My Weapon is a Loli

Chapter 20: What about the moral integrity you promised!

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"Where did I say it? Oh, yes, this is a live broadcast." The old fairy man stroked his white beard: "For us "travelers", ordinary people's TV programs are really unattractive. "

"As you know, we are a minority in human society, and our identities cannot even be exposed, so it is simply unrealistic to change the TV station's programs. So we have no choice but to start our own program that belongs to us "travelers"! "

At this point, the old fairy patted Reno on the head: "Boy, you are so lucky! You were selected as our first guest."

"Guest?"

"That's right, they are participants." The old fairy smiled: "This is a "reality show" program, and the protagonists are three "travelers". Under the gaze of all the time travelers watching the show, you will enter Different story dungeons are held in competitions, and the rankings are determined based on a series of judgments such as the "completeness" of the story dungeon and "conquering the protagonist". "

"It's really interesting for us to watch you young newcomers take risks in the story dungeon and re-experience the feeling that we could die at any time."

Interesting about your sister! Renault was unable to complain. He is going to die at any time, so he is absolutely crazy! Anyway, it’s not you who died!

"Stop complaining." The old fairy has already read Renault's thoughts: "Since it is a reality show, it cannot be absolutely safe."

The face of the old fairy suddenly darkened: "In other words, although you are lucky to be one of the three guests in the first issue, this may also be your last life experience, because you are more likely to die from it. ”

As the old fairy said, she put her hand into her arms and groped...

"Here! This is the invitation!"

Renault took a piece of paper and read it for three seconds...

"Oh no! Your invitation letter just means signing a "certificate of life and death"! When you invite guests to your program, the ones you invite are groundbreaking! "

Renault complained, but his body was unable to resist at all.

The fairy old man pressed Renault's head with his left hand, picked up Renault's middle finger with his right hand, dipped it in the red mud, and pressed his fingerprints on the life and death figure.

After finishing the work, the old fairy clapped her hands happily: "Okay, now I feel relieved."

"I don't know how worried you are!" Renault struggled to sit up: "You don't feel relieved until I sign the life and death certificate. If you do this, I don't feel at ease at all!"

"I can refuse..."

Before Renault finished speaking, a gleaming sword was already placed on his neck: "What did you say? As people get older, their ears can no longer hear clearly?"

Feeling the coolness of the blade on his neck, Renault swallowed: "I mean, how could I refuse!"

"Very good!" The old fairy retracted the knife, turned around and left, waving her hand back: "Go back and prepare, we will start tomorrow! Also, don't make any guesses about my relationship with your mentor Cynthia."

"Yes, I am Cynthia's mentor, your ancestor! Young man!"

"This is all because Cynthia requested me, so I reluctantly agreed to invite you." The old fairy man left and left Renault with his back, while complaining: "Otherwise, you think I will choose you! You bronze-level scumbag!"

"..."

Renault couldn't bear it anymore. Damn it, who do you think is willing to be chosen by you? Stinky old man!

And my mentor is really a witch from hell! Did you just throw yourself into some reality show where you could die at any moment? Are you sure he wasn't sent by the dean to clean up the house

"Wait a minute!" Renault suddenly remembered something: "You guy! At least give me your phone back!"

"Bang!" Renault threw the life-and-death status to the ground: "Damn it! You have two copies of this life-and-death status, you really think it's a "contract"! "

"People who are forced to sign a life and death certificate will not protect the life and death certificate at all. Instead, they will pray that the life and death certificate will be destroyed!"

Renault didn't care about the life or death situation lying on the ground, turned around and left. He wanted to buy supper quickly and go back, and then discuss countermeasures with the two scammers...

"Ding!"

The moment Renault turned around and left...

came a kind voice.

"Young traveler..."

Renault covered his face in pain, knowing what was going to happen next without looking.

Sure enough, a light shone in front of his eyes.

An old man wearing a fairy costume! Floating in mid-air! The whole body exudes a faint light, and the fairy costume with fluttering ribbons is incompatible with the white beard!

Come again!

Isn’t it really shameful to dress like this? Hey!

"Young traveler..." The kind old man in fairy clothes said slowly: "Did you drop this golden death symbol or this silver death symbol?"

"..."

"I'll kill your sister!"

"Boy! You can't throw away this certificate of life and death!" The old fairy smiled kindly: "We are all reasonable people. When we record programs, we are all about fairness and voluntariness. If you throw away this certificate of life and death, Then we may be misunderstood by the audience as forced guests!”

"..."

"Hey, what did you say?" Renault picked his ears: "Fair? Voluntary? Where is it? Why didn't I see it! Is it invisible?"

"What can the audience misunderstand

"You were forced to do so!"

At first, Renault thought that the old fairy was going to explain something and say a few words that were not painful.

Never imagined… …

This smelly old man actually narrowed his eyes and shrugged arrogantly, looking like he was "bite me"!

Yaoshou! I have seen thick-skinned people, but I have never seen such a thick-skinned person!

"Hey! At least give me your phone back!"

The fairy old man lowered his head and looked at the timer: "Oh, well, it just so happens that there is still a little time to record this episode, so I will record with you for a while."

"Ding!"

The white light flashed past again...

The fairy old man slowly raised his left and right hands, only to see that the two gold and silver life and death figures in his hands had long disappeared, replaced by...

Two mobile phones! A ball of golden light! A ball of silver light!

It seems to be made of pure gold and pure silver!

Very tempting.

An idea flashed through Renault's head, flashing like lightning. Renault didn't dare to think carefully. He was worried that the old fairy would see through his heart.

"Are you sure you are recording a show?" Renault asked tentatively: "Then, what I dropped was not these two mobile phones, but just an ordinary mobile phone..."

According to the development of the story of "The Woodcutter and the River God", when Renault said that what he dropped was an ordinary mobile phone, the old fairy should say at this time: "Young traveler, you are very honest. As a reward, I will give you the golden mobile phone." Heyin mobile phone is given to you!”

There are so many viewers watching TV programs and so on. No matter how shameless the old fairy is, at least there will be some trace of moral integrity left!

However… …

Renault never expected it!

"Oh? An ordinary mobile phone?" The old fairy put away the gold mobile phone and the silver mobile phone: "Then I didn't pick it up!"

Renault: "..."

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