My Wife Came From A Thousand Years Ago

Chapter 141: I was lied to accidentally

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Thighs and calves are the same for Xu Qing.

Anyway...

Hey hey.

For Jiang He, the difference is quite big. Hearing his words, Jiang He's body tensed up, holding the corner of his clothes tightly, his eyes turned around, glanced at Xu Qing, then moved away, and then glanced again. .

"Confucius said: Food and sex are also sex. This is not a dirty thing. We are boyfriend and girlfriend. If you don't feel impulsive, why don't you talk about love?"

Xu Qing touched Jiang He's hand and taught him earnestly. At this point, he changed the subject: "Why don't we find Guan Gong, burn incense sticks, kneel three times and kowtow nine times to become brothers and sisters with different surnames..."

"No." Jiang He shook his head nervously, "We cannot be sworn brothers."

"Why can't you be sworn brothers?" Xu Qing was taken aback by her reaction.

"You have eaten my tongue." Jiang He lowered his head and picked at his fingers.

How could any sibling do such a thing...

Nor will masters and apprentices.

Only male and female friends will, because male and female friends want to get married.

"Then... let me touch your calf." She struggled for a moment, then pulled her calf out of the cross-legged position worriedly.

Even kissing is very frequent, and touching the calf is nothing, but Jiang He always feels that if he agrees, something terrible will happen.

Sure enough, Xu Qing didn't just touch her. This guy pulled her legs sideways, put her calves together in front of him, and said with satisfaction: "This is a normal relationship between couples."

It is not easy for this heroine of Kaiyuan to pose in a pose that is very common among lovers. This little thing gave Xu Qing a sense of accomplishment in her heart, and she didn't overdo it. She just hugged Jiang He's calf and let her experience The feeling of being in love.

A simple lust is just lust, not liking, liking is the feeling of being with this person and being with her.

Just like kissing and hugging, some small intimate movements when sitting together can also give people a lot of pleasure.

Jiang He turned her head and looked out of the window, the night was vast, her heart was beating fast, she was not aware of Xu Qing's next move after waiting for a while, and then she was slightly relieved, her stiff body relaxed, she sat sideways and moved her upper body, so that Changed to a more comfortable movement, staring at the movie and peeking at Xu Qing.

"Ask me before you do anything, are you afraid that I will hit you?"

"no."

"really not?"

"I'm just taking care of your emotions. After all, you are an ancient man. If I suddenly stretch out my hand and pull you over, whether you kick me or pull your legs back, or obey me nervously, it's better to say hello in advance so that you don't sneak in Tangled there."

Xu Qing stroked her shapely calf with his left hand, and said, "I'm teaching you how to fall in love."

"Is it tiring to fall in love with me?"

"Not tired, I like you like this."

Jiang He put his legs together, felt Xu Qing holding his ankle from his ankle, subconsciously shrunk, but did not use too much force, pursed his lips and whispered a warning: "Don't touch my feet."

Life is really amazing. In the late summer and early autumn of last year, when she first came here, she pointed a sword at this man, pretended to be illiterate, and then secretly picked up the plan he threw in the trash can in the middle of the night, arguing loudly with him. Can the child be dirty...

Now that summer is coming, they are already nestled on the sofa, with his legs in his arms, watching movies and watching him work together.

Spanning more than a thousand years, she has experienced what she has never experienced, and appreciated what she has never seen, economy, culture, people's life... and love.

I don't know if it took too much energy to carry two bags of books during the day. Jiang He felt tired. Looking at the time, it was past nine o'clock in the evening, and he didn't want to wake up when it was time to take a bath. He lazily nestled on the sofa. Feeling the slight itch from Xu Qing's hand caressing her calf, she didn't want to move.

Half squinting at the warm light above her head, she listened to the sound of the movie coming from the computer, and couldn't help saying, "You've watched this episode three times."

"I'm thinking." Xu Qing pressed the keyboard to rewind the progress bar for half a minute.

"Thinking about what?"

"It doesn't matter what I think about. What's important is that you also learn to think, otherwise you will be stupid and be tricked into being a wife and having children."

Xu Qing pointed to the computer screen: "Just like them."

Jiang He didn't bother to talk to him, obviously he wasn't stupid at all, last time when he wanted to have a baby with him, he saw through his plot in time, and then sternly rejected him.

"Kill it!"

"Isn't it already dead?"

"Then kill it again!"

The three villagers and three sentences on the computer were read by Xu Qing several times, and finally he was willing to let go of Jiang He's lap and press the keyboard with both hands to type.

"This is called ignorance. They have little knowledge, don't have so much to think about, their brains are single-threaded, and they only have one goal: 'revenge'. The task to complete the goal is to 'kill it'. Now that the fish is dead, they still have to kill it." Without the pleasure of getting revenge, I don’t know what to do, so I thought about killing it again.”

"Frustrated, eat it." Jiang He felt very smart.

"Well, as expected of you, you always want to eat."

A smile appeared on the corner of Xu Qing's mouth, staring at the screen and typing on the computer.

"Is that what you're thinking about?" Jiang He felt that Xu Qing was much more stupid than himself, and he had to think about such a simple thing for so long, so he swayed his legs triumphantly.

"There's a lot more. I'm writing a film review. The 'Have you ever died your husband' section just now has already been profusely written with thousands of words of analysis and summary. It's inappropriate for me to focus on it. No."

Although Jiang He didn't quite understand, Xu Qing didn't perfunctory her. For Jiang He, it is more useful to learn this matter subtly from various angles than to point it out. She is a blank sheet of paper and learns passively. The growth rate is not slow.

"Ignorance is the original sin. This is analyzed from the perspective of the movie. From another perspective, these three lines not only highlight the ignorance of the villagers, but also their deep-seated hatred and silly comedy effect. , black humor... There are so many things, only three shots and three lines are used, amazing."

Xu Qing was blowing rainbow farts, and his typing speed was not much slower than his words, which made Jiang He envious of this one-finger Zen.

Seeing that he typed more and more words, Jiang He was more and more surprised. When Xu Qing finally stopped and pulled the progress bar to look elsewhere, she said, "Are you thinking too much?" gone?"

"Maybe... But it's nothing. Thinking a lot is a good thing. It's better than a single-threaded brain. This is to exercise the depth of thinking. After you develop this habit, you will understand why people think."

Xu Qing touched her calf again and continued to think.

There has never been any over-interpretation. In a work of art, what you can see is what it is.

"Why?" Jiang He inadvertently made another stupid voice.

"Improve your understanding. For example, I always know what you like about me and why, but you don't know why and what I like about you."

"You like my shoes and my hands."

"That's just what you think." Xu Qing pinched her calf forcefully in retaliation, "This is the gap.

And I know your ability to accept and the bottom line, but you don't know my ability to accept and like, you can only try a little bit, and found that I like kissing, and you also like it, so I often kiss, but refuse to go further , silly. "

Jiang He stopped talking, she stared at Xu Qing's side face, and realized that she really didn't know.

Surprisingly, I fell in love with it.

It's very inexplicable, and I am willing to be deceived by him.

Could it be that she is really not smart