The curtains were drawn, the afterglow of the setting sun was blocked from the window, the living room became cool, and it didn't look too dark in broad daylight.
"If you learn how to make milk tea, we can even make milk tea at home. We just need to wander around the community, and then come back to drink milk tea, watch a movie and have dinner."
Xu Qing left from the window, went to the refrigerator to get some snacks, took two boxes of yogurt and put them on the table with dried fruits.
"The key is the sense of ritual. Life needs a sense of ritual. It's not just a matter of fooling the past. Experience different lives, and recall those bits and pieces in the future, so you don't have to think about it.
You see, if we do everything at home, and when we think about it later or our son asks how we fell in love, we just sit at home and talk every day? Of course not, there will be interesting things outside, such as the last time I saw two people kissing in the corner in a movie theater, this is an interesting thing, and it is also a memory node, so it is not so easy to forget. "
"What son?" Jiang He's attention was completely attracted by the word son.
The guy's big tail was finally exposed.
"The son is not the point, the point is the memories, how did you sing that song
The worst thing is not not being able to forget the sad memories, but those sad ones that have begun to be forgotten... "
Xu Qing hummed a song in a low voice and looked for movies on the computer. Teaching the ancients how to fall in love is not troublesome at all, but very interesting.
If watching movies is only for watching movies, it is indeed the same wherever you watch them, but modern society has given too many meanings to various activities. For young people, these meanings are even more important than the activities themselves.
Just like all kinds of festivals, Mid-Autumn Festival, Dragon Boat Festival and Double Ninth Festival are all for family reunion, the feeling of nostalgia, not for eating those two zongzi mooncakes, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Valentine’s Day are all for giving gifts and making an appointment... Halloween is for painting well Another appointment for makeup is of great significance, and it needs to be taught slowly.
"Would you like to see a gorilla stand on top of the Empire State Building and jerk off a woman?"
"?"
Jiang He was still thinking about his son, but when he heard Xu Qing's words, a question mark appeared in his head.
"Well... the sense of substitution abroad is too bad, and it's still a cross-species, forget it."
Xu Qing is sitting in front of the computer looking for movies. Now Jiang He has fully understood what kind of movies exist. Even after watching Journey to the West, he will not be amazed that there are really gods and monsters, and there is hell. The range of choices is much wider. It's just that some spoof movies are really not available, and to her, they are not as interesting as the freshness of mythological movies.
Jiang He coughed melon seeds and sat on the sofa, waited for a while, felt that sitting was not comfortable, so he took off his shoes, put his legs on the sofa, and continued to eat melon seeds like Zen Zen. It's much more comfortable on the legs.
She usually wears slippers when she is at home, and she often sits like this. Faced with everything in modern times, she still retains some of her habits—Xu Qing has never corrected her, and this posture is also used by many people in modern times. Sit...as long as it is comfortable, there is no need to correct people's sitting posture, as long as you don't be too rude when you come to the guests.
Jiang He did a good job. When there were guests, he never showed his little feet. He put his knees together and put his hands on his lap. He sat upright, looking like a quiet lady, and only crossed his legs when he was alone. , when Xu Qing was together, even if he crossed his legs, he would carefully put his feet under his legs and hide them.
"Frozen, the door of rebirth!"
Xu Qing finally decided on a movie, got up from the computer and told her the title, but turned around to find Jiang He stooping furtively to hide the shoes under the sofa.
"What are u doing?"
"Huh? I'm watching a movie."
"The movie hasn't started yet." Xu Qing looked expressionlessly at the screen that was playing the opening title, walked over and dragged out the shoes she stuffed under the table, and lifted them up with Jiang He's flustered eyes.
"What do you think I'll do to your shoes?"
"I... I don't know."
The little white shoes were held in Xu Qing's hand, Jiang He's heart was pounding, his toes couldn't help curling up, and then stretched out, not knowing what this guy was going to do.
How could someone have such a weird habit...
Seeing Xu Qing carry her shoes to the shoe rack at the door, and then come over with slippers, she was relieved, if Xu Qing did something strange to her shoes, then she really didn't know how to satisfy him, Do you have to buy a lot of shoes and change them every day
"I repeat again, I don't like shoes, please stop thinking about some messy things."
"Well, I know."
"You know what a ghost!"
Xu Qing squeezed beside her angrily, not wanting to act as if he didn't have three hundred taels of silver here.
The more you explain this kind of thing, the darker it becomes. He can only let Jiang He discover that he is not a shoe fetish. He bought high-heeled shoes because he wanted to see how she looked in them, not because he liked the shoes themselves.
Winter Melon was full of cat food, and lay lazily in front of the computer. Xu Qing carried it over and handed it to Jiang He to hold, so as not to block the two people's sight, and disturb them from watching the movie by stepping on the keyboard.
The Gate of Rebirth also tells a story of ancient times and modern times—strictly speaking, it is not considered as wearing clothes, but it was frozen like Captain America for more than four hundred years, and was dug out in modern times, and woke up after the ice melted. From Ming Dynasty to modern times.
The Ming Dynasty is only about 400 years ago, so thinking about it, the development is quite fast.
A very common popcorn movie, except for the jokes made by He Ying played by Donnie Yen, the other three are all smart, their IQs are on the same level, even smarter than Jiang He, and they quickly accept that they are hundreds of years later and integrate into this society—Wang Baoqiang also learned some foreign languages.
The boss of Jin Yiwei, played by Ren Dahua, understood his situation in an extreme time, and then by chance, he met a modern police officer who looked very similar to him, and he directly made the modern version disappear, and then replaced him, relying on his own skills to rise to the top. to become a modern inspector.
In such a comparison, Jiang He is really too weak.
"This way..."
When Jiang He saw the part where Ren Dahua obtained his identity, his eyes suddenly widened.
"It's hard to find someone who looks like you. Even if you find one, you can't kill him and replace him." Xu Qing knew what she was thinking without having to think about it.
"The crimes you committed in the Tang Dynasty can't be dealt with in modern times, but you have come to modern times, so don't think about killing people anymore..." He seriously instructed, "And this is just a movie, some parts are naturally rationalized, put it in reality If it is in the middle, there are too many details to be practical.”
"Oh."
Jiang He gave up on this plan, and the people who watched the movie flew over the wall, and finally remembered that a movie is a movie, and reality is reality.
If there was a fight like Donnie Yen's in reality, the police would come over soon—Xu Qing's fight with a rascal dog named Liangzi was not called a fight, and it even attracted the police. If he really did it, the consequences would only be more serious .
If you call the police...
"boom!"
On the computer screen, Wang Baoqiang kicked a police officer away with one kick, and then chased after him and gave him another two kicks.
"In reality, would he be shot and collapsed?" Jiang He asked Xu Qing.
"..."
Xu Qing seriously thought about the scene where Jiang He kicked Qin Hao who was wearing a police uniform three meters away, and the consequences.
"It won't be broken immediately, but imprisonment is inevitable. If you don't want to go to jail, you can only continue to fight, and then you will be broken."
"I don't want to go to jail."
"So you're going to get shot."