My Weapon is a Loli

Chapter 75: Fuck! How can you be so virtuous!

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Renault smiled: "Brother Meng De is a righteous man. You can't judge a hero based on his success or failure."

Cao Cao was startled, then smiled and said: "You can't judge a hero by his success or failure? That's what General Reno said! What do you mean?"

Cao Cao paused and spoke again: "If General Renault doesn't mind, can you come to my tent to get together?"

"Respect is worse than obeying orders!" Renault nodded with a smile. He was also very curious. It was obvious that the Night Burial Loli was waiting for him specially, and why did she do so many tricks

In the big tent, the guests and hosts took their seats.

Renault and others sat on the left and right sides, and Cao Cao sat in the main seat.

Cao Cao ordered: "Serve meat and wine!"

As he said that, Cao Cao couldn't help but glance at Whiskey standing behind Renault. From his eyes, it was not difficult to see that this was an unparalleled general, but it was a pity that he could not use it for himself.

Whiskey didn't bother Cao Cao at all. When he heard about meat, his eyes lit up.

Although Renault curled his lips when he heard that meat is good for wine, he felt that the food of the Three Kingdoms was a bit boring. Most of the food was boiled, with some salt and no seasonings. How could it be so delicious

However, Whiskey can even eat raw meat, so his eyes are still shining.

Cao Cao smiled and said: "When it comes to good wine, the "various blues" sold by General Renault are the best. It's a pity, damn, I don't have the chance to enjoy it!" "

Renault is really drunk. Hey, no matter how you listen to it, it feels like a dirty word!

Renault was startled, smiled, and took out a few bottles of "Various Blues" from his wallet: "Come on, let's get drunk with Brother Meng De today." Please Baidu... x5ca9;+阁This is our greatest support, thank you!

"Hahaha! Good! Good! Good!" Uncle Cao Cao said three good words in a row, then took off his shoes and started...

Start picking...

Renault felt a chill, but in broad daylight, the seemingly talented uncle actually started picking at his feet! How is this going! What a strange setting!

After Uncle Cao Cao finished picking it, he stretched out his hand and actually wanted to shake hands with Renault.

Renault: "..."

Looking at Uncle Cao Cao's hand that still seemed to be exuding a special smell of drunkenness, Renault couldn't stretch out his hand for a long time. Are you kidding me? How to hold this

"What's wrong? General Renault, isn't this the special meeting etiquette in your hometown!" Uncle Cao Cao was stunned, looking embarrassed and laughing: "Is it because I learned it incorrectly?"

"You only pick your feet and shake hands in your hometown! Hey! What kind of weird hometown do you have, you bastards!"

"This!... This, this..." Uncle Cao Cao was at a loss for a moment, looking at a loss and not knowing what he had done wrong.

When Renault and Cao Cao stared at each other, not understanding each other and feeling a little embarrassed.

"Humph!"

A queen-like lolita sound came from outside the door.

Before the people arrive, the sound arrives first. The voice of this lolita in the form of a queen is like a shadow to Renault, like a meat waffle or something.

"What's wrong? I taught him! Foot-picking uncle Cao Cao! Foot-picking Cao Cao!" A trace of evil wretchedness flashed across Ye Zang's face: "Uncle, he should be picking his feet!"

Renault was silent for a long time, covered his face, stretched out his arms, gave a thumbs up, and slowly said: "I'm really... a Chihuahua. I've learned a lot."

really! The good-looking Uncle Cao Cao has been ruined by this evil loli!

Ye Zang ignored Renault, walked directly to the table of Xiao Qian and Mi Suxun, and sat in the middle...

"Asshole! Sit away! Don't teach our lolita a bad lesson!" Renault quickly stood up to stop him.

Ye Zang's face turned gloomy, and he stared at Renault with murderous intent: "What did you say...?"

Renault sat down immediately!

"Qianxun! Misu! I'll protect you after I'm full!" Renault said, quickly picking up a piece of meat and putting it in his mouth.

After a while, the wine and meat were almost served. Cao Cao stood up and invited everyone to drink: "Come! Welcome everyone! Damn it! Drink first as a token of respect!"

Of course Chihiro and Misu don't drink.

However, what made Renault curious was that he didn't even raise his glass at the funeral. Could it be that he didn't drink either

Subconsciously, he complained: "Hey, you are so bold and unrestrained, but you don't even drink? Only a ghost can believe it, right?"

"What's wrong? I just don't drink. I'll just pour it down after one glass. Be careful, I'll attack you at night when I'm drunk!"

After hearing the lofty words of the little Lolita, Renault had a lewd smile on his face: "Ah! I'm so scared!"

"By the way, is it really okay for us to drink here so blatantly?" Renault suddenly thought of something and frowned: "Ryuuzaki?"

"Ryuuzaki!" Ye Zan chuckled: "That guy was targeted by the Bell Messenger, and he is probably running for his life now."

Bell Messenger? Ryuzaki? Tired of running for your life

Are you fucking kidding me

Renault was stunned for a moment. No matter how much Renault disliked Ryuzaki, Ryuzaki was still at the gold level! If Ryuzaki can be tortured to the point of exhaustion, how strong should these two bell users be

In other words, wouldn't it be arbitrary for these two bell messengers to torture Renault, a bronze scumbag!

"Then this time you come here just to drink wine and eat meat, right?" Renault felt a little pressure and quickly started to ask about business.

Ye Zang didn't say anything, he hugged Qianxun and Misu, pouted, shook his head, and pointed at Cao Cao with his pouted mouth.

What the hell? Renault turned his head to look at Cao Cao, and saw that Uncle Cao Cao was still barefoot, smiling with a gay look on his face.

What the hell! Renault jumped back in fright, cherish life and stay away from homosexuality!

Cao Cao chuckled and said, "The reason for inviting General Renault is to be the leader of the Allied Forces."

Renault was slightly startled. It seems that the combination between Ye Zang and Cao Cao is that Cao Cao is the think tank and Ye Zang is the thug!

It’s no wonder, given the little Lolita’s IQ, when it comes to intrigues, only fools will be fooled by her...

As he was thinking about it, a piece of meat floss suddenly flashed in Renault's mind! Glittery meatloaf!

Renault suddenly remembered a dark experience! Quickly cough twice and console yourself. That's not because you were deceived, but because you were forced! It was forced!

If the think tank is the hero Cao Cao, Renault gathered his thoughts and immediately smiled and said: "Brother Meng De, does he want to sit on the throne of the alliance leader?"

"General Renault is joking!" Cao Cao shook his head and said with a smile: "Fuck! How can you be so virtuous that you dare to sit as the leader of the alliance?"

Renault smiled and said nothing. He didn't expect that Cao Cao was actually doing it for the leaders of the princes and allies? With a sudden change of heart, he knew that Cao Cao was probably invited by Yuan Shao to be a lobbyist.

Looking at all the princes, the four generations and three princes of the Yuan family, the power of the Yuan family is so great that no one dares to underestimate it. If Yuan Shao takes the position of alliance leader, all the princes will be convinced.

This is also the case in history. Yuan Shao became the leader of this alliance of princes.

"Okay! Of course it's no problem!" After Renault agreed happily, he added something in his mind: "Allied forces or something! It's none of my business! Anyway, I'm just here to watch!"

However, Renault just didn't know that for Mao and Cao Cao, he wanted to intercede for Yuan Shao? And the competitive Ye Zang actually acquiesced

According to the queen's night burial, shouldn't she be the leader of the alliance with a stinking face

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