My Weapon is a Loli

Chapter 61: Also drunk

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The second sister stepped forward with a vigorous step, stretched out her knife and hit Zhang Fei on the back of the neck with a "Pack!" sound. Zhang Fei fainted immediately and fell down on the table, but his red lips were still pouting in ecstasy! Waiting for feeding and looking forward to the feeling of sucking!

"Young man! Don't panic! My third sister! You are so generous!" Guan Yu said while stroking his long beard.

So bold, your sister! I almost got into a drunken mess! That's too much generosity!

Well! But having said that, Renault stood on the table and looked at Guan Yu. He was indeed the second brother. Even if he turned into a woman, he seemed to be very reliable!

Guan Yu didn't say much, and kept pouring "the best vodka" from the wine bowl in his hand.

Drink bowl after bowl!

Renault was silently praising the second sister for her good drinking ability, but the second sister didn't have any drunken blush on her face, but instead...

On the contrary, it is getting whiter! With his pale face and slightly gray lips, he didn't look like he was okay!

"Hey! Second brother! You drank so hard, are you okay? Are you really okay!?"

The second sister looked determined and raised her right hand to stop Renault: "Don't panic!"

As she spoke, the second sister suddenly drank the remaining half of the bowl of wine and lay down on the wine table with a "pop" sound, her face pale and foaming at the mouth...

"I'll wipe it!" Renault was so shocked that his mouth dropped to the table: "It's okay! Pretending to be as if nothing had happened, in fact, you have been suffering from inner pain and your body has been weak. Hey! How can the second brother be so strong and face-conscious? Something happened!”

"Aren't you just pretending to be patient by scraping your bones and healing your wounds?"

Renault covered his face, there was really nothing he could do against these two drunken idiots!

The promised Three Kingdoms generals Guan Yu and Zhang Fei!

I think of the second brother Guan Yu, who was defeated in Maicheng, ah no, he rode through five passes alone and killed six generals, one thousand as a rider! Zhang Fei from Xiangyan shouted angrily at Changbanpo, which shocked Xia Houjie to the point of splitting his liver and gallbladder, causing him to fall off his horse and die!

What a fierce general! It can be summed up in a famous saying: "It's so scary!"

I was drunk now. I traveled to the Three Kingdoms, which was not pure at all, and met the cute girl Liu Guanzhang. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei turned into cute girls, and they looked unreliable at all!

As for this Liu Bei and so on...

"Ah!" Liu Bei's sister stumbled to the wine table with small steps: "Second sister! Third sister! You... wuwuwu..."

Renault looked at Liu Bei who was crying, and sighed, as for this Liu Bei sister, it is completely useless!

Are you sure Lin Daiyu didn't go to the wrong set

Renault patted Whiskey's bald head and said, "Hey, stop drinking. Pick these two guys up quickly and take them to the house to sleep."

"Oh!" Whiskey drank the remaining two bottles of wine without leaving even the last drop, then stood up and carried Guan Yu and Zhang Fei on his shoulders.

Renault carefully helped Liu Bei up: "Sister Xuande! Let's go to the house to talk! Actually, I'm here to help you!"

"You are... you are here to help me..." Sister Liu Bei's tone was very hesitant: "Are you selling straw sandals!"

Renault: "..."

"You're selling your sister's straw sandals! As a protagonist, you have to have the consciousness of a protagonist! Hey, don't let the mainland unify! You're selling your sister's straw sandals!"

A speechless night!

The first ray of sunshine in the morning was steamed tiger meat. Renault chewed it carefully. In the dungeon, he finally looked like a master.

At least I can eat in peace!

A large hall with an antique feel, wooden tables, chairs and porcelain vase decorations, making it look like a rich man. This is Zhang Fei's mansion.

A large round table was placed in the center of the hall. Liu Guanzhang, Renault and a group of people sat at the table to have breakfast.

Breakfast and other items were of course made by Renault himself.

Obviously, Liu Guanzhang's favorability increased inexplicably after eating the food made by Renault, and he didn't regard Renault as a stranger at all.

Having said that, this is actually a reasonable result. In many stories, the protagonist, a roasted chicken in the wilderness, can make a girl's heart acquiesce!

The protagonist has special roast chicken skills, and Reno also has special cooking skills. New Oriental's 18th-level professional certificate or something.

Therefore, it is understandable that Liu Guanzhang's favorability level increased after eating delicious food.

While everyone was eating, Renault was thinking about future strategic matters.

After all, I have traveled here. After all, this place is not pure at all, and I have no idea what kind of dangers and sinkholes there will be.

The protagonist Liu Bei's sister seems to be of little help, but the enemy Ryuzaki and the Bell Messenger will never be lenient because of this. This is definitely a critical moment of life and death!

Three Kingdoms, what is the story of the Three Kingdoms? Speaking of the Three Kingdoms, Renault first thought of fierce generals and counselors.

Then there is the money and food beauty!

Although I thought of money, food and beauties later, if you want to recruit strong generals and advisers, you must first have money, food and beauties!

Fortunately, Zhang Fei is a small rich man and has some gold and silver in Zhuangzi.

Renault just used a few bottles of "various blues" to steal all the gold from Zhang Fei.

Moreover, Renault also has various treasures, drinks, etc. that were stolen from Ryuzaki. No matter what they are, they are worth a lot of money if sold, so gold should not be a problem.

With gold, food and grass will be relatively easy to solve.

We already have money and food, and we have Zhang Fei and Guan Yu as generals.

Of course, in addition to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, there are also two brutal thugs, Whiskey and Qianxun.

In addition to his main business of medical treatment, Misu can also make a guest appearance as a strange military commander.

As long as this impure copy of the Three Kingdoms doesn't have too many military commanders whose abilities are unparalleled, Renault will still be confident.

Of course, this kind of self-confidence is compared to ordinary generals of the Three Kingdoms.

Because Ryuzaki and the Bell Messenger are the truly terrifying enemies.

We already have generals, but as for advisers

Renault needs to play it by ear. After all, there is nothing normal here. You can’t think with common sense at all!

Will the counselor use skills? If you could just complain and beep...

Anyway! Just play it by ear!

Renault thought for a while. With strong generals and money and food, what should he do next

After a long time, Renault suddenly realized that if he had a general but no soldiers, he would be a mere commander!

What do you do when you have money? Enclose the land, train troops, and occupy the city!

After all, it was a trip to the Three Kingdoms! If I don’t occupy a city, I won’t even be able to say that I came from the Three Kingdoms!

And only by constantly occupying the city can we assist Liu Bei's sister to unify the Three Kingdoms!

Renault looked up and asked: "Sister Xuande! Is there anyone in Zhuo County who wants to sell land?"

"Yes!" Liu Bei's sister was laughing and eating tiger meat one second. After hearing about the sale of land, she covered her face and cried the next second: "Those guys sold their land and wanted to buy an official position! Wow, woe to me, the Han royal family. ah!"

Buying an official position? Renault's eyes lit up! We should buy one when we have time!

However, if the official wants to buy the land, we can't delay enclosing the land. After the land is enclosed, we need to recruit some people and train the troops.

Renault touched his chin: "How much land does the other party have? What's the price?"

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