The neighborhood is old and quiet. Because of the approaching summer, the days are long and the nights are short, and people don't go to bed so early. Many windows of a building are still lit.
Xu Qing was lying on the sofa, holding "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes" in his hands, regardless of what he and Jiang He said about reading while lying down and hurting his eyes, he just lay there comfortably, and even pulled the sofa towards the window Pull, the window opens a crack.
The weather is getting hotter and hotter, but it's not time to turn on the fan. The cool wind blows in from the window, making people feel peaceful and comfortable.
Sometimes I don’t want to do anything, just lie there lazily, read a book for a while, or close my eyes and think about things, time slips through my fingers, and then I go to sleep and welcome a new tomorrow—the last time I was so comfortable, Even Xu Qing himself forgot how long ago it was.
a year? two years
After thinking about it for a while, Xu Qing put the book on his face, closed his eyes and meditated.
Jiang He has already started to control him, which is not a good sign.
The subtext has two meanings, either don't drink, or you can't kiss her after drinking.
If you want to have both, you have to suppress it with force, but that's impossible. Although there is such a thing as green out of blue and better than blue, no matter how confident Xu Qing is, he doesn't think he can hold Jiang He down and force him to She smelled her alcohol.
Those who have practiced since childhood are incomparable with him who became a monk halfway through. Another one, who has really struggled in troubled times, and he has fought with him in peace for so many years, is also incomparable.
It's exciting to think about forcing something... I can only think about it, and I still have to outsmart it in the end.
"You fell asleep?"
Seeing that his face was covered with a book, Jiang He asked aloud, Xu Qing closed his eyes and was too lazy to answer, still thinking about how to avoid being forced...
It's impossible to force Jiang He, but he can't be held down by Jiang He all the time. After sleeping in a room, Jiang He rolls over and presses him down. Isn't that the end of the calf
Just as he was thinking about it, he felt the sofa sink, and then the book on his face was taken away. Xu Qing tried his best not to move, to see what she wanted to do.
"Are you fishing law enforcement?"
"You can't learn words randomly." Xu Qing opened his eyes when he heard her stupid question, and explained to Jiang He who was standing in front of him and looked down at him: "I have plans for you, so you deliberately pretended to be asleep to see if I would What will I do to you, this is fishing law enforcement, you have no intention of me, what fish should I catch?"
"What attempt?"
"What attempt?"
"?"
"It's impossible for you to kiss me secretly. Even if I kiss, I won't resist. This can't be called an attempt. Only when I don't want to and you want to do it very much, that is called an attempt."
"Oh." Jiang He turned and left bored, just now seeing Xu Qing fell asleep, he really wanted to bite his mouth.
Realizing that he was still holding the book, Jiang He turned back and put the book on Xu Qing's face again, "Is it an attempt to beat you up secretly while you are asleep?"
"You can still hit me secretly? If you hit me, won't I wake up?" Xu Qing closed his eyes again, stretched out his hand based on the feeling, grabbed Jiang He's hand, and then pulled, Jiang He followed his strength and sat down on the sofa.
"Even if you knock me out first, and then beat me secretly, when I wake up in pain, I will know that you beat me, so this thing can't be done secretly, it will be different if I touch your leg , sneaked while you were asleep, and didn’t notice anything when you woke up. I’m satisfied, and you have nothing to lose. Isn’t this a win-win situation? Right
— By the way, why do you want to hit me secretly? "
"I'm just asking." Sitting beside Xu Qing, Jiang He looked down at him touching his hand, feeling inexplicably comfortable.
After thinking about it carefully, it turned out that Xu Qing's face was blocked by the book...
In the past, he looked down while playing with his hands, which made people feel shy. Now it is much better not to look at him. Jiang He was surprised by this discovery.
It seems that when Xu Qing hugged her leg, it was because of the enjoyment in this guy's eyes that made people feel embarrassed.
Jiang He turned his head to look at his calves under his nightgown, thought for a while and took off his slippers, and nestled on the sofa, huddling with Xu Qing, resting his head on his chest, took a breath carefully, and couldn't help but squint. Eye.
It is really comfortable to lie down with someone you like on such a night.
"You don't move."
Seeing that Xu Qing wanted to remove the book from his face, Jiang He carefully covered it back for him.
"No, what kind of eccentricity is this?" Xu Qing was a little hard to understand.
"Not surprising at all."
Jiang He rubbed against him with squinted eyes, curled up in his arms like when he was watching a movie, but then he was sitting, now he is lying down.
If you don't cover your head, something terrible will happen... It's much safer to cover your head, Xu Qing is like a blind man, he can only lie down and hug her, and can't do anything.
Jiang He thinks this is very good.
"Is it the last time you felt comfortable hugging like this, and then became addicted?" Xu Qing hugged Jiang He's waist tightly, analyzing the problem from her perspective.
Girls just want to hug and hold high, this is instinct, especially for Jiang He, who used to struggle with swords and swords, a warm hug is likely to be addictive, and I want to try again.
But why cover his face with a book, can it be regarded as that he has fallen asleep? Xu Qing feels that the modern version of deception is nothing more than this.
Jiang He snorted and didn't speak, but closed his eyes to feel the tenderness of this moment.
The two of them nestled on the sofa, warm, and she even wanted to sleep like this, but thinking of the terrible consequences of sleeping together, she opened her eyes again.
"Sleeping on the sofa won't make a baby, right?"
?
Xu Qing froze.
"Haven't you seen erotic pictures?"
"Why would I watch something like that?"
"Er Niang didn't teach you how to have a baby?" Xu Qing licked his lips, he suddenly felt guilty for seducing an ignorant girl.
"Taught, taught." Jiang He blinked, not wanting to talk to him, "Shut up, I understand."
"..."
Xu Qing gently rubbed Jiang He's waist with her fingers, thinking about it, she felt that she didn't know, how could Erniang teach her how to have a baby
Now children are all precocious, that's because the Internet is very developed. Earlier, it seemed to be in the fifth grade of elementary school. Xu Qing remembered that he found a special CD, and hid in Qin's house with Qin Hao to watch it secretly. Shocked, thought the baby was born from the ass...
Xu Qing has long forgotten how to solve this misunderstanding, but generally in school, there will always be some precocious children talking about it, and in such an environment, it will naturally be popularized by science.
Jiang He doesn't have a school, and he doesn't have those wimpy playmates. Apart from practicing kung fu, he works, so he probably has no chance to get in touch with these things. He can only wait for his second mother to teach her when he gets married
Or by chance, I went to Yihong Courtyard to see... She didn't seem to have been there either.
"If you move around again, you will have a baby."
Feeling Jiang He rubbing against her bosom from time to time, Xu Qing couldn't help stopping her thoughts, and warned her.
"what?"
Jiang He froze, lying on his chest, not knowing what to do, "I'm a little hot."
"Well... I'll help you buy a fan tomorrow."
"it is good."
Jiang He responded, and couldn't help moving his arms, and stuck to Xu Qing's arms, it was cool and comfortable.
"I have an electric fan in my house, and I can help you find it. If it's hot in the afternoon, you can blow it on... It's not good for your health to blow it too early in this weather. It's better to use a fan."
Xu Qing's room was originally a utility room, and the fans were tidied up when Jiang He moved in, and they were piled up in a corner, wondering if they could still be used.
Having said that, aren't martial arts practitioners invulnerable to cold and heat, and naturally cool when their minds are calm
Of course, this is just his own guess. No one knows whether he is afraid of the heat when practicing martial arts. After all, he has never seen the truth. Most people’s way of knowing is TV. Watching the heroes flying over the walls in the drama, you chase me in summer Can't even sweat, and some people with profound skills can even use internal energy to send out ice balls, or keep out the cold...
Zhang Wuji was very hot when he was teaching the exercises, and he had to take off his clothes, and then white smoke billowed, and the two of them were sweating profusely, because he practiced the Nine Suns Divine Kung Fu, and the Yang is powerful enough, or the Nine Yangs, this scene is very strange. It's normal, the screenwriter's mind is online.
"Are you afraid of heat?"
"No, it's just..." Jiang He thought for a while, but couldn't describe it. He just felt a little dry, like a small fire in his heart, flickering, making people unable to calm down, and always wanted to move.
"No more hugs." She endured it for a while, got up from the sofa, and sat back in front of the computer.
It would be great if he could move a little bit, but Xu Qing said that if he moved around, he would have children, so she wanted to see if this guy lied to her.
Anyway, I will get married in the future. Learning these necessary knowledge first is the basic quality of a modern wife, and it can also prevent him from lying to himself to have many. have a baby.
Xu Qing finally took the book off his face, rubbed his nose, sat on the sofa for a while, got up and pulled Jiang He's leg, watching what she was playing at the same time.
"How to have a baby"
?
With a glance, Jiang He has already closed the webpage.
"you… "
"Shut up!"
"Oh."
Seeing Jiang He's shy and angry eyes, Xu Qing wisely didn't ask any further. He understood that some things had to be learned secretly by himself.
"Touching your feet won't make a baby." Xu Qing explained.
"Of course not!" Jiang He looked at him with the eyes of "are you an idiot?" Of course she knew about this kind of thing. If you touch your feet, you will have children, then the world is full of people now
If you want someone to have a baby, you just need to take off her shoes and touch her while she is sleeping. How could such a ridiculous thing happen, at least you have to lie down and sleep together.
"There will be something in the nine-year compulsory education..." Xu Qing thought for a while, and felt that she would learn something strange if she asked her to check it online, but she lost her biology textbook when she was in school...
He took out his mobile phone and searched in a certain treasure, and wanted to order a popular science book, but felt weird, why did Jiang He learn this thing
"Baidu's stuff is a little unreliable, so don't blindly believe what it says." Xu Qing finally put away his phone again, and explained to Jiang He again that Baidu's search results are unreliable.
"It's like liking shoes. It's actually very weird. Normal people don't like it. It only happens when someone likes you to the extreme."
"You're finally willing to admit that you like shoes?"
"... Well, I admit it."
Xu Qing nodded, it doesn't matter whether she admits it or not, Jiang He has already recognized this fact, as can be seen from her reaction without the slightest surprise.
It's not just that I like shoes... It's not that I like others, but I like Jiang He's straw sandals and small high heels. This is not unacceptable. I like Jiang He's shoes, and I like shoes.
"You didn't like me when you hid my straw sandals." Jiang He didn't believe his nonsense.
"At that time, I was an antique. Antiques are so valuable. If you have the money to buy a big house with a vegetable field, you can farm the land."
"If there is such a big house, why should I still farm?" Jiang He despised.
She found that Xu Qing was very stupid sometimes, not as smart as he appeared in other things.
"Eh?" Xu Qing was stunned, so this is not a hobby? "Then what do you do with a big house?"
"Hire someone to plant it for me."
"..."
Well, every farmer has the heart of a landlord.
Xu Qing struggled for a long time but couldn't get Jiang He to lift his legs, because today she was wearing that wide nightgown instead of the new pajamas divided into two pieces, so he had no choice but to take Jiang He's hand and kiss it hard. , then stood up and prepared to go back to his utility room to sleep.
"Good night."
"Good night."
"Don't be superstitious about the Internet, just look at what you find out."
He instructed to leave the space in the living room to Jiang He, and let her continue to search for the birth of a child.
If you don't figure this out, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep together before you get married.
Ancient people seem to have an indescribable fear of giving birth, mainly because of the poor sanitation in ancient times, childbirth is like walking through the gate of hell, and there is also the matter of "protecting the big and protecting the young", which Xu Qing heard on TV before. These four words are always substituting involuntarily.
Keep the big and the small.
The four words are a choice between two lives, wife and child. After thinking about this level, he always felt chills in his heart.
And at that time, Baoda did not mean that the adults could still give birth if they were saved. In this case, the adults who survived had almost lost their fertility. For a commoner family, Baoda meant that the incense would be cut off, unless Marry another second wife.
But if you can marry a second wife, what is it called a commoner's house
Fortunately, modern conditions are good, and having one or two children is nothing at all. I hope that Jiang He can also realize the greatness of modern times through this, and he can calm down about having children.
Regarding the idea of having a child at such a young age, Xu Qing felt a little absurd for no reason, and shook his head with a self-deprecating smile. After Jiang He came, nothing was normal.
From Jiang He's point of view, he could understand the pressure. According to Jiang He's cognition, it would not be awkward for her to be a mother of two children at her age. At that time, she would be able to call herself an old man at the age of thirty.
Finding an electric fan from a pile of sundries in the corner, Xu Qing wiped the dust off it and put it aside for use in the living room in summer.
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