My Weapon is a Loli

Chapter 245: do you like me? My weapon is Loli

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Feng Qingyang didn't say anything, but Dongfang Bubai chuckled; "I came to see you! By the way, I fulfilled my agreement. I didn't expect that you were really imprisoned like this. Then I had to bring the fat chicken and the wine. , come to reward you?"

"However, I didn't expect that when I came here, I would meet this old man who is proficient in swordsmanship." Dongfang Bubai snorted: "Is he your Grand Master Uncle?"

"Ah ha ha ha!" Renault touched his head, feeling a little bitter. If Feng Qingyang knew Dongfang Bubai's identity, then the fight between these two bosses would be a nightmare.

"Nuo'er." Feng Qingyang frowned and looked at Renault: "Is this really the case?"

"Yes..." Renault forced a smile.

"Or what?" Dongfang Bubai glanced at Feng Qingyang arrogantly: "You have made the food cold! You are not allowed to eat it for a while!"

"Hey!" Renault put his hand on Dongfang Bubai's shoulder: "Please, my Grand Master Uncle is an expert and a senior, don't talk like this."

"Forget it!" Feng Qingyang raised his hand: "Since we are friends, there is nothing to say."

Feng Qingyang glanced at Dongfang Bubai: "Boy, I have no appetite. I can't afford your food."

"You guys talk. I'm going to rest." Feng Qingyang said and left.

Renault hurriedly stopped him: "Uncle Taishi! My friend is joking with you! Don't take it to heart!"

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As soon as he finished speaking, Feng Qingyang turned into a white shadow and quickly disappeared into the mountains.

"Hmph!" Dongfang Bubai pouted his red lips: "Your Grand Master Uncle is quite interesting!"

Renault: "..."

"How funny! You almost made him angry!" Renault covered his face.

"I'm not afraid of him." Dongfang Bubai chuckled: "He can't threaten me. I can't threaten him either. Neither of us is afraid of the other."

"Okay, okay! You are great, you are great!" Renault was speechless. He was a big boss, powerful and willful.

I just hope that Grandpa Feng Qingyang will not run away in the future. I have just learned the Dugu Nine Swords once, and there are still many things that I need guidance from Grandpa Feng Qingyang.

"Well! Forget it. You look pretty. Let me forgive you for now." Renault chuckled, lifted the rice bowl with his left hand, and hugged Dongfang Bubai with his right hand: "Let's go, Brother Dong! Let's go into the cave and drink!"

Inside the cave, on a stone table, Renault and Dongfang Bubai sat opposite each other.

Renault had already taken out the food and wine from the rice basket.

"Ah! Your roast chicken is missing a chicken leg!" Reno: "..."

Dongfang Invincible stares at Renault...

Renault: "..."

"Ahem! I was sleeping just now. I heard the sound of fighting and noise outside, and then I went out..."

Dongfang Bubai chuckled: "Then you went out and found this roast chicken?"

"..." Renault: "Ahem! Well! Don't care about these details!"

"Come on! Drink and drink!" Renault filled Dongfang Bubai's glass with wine.

After the two drank a few bowls of wine, their cheeks were slightly flushed.

Everyone gets drunk without being drunk. Sometimes, the drink only brings a slight dizziness, but the real drunkenness is the heart.

Dongfang Bubai put his chin in his hands, sat on the stone table, and looked at the wine bowl in front of him: "Let me tell you! You men are not good things!"

"Ah! Why did Mao suddenly say this?" Renault chuckled and touched his butt: "Then you are not a man?"

Dongfang Bubai was stunned and snorted: "Don't change the subject! Let me ask you! You clearly have your little junior sister, why do you still want to seduce that little nun? Do you really like her?"

"Little nun?" Renault frowned: "Oh, Xiao Yilin! She is indeed silly, innocent, and quite cute. What's wrong with her?"

"Wait! What do you mean I seduced her?" Renault took a bite of the roast chicken depressedly: "When have I ever seduced a woman? Always! Ahem! Hmm..."

"That little nun is so obsessed with you that she doesn't think about food or food all day long. She doesn't sleep day and night. She doesn't even forget about food and sleep while reciting sutras. It's like you gave her a pot of ecstasy. Now she thinks about you wholeheartedly."

"No! I have nothing to do with her!" Renault touched Ba: "But by the way, you know so well about Mao. Brother Dong! You couldn't have gone to spy on the little nun!"

"Ah ha ha ha! Brother Dong is indeed not an ordinary person! This hobby! I appreciate it!"

"Hmph!" Dongfang Bubai waved his sleeves: "I just had nothing to do, and happened to go to burn incense and met her. I got to know her a little bit by the way. Don't overthink it."

"No, no! How could I think too much! Hehe!"

Dongfang Bubai: "..."

"So..." Dongfang Bubai bit his lip: "You really... like her?"

"I like her!" Renault nodded: "She is beautiful, cute, and pitiful. She is silly and innocent. Any man will like her! Not to mention men, even Tian Boguang likes her!"

Dongfang Invincible: "..."

"Hey, why did your face suddenly turn gray!" Renault stood up, walked to Dongfang Bubai, and put his arm on Dongfang Bubai's shoulders: "But, that's just like it, it's of no use! If she is My sister, I like her too. Do you understand what I mean? "

"Well, you may not understand." Renault touched his cheek and said an ancient-style saying: "Just as I love your beauty in my heart, how can I pretend that all four things are empty?"

"Like is just like. There is nothing to escape. But liking is just like. There is no use in it."

"Wait!" Dongfang Bubai frowned: "Did you just say that you love my beauty in your heart?"

Renault: "...I'm just, giving you an example..."

"Example? Are you teasing me?"

Renault was immediately startled. He wisely took out a chestnut and raised it above his head: "No! I mean, I raised a chestnut!"

"Are you hungry? How about I peel a chestnut for you to eat! Stir-fried with sugar!"

Dongfang Invincible: "..."

"Well! In short, what I mean is that you can deceive your own mouth and others, but you can't deceive your own heart. If you like it, you just like it."

Renault nodded: "Yeah. That's it."

"Then do you like me?" A subtle blush flashed across Dongfang Bubai's cheeks.

"..." Renault was silent for three seconds: "I like it!"

"But I'm a man!"

Renault: "..."

Are you fucking kidding me or playing with me? How to answer this!

"Then I don't like it!"

"What if I were a woman?"