If you break up, you will be beaten to death or something, that is all now.
The future is hard to say.
Jiang He raised his eyebrows, and was about to speak, but after a second thought, he relaxed again.
She didn't think Xu Qing could trick her into bed.
Even a fool would know that sleeping in a bed is only possible after getting married and having a baby. As long as she doesn't want to, no one can lie to her about this.
There is absolutely no excuse for sleeping together.
If he dared to sneak past, Jiang He's fist would definitely tell this guy, what is... oh, no fists needed, just pick him up and throw him out the door.
Just like carrying a piglet, grab an arm and a leg, lift them up sideways, and throw them out the door, and there is no way to resist.
Jiang He looked at Xu Qing, as if he was thinking about how to lift him up easily.
But Xu Qing had already finished washing the dishes, wiped off the water droplets on his hands, and came out of the living room to prepare for martial arts.
After more than half a year of practice, he has been able to stand for half an hour, and it may be longer, but he has not tried it yet.
Since the time was extended to half an hour, it has been stable at this time. It is not worthwhile to extend it any longer. This should be the time for the best profit.
Practice martial arts? what is that
Strong kidney? fragrant!
Scientific research shows that this thing is the first motivation that deserves it. If the big locust tree flower can nourish the kidney, it will be bald.
"I think there are a few things that I can do right now."
Jiang He sat cross-legged on a chair, and pointed out his small notebook to Xu Qing.
Xu Qing hadn't finished practicing for half an hour, and he didn't come over. Jiang He didn't care, and told him in front of the notebook: "Do the pickles you mentioned in a certain treasure store, and the deposit can be refunded. If you can't sell it, we Nothing to lose either…”
"Why are you selling pickles?"
"Because I don't know how to do other things, and I can't sell it for cooking. If there are a lot of shepherd's purse in the wild, you can pick a bunch of shepherd's purse and sell it as pancakes. But if you want to buy shepherd's purse, it's not worth it."
"Oh..." Xu Qing didn't move his body, didn't even nod his head, but made a sound to express his understanding.
"Then it's cooking. I see that other people can make videos of cooking. If I can learn a lot of dishes, I can try it too." When Jiang He said this, his confidence was a little lacking, and he paused: "But not now, now I still have to watch other people’s videos to learn how to do it, and I have been taught everything I know.”
"That's called a food blogger. The fact that you can say that proves that you haven't understood enough."
"Ah?" Jiang He shifted his gaze from the notebook to Xu Qing.
"Others teach you and you can teach, as long as someone likes to watch it, the important thing is whether the style and content can attract people, and you don't have to teach what to cook. There are many novel or rare ones..."
Xu Qing thought of the one who used the water dispenser to cook hot pot, Jiang He still had some limitations, because she saw that others wanted to learn how to cook seriously, so she felt that when others saw her, they also wanted to learn how to cook seriously.
Jiang He nodded half-understood. What she didn't understand was Xu Qing's help. This is not a big problem. The important thing is whether she can do it well.
After thinking about those little books, she said: "I think there are still people who eat... Is acting and eating a profession?"
"If someone likes to watch, someone will perform."
There are even small hamburgers, if Jiang He finds out, it will completely subvert the cognition.
"There are also live broadcast games..."
Jiang He secretly glanced at Xu Qing as he spoke, "I'm moving bricks faster and faster now."
"Who will watch you move bricks? No matter what you do, you must have content."
"What content?"
"Interesting content, such as the one you watched when you were moving bricks. People are playing in the abyss. You don't know what equipment will be released next moment. This is a sense of anticipation. Watching you move bricks is just changing numbers. The copy has been swiped countless times, only a boring person like me will read it."
Xu Qing did sometimes watch her move bricks, Jiang He didn't feel bored even when moving bricks, with his legs crossed on the chair, pressing the keyboard to kill randomly, every time something good came out, he would run over in surprise Picking it up, sometimes I would look back, wanting to share her joy with Xu Qing.
That kind of feeling, probably digging out a treasure from farming... After all, moving bricks is so boring, the most interesting part is to swipe some randomly dropped cards or equipment.
"You are such a boring person to watch..." Jiang He repeated in a low voice.
It's very boring, most of the phone is full of her photos... and the video of dancing swords.
She didn't deliberately dance better.
"What I think is, let's open a... oh, me, I open a certain treasure store to sell pickles, and then teach people how to cook. After cooking, we can eat them for them. After eating, we can play games, and we can also talk to those people. People who watched said let them buy the pickles I made."
?
Xu Qing's motionless stance was interrupted at this moment, his head was slightly tilted, and a row of question marks appeared on Xu Qing's head, making him look like an emoji of black question marks.
"Isn't it amazing?" Jiang He felt that he was very capable, provided that he could do it.
"You... this is the research result of these days?" Xu Qing felt powerless to complain.
"Can't you?"
Looking at his expression, Jiang He knew that there was something wrong with his brilliant plan and it might not work.
"You are live broadcasting non-stop for 12 hours during the day... Do you want to sleep in the live broadcast again? Some people like to watch it if you sleep soundly."
"Sleeping?" Jiang He's eyes widened a little, then he shook his head vigorously: "No!"
"I just said it casually, how can you make it yourself and eat it yourself, and then go to play games after eating... and let others buy your pickles."
Xu Qing thought about the scene, Jiang He was cooking, eating and playing games in front of the camera, calling out from time to time when moving bricks: Everyone, buy my pickles, they are super delicious!
Then he took a piece of chopsticks from the computer table and threw it into his mouth, creaking and continuing to move bricks.
What the hell... Maybe someone will come to watch the monkeys.
"You are such a little genius, but I'm sorry, you can't do this, you can only choose one of them, open a treasure store, or teach people how to cook... And don't think too much about this kind of thing, maybe you can do it for half a year. People watch."
After Xu Qing finished speaking, he looked at the time. After half an hour, he called it a day and let out a sigh of relief, feeling that his body was getting stronger again.
Since practicing martial arts, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer hurting, and I look full of energy every day.
Seeing Jiang He's disappointed look, Xu Qing went over to disassemble Jiang He's cross-legged legs, and vacated a small half of the chair that was occupied by most of it. Look at the information roughly.
The information seems to be all right, but why did Jiang He have such a strange idea
"These things don't take too much time, why can't we do them at the same time?" Jiang He was still a little unwilling.
"Energy, it's hard to focus on one thing. You still want to do everything, what are you thinking?" Xu Qing said, "Just selling pickles, do you know how to expose your store and attract customers? Do you have time to study it? ?”
"Recommend it to those who watch me eat and play games." Jiang He tilted his head and added: "If someone watches."
"Then how do you attract people to see it?"
"Let people who buy pickles watch my process of making pickles, and if you can eat them with confidence, someone will watch them."
"..."
Seeing the stupid Jiang He staring at him, Xu Qing was speechless immediately.
Little business genius.