The white smoke coming out of the red cover of "Lei Crazy Quotations" condensed into an old grandfather, with white beard and hair, blue eyes and a childlike face, wearing a bamboo hat on his head, and the word "南" written on his forehead.
Leno can also guess with his knees.
This old man is the old Nanhua immortal who gave Zhang Jiao the "Essential Art of Peace" in the original plot!
Legend has it that during the Three Kingdoms period, there were "Three Immortals of the Late Han Dynasty". One of them was the old Immortal Nanhua, and the remaining two were the "Immortal of Mystery" Zuo Ci and the "Taoist Taoist Taoist" Yu Ji.
It seems that these three legendary immortals were also used by the program team.
Grandpa Lu Zhi is not a famous general, so he naturally does not have a strong fighting ability. He is no match for the banshee Zhang Jiao.
Don't call her an opponent at all. The banshee Zhang Jiao is so high up there that Lu Zhi, an ordinary general, can't even touch her.
As Lu Zhi's apprentice, Liu Bei resolutely drew out his male and female swords, pointed his horns at the banshee in the sky, and said something in his mouth. It should be a declaration of war.
The so-called male and female swords, the left-hand female sword weighs six kilograms and forty taels, and has a blade edge of three feet and three inches. The right-hand male sword weighs seven kilograms and thirteen taels, and its blade edge is three feet and seven inches.
After all, the male and female swords are also famous weapons. They sparkle in Liu Bei's hands and seem to have been added with special effects. The left side has a faint ice glow and the right side is scorching with red flames. It seems to be endowed with a kind of "ice-fire-nine-layer-heaven". The evil special effects.
This was the first time that Renault saw Liu Bei fighting. In other words, Renault had never even thought about how Liu Bei could fight if he was so crying? The latest chapter of Black House has been updated
And dual-wielding is a superb skill. In Western stories, only "double hands" can dual-wield. The heavy sword uses the shield as a strike, and the light sword takes the opportunity to kill. It is difficult for ordinary people to control both. sword.
Renault touched his chin, Liu Bei's skillful hands, or something, could they be made of straw sandals
The banshee floated in the air with her horns stretched out, her red cloth ribbons fluttering in the wind, like an arrogant witch and devil. She stretched her horns and didn't speak, but Renault saw old Nanhua's mouth move.
To be honest, Renault has never seen an immortal before. Driven by curiosity, Renault quickly took off his earplugs to listen to what the immortal would say.
"You guys! Beep beep... beep beep... are you stupid... beep beep..."
I'm tired! Renault was shocked on the spot, he was worthy of being an immortal! It actually has built-in sound blocking!
Did he say something secret, or were they all... dirty words
really! Immortal or something! They are all informal!
What a hair!
Renault was speechless and prepared to fight.
Renault was not willing to use the thousand cavalry he had managed to raise to die.
You'll be blasted to pieces by Zhang Jiao's mouth cannon and thunder and lightning in a matter of minutes!
Lu Zhi was not stingy with his officers and soldiers, and sent out more than 10,000 people.
Zhang Jiao had 150,000 red scarf thieves, but he did not send any of his men.
She floated in the air, closed her eyes, muttered something in her mouth, and kept waving a piece of yellow paper filled with red runes in her hand. The formation seemed to be the posture of a dancing master.
But the old man Nanhua actually disappeared after cursing people. He is indeed a big shot in the world of gossip!
Renault concentrated and held his breath. This was the first time for him to see the banshee open her horns and release her skills. He was really a little nervous.
Magical lightning and so on... How are they summoned
I saw the witch Zhang Jiao, after a few breast-shaking and dancing master movements, suddenly stood up straight, and suddenly put the yellow paper charm on her mouth!
On your own lips! Say it yourself! On your own lips! On the lips! superior!
"Ouch!" A roar! The witch in the air opened her horns and sprayed out a bolt of angry thunder from her mouth, hitting the ten thousand soldiers. Suddenly, green smoke filled the air and a burning stench erupted! Countless soldiers were turned into charcoal in an instant!
I wipe it! I thought it was some high-powered skill, but it turned out to be just a mouthful! Does the show have any integrity anymore
Renault complained about the combo, and he had already taken out the stupid hair. The stupid hair in his hand was shining with golden light. It was obvious that the energy of Renault's complaining had been accumulated into a bo'er!
Renault said nothing, he only had one thought in his heart at the moment! Hurry and blast this evil banshee Zhang Jiao down from the sky!
Perhaps because of Renault's high hatred for Zhang Jiao, Renault's complaint was very successful this time, and the stupid hair in his hand turned into... in the glittering golden light...
Turned into a bazooka!
Displeased, Renault had already ignored the violation and went straight for the rocket launcher!
"Whoosh!"
The rockets that ejected smoke and fire trails flew straight towards Banshee Zhangjiao.
"Ouch!"
The banshee opened her horn and suddenly released another cannon, and the thunder and lightning spurted out instantly exploded the rocket!
Banshee Zhang Jiao's attention shifted from Liu Bei to Renault.
At this moment, the rocket launcher in Renault's hand turned into a dull weapon and was already weak.
"Oh no! What are you talking about, you stupid idiot, who is so powerful and terrifying! Did he become weak after just one shot? Hey! It's too short-lasting! Why is Mao's ability to talk? Other people's verbal cannons are sparks and lightning with unlimited endurance. ah!"
In the sound of Renault's complaints, his hair shone golden again and his cock became firm.
Renault learned from experience this time. Damn it, since weapons can only be fired once, then they might as well materialize into auxiliary things!
From the angle in front of me, the advantage is obviously the air unit! Basically no one on the ground can touch her, but the demon girl Zhang Jiao has unlimited thunder and lightning mouth cannons, it is simply a powerful turret!
If you want to kill Zhang Jue, you must first touch her. To touch her, you naturally need the ability to fly...
wing!
Angel!
Renault kept imagining angels in his mind. His eyes were closed, his brows were furrowed, and the golden light flashed in his hands: "Come on! Let's manifest the angel's wings!"
"..."
After Renault shouted, the golden light did disappear, and even Da Mao disappeared.
However, there are no wings behind him!
Is this a gross situation
Renault was stunned for a while
Suddenly there is a shadow in the sky, gradually getting bigger!
Falling rapidly!
When the distance was very close, Renault opened his mouth in surprise: "Your sister! What the hell is this huge "flying thing"!" "
In Reno's disbelieving eyes, this huge "Xiangshan" inexplicably fell from the sky like a meteorite!
Suddenly he smashed Zhang Jiao to the ground!
Everyone was stunned!
After a long time, Liu Guanzhang and Grandpa Lu Zhi looked at Renault with ambiguous smiles and gave a thumbs up.
"Hey, hey, please don't look at me like this! I don't want to! This thing is not my intention at all! My heart is very upright!" Renault was looked at by the ambiguous looks of these bastards hairy all over.
Xiangshan pressed heavily on Zhang Jiao. When Renault was surprised and knocked him to the ground, he couldn't help but sigh, this idiot looks really capable! However, why did Mao imagine an angel in his mind, but what came out was a flying thing
And the last time, I was clearly thinking of Green Sword chewing gum, but what came out was Du Lei
Could it be that the way I opened it was wrong? This stupid hair... The more obscene the user, the stronger the ability
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