean. He can wash his hair and likes to help him wash vegetables. Brother Divine Beast is very concerned about his hairstyle, and he has to look in the mirror every time he releases it. What else can't they learn

The lop-eared rabbit is also afraid of the aura emanating from Zong He's body. Small animals are the most sensitive, especially the perception of danger. It was so scared that it went straight to hide beside Tang Wan, hugging Tang Wan's leg and trying to climb up, what does that mean? It's for a hug. Zong He dodges and leaps over again, and when he goes up with his paw, he pushes the fat, fat rabbit to the ground: Hugging someone else's daughter-in-law's leg, shame on the beast! The scum of the world!

Luo Bei was so frightened that he squeaked, and Tang Wan hurriedly put them both away, hugged the bad-tempered kitten in his arms and smoothed its fur, seeing him blowing his beard, baring his teeth and staring, he couldn't laugh or cry, "You It's too jealous, it just wants to be hugged."

Zong He held Tang Wan's face angrily, leaned over and kissed Tang Wan on the mouth, and killed anyone who dared to hug him!

Tang Wan was stunned for a moment, this kid is amazing, and now he dares to kiss him on the mouth. Usually he raises this kid as his son, and kisses are always small-headed melons, this is still father and son love, kissing is like playing hooligans.

"Little rascal!" Tang Wan grabbed the cat's fate by the nape of its neck, picked it up, shook it, and smoothed out the fur on its body a little bit, then patted its butt lightly, deepening the little guy's skin. Impression, threatening with a cold face: "It's wrong to kiss others on the mouth, it's playing hooligans, understand? You are a boy, you must be clean and self-respecting, and you can't be hooligans to others."

Zong He bared his teeth and dared to spank his ass! Very good, be back in a moment!

Every time the kid Da Zhuang was taught a lesson, he would be awkward for a while. This kid wanted to save face, and would bark his teeth and blow his beard when he got angry. Tang Wan was used to it, and he didn't chase after the other party. It was a matter of principle.

He took a look at today's gift first, and after the calculation, he could still get more than one million yuan after the tax was deducted by the empire. Tang Wan looked at his account happily, feeling great.

It's not easy for so many fans to earn more than one million yuan. This is because Tang Wan's live broadcast is different from ordinary people, so he can get so many rewards. Because people nowadays consume very rationally, and they can still see it, so why pay for it? Another thing is that people under the age of 18 in this world have to apply to their parents for spending more than a certain amount. You can't find people who are young, have no self-control, and want to reward Internet celebrities for attention.

Now the Empire has no restrictions on the entertainment industry. You can use any method to make money. As long as you don’t oppose the royal family, don’t rebel, and don’t spread violent pornography and other principled issues, the star network entertainment department can give you a hand, but, Taxes are very high, and you have to pay 50% tax on making money. Can earn more than one million star coins at a time, other Internet celebrities dare not think about it. Every time Tang Wan saw the money he made, Tang Wan would think, why can't he think about getting married because he can make so much money

It was already 8:30 in the evening, Tang Wan packed up everything and went to the warehouse to have a look. Everything has been packed, and they will go to Emperor Star tomorrow morning. Tang Wan has not been to Emperor Star yet, he has a calm mind, no expectation, no timidity, being rubbed by fate on the ground so many times, Tang Wan has already become Buddha-nature.

When Zong He returned to the bedroom, he was sitting by the window and reading the report. Tang Wan still felt a little embarrassed. When he got closer, he felt that he would see the secrets of the other party. It seemed that it was not good not to speak. At this moment, Zong He raised his head and closed the report in his hand. Tang Wan said calmly, "I'm going back to Emperor Star tomorrow. My family situation is a bit complicated. There are some things I want to tell you in advance."

Seeing the other party's serious expression, Tang Wan's heart skipped a beat.

Zong He patted his leg and signaled: Come on, sit down.

Tang Wan: "..."