My Wife Came From A Thousand Years Ago

Chapter 16: My role model

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The washing machine started to work rumblingly, making a characteristic noise.

Jiang He's ear tips were slightly red, and he sat on the sofa and continued to watch the popular science video on history.

Xu Qing was stroking the cat aside, glancing at her from time to time.

Take another look at her feet.

No... I changed her slippers that day to see that her feet were fine.

Thinking of what happened a few days ago, Xu Qing was puzzled, and after thinking for a while, he picked up his mobile phone and typed.

"When did the bound feet appear?"

Baidu, there are a lot of answers, some say Sui, some say Southern Tang, and more from the late Northern Song Dynasty...

"Cough...then what, lift your foot."

"Don't lift it."

"That was just now..." Xu Qing couldn't continue speaking halfway, and Jiang He was staring at him in embarrassment.

Seeing her like this, something flashed through Xu Qing's mind, and he slapped his thigh, hi!

She didn't wear a bunch of small clothes of various sizes bought that day!

Wrapped feet, that thing is just...

Xu Qing's eyes subconsciously swept over, and Jiang He, who was staring at him, was shocked and angry.

"lecher!"

"what?"

Clank!

The iron dart landed on the table, Xu Qing shut up, turned around with the cat in his arms, and clicked his tongue while looking at the rumbling washing machine.

It turned out that it wasn't malnutrition, it was wrapped up.

I don't know if the film will affect the development...

Winter Melon lay limply on his lap, irritated by the noise from the washing machine, got up and swayed around twice, then jumped onto Jiang He's lap with a light jump, and lay down with its tail curled up.

Xu Qing, who didn't have a cat to play with, was very melancholy. Sitting on a chair and bored, she opened Baidu, clicked on the word Dengtuzi, and searched.

"The beauties in the world...cough, there is no beauties in the world that compare to those from Chu State. Chu State's beautiful lady is the best in her hometown, and the most outstanding among the beauties in her hometown is a girl from the east neighbor."

Xu Qing began to recite with great emotion, Jiang He frowned and looked at him without making a sound, but quietly perked up his ears.

"This girl has a moderate figure, neither tall nor short, and her complexion is naturally beautiful. She doesn't need to wear powder or rouge. There is nothing wrong with her eyebrows, skin, waist, and teeth. When she smiles, she is even more beautiful. I don’t know how many people died of fascination.”

Taking a furtive glance at Jiang He, Xu Qing kept talking, forcing him to tell the story of Deng Tuzi:

"It's different for Deng Tuzi, his wife... oh, his wife's hair is messy, her ears are slanted, her lips are cracked, her teeth are missing—tsk tsk tsk, what a pity.

She was bent over and limped when she walked, and she was covered with scabies and suffered from severe hemorrhoids, but Deng Tuzi liked her very much, and had five children with her! "

"Five!" Xu Qing opened his palm and shook it twice, his tone exaggerated, "Isn't it amazing?"

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Jiang He looked at him inexplicably.

"What's this called? This is called a peerless good man."

Xu Qing tutted his head and shook his head, "After marrying such an ugly woman, we can still love each other, live in harmony, have a full house of children and grandchildren, and have a harmonious and happy family... You are really a role model for us!"

After saying that, he cupped his fists at Jiang He, "Thank you for your compliment!"

"..."

"..."

Jiang He was stunned.

"Hey, by the way, are you over there... When repaying a favor, if the benefactor is ugly, you can say: Repay him in the next life; With your body...that promise?" Xu Qing asked.

"What..." Jiang He gritted his teeth angrily, "I'm a disciple!"

"Thank you for the compliment!"

"..."

"Hahaha, don't stare, just kidding."

Xu Qingle, teasing a heroine is really fun.

After such an interruption, Jiang He's feeling of strange feeling that Xu Qing had just held his underwear disappeared from his heart. He rubbed the fat body of the wax gourd twice, and looked at the computer to study history again.

When the washing machine stopped, the takeaway just arrived, two servings of braised chicken and rice, Jiang He put away the computer, and Xu Qing hung the clothes to dry, wiped his hands and came over to eat.

In fact, if you don't consider the issue of status, it's quite fun to keep a heroine here, but I don't know if she will be so fun after learning modern life.

"What is there for fun over there? Isn't it just fighting and killing every day?" Xu Qing asked while eating.

Jiang He stopped chopsticks and thought for a while, then said, "Hunting."

"I really know how to play."

Xu Qing was powerless to complain, "I'll download a few games for you to experience later."

Hearing what he said he didn't understand, Jiang He didn't ask any more questions, but just ate in silence.

If she had to ask about everything she didn't understand, she wouldn't have to do anything else for the day.

After dinner, Xu Qing fell into a state of having nothing to do again—usually at this time, he would either sit in front of the computer and watch movies to find material, or study the stock market ECG. Since Jiang He came here, his life has been completely messed up.

"Let's find you a video to watch first."

After thinking about it, Xu Qing remembered what he was going to do before dinner, and went to the computer to search for video tutorials on how to wear a bra correctly.

This thing is easy to find, just search for it. After clicking on the most popular one, he watched the video time, then got up and left, leaving Jiang He to study alone in the living room.

Although the long white cloth can also be used, but in the modern era where we can enjoy the best, it is really wrong to insist on that bad habit.

What's more, clothes can't be bought for nothing... Xu Qing is a bit obsessive-compulsive, and she has to use them after buying them.

Yes, it is like that.

In just five minutes, Xu Qing stepped out of the bedroom. Jiang He blushed and moved his lips twice, as if he wanted to call him a disciple again, but he didn't say anything.

"Is your life here so... so... wandering?" She held back for a while and finally asked.

"What do you mean being unrestrained?" Xu Qing was surprised, "Isn't it normal to dress yourself comfortably and enjoy life?"

"shameless!"

"What is shame?"

"Just... just..." Jiang He couldn't speak, but clenched his small fists tightly, as if he wanted to smash him.

"You're being pedantic."

Seeing her appearance, Xu Qing wanted to laugh out loud, it was so much fun.

"Didn't you see it on the street? Those women, with their legs and waist exposed... that's all personal freedom." He stretched out his hand and gestured at his body, "Why can't women show it when men show it? That's the reason, you can't Accept that you can wear long-sleeved trousers, but you can't go up to someone and say that they have no shame."

"Unacceptable!" Jiang He said loudly.

"Okay, okay, if you don't accept it, don't accept it, anyway, I didn't let you wear those, this one is worn inside—I will shut up and stop talking."

Seeing that she was getting more and more annoyed, Xu Qing wisely changed the topic, and moved the mouse to find his previous game library, "The games here are super fun... Scientific research shows that 90% of people learn to operate for playing games first Computer, I believe you are not the remaining ten percent."

He was teaching Jiang He how to play Super Mario like teaching mentally handicapped children. Xu Qing was still observing her, and when he found that she was not interested in this game, he immediately changed to another one.

After more than an hour.

Facts have proved that Jiang He has no sense of substitution for these inexplicable games. Although he got started quickly, he has been lacking in interest. He only took a second look at the dress-up game on a small broken website.

"Well... let me teach you to fight the landlord."

Xu Qing pondered for a moment and decided to try again.

I have to find something for her to do, otherwise I will think about running out in the middle of the night every day, or thinking about how to practice kung fu is not appropriate.

Taking a step back, what if Jiang He someday understands this society and leaves without saying hello to wander, or to find her Chang'an Gusu or something...

It's better to stay at home and play games.