My Weapon is a Loli

Chapter 191: Eastern Invincible and Renault! My weapon is Loli

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"Here we are, Huashan Linghu Renault!" Renault cupped his fists and asked knowingly: "May I ask, brother, who is your sect? What is your name?"

Renault, who originally had the mentality of flirting with lolita, thought that Dongfang Bubai would be caught off guard by his question.

However, Dongfang Invincible is worthy of being Dongfang Invincible.

He was calm and composed, without any pause: "Being Dong and Bo Fang, there is no family or sect, just wandering around in the world."

"No way!" Renault touched the bar and looked at Dongfang Bubai: "Looking at your clothes, you don't look like someone who wanders around the world!"

"I… "

Just as Dongfang Bubai was about to explain, Renault raised his hand to stop: "Oh! Forget it! The real person will not show his face! You and I are just a chance meeting! You don't need to explain so much to me, right? "

Renault chuckled, teasing was a technical job, if it was overdone, Dongfang Bubai would be embarrassed and would not be happy to play role-playing, then he would be cheating.

Just pretend you don’t know!

"Brother Dong! Anyway, we know each other..." Renault took the opportunity to pat Dongfang Bubai Loli's shoulder and try out what Dongfang Bubai Loli feels like.

However, the astute Dongfang Bubai had already had the instinct to fight, and he dodged and avoided Renault.

Renault missed the shot and was immediately dodged, causing severe pain in his arm again.

"What's wrong?" Seeing the pained expression on Renault's face, Dongfang Bubai regretted his dodge just now and asked hurriedly: "Does it hurt again?"

"Yes!" Renault nodded with a bitter look on his face.

"What should we do?" Dongfang Bubai asked anxiously.

"Hey!" Renault smiled: "You sang very nicely just now! How about you sing for me again?"

Only then did Dongfang Bubai see through it. Renault was teasing her. She couldn't help laughing, suddenly raised her hand and knocked Renault to the ground with a punch: "You don't have a serious voice to speak!"

"Ah!" Renault was beaten to the ground and rolled over in pain. There was no mercy in this punch!

"Still pretending!? What are you pretending to do?"

"Ah! Your punch! Why was it so hard!" Renault was unhappy: "The arm was just fine! You almost caused internal injuries again!"

Dongfang Bubailuo also realized that her hand was heavy, but she also suspected that Renault was still teasing her, so she stepped forward to help Renault up: "What should I do? Or, how about I find the doctor just now? I'll give you a few more stitches. !”

"No, no! I'm scared!" Renault laughed: "I know a place that can treat my pain! Why don't you go with me?"

Dongfang Bubailuo stared at Renault, and the two looked at each other.

"Okay!" Dongfang Bubailuo looked into Renault's eyes and finally agreed.

"Okay?" Renault laughed, now he has an appointment with Dongfang Bubai! Thinking about it, I’m really a little nervous!

If you were on Earth, when you wanted to date a girl, you would usually go to a coffee shop, a bar, or something like that. This is ancient times, so naturally you would have to go to a hotel.

Oh, of course, hotels in ancient times were slightly different from those on Earth. There were no big beds or anything like that.

In ancient times, hotels were places for drinking.

Renault finally met Dongfang Bubai, but he could still let her run away

Have a drink! Let’s talk about it! Maybe we can become allies in the future!

Moreover, as a lolicon, Reno also sincerely feels that although Dongfang Bubai is powerful, he is also a bit pitiful!

I'm afraid, except for herself who she met in disguise and wearing a mask, no one else could have a pleasant conversation with her.

In other words, now that Dongfang Bubai has disguised himself, he has released many of the shackles of the Demon Cult leader. Normally, even if Dongfang Bubai thought Renault was interesting, he would not go drinking with Renault.

It was already late at night.

The deserted streets have long been deserted, and the big red flag with "Piaoxiang Winery" written on it is still fluttering in the night breeze.

The hotel has already closed its doors.

Only the plaque still lies there.

"Bang, bang, bang!" Renault knocked on the door knocker: "Boss! Someone is here to buy wine!"

Dongfang Bubai followed Renault, folded his arms, stopped at the door, and snorted: "What magic elixir did I use at that time! It turned out to be drinking?"

"Smart." Dongfang Bubai nodded: "Wine can break away sorrow, and drunkenness can forget pain."

"However, this wine shop is closed." Dongfang Bubai looked at Renault unconvinced: "I wonder how you are going to buy wine?"

"Huh huh." Renault smiled: "Use money to buy wine! How boring! What a secret to drinking! It's so deep!"

"What?" Dongfang Bubai stared at Renault: "You want to steal it?"

"Robbing? That's a fool's method!" Renault chuckled: "Come on, come on! Help me get the roof off! I have injuries on my body, so I won't show off my Qinggong!"

"Send you to the roof?" Dongfang Bubai was stunned. He looked at Renault and then the roof, thinking.

"Ah! Don't hesitate!" Renault suddenly slapped Dongfang Bubai's butt: "That's how life is! You're bohemian!"

"You!" Dongfang Bubai glared at Renault.

"What's wrong? Brother?" Renault laughed secretly, don't you like to pretend to be a man? You're speechless with all this money!

Say it! The feel of Oriental Invincible Rose! It really is!

bouncy!

Ahem!

"Let's go, let's go!" Renault continued to encourage Dongfang Bubai.

Dongfang Bubai had already decided that he had to dress up in disguise, and he would not fall out easily if he said the same thing. He endured the slap on the butt, put his arms around Renault's waist, and "Whoosh!", the two of them flew up to the roof!

On the roof! Renault and Dongfang Invincible sat together!

Renault has started to lift the roof!

"Huh!" Dongfang Bubai laughed unconvinced again: "I thought it was a gentleman's behavior, but it turns out it's not robbing..."

"Is it stealing?" As he said that, Dongfang Bubai smiled.

"Steal?" Renault smiled: "Stealing is so boring! We want to play! Just do something difficult! Technical work!"

Renault said, taking out a super long straw from his arms! This thing was originally meant for lazy people, for drinking orange juice while lying on the bed. Renault just bought it for fun, and never thought it would be put to use.

Renault opened the tile roof and stretched the straw in. The long tube was so weak that it finally penetrated the wine can.

Renault smoked and smoked until he was out of drink for a long time.

"Hmph." Dongfang Bubai smiled again: "It's so high, how can you possibly suck it up without using your internal strength?"

Renault perked up when he heard this: "Brother, you really know your stuff! Hahaha! Come on, let me take a sip for you?"

Renault said and handed over the straw.

Dongfang Bubailuo looked at the harmless smile on Renault's face, and then looked at the straw that Renault had just sucked on. It was still wet. Dongfang Bubai hesitated and refused.

Dongfang Bubai smiled faintly: "It's rare for me to be happy today, and I want you to see how I drink."