My Weapon is a Loli

Chapter 255: Blue Phoenix, my weapon is Loli

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"My name is Lan Fenghuang! I am the leader of the Five Poison Sect. I usually like to study poisons. A few days ago, I finally developed a strange poison. I was so happy that I slipped and drank it myself..."

"but I… … "

"But I can't untie it at all!" Lan Fenghuang looked happy, with tears in his eyes: "The poison I prepared is really powerful!"

Renault couldn't help but complain, "Fuck, this woman is really a middle-aged girl!" I don’t know what’s going on with your sudden and inexplicable feeling of happiness! Even though he was about to be played to death by himself, he still had tears in his eyes! It’s so weird!

Speaking of Blue Phoenix, Renault suddenly remembered something.

It seems that in Xiaoao Jianghu, charming and arrogant people, Qianjiao Baimei and so on, beauties and so on are quite famous. He is one of Linghu Chong's many younger brothers.

"Okay! Then what." Renault sighed, where is the beautiful girl that we promised!

"Because I'm poisoned! That's why I'm so ugly! So I must cure myself! Then I came to the Central Plains to look for famous doctors. Finally, I finally found a doctor named Ping Yizhi. He was willing to detoxify me, but the condition was that I collect some famous swords."

"The only thing I need now is your master's sword! I've got it all together! You must help me! Handsome guy!"

"I'll go! You think you're collecting Dragon Balls! If you collect them all, you can make a wish! Help you with your appearance or something?" Renault covered his face: "Okay. I can help you, but the condition is that you will be my little brother in the future. , Oh, of course, there is another premise, that is, after you are cured, you will not be too ugly..." Please read the novel title + Heiyan*ge to watch the fastest chapter for free without pop-up windows.

This last condition won Tian Boguang's approval. Tian Boguang nodded repeatedly: "That makes sense!"

"Come here and detoxify me first." Renault didn't hesitate and directly used Lan Phoenix as his little brother.

"Yes, yes!" Lan Fenghuang nodded repeatedly, neatly took out the antidote and poured it to Renault.

"Ah!" Renault took the antidote and stretched. It has been some time since he entered the dungeon.

Now that my martial arts skills are high and I have found some sense of accepting a younger brother, it is time to strike while the iron is hot.

"Let's go! Don't worry about anything! Fill your stomach first! Follow me, and if nothing else, there will be meat to eat!" Renault said, leading the two younger brothers to the big restaurant.

In the large restaurant, a luxurious feast had already been served, and Tian Boguang and Lan Fenghuang were salivating. Renault just smiled: "Eat!"

While the three of them were eating, Renault asked a few questions.

"It's a flat finger. I know a little bit about it." Renault thought about it.

"He has superb medical skills. No matter what kind of difficult or complicated disease he is, as long as he agrees to treat it, there is nothing he cannot cure. However, this man has a weird temper. He always says that people in this world have their destiny. If he keeps saving people, they will die. There will be less and less.”

Although very superstitious, this is indeed the memory of Ping Yi Zhi in Renault's head: "So, if he saves one person, he must kill one person to make up for it, and if he kills one person, he must also save one person to make up for it. number."

"Yeah, yeah!" Lan Fenghuang nodded repeatedly while chewing on the chicken leg, agreeing with Renault's words.

Tian Boguang also had a grumpy mouth: "This man is so strange! Is his medical skill really that great? Why is it called Ping Yi Zhi? Doesn't he only have one finger? Hahaha!"

"No, no, no!" Lan Fenghuang hurriedly defended: "Although Doctor Ping's ten fingers are a bit short! But one is a lot! The reason why he is called one finger is because he kills people and they die just by clicking one finger! He To save someone, all it takes is one finger and a pulse!"

"Tch! I think his name is just bragging! Killing people and saving people is also bragging!" Tian Boguang shook his head: "I don't believe it. Let him hit me! I'll see if he can hit it! I stabbed him with my backhand. It’s just flat without fingers!”

"Haha." Renault smiled: "That makes sense. However, who dares to fight with him? No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you may not be proficient in medical skills. Who can guarantee that you will never be sick or injured? You will never come to him for medical treatment. ?”

"Yeah, yeah!" Lan Phoenix held the bone in his mouth and nodded sharply, agreeing with Renault's statement.

"But! For Pingyi Zhi, isn't the condition that you kill someone for him?" Renault frowned and looked at Lan Phoenix: "Since it's a rule, why don't you kill someone for him, but you are looking for a famous sword?"

"Uh!" Lan Fenghuang suddenly froze, stopped chewing, and almost choked to death on the bone: "Ahem! Doctor Ping said that my current appearance is too ugly! When he was treating me, he would inevitably see, When I think about it, I feel sick. It’s too easy for me to only kill one person, so I’m asked to collect six famous swords... "

"Hahahahaha!"

Renault and Tian Boguang laughed at the same time. Firstly, it was because Lan Phoenix looked really disgusting now, which resonated. Secondly, Ping Yizhi’s reason was interesting. Thirdly, this Blue Phoenix actually said that he was disgusting without any hesitation. Somewhat cute.

"Why are you laughing! What are you laughing at! You!" Lan Fenghuang snorted: "When she is normal! But she is very beautiful! A flower from Miaojiang!"

"Pfft!" The drink Renault just drank sprayed all over Tian Boguang's face: "A flower from Miaojiang?"

"Hey! Brat!" The innocent Tian Boguang was sprayed in the face and touched his face; "It's a joke, don't get me!"

"Okay! Let me tell you first, which swords have you found?" Renault began to think about these ancient swords.

"Tianhe Sword, Abi Sword, Taiyi Donghuang Sword, Songwen Cobalt Ingot Sword, and Wanzi Duoluo Sword."

"Oh? Not bad!" Renault chuckled: "Hurry up and show me!"

Lan Fenghuang did not hesitate and did as Renault said. Five famous swords were placed on the table, flashing with restrained murderous intent.

The five swords are all good swords, but Renault's eyes finally fell on the "Tara Sword". The murderous intention was obviously the last, but it was also the most attractive to Renault. There seemed to be an inexplicable mutual attraction.

"Ten Thousand-Character Dora Sword? Swastika Dora Sword?" Renault frowned: "Just hearing the name makes me feel awkward!"

Renault picked up the Ten Thousand Characters Dora Sword. It was fiery red in appearance. The sword grid was in the shape of flames. The sword was long and thin. The center of the sword was slightly bluish-purple, which was weird. The overall shape was like a burning flame, and it was very powerful! Show off your edge!

"Okay! I will keep this sword for you!"

Blue Phoenix; "..."

"Oh! Forgot! There are four more, so I'll collect them for you by the way!"

Lan Fenghuang: "..."

Looking at Lan Fenghuang who was hesitant to speak, Renault suddenly felt a little unbearable: "Don't worry! Since you believe in me so much, I will definitely cure you, and then..."

Renault chuckled: "Then I will ask you to be my little brother!"