If the current life can continue unchanged, Xu Qing feels that he is probably happy.
But there is nothing in the world that never changes.
For example, he moved to the utility room, for example, Jiang He slept in the master bedroom, for example, Jiang He could occasionally catch the stalks he threw.
Even Jiang He has learned to hold a joke, and can express surprise by using modal particles such as '嗤'.
After the change, something is wrong with it.
May 23rd.
"Aren't you going out to play today?"
What Jiang He said made Xu Qing feel familiar.
"There's something wrong with you."
"I'm very satisfied." Jiang He lowered his head and said.
"No, you...you can take a break if you don't want to learn, and don't keep thinking about spending me."
Xu Qing attributed the reason to the math book, because Jiang He just asked: Why didn't this old man directly explain how old he was, and insisted on making a question to embarrass Xiao Ming
It can be seen that she is very annoyed, this should be the first time she has empathized with Xiao Ming.
If there is such a person in reality, when asking the age, say how many years ago my age was an integral multiple of yours, and how many years later the age difference will be the remainder... Barbara, Jiang He should not be able to resist stabbing him to death with a sword.
Things compare.
Xu Qing felt that she probably couldn't bear it either.
poor heroine...
If I buy another set of textbooks for the third year of junior high school, I don't know if I will go berserk.
"Here with us, we study one book in half a year, so you don't have to work so hard..."
"Diligence can make up for one's weakness."
Jiang He lay on the table, writing and drawing on the book.
"It's up to you."
Xu Qing continued to do his own thing, the sky outside was rarely cloudy, and it was no longer as dry and hot as the previous few days. He sat in front of the window with his computer in his arms, and felt the cool breeze coming in through the crack of the open window.
"It might be raining."
"It's best to be cooler."
Xu Qing also thought it was quite good. Looking at his comment section, Qin Maocai and Xu Wenbin had seldom argued with each other. The old man was busy making armor, and only Xu Wenbin came to leave a few comments from time to time.
There is a message in the private message, open it and have a look, it is a small manufacturer of a domestic martial arts mobile game that I have never heard of, and I want to talk about cooperation.
Xu Qing was very happy to have an advertisement to propose cooperation, and then rejected him.
Accepting advertisements so early is not good for development.
As a person who has never asked for triple follow at the beginning of a video, Xu Qing thinks that he is relatively pure. What the audience watches is the content, which has nothing to do with other things. Asking for triple follow before even watching the content, this operation is more or less Just stick to it, people don’t even know what the video is, so let’s pay attention and like it first, isn’t this sick…
So he only mentions it at the end, and can see the end without turning it off halfway, which means that people can watch it, and then they can ask for three consecutive.
The beginning of the article went straight to the point, without a few seconds or even tens of seconds of greetings. Xu Qing thinks this is one of the reasons why his videos are so comfortable to watch.
As for the advertisement... Unless the other party has given a lot, or it is a big manufacturer, you can think about it. At present, it is unlikely.
Half an afternoon passed quietly, Xu Qing finished today's work, stretched his waist and walked lightly to Jiang He's side, to see how she was doing, he saw Xiao Ming in the book, with a sword stuck in his head , four or five darts.
"Diligence can make up for one's weakness?"
"..."
Jiang He, who was trying to doodle on the textbook, closed the book in an instant and stared at the cover to study.
"If you find it difficult, let it go first." Xu Qing said.
"Have you ever been like this before?"
Jiang He remembered the nine years of compulsory education, but he could survive for nine years.
"Yeah, if you don't learn well, you will be spanked by the teacher, and your palm will be spanked."
"It's so pitiful." Jiang He shook his head sympathetically, then stood up and went to the computer, "The computer is still fun."
"..."
Watching Jiang He play Altman Tiga, leaning on the chair with her legs crossed and comfortably entering the viewing mode, Xu Qing helped her pack up the draft paper and pens, and opened the book to look at the graffiti just now.
It's quite decent, the style of the sword is still the one bought on a certain treasure.
"It made up for my childhood."
Xu Qing sighed, "I thought the same way at the time. Later, I was afraid of being eliminated by society, so I studied hard and got admitted to university."
"Will you be eliminated?"
"I don't know. After all, I have read the book, and now I can stay at home comfortably. I should have the credit for reading. Although I don't need school knowledge to cut videos, I have been studying for more than ten years. The way of thinking, as well as the more choices provided by my education.”
"You are learning from me."
"It's just telling the truth. You can do a lot of things without reading, but you can live as if you hadn't read the book. The reverse is not true. It's hard to sit in the office and blow the air conditioner without reading, and be a teacher. Finance, Data Analyst…
Speaking of which, I have also taken the Putonghua test. At first I thought about becoming a teacher, and now this is still in my options. "
Xu Qing casually flipped through Jiang He's textbook, recalling the original plan, and sighed faintly.
There is no medicine for regret in life. Although administrative penalties are not too affected, the political review is very troublesome. This is one of the reasons why I chose to stay at home to make videos after graduation.
"Is it good to be a teacher?"
"I mainly like the kind of children... You don't understand even if you tell me. I think it's very interesting to correct homework and composition for them."
"I understand, children's stupidity."
"?"
Xu Qing looked sideways.
"Your mother said that when you were a child, you watched Ultraman, you held a flashlight on the TV, cried and yelled to tell Dijia to stand up, she thought you were crazy." Jiang He pointed to Dijia on the computer, the giant of light was Kill monsters with X-rays.
She was puzzled, "Isn't this amazing?"
It is completely impossible to imagine the scene of the little Xu Qing holding the TV and crying bitterly with a lot of snot and tears.
"You'll understand when you see the last episode."
Xu Qing put down the book expressionlessly, took out his mobile phone and found the family who are in love with each other.
"@家庭费费的人, Mom, can you stop talking to Jiang He about everything?"
Zhou Suzhi: "What did I say?"
Xu Qing: "Ultraman, big goose, dog... Everyone else brags to their daughter-in-law about how powerful their son is. Is it interesting for you to dig into history here..."
Xu Wenbin: "Do you have a white history?"
Jiang He: "In a daze"
Fuck!
Xu Qing shook his hand and looked up at Jiang He who was holding the phone.
"When did you get into the group?!"
"Last time you were reading in the study, and I was chatting with my aunt outside, and she added me in."
"Why didn't you say anything?" Xu Qing looked down, there were indeed four people in the group chat, if it wasn't for Jiang He's words, he wouldn't have noticed.
In the group, Zhou Suzhi was already asking when Jiang He went to eat...
"Why do you have the feeling that you guys got along well before I knew it?" Xu Qing felt very strange.
Jiang He hugged his phone and bowed his head to write in response to Zhou Suzhi, "Is there any?"
"are not there?"
…
Zhou Suzhi happily typed on her mobile phone, while Xu Wenbin sat aside and looked at the photos Zhou Suzhi sent him.
Above is Xu Qing holding the computer and working.
"Where did he come from?" Xu Wenbin felt strange, "That kid is just pretending..."
"Why are you just pretending, I asked Jiang He to take this picture."
Zhou Suzhi curled her lips, "I said I missed him very much, and then asked Jiang He to take a picture to see what he was doing, and Jiang He took a picture for me."
"..."
Xu Wenbin zoomed in on the picture, looked at Xu Qing pushing his glasses seriously, and didn't speak.
"He hasn't gone out to spend money or cause trouble now. What else are you dissatisfied with?"
"Did I say anything?" Xu Wenbin stood up angrily, turned around and went into the study.
…
Until the finale, Jiang He didn't know what to cry about. Although Dijia was petrified and sank to the bottom of the water, the movie will definitely come back to life and defeat the monster in the end. The previous dozens of episodes are all this way.
Sure enough, Xu Qing was very stupid when he was young.
Jiang He despised Xu Qing with his eyes.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You used to be a stupid kid."
"Kids are stupid."
"Xiaoyan is very smart." Jiang He cited an example to refute Xu Qing's words.
"At that time, you didn't see her stupid side. When she changed her teeth a few years ago, she was so desperate that she thought she was going to die, so she ran over to say goodbye to me."
"..."
Jiang He hugged his legs and stopped talking, moving the mouse to click on the computer.
It seems that she was also like that when she was a child—I remember that when she was just practicing martial arts, one day she was practicing boxing, and her teeth fell out by themselves. She can understand an arm being cut off with a knife, and she can understand being punched until the mouth and teeth fall out.
The head of the family knocked out other people's teeth, which is normal, but she couldn't understand why the teeth fell out by themselves, and they disappeared without touching the good ones. This shocked her and thought she was dead. Soon, because there was an old man in the village who was also like this. He lost all his teeth and died within a few months...
"Why do children's teeth fall out by themselves"
Although she already knew it was normal, she still wanted to know the reason.
"Why do people bleed themselves"
"I won't bleed." Xu Qing leaned over and said casually.
"Of course I know you won't shed!" Jiang He was about to stare at him.
"I don't know why, let's take a look together."
"go away."
"Then I'll check it myself."
Curiosity and seeking knowledge are human instincts, Xu Qing only knows a general idea, because of some kind of physiology, but he really can't say why.
"I think it's weird." Jiang He rubbed his eyes, and discussed with Xu Qing how it was abnormal to think about this kind of thing, but he was very used to it.
"What's so strange about male and female friends discussing biological differences together?"
"Very nasty."
"Well... sorry, I apologize."
Xu Qing said, "Sometimes I treat you as a modern girl... I was negligent."
"Can you discuss this issue with modern girls?"
"No, only when the modern girl is a girlfriend." Xu Qing shook her head, "If it's not a girlfriend, you can't talk about such things casually."
"How about holding my leg?"
"This is different. Whether you can accept it in your heart and whether you can effectively reject it is a criterion."
"ok, I got it."
Jiang He nodded.
If he can't accept it and wants to reject it, he can't even touch it, let alone hug it.
"Then you hug."
Jiang He turned the chair and put his legs on the sofa.
"You're acting like I need your permission to hug me."
"Isn't it?"
"That's right, but it's very sad, like a reward." Xu Qing said sadly, but his hands were not slow at all.
"Then let me put it another way, please hug..." Jiang He got stuck in the middle of his sentence.
It's embarrassing to say that.
"I understand, I understand."
Jiang He stared at the computer without speaking, she also found that something was wrong, the relationship between the two was a bit strange.
"It's not like a task, it's a natural emotion. I don't want to hug your legs all the time, but when I'm free, I want to get closer to you and satisfy my lustful psychology...
It feels a bit perverted to say something that is normal. "
Xu Qing frowned, paused for a moment, smacked his lips and said, "Who told you that you are Xiaohemiao... you will understand gradually."
"You don't want to hug now?"
"No, I didn't think about it at all when I was talking about business, and I didn't have that kind of thought. If you want to, you can put your legs over, and I will hug you naturally, not because you think I want to, and then call me Come hug me, understand?"
"Oh..." Jiang He understood, "I think so."
"what?"
Jiang He stopped talking, curled up his toes slightly, moved his feet into his arms.
She figured out what was so strange, she just felt comfortable like this, but she didn't want to call Xu Qing over because it was weird to say it.
It's best not to say anything about this kind of thing, find Xu Qing directly and lay down in his arms, or put your legs on him, so that you can feel comfortable.
Jiang He squinted his eyes and continued typing with One Finger Zen, his toes twitched and played with Xu Qing's hands.
"I'm not shy anymore, you still like to pinch my feet."
"Well... this is a liking." Xu Qing didn't expect that he still had such a liking.
"Not lustful?"
"Lust is like everyone, like bears, no matter how big or small, whether it's yours or not, you will like it, this is a man's instinct, that's called lust.
Feet are unique, other people's feet are disgusting just thinking about them, they are very smelly, only yours, I want to touch them twice when I see them, this little... "
Xu Qing gently pinched the sole of her foot, "This represents absolute love."
"It feels like you're talking nonsense." Jiang He blushed a little.
How can there be so many reasons to talk nonsense... This is a pervert.
Also very capable.
"what is this?"
Before Xu Qing could continue speaking, she moved her mouse to a video on Xiaopozhan, and clicked it with some doubts.
"My grandpa's grandpa's grandpa... many generations
My grandpa's grandpa's grandpa went back many generations, it was Xu Chu
I have the Tiger Chiquan left by him at home.”
The images of Xu Qing pinching the hoop and standing on the stake flickered alternately, and the rhythmic rap made both of them stunned.
"Practicing boxing first trains the waist, the force starts from the ground in the legs, and the force reaches the shoulders, elbows and wrists
wife, give me a kiss
Jiang He: "Get out!"
"Martial arts in the world, ever-changing
quarrel? We are all hands-on. "
Jiang He: "He is standing for punishment."
"The armor is not for sale, it is for personal use!"
"Don't fight the fire, my armor is not ready yet"
Jiang He: "He doesn't like to talk, he just likes to stand"
Xu Qing penalty station.jpg
Xu Qing was shocked when the clip of practicing piles and armor was edited in such a way to match what he said during the live broadcast.
Good guy, it's a story about a martial arts practitioner who is forced to endure humiliation and make himself armor to prevent being beaten.
Restore the truth.
The two looked at each other, and Jiang He laughed out loud.
Xu Qing's face was dark.
Who the hell threw me into the ghost animal area