The man wore a single ponytail and a yellow Taoist nun robe. He was leaning handsomely in front of the shop. With such a posture, he wanted to pull Yilin over to the wall immediately! Wall bang! Another wall-dong!
"Yilin!" the man said: "Guess who I am!"
"You...you are...?" The innocent Yilin looked at the guy, who was wearing a Monkey King mask with a white background and red cheeks. For a moment, Yilin couldn't remember who it was.
"Me!... I am your master!" Tian Boguang puffed up his chest.
"No! Your voice! It's not the master!" The innocent Yi Lin was actually kept in the dark.
"Oh! By the way! I had a cold yesterday, so this sound is a bit strange!"
"No! Then why did your body suddenly become smaller?"
"Ah? Ah! Ah? Oh, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, don't you see? I don't look good today, it's all because I made a mistake in practicing! Even my body has shrunk in size!" Tian Boguang coughed several times. , start talking nonsense.
I am afraid that only the simple little nun Yilin would frown at such a ridiculous statement and think about it carefully for a long time.
"Still thinking! What are you thinking! You are still not polite when you see me! I am going to your uncle Liu's hand-washing meeting now! If you are still so rude then, won't you lose face to me, Hengshan?" The villain Tian Boguangluo, In order to let the innocent Yi Lin enter the trap early, the process of deception was accelerated. Please enter the URL in lowercase letters: Нёǐуапge.сОМ to watch the latest and fastest chapter
However! Such deception!
It’s so crazy to be so naive and cute! Only then will you believe it!
"Forget it! I won't punish you this time! Why don't you follow me to attend your Uncle Liu's hand-washing meeting?"
"oh!"
The naive Yi Lin was actually deceived by such a shockingly weak and stupid deception! Taking small steps, he followed Tian Boguang obediently!
After walking a few steps, Tian Boguang, the Taoist nun pretending to be a Taoist nun, touched her stomach and said, "Ouch, your master, I'm a little hungry."
"Let's go! Let's go to the restaurant in front, have a drink and eat some meat! Let's open a small room... Ahaha!..."
"Huh?" Tian Boguang took two steps and found that Xiao Yilin had stopped. He quickly turned back: "What's wrong? Why don't you follow the master?"
"You are not my master!" Xiao Yilin picked up the sword: "My master doesn't know how to drink wine and eat meat! Tell me who you are! Otherwise!"
When Tian Boguang saw Yilin holding the sword, he thought the little nun was about to take action.
Unexpectedly, Yilin hesitated for a while before speaking: "Otherwise! Otherwise I will leave!"
"Ah ha ha ha!" Tian Boguang laughed out loud: "Ah! You are such a cute little beauty!"
Tian Boguang smiled: "We are destined to meet you thousands of miles away!"
With that said, Tian Boguang took off the Monkey King mask with a white background and red cheeks.
This appearance made Yi Lin pale with fright! He took several steps back!
However, the more Tian Boguangluo saw that Yilin was scared, the more interesting she became. She laughed and gave Yilin a wink: "Little beauty! It's me! Did you miss me?"
Tian Boguangluo was a lang. As she spoke, she could no longer bear her temper. She took two steps forward and raised her hand to stir up Yilin's hair.
"Don't! Don't come here!" Yi Lin cried out in fright. She held a sword in her little hand and tried to resist Tian Boguang: "Come here again! I'm going to shout!"
"You scream, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you."
Tian Bo Guangluo was an expert in Qinggong. With just a slight exertion of his feet, he had already ducked behind Yilin, hugged Yilin, put his mouth close to Yilin's ear, and exhaled hot breath: "I used to be as simple as you." , but people always have to grow up. Instead of letting those stinky men teach you and hurt you, it is better to let my sister teach you. "
"You! I don't even understand what you're saying! But my master said! Be kind to others! It's endless fun!" Yilin, who was so innocent and stupid, was still trying to persuade Tian Boguang: "You'd better use the butcher knife!"
"Is it endless fun?" Tian Boguang laughed and sniffed Yilin's neck; "I can also make you have endless fun!"
Yilin was stunned, fascinated by the profound and mysterious words "the joy is endless", and her simple mind had not yet figured it out.
"How about! You try too!?"
"Let's see if it's my sister's endless joy, or your master's endless joy?"
Although Xiao Yilin didn't quite understand it, she knew from Tian Boguang's evil smile that it was not a good thing!
"You! You are shameless!" Xiao Yilin flicked her sleeves; "I'm leaving!"
Even if Xiao Yilin ran away, let alone running, she was no match for Tian Boguang's Qinggong. She was grabbed by Tian Boguang after only a few steps.
Tian Boguangluo was very strong and held Xiao Yilin's neck like a puppy: "Hey? Be good, don't move! Otherwise, I will take off your clothes on the street in full view of everyone." I'll expose you and make you look embarrassed in front of others."
"How dare you!" Xiao Yilin was extremely scared! Even gentleness has turned into coquettishness.
"I don't dare? What don't I dare to do? You understand the situation! I'm a bad guy! What don't I dare to do?" Tian Boguang laughed: "You don't believe it? If you don't believe it, why don't you try it?"
"me… "
How dare the innocent Xiao Yilin try it! Being held up by the back of the neck like a puppy, Tian Boguang curled up his little head and glanced at Tian Boguang. When he saw Tian Boguang's evil eyes, he quickly shrank his head away.
"Okay! Okay! Come with me to drink and eat meat! Let's go!"
Tian Boguang said, picked up Yilin and left.
"Monks! Monks don't drink alcohol and eat meat!"
It is simply not afraid of death. Even if Yilin is scared, she still has to resist!
"Master said it! Wine is fishy! Meat is smelly! I don't want to eat it!"
"Oh?" Tian Boguang said happily: "Has your master ever drank wine or eaten meat?"
Xiao Yilin shook her head angrily: "Of course not!"
"Then how does she know that the wine is fishy and the meat is smelly?" Tian Boguang touched the bar: "Oh oh oh! I know! She must have eaten it secretly! That's easy to say, since she can eat it secretly ! You can eat it too!”
"Let's go! I love watching little nuns drinking and eating meat!"
"No! I don't want it! I don't want it... No!... "
Yilin struggled hard in Tian Boguang's arms, but couldn't break free at all. Finally, Tian Boguang pulled her into the restaurant...
When the figures of Tian Boguang and Yilin disappeared at the door of the restaurant, Renault and the others also walked out of the alley.
"Reno! Just look at that bad guy like this! Are you bullying that little lolita!" Little Qianxun clenched her pink fist and said, "Hit him! Have you forgotten your dignity as a lolita control?"
Renault: "..."
Who among us is the lolicon? Why are you more excited than me, Mao!
"Although it is very inhumane, if we don't follow the plot and rescue Yilin in advance, then Yilin will definitely not be grateful, and I'm afraid the Hengshan sect will also be affected later."
"As long as you don't cross the bottom line, just be patient for now!" Renault frowned.
Just as Renault finished speaking, his eyes that had been falling in front of the hotel door were suddenly attracted by two figures!