On May 7th, the textbooks were delivered to the door.
Jiang He curiously wanted to open it, but was stopped by Xu Qing, who carried two packs of books back to his room.
Once this bag is opened, Jiang He's smile may not be so pretty.
"Let's go out to play tomorrow."
It was Xu Qing's plan to go out for a while and start her school again when she came back.
Life should have a sense of ritual.
"where to play?"
"The amusement park is now light for three days after the festival. There should be few people, so there is no need to queue up."
Jiang He had no objection, and turned to search the playground on the computer. He knew from the name that it should be fun.
There is a message in the smart association "Going to the playground with my girlfriend, what should I do?" She clicked on it, and there was a row of answers below.
"Abandon everything and use your best ability to care for her, give her happiness, and make her satisfied. It is said that a woman should live like a child, as long as you give her full happiness and sense of security, you will get her heart. Grab One's heart, naturally... Good luck, happiness"
"Bring enough RMB, you can play with her if she wants to play, buy for her if she wants to eat, and buy for her if she wants to buy!"
"kiss her"
"Holding her hand is fun"
"..."
"You know this is called a self-guided strategy?" Xu Qing leaned to the side to take a look, amused.
No wonder I learn so fast and watch something every day.
"What strategy?" Jiang He closed the webpage as if nothing had happened.
"It's just that I haven't started to do anything to you, you are already ready."
"Don't you?"
"Well... that's not important."
Xu Qing is also hard to say about this matter. If it is expressed by specific values, he only did 60% of it, and the remaining 40% was Jiang He's self-guided strategy.
"You love me, otherwise I would have been slapped and sent to the wall."
He moved his arms and legs, and started punching again, working hard for his future family status.
Jiang He was noncommittal, lying on a chair with a wax gourd in his arms and blowing a fan. The weather has been abnormal recently. It was fine in the morning, but it was getting hotter every afternoon. Come in the heat.
Dot on the computer with his right hand casually, watching Xu Qing practice boxing with a single eye, Jiang He swayed twice on the sofa with his legs on the side, looking at ease.
"You lied to me the first time because you were bad, the second time you lied to me, I deserve it, and the third time you lied to me, we are nothing."
"what?"
Xu Qing stopped punching and looked sideways at her.
"This foreign devil named Stephen said it." Jiang He pointed to the computer.
There was a gratified light in Xu Qing's eyes.
When I teach her the exercise book, she will graduate from elementary school soon.
…
The next day was cloudy and the cool wind was blowing slowly, not noisy at all.
After breakfast, after taking care of herself, Jiang He applied lip balm under Xu Qing's guidance, tied her hair in a neat ponytail, and put on a peaked cap.
White short-sleeved upper body, a thin sun protection clothing, high-waisted wide-leg trousers, slimming style, making the already slender figure look taller.
It's just that he still can't compare with Xu Qing's 1.8-meter-long stupid man. Standing together, he looks small, but he looks tall by himself.
"Why are you wearing a hat?"
Jiang He was not used to the peaked cap, and always wanted to reach out to poke it, blocking her view.
"Sun protection, I'm too lazy to hold an umbrella."
"Then why don't you wear it?"
"I'm not afraid of the sun." Xu Qing went out to check the weather, took Jiang He's hat and put it on his head, "You can wear it when the sun is bright."
Jiangcheng Amusement Park is located near the suburbs and needs to transfer to a bus. The two of them took the bus according to the planned route, took out their mobile phones and tapped the bus code on the bus, sat in the back row and waited for the stop.
With Xu Qing's help, I use Xu Qing's ID card, WeChat and phone numbers in all places where identity is needed, and my daily life is no problem at all.
"I've taken all the buses on this stop." Jiang He showed off in a low voice.
"awesome."
"You wear this hat like a criminal on TV."
"Thank you for the compliment."
"If you meet that fat black man, he will definitely check you out. You really look alike, but you're missing a mask."
Jiang He gestured his mouth. In the movie they watched together, those villains were all like dogs, wearing a peaked cap and sneaking around, they didn't look like good people at first glance.
"I think it's quite normal if you don't sneak around and talk like you're researching criminal plans." Xu Qing's ears were itchy from the heat she exhaled, "And have you noticed that you've talked more recently?"
Although the talkative attribute is cute, but Jiang He's sneaky appearance also said that he looks like a criminal...
"Don't make too much noise." Jiang He pointed to the "Please don't make too much noise in the car" promotional poster, leaning on the chair and recovering as a cold heroine.
Xu Qing looked out the window with an unconcealable smile in his eyes.
After all, Jiang He is just a girl, just at a lively age, but she looked dull and dull when she was too depressed before. As the days go by, she should like playing games, watching movies and listening to music more and more. kind.
Well, there is also love.
I just like to pretend to be calm... Xu Qing glanced sideways at Jiang He, wondering if he could still be calm in the amusement park.
It took nearly an hour before the two arrived at the gate of the amusement park. Jiang He wanted to go to the ticket office next door, but Xu Qing dragged him to the opposite direction. He went to a small shop in the other direction to buy two bottles of water, and chatted with the boss by the way.
"Are there any discount tickets?"
"Yes, yes!"
The boss just wanted to ask them if they wanted to play. There were discounted tickets here, but Xu Qing raised his eyebrows, took out two adult tickets from under the table, and pushed them over with two bottles of mineral water.
"One hundred and eight, you can buy it at the window for two hundred and six."
"Cheaper than online?" Xu Qing took it over to have a look, "Does it work?"
Jiang He next to him felt a pain when he heard the price, and then felt that the discount was so great, he was confused for a while whether he thought it was too expensive or should be happy to pick up the bargain.
"Sure, my store is here and I can't run away, internal price." The boss winked, watched Xu Qing pay, and said hello to have fun.
Leaving the small shop, Jiang He took the tickets in Xu Qing's hand and looked left and right.
"How can it be so much cheaper?"
"The internal price is employee benefits or other random gifts, sold to him, and then resold.
As long as it’s not the kind of place that is full of people and needs to grab scalpers’ tickets, there are usually such places, such as attractions, concerts and so on…”
Xu Qing looked back at the store over there, and explained with a smile: "As long as you can make money, you can do anything. They are smart to make money, and you are smart to save money."
"Then...then..." Jiang He looked up at the gate of the amusement park, "Isn't it a loss if they can't sell the tickets at the ticket office?"
"Depending on the situation, sometimes they deliberately put it on to attract popularity, and sometimes... someone took advantage of it."
"How do you know everything?"
"When you know why I know, you will know."
Xu Qing thought for a while, and led her up the escalator, "There is something called the curse of knowledge, I know a lot of things, but I can't make you understand how I know.
Maybe only at a certain day and moment in your life, when you finish something or see something, you suddenly understand, oh, it turned out to be like this. "
"The curse of knowledge?"
"Well, you can't understand what some stupid people are thinking, and they can't understand what you say. It's like poor information. It's related to all aspects, experience, knowledge, thinking, logic... everything, put together, understand Yet?"
"Understood, you are that stupid person." Jiang He nodded.
"Well, I am."
Jiang He shook Xu Qing's finger, raised his head and looked away.
Xu Qing smiled nonchalantly, how could she not understand that there were so many books bought for Jiang He at home.
Check the ticket to enter the park, and take a park guide map by the way. The two of them didn't keep their bags, only Jiang He carried her bear bag, and Xu Qing's mobile phone key was directly in his pocket, so he didn't need a bag. go inside.
Jiangcheng Amusement Park covers an area of more than 600 acres and has nine themed areas. If you queue up on weekends and holidays, it is difficult to play all of them. Now that the festival has just passed, there are only scattered tourists inside. Not only do you not need to line up, but it is a bit unpopular The project has to wait for a certain number of people to start.
"Is this a place for entertainment?"
The screams from the side made Jiang He put away her girlish mentality, and her expression was slightly dignified. The huge steel machine gave her a sense of crisis.
Looking up, there are chairs on the big roulette tens of meters high, and people are tied to it and turn around...
"Play it first and you'll know!"
Xu Qing was also a little apprehensive. Although there was such an amusement park in Jiangcheng, it was his first time to come, so he was a fool. Tickets with a unit price of more than 100 yuan should not be wasted.
Waiting for the start of the next game in the waiting area, Xu Qing and Jiang He put the bits and pieces of their bodies into the temporary cabinet next to them and sat on the chairs together. , isn’t this really some kind of punishment?”
She was flustered, but she still tried her best to keep calm.
"... You are so powerful, you can fly down even if something happens?" Xu Qing was a little uncertain, "How about... I will try it first."
"I… "
Jiang He thought about what happened on Baidu last night, shook her head, and then quietly and forcefully broke the shoulder press and seat belt on the chair, they were very strong, which made her feel a little relieved.
"Welcome to the Super Pendulum..."
The staff introduced loudly in the operating room, and with the loud dynamic music around, the big pendulum moved slowly.
Xu Qing regretted it.
Very sorry.
Jiang He is right, this is a fucking modern punishment.
The machine began to sway and spin around.
Three minutes, whether it is long or short, the time it takes to pee normally, is extremely long at this time. Xu Qingsheng closed his eyes helplessly, his hands hurt from being pinched by Jiang He, and the feeling of weightlessness never ceased. Packed in all directions.
"Happy time is always short..."
At some point, the staff finally started talking again, the big pendulum began to slow down, and the screams from left and right stopped.
Getting off the equipment, Xu Qing's legs softened and he almost lost his footing.
Looking sideways, Jiang He's face was pale.
In silence, the two took their bags and mobile phone keys and went out, found a bench and sat down.
"Are you still playing?"
"do you want?"
"Will you be afraid if you have such high martial arts?"
"If you don't tie me up and spin around, I won't be afraid to jump from such a high place."
"... Only when you are down-to-earth can you feel safe."
"Ok."
"..."
"..."
Another scream came from not far away.
"Are you still playing?" Jiang He asked this time, her expression was very serious, "I can watch you play."
"How about changing it and I watch you play?"
Xu Qing was powerless to complain, what the hell is Wang Zijun, a swindler, he must have wanted to trick him to come and feel that day.
He could already imagine that Wang Zijun played this and that with his girlfriend with a pale face, and then the girlfriend excitedly pulled him to line up, and then a phone rang, Wang Zijun pretended to be excited and yelled: "You Paradise, let's play together! '
"How did they have so much fun?"
Jiang He looked up at the person hanging on it and couldn't help but speak.
"Maybe they were kidnapped." Xu Qing also raised her head, "If the girlfriend wants to play, the boyfriend has to accompany her."
"I won't accompany you."
"... It shows that our relationship is not strong enough."
"Will you accompany me?" Jiang He expressed doubts.
"I don't accompany you either."
Xu Qing felt that it was stupid for two weak chickens to discuss such an impossible thing, and obviously no one dared to go up again.
"If this torture is used in a big prison, whoever is dishonest will be tied to it for several hours..."
Jiang He said, the two of them shuddered at the thought of that scene.
horrible.
Xu Qing turned his head to look left and right. Despite the screams around him, the scenery in the park was still pretty good. He suggested, "Why don't we just take a photo."
More than a hundred... waste it.
"Yeah!"
Jiang He agreed very much.
After sitting on the chair for a long time, the two of them came to their senses. They had already drunk a bottle of mineral water, so they took a few photos and went to the toilet.
While waiting for Jiang He to come out, Xu Qing rubbed his palms and spread out the guide map of the park to have a look, only to remember that there are some peaceful projects, like a merry-go-round...
Although it would be a bit embarrassing for a big man to play with this thing, it is reasonable to accompany his girlfriend.
Jiang He washed his hands at the faucet, and came out after wiping his hands. Feeling that the sun was getting hotter, thinking about his tanned appearance, he reached out and took off Xu Qing's oblique hat and put it on his head.
"Why do you go to the toilet so fast every time?"
"Because I'm a man."
"Don't... just wipe it off?"
"Huh?" Xu Qing looked at her pretending to be innocent, and said, "Don't you girls have to wipe it?"
"lecher!"
"..."
Double standard!
Xu Qing put away the guide map, skipped this question, pointed to the distance and said, "Let's play a carousel."
"Still playing?" Jiang He trembled.
"This one doesn't fly, and it doesn't swing around, just like riding a horse."
"... go and have a look." Jiang He pulled the brim of his hat, a little in disbelief.
If she knew how to tie people up and hang them in the air, she would just watch Xu Qing play alone.