My Wife Came From A Thousand Years Ago

Chapter 153: Is putting a bowl of water really something normal people can do?

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The subversion of the three views is a very serious matter. In martial arts, the heart changes drastically, from a modest gentleman to a villain who does all kinds of evil, from a beautiful woman to a super thick smoky makeup, and in severe cases, he becomes mad, with disheveled hair and mouth spitting blood...

How about being blind

Jiang He's words were like classical sickness, making Xu Qing's movements a little slower.

"Are you blackened?"

"Ok?"

"It's okay, I won't look at it even if you let go of it, I'm an honest gentleman."

What Xu Qing said seemed to be true.

"Then why do you pay attention to me and not let go?"

"..."

The logic is clear and orderly, so Xu Qing can't help expressing his old father's emotion: "I've grown up."

Jiang He turned around and glared at him, his head hammer ready to move.

What thing grows up? !

"Get up and drive, I'll do it myself!" Jiang He was angry, it's okay to take advantage of the darkness outside, what else do you want to do now

Didn't even get married, just want to fail in the bridal chamber? !

Xu Qing was forced to put down the hair dryer, and was stared at sitting back on the sofa, watching Jiang He clumsily brushing her hair to dry herself, the wide pajamas could not cover her delicate body, like a willow branch that just sprouted new buds in spring , shaking slightly with the movement.

It is not scientific at all that such a small body can burst out with such a huge force, it must be studied carefully.

Xu Qing, who was only thinking about scientific development, stretched his legs and suggested, "Do you want to move into my room?"

"Why did I move into your house?" Jiang He was surprised, this guy really wanted to have a bridal chamber, "We are not married yet!"

"Well... I don't know what to do, but it's not suitable for you to sleep in the utility room all the time. That bed is not small and uncomfortable."

Xu Qing is telling the truth. Jiang He's spring bed is only suitable for lying down and resting. If you sleep for a long time, it will be a little uncomfortable. "My room is Simmons, which is big and soft. You will know the difference after you try it. I can't beat you, and if you don't want to do something, I can't help it."

"You want to have a bridal chamber with me, and you still say you can't do anything?" Jiang He was even more surprised. Did this person always treat her as a fool

Even in her time, she knew that sleeping in the same room would definitely give birth to a child! Unless there is some disease...

"You can put a bowl of water in the middle of the bed, like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai."

"I don't know the two people you're talking about, and what's the use of putting a bowl of water?"

"Ok… "

Xu Qing thinks it makes sense, the most useful thing is Jiang He's kung fu, he can't get up if he is held down, a bowl of water is really useless.

Scientific research shows that at night, the brain secretes a kind of dopamine, which affects people's emotions and thoughts, and makes people feel impulsive and excited...

To put it simply, it is easy to be dominated by certain things. Xu Qing now regrets that he didn't lull Jiang He into the bed logically before.

"In short, sleeping in a big bed is very comfortable. You can experience it first. Let's change rooms... Yes, we don't need to sleep together. Wait a minute and send your things to my room. I will send them to your room. Let's change." Enough."

As Xu Qing said, he had already returned to the door of his bedroom, walking in a somewhat unnatural manner, mainly due to the fact that Jiang He's two calves were dangling along the chair, making people want to hold them in their hands and squeeze them.

"I don't want it!" Jiang He objected.

"No, you do."

"It's very comfortable for me to sleep in my own place, so I don't need to change it."

"You are my girlfriend. If people know that I sleep in the master bedroom and you sleep in the utility room, it will be very bad for my reputation, and I will be treated with colored eyes. There is nothing to say about this."

"Who will know?"

Jiang He had already dried her hair, turned off the hair dryer, and the noise in the living room suddenly disappeared and became quiet.

"You sleep in yours, I sleep in mine, how will others know if you don't tell me?" Jiang He didn't want to change.

It was originally a relationship of being taken in, and then became boyfriend and girlfriend, and now moved into the master bedroom, becoming the hostess of this house...

Well, although I will definitely become the hostess in the future, it is definitely not possible now. The two of them must either sleep in the master bedroom together, or she sleeps in the utility room. There is no reason for Xu Qing to move to the utility room. It seems that she is bullying Xu Qing. Green is the same.

And now that we are not married yet, we can’t sleep together. If you are unmarried and pregnant, you will be soaked in a pig cage. Erniang will also run into Jiang He’s dream and scold her to death. Just as Jiang He was thinking, he heard Xu Qing say : "My dad and the others know that they scolded me when they came here last time, saying that the two of us should switch."

"Why did your father say that?" Jiang He's eyes widened a little.

"Maybe I regard you as my daughter-in-law."

Xu Qing turned his body to the bedroom, and then turned his head to talk to her for a while, finally turned around, thought for a while and said, "You can also call him dad now, after all, if we break up, you will kill me, It's the same whether you call in the morning or at night."

Thinking of Xu Wenbin's ghost-like expression in his head, Xu Qing couldn't help laughing, it must be fun to startle the old man, give him a big fright.

"No, it's too...too..." Jiang He shook his head, held back for a while and didn't know what words to use to describe it.

"It's okay, the most is that you don't think you are sensible at first, but after a long time, they get used to it, if I want to break up with you, they will beat me to death." Xu Qing grasped the mentality of the old couple to death dead.

Anyway, when Xu Wenbin and his identity are revealed in the future, it will make Xu Wenbin and the two of them have opinions. It is better to give them a simple and rude treatment now, so that they can get used to it. To save face, Xu Wenbin will answer after calling two or three times, and then it will be really fragrant.

Facing his own son picking up the copper-headed belt, Xu Wenbin was not so irritable when facing an outsider, but he would be more reasonable... Xu Qing saw Jiang He's hands in his hair and twitched, turned back to the bedroom, and said: "Anyway, my dad said that we should change, you just move here, otherwise he will have to scold me next time, this is the benefit of a girlfriend."

Without waiting for Jiang He to respond, Xu Qing went back to the house to pack up his things, stacked his pillows and quilts together, as well as data cables for charging treasures, straw sandal pajamas, all in disorder, and prepared to move them to the sundries into the room.

"I'm just borrowing, how can I squeeze the host's house away by borrowing? No change." Jiang He said.

"Then you call master?"

"Just kidding, you are the girlfriend who pushed the boyfriend away, you should be justified."

Xu Qing came out with the quilt in his arms, kicked the sofa and said, "If you don't accept it, I will accept it for you."

"I will do it myself!"

Jiang He saw that Xu Qing had already put away her things, and she was very determined to change them. She still held her straw sandals in her hands, and couldn't help thinking of the two long socks she had left to dry in the room, so she went back into the room nervously. Close the door and pack your gear.

"Do you want to help? You don't seem to have much." Xu Qing asked outside the door.

"unnecessary!"

After a while, Jiang He opened the door in pajamas, holding the quilt in his arms, and stepped into Xu Qing's room.

There are also shoes in the corner, her sword, cell phone, a pile of clothes, and everything in the utility room and master bedroom has been exchanged to complete the exchange.

Xu Qing began to move to the utility room, and Jiang He gave up the master bedroom.