After studying for a week, it is already halfway through May.
The electric fan is always on, and the daytime temperature is always above 30°C, and the clothes are much cooler. If he doesn't go out, Jiang He still likes to walk around the house in his pajamas.
I just don't understand why these poems and articles, and Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong, who are just looking for trouble, do those weird stupid things.
Obviously they can go out together, but one person has to go out first and walk very slowly, waiting for the other person to chase after them.
Obviously counting the heads is all you need to do, but you have to count the feet of rabbits and chickens...
This rabbit owner must be a pervert like Xu Qing who likes feet.
Jiang He clenched his fists and stared at Xu Qing unkindly, transferring his anger towards the old farmer to him.
"There are many benefits to reading, and the most intuitive one is to make money!"
"How to make money?"
"The fastest way to make money is to rob banks, but if you use violence to rob, you will be arrested and collapsed.
If you know how to read, as long as you study their knowledge, lurk in the bank through recruitment, work hard, and hide your thoughts, you can extract money from the bank without anyone noticing, even the police can't catch you. "
"..."
"..."
"Is that called part-time work?"
"Congratulations on becoming a smart little seedling evolution version 1.0."
Jiang He is already immune to Xu Qing, and this person likes to tease her for nothing.
"Don't pinch my feet." She lowered her head and held the book, her feet dangled on the sofa, obviously she wasn't shy anymore, Xu Qing still liked to pinch them.
"Okay, I'm going out, you stay at home by yourself."
"Oh."
Hearing that Xu Qing took the key to the mobile phone, and then turned to go out, Jiang He pia threw the book aside, stretched his waist and let out a long sigh, then got up from the sofa, lay on the window and opened a crack, watching Xu Qing go away out of the district.
The sun is scorching outside, I don't know what to do to go out...
She snorted, making sure that Xu Qing had gone far away, and then turned back to turn the fan around.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"
"Aww~"
fun.
The phone's wechat ding-dong beeped, and Jiang He picked it up to have a look.
Xu Qing: "Don't make any strange noises towards the fan."
Jiang He was shocked, ran over and opened the window a crack to make sure Xu Qing didn't turn back.
Jiang He: "I don't have one!"
Xu Qing: "There is no best, you are already nineteen years old, you are a mature adult."
Putting down his phone, Jiang He lay on the balcony and stared outside. After watching for a while, he wondered whether he should go out for a stroll too, but finally gave up.
She couldn't even pick up the book, and she couldn't help but get angry when she saw those mentally handicapped people.
If you don't know the time, just look at the watch!
If you want to catch up quickly, run!
How long will it be full? Just wait until it is full and check the time!
Everything makes people do the math!
Jiang He clenched his fists, resisting the urge to chop the math book into pieces with a sword, and sat down in front of the computer to turn it on.
The windows boot page flashed, this is the happiest thing.
As a modern person, it is really not easy to learn so many things. Jiang He remembered that when she was a child, she was sitting on the roof basking in the sun. At her age, the childhood version of Xu Qing was probably lying in front of the desk thinking the same thing as her .
Computers are such a treasure...
She took the mouse and clicked, and finally opened "Computer Tutorial from Beginner to Master". She agreed to study, and learning this is the same.
Stubbornly studying until the sunset, Jiang He looked at the space on the D drive and fell into deep thought.
There is only one movie folder in it, which occupies more than 300 G, but it shows that the memory is full
Could it be broken...
Picking up the phone to ask Xu Qing, Jiang He put down the phone after thinking for a while, opened Baidu, and tapped the keyboard with One Finger Zen.
Long after she learned pinyin, the handwriting tablet was honorably retired, and young people should not use that.
"D disk shows insufficient memory. The reason may be that D disk contains system hidden files, cache files, etc. The solution is as follows:
..."
Following the steps, Jiang He was surprised to find that there was an extra folder, which was bigger than the movie folder.
Solve another problem by yourself.
…
When Xu Qing came back, Jiang He had already prepared dinner, a plate of stir-fried pork with garlic moss, a plate of tiger skin peppers, and cold bitter gourd, a table of simple home-cooked dishes.
"Why are you staring at me?"
"No, nothing."
"Did you study this afternoon?" Xu Qing felt that something was wrong.
"Learn... cough, learned."
Jiang He ate his rice sullenly, and secretly glanced at Xu Qing.
"Your face is a little red." Xu Qing said.
"hot."
"Is it hot?"
"Well, it's very hot."
"Then bring the fan here."
Xu Qing put down the bowl, turned the fan in the opposite direction, turned off the head swing function, and set the first gear for Jiang He.
He doesn't feel hot, maybe it's because he didn't cook. It's almost summer and it's really hot to cook... Xu Qing thought about buying a bigger electric fan and putting it by the kitchen door when cooking, it would be much better.
The meal is over.
Xu Qing packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen as usual. Jiang He sat on the chair without moving, turning her head to stare at the kitchen door. The sound of splashing water and the sound of dishes colliding could be heard from inside. She took a deep breath and looked at the computer with a somewhat erratic gaze. there.
"Okay, tell me what you don't know, and I'll give you a lecture."
The time between washing the dishes and before seven o'clock is the lecture time. Xu Qing attaches great importance to enriching the basic cultural qualities of this little old lady from the Tang Dynasty.
At the same time, increase your authority at home.
If force is not enough, then intelligence, after all, is from Jiangcheng University, tutoring elementary school homework is easy.
Jiang He looked absent-minded, and he was not angry with Xiao Ming's mental retardation anymore while holding the math book. His eyes wandered around Xu Qing, and when he saw Xu Qing looking sideways at her, he quickly pretended to be listening seriously.
When it was time for the live broadcast, Jiang He went into the bedroom to change, but within a few minutes, she put on her shirt and sunscreen, tied her hair and came out.
"Why did you turn off your audio?" Xu Qing was preparing for the live broadcast room, and after a few tinkerings, there was no sound, only to find that the audio switch was turned off.
"That... I'm tired of listening to cross talk."
"..."
baffling.
Xu Qing scratched his head, thought for a while but couldn't come up with any clues, turned on the TV, went to the utility room to take out his clothes hanger and chain mail, and was ready to perform hand rubbing armor.
There are several hundred people in the live broadcast room, and even Xu Qing doesn't know what these hundreds of people are here to see. He tried it a few days ago, and asked Jiang He to withdraw from the live broadcast to rub his armor and stand. The number of people will be reduced by half. Withdraw and let Jiang He play games, the number of people will be reduced by more than half.
Two people have to be here at the same time, and the three figures of Zhong Kui appear together to have that atmosphere, and a group of sand sculpture netizens are very happy to watch.
Jiang He only played his own game in silence, and Xu Qing was in charge of chatting with them while pinching the hoop. After half an hour of pinching, he began to stand up, and the live broadcast room became quiet, leaving only the sound effects and background music of Jiang He playing games.
Jiang He's tier has risen to more than 1,500 points, which is relatively high in a duel field. With the addition of factors such as a tattered body, it is very high. Some people even want to charge her with a set of fashion, and go up to 1,600 points. Chong, was rejected by other sand sculpture netizens.
"What I'm watching is beating up those gaudy Caibi in the initial outfit!"
"That's right, if you want to recharge the money, the anchor would have recharged it long ago. Look at the way you are doing nothing every day, making armor and practicing martial arts. Does it look like someone who is short of money?"
"That's what people play, climbing to the top with ordinary equipment."
"Go up to 1600, I will reward the rocket!"
"Pinch the armor well, I'll give you two rewards!"
"Wake up, there are no rockets here."
"Is the armor for sale, anchor?"
"+1"
"+1"
"Eight hundred, I want it!"
"I'll pay nine hundred!"
"..."
The live broadcast room with a few hundred people is different from the original dozen or so people. The barrage keeps drifting, and it is much more lively than those singing and dancing live broadcast rooms. The hundreds of people just play the atmosphere of thousands of people.
"Not for sale, for personal use. I want to wear it to fight."
Xu Qing didn't stop, picking out questions to answer.
Originally, he was just messing around with Jiang He, but now it seems that he is going to be a little popular, which makes him feel a little subtle.
Can it really be done
Maybe this is the top, unless Jiang He wears the tattered suit in the game and reaches the top in the national uniform.
Well, it seems that at 1600 points, there are still people who directly use Alipay to win the duel.
But the chances are too small. The current division is not only a large group of local tyrants, but many of them are rich and skilled. It is already a bit difficult for Jiang He to win. Others can make five or six mistakes, but she can only make two or three mistakes. The reason... the female gunslinger is not very strong in this version.
"Can you sell this for 900?" Jiang He asked.
"It took me a month to knead two sleeves, and nine thousand is about the same."
"Nine thousand, I bought it!"
"Local Tyrant 666..."
"sharp!"
Xu Qing looked at the barrage and was speechless.
"...just talking, there should be someone who changed hands on the salted fish, you go and search, it won't be so expensive." He shook his head and smiled.
Chatting with sand sculpture netizens is actually quite interesting, much better than doing things alone.
When I first made up, no one watched it, and it was very difficult to do. Later, people started to interact with each other, and it became more fun.
"We do the live broadcast, we just have nothing to do, experience the experience, and don't plan to do anything about it. What about you, take it easy when giving gifts. If you have spare money and enjoy watching, give a gift. Don't go on top, so as not to be grabbed by your husband and wife when you get the chance Ear scolding..."
Xu Qing slowly held the iron ring and talked to them, and suddenly a row of barrages floated by:
"What wife? What is that?"
"There is such a thing as a husband in this world? I haven't seen it in more than 20 years."
"Watching a live broadcast and being critically attacked, it's too difficult for a single dog"
"Cough... I'm sorry, I'm used to it, I thought I had it all." Xu Qing thought about it for a while, then raised his head and said, "It's actually nice to have a wife. Look... wife, kiss one."
"..." Jiang He shook his hand, and was caught in a loophole in the game, "Get lost!"
A row of barrage hahaha floated by.
Hu Tong was playing a game on his computer, and the live broadcast room was open in another window, with Xu Qing, Jiang He and Zhong Kui on it, background music playing, listening to Xu Qing talking inside, he couldn't help but move the corners of his mouth, revealing a little smile.
At first, I thought it was fresh, and I was attracted by the male anchor's stance and watched it for a few more days. Later, I liked the atmosphere here very much.
I didn't ask for attention and gifts every day, and I didn't follow the audience's request to do or broadcast anything. The two of them just played around, one played their own game seriously, and the other was idle. like friends.
To be precise, they have never asked for attention, not even once, and occasionally when someone gives a gift, they don’t make a fuss. Girls sometimes try to ask who it is for. Sand sculpture netizens say it is for rubbing armor of.
If the guy rubbing the armor asked, it would be for someone else.
The two people asked at the same time, maybe it was for Zhong Kui.
"When I first met, always in my heart
Years have not diminished your affection
How can the picturesque mountains and rivers be compared
The scenery you sent me~”
Hu Tong hummed a little along with the background sound in the live broadcast room, and Hu Tong suddenly wanted to fall in love.
Thinking about quarreling, I'm so tired, let's forget it.
…
"Anchor, are you arguing?"
A barrage flew by, and Xu Qing snorted.
"Arguing? We all do it directly."
"what?"
"Damn it? Tell me in detail!"
"Who hit whom?"
"Anyway, it's fine if I've never quarreled. If you talk about it in detail, it's too violent."
After Xu Qing finished speaking, Jiang He squinted at him.
"I seem to know why you made armor..."
"Think carefully!"
"Ultimate Protection"
"Can martial arts practitioners be bullied by women?"
"Don't fight the fire, my armor is not ready yet."
Xu Qing smiled and shook his head.
"How can there be a couple who doesn't quarrel, as long as they can solve the problem..."
"The way you solve your problems is to get beaten up!"
"The truth"
"It's so pitiful that you can make armor."
After talking nonsense, after half an hour, Xu Qing stood behind and practiced, and there was another wave of sympathetic barrage.
Not only will they be beaten, but they will also be fined to stand.
Of course, the sand sculpture netizens were joking, and Xu Qing didn't care, but he never expected that the ghost beast would be his turn.
"Done and call it a day!"
At the end of an hour, Jiang He closed the live broadcast room, uploaded today's video, and then stretched.
"You seem to be more suitable for this than me, and you can chat and joke with them."
"So do you want to be a food blogger?"
"I... Let me think about it." Jiang He said.
Xu Qing nodded, moving his wrists to move the hanger and two sleeves into the utility room, put away the iron rings and pliers, the living room would be a bit uncomfortable if it was a mess, tidy everything up, and then he sat back to his seat , seeing Jiang He holding a Chinese book and reading, while he picked up the computer and got down to business.
"Why are you so far away from me?" After cutting the video for a while, Xu Qing turned around and asked.
He just realized that today Jiang He didn't sit together on the sofa as usual, but sat on the other side with a small stool.
"Huh? Oh."
Jiang He seemed to have just realized it, and sat down beside him slowly.
Glance at Xu Qing, then another.
"what's wrong with you?"
"I'm fine!" Jiang He's voice suddenly became louder, and he leaned into his arms rationally and continued to read.
Xu Qing was a little taken aback.
"Do things well, don't think about messes." Jiang He pushed his face straight.
If this man dared to do anything, he kicked him back into the room.