"What if I were a woman?"
"... I like it! If you were a woman, you would definitely be beautiful."
"But!...I can't like you!"
Renault: "... What did you say? I didn't hear you?"
Dongfang Bubai snorted: "I mean, as your brother, I have to help you get something big for your life! You see that little nun likes you so much, and you don't hate her, so why don't I do something beautiful? ?”
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't make trouble!" Renault frowned: "Just help me explain to her clearly. I don't have any wrong thoughts about her. I saved her because I just thought she was cute, oh, Of course, there are some other ideas that I can’t tell you, but I promise, it’s definitely not the kind of relationship between men and women!”
"real?"
"Really! What? You don't believe it?"
"Hmph!" Dongfang Bubai's arrogant curled his lips: "Which of us men is not fastidious, can you believe what he says?"
"Well! Forget it if you don't believe it! I don't expect you to believe me!" Renault sighed.
"I don't care! I'm going to take you up the mountain to see her now." Dongfang Bubai stretched out his hand to grab Renault, but Renault was so frightened that he even dropped his chicken legs.
Renault took five steps back: "Hey! What are you doing! You are not a matchmaker or the little nun's mother. Even if you fall in love with me, there is no need to be so anxious!"
"I have to quickly match you up with the little nun! Otherwise!" Dongfang Bubai frowned, approached step by step, and finally pushed Renault against the wall: "You will affect my mood!"
Renault was knocked against the wall by Dongfang Bubai, and he sighed: "Hey, can't you! How can I affect you, Blackwood Cliff, if I'm thinking about it here? How come I don't know if I'm so powerful!"
Dongfang Bubai: "..."
"I don't care! I want to take you to the mountains! I still have things to do. I must kill you first."
"Then I don't care!" Renault chuckled: "Anyway, I don't want to go see the nun! If you don't, just kill me!"
"Come on! Come on, kill me!" Renault stepped forward step by step, but Dongfang Bubai was forced to step back step by step.
"Come on! Come on! Whether you want to wait for me to climb the mountain by myself, or take a dead Reno Mountain with you, you can choose for yourself! Come on!"
Dongfang Bubai: "You..."
"Ah! Stop playing! Brother Dong!" Renault patted Dongfang Bubai's arm, sat back on the stone table, picked up a piece of roast chicken and threw it into his mouth: "I drank the wine and ate the food. Yes. Well, it’s getting late! You should go back too!”
"If you want to see me again in the future, I'm always welcome!" Renault smiled evilly while drinking and eating meat.
"..."
After Dongfang Bubai was silent for a moment, he smiled, walked to the stone bed in the cave, and lay down.
"Hey, Brother Dong, you really know how to play! What are you trying to do!"
"Oh? Then I won't force you." Dongfang Bubai lay on the bed and smiled: "If you stay away from the mountain for a day, I will sleep here for a day."
"As long as you stay away, I will always sleep here."
Seeing Renault's surprised expression, Dongfang Bubai chuckled: "I'll give you a choice. Do you agree with me sleeping here? Or can't you bear it, and do it yourself?"
"Aha! Brother Dong, your method of threatening me is really powerful!" Renault gave a thumbs up: "I admire it! I admire it!"
Renault touched Baha and laughed. If Dongfang Bubai was a man, Renault might really have to go to hell on his own.
However! This guy is a beautiful, arrogant, domineering and yet cute loli!
If you don’t sleep, you won’t sleep for nothing! Renault rubbed his hands: "Well! Brother Dong is a man anyway! We are all good brothers! I don't mind!"
"Then I will... Smecta!"
When Renault started to take off his clothes, Dongfang Bubai snorted: "By the way! This bed is too small! You can sleep on the floor! If I find you sneaking up at night, I will..."
Dongfang Bubai shook his pink fist and said, "You can't beat me."
Renault was dumbfounded: "..."
"Okay, okay! You are awesome! Go to sleep, go to sleep!" Renault sighed and lay down on the dirt. It's getting late, I can't sleep.
However! This is the top of a very high mountain! The cold temperature at night was so chilling! Moreover, the cave is open and there is no insulation measure at all.
Without a quilt, sleeping on the dirt floor would be a torment.
Renault tossed and turned, not knowing how long it took in the dark night before he fell asleep. There was silence in the cave, only the flames were beating.
Dongfang Bubai slept for a short while, suddenly woke up, opened his eyes, and suddenly felt something was wrong.
She turned her head and saw a man sleeping next to her! No one else! It's Renault!
Renault was sleeping soundly facing Dongfang Bubai. Even when he was asleep, Renault still had a bad smile on his face, drooling, and wondered what kind of strange dream he was having.
"You!" Dongfang Bubai hurriedly sat up, checked his chest protector, lifted the quilt and pushed Renault awake: "Why are you sleeping next to me!"
Renault rubbed his eyes in confusion: "Huh? It's too cold on the ground. I don't know why I climbed up..."
"It's okay, it's okay! Don't worry, I won't touch you, I just want a quilt..." Renault yawned and curled up on the bed: "Go to sleep..."
How could Dongfang Bubai endure it? He pulled Renault up from the bed and stared at Renault: "I'm not used to sleeping with others."
Renault's eyes were bleary: "Hey, there is only one bed here and it's so cold. Do you really have the heart to let me sleep on the ground? Let's just make do with it..."
After saying this, Renault fell asleep and was pulled up by Dongfang Bubai's ears.
"It hurts, it hurts!"
Dongfang Bubai was domineering and angry: "We can't give in! Get out!"
"I'm sorry, the user you called has fallen asleep. Please talk again later..." Renault ignored Dongfang Bubai and continued to fall asleep. Dongfang Bubai said: "..."
Dongfang Bubai was really speechless, she had never been so powerless. If it had been anyone else, Dongfang Bubai would have been slapped away long ago. But this Renault is really reluctant to give up.
"Okay!" Dongfang Bubai wrapped himself in a quilt and went to bed: "I would rather freeze to death than sleep with pigs!"
"You called me a pig?" Renault became drowsy.
"What? Angry? Come and hit me?"
“I’m not angry, I’m not angry, but Pig, please give the quilt back to him!”
"..." Dongfang Bubai: "... If you don't pay it back! You won't pay it back! Come and beat me!"
"Hmph!" Dongfang Bubai wrapped himself in a quilt and sat in the corner of the cave: "Can you beat me?"