My Wife Came From A Thousand Years Ago

Chapter 101: years ago

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Xu Qing was in a complicated mood.

This person who has been molested for a long time is more fierce than a vicious dog.

It just pretends to be like a bunny.

"Even if you drag me with one hand and carry cotton trousers, you Jiang He are still invincible in the world?"

He looked at Jiang He's clean little face with a strange expression.

"what?"

"Ah what... just wait for me to make a call."

Xu Qing took out his mobile phone and dialed the alarm number, briefly explaining the location and the appearance of the dog.

"Looks like a mad dog, very aggressive."

Finally, he hung up the phone emphatically, and then he looked back at the surveillance cameras around him.

Catching a vicious dog will not be a laborious task.

Even if it was found out, no one would believe that it was this fool who scared them away.

Jiang He followed behind him sullenly, organizing his thoughts, what did he just think of

Yes, weak woman...

"Pretending to be pretty." Xu Qing felt that she was careless, this girl can kill people without blinking an eye, she can't even dry her eyes...

But every day is like a small animal, wearing an apron and mopping the floor to cook, and his little butt is still twisting and twisting.

"Pretend what?" Jiang He opened his eyes wide.

"Will your eyes dry out when you cut people?"

"Don't do it."

"..."

Under the winter sun, the pink-blue down jacket reflected the warm light. Jiang He's face was dazed, and his heroic eyebrows and eyes became softer because he got a little fatter when he first came.

In Xu Qing's eyes, the image in front of her and the way she was pointing a sword at herself when she first arrived gradually overlapped.

"I'm really brave."

Xu Qing smiled and shook her head, held her hand tightly, turned her head and continued walking.

"Remember, you are a girl."

"And then?" Jiang He didn't know why.

"Girls are meant to be held in the palm of your hand. You have to act scared and hide behind me, instead of rolling up your sleeves and fighting with dogs."

"I didn't fight a dog."

"You almost hit it, what if you kick it and dirty your shoes?" Xu Qing said patiently: "Always remember that you are a girl, you have to hug and hold her high... okay, don't go too far, Anyway, no matter what, don’t be as knowledgeable as a dog, people won’t be bullied by dogs, it’s just unnecessary.”

"We can avoid it, and then spend a moment to make a phone call and let the security management deal with it. If you fight it, the moment it touches you, you have already lost, whether it stains clothes or Getting your shoes dirty is an unnecessary inconvenience, understand?"

"not understand."

"Because it's just a dog, and it's not worth your trouble.

Hmm... Just like that Ryoko, he is no different from that dog, we were fine, but he insisted on provoking me, and I lost it if I ignored him, he wasted our worthless time talking quietly together Time, this is a loss. "

"Then why are you still beating him?"

"Because he provoked you."

"..."

Facing the sunshine, the two walked out of the path of the barber shop and strolled on the street.

"You're a girl, you don't have to fight people with a sword in the future, you just need to enjoy life." Xu Qing paused, and said, "Use a knife for cooking at most—do you miss the time when you used to lick blood with a knife?" Life?"

Jiang He was silent for a moment, looked at the sky and sighed, "If you have a stable life, who would like to work hard with others."

"That's right, let's live a good life in the future."

Jiang He felt that he was caught in again, and his head was sullen and he didn't speak.

After a while, she hummed inaudibly.

Living life... Is that how it is now

Xu Qing didn't notice her entanglement, and walked around according to the planned route.

The whole morning, the two of them wandered around, their hair was cut, their nails were done, and they also bought two sets of clothes. From the inside to the outside, they tried them on in the store before buying them.

b... Bah.

I went home with the clothes I bought, and I didn’t cook. The two of them ate fried pancakes outside, and then went on to buy, chicken, duck, fish, dried fruits, big and small bags, and put them on the table. , a look is ready for the holidays.

The fish is live, put it in a bucket and wait for two days to eat. The duck is roast duck. The main reason is that the ginger is raw, and it will be too hard after stewing.

Instead of buying pork, she cut a few catties of mutton and went back to make dumplings filled with mutton—Jiang He doesn't know how to make dumplings, and Xu Qing has already planned to take her home to learn from Zhou Suzhi.

"Don't look! Come and help, bring the glue."

As soon as the couplet was bought back, Xu Qing pasted it up, urging Jiang He to look down at the little flowers on his nails.

If you don’t post couplets during Chinese New Year, you won’t be able to enter the house. It always feels like no one lives in this old house.

"If you live in the countryside, you have to buy two door gods' paintings to put on the gate, Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong, you should be familiar... Oh, they are from the early Tang Dynasty, you are a few emperors behind them."

Squeezing glue while pressing the couplet on the wall, Xu Qing nagged, and finally pressed it again, clapping his hands and taking two steps back to look at his masterpiece.

The universe grows old together.

The sun and the moon compete for glory.

Banner: Happy Holidays!

"How is it?" Xu Qing turned his head and asked, very satisfied with the couplet he chose.

"It seems that there is no one else's elder."

Jiang He looked left and right, and felt that six characters were not as domineering as other people's ten or so characters.

"What's the length of couplets... do you like long ones?"

"I think the long meaning is good."

"Then my meaning is very good." Xu Qing chuckled, took the glue back into the room with her puzzled eyes, and then came out and pressed it hard, for fear that it would fall off.

"Yo, is this posted?"

The chubby Cheng Yulan led Xiaoyan down the stairs, just in time to see the two of them standing at the door tinkering with couplets.

"Yeah... It just so happened that my aunt helped us take a picture, and it was right at this door."

Xu Qing ran into the room, took out her mobile phone and handed it to Cheng Yulan, closed the door and stood with Jiang He, not making any gestures, just hanging her hand, holding her with the other hand, with a bright smile on her face .

"I have to take two steps back... Okay, don't move." Cheng Yulan held the phone to find the right angle, "One more picture."

After taking two photos, she clicked her tongue, "Very good, the spirit of this haircut.

Have you two been here this year? "

"Where else can you go, hey, you go out?"

"Go for a stroll outside!" Xiaoyan answered crisply.

Cheng Yulan was even more certain of her guess that the two were going to get married.

We live together during the Chinese New Year, and we are almost inseparable.

After the two left, Xu Qing saw that the couplets were firmly attached to the wall, and the glue was half dry, so he didn't fiddle with it anymore, and took Jiang He back to the house to close the door, tidy up the pile of New Year's goods on the table, and sniff things around drive away the wax gourd.

Fortunately, the roast duck was wrapped tightly, otherwise the cat would have tasted it first.

"Close the kitchen door and don't let it go in to tease the fish."

When everything was sorted out, Xu Qing gave instructions, sat in front of the computer and turned it on, connected the phone to the computer with a data cable, and backed up the photos.

Jiang He grabbed a handful of pine nuts he bought, and Ka Zhi squeezed them and sat aside to watch him operate, pinch one and eat one.

"Can you give me one?" Xu Qing asked.

"Give."

He refused to accept the goods, and turned his head with his mouth wide open: "Ah~"

Jiang He blinked, squeezed the pine nuts and tossed them, throwing one into his mouth like feeding a dog.

"It feels weird."

Xu Qing chewed on the pine nuts and shrugged, showing her the photo they had just taken together on the screen.

"Why are you smiling so silly?" Jiang He asked.

"It's obvious that you are too serious."

on the screen.

Xu Qing with a smirk and Jiang He with a serious expression stood at the door and stared at the camera, behind them were the dark red door and brand new couplets on both sides.

The stance and composition are very old-fashioned.