The fan is very hardworking, never complains, never lazy, as long as the switch is pressed, it will whine and blow out wind until the day it breaks.
Jiang He turned on three gears, the biggest one, the wind was so strong that it blew the hair on her forehead and kept shaking. She leaned over the desk and held a pen, poking her eyebrows with the tip of the pen, as if it was fun—— It's more fun than those headache-breaking questions. Although she has mastered most of the knowledge in the current workbook, it is very sad to apply it and write it down step by step.
The sweltering summer weather makes people feel irritable, and Xiaoming, Xiaohong, and Xiaogang who have nothing to do every day make people feel more irritable.
"Princes and generals, I'd rather be kind!"
Jiang He slapped the pen on the book, turned around and faced the fan, "Wow wow..."
"?"
Xu Qing looked sideways at her.
"Don't make weird noises at the fan, it looks silly."
"My pleasure!"
"If you are tired from studying, you can take a rest, watch videos and listen to songs, or watch the simple scenes with only two or three actors..."
"I haven't seen it!" Jiang He retorted loudly with widened eyes.
"...cross talk."
"..."
"What do you think I'm talking about?" Xu Qing looked at her meaningfully.
Jiang He took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.
Can't fight can't fight.
"You used to watch Jin Ping Mei when you lived alone."
"Do you know what Jin Ping Mei is?"
"I see."
"A work of art should be viewed with an artistic eye, you can't..."
"You just want to move in and do shameless things to me." Jiang He interrupted, "You're obscene."
"Thinking and doing are two different things. We are boyfriend and girlfriend. It's normal to think about it. Besides, I can't beat you. Whether you will do it or not is up to you?"
"You, you hold my leg..."
"Uh… "
Xu Qing felt wronged, stared at his computer and stopped talking.
"You bully me, a Kaiyuan person who doesn't understand anything, always trying to lie to me..."
Jiang He sneaked a glance at him, went to the computer with broken thoughts, sat down and turned it on in one go.
"Have you finished the question?"
"Tiantian wants to lie to me, and even wants to move into my house! Don't worry, be kind!" Jiang He suddenly raised his voice.
"... let's play, let's play!"
"Humph."
Jiang He pursed her lips, turned the electric fan to her side, and then turned on her new-found Matchmaker to play.
It's fun, but every time the attack gem is eliminated, the other party will make a strange cry, so she has to turn down the sound.
Hearing that the voice was not right, Xu Qing frowned and asked, "What are you playing?"
"Xiaoxiaole."
"Xiaoxiaole?"
He got up and came over to take a look. There was a mirror on the computer, and Jiang He dug out the game on the D drive.
He didn't think this game was very fun, but he couldn't bear it when he saw the discount. After downloading it, Xu Qing only played it twice and then threw it aside.
"This game isn't really fun."
"Why isn't it fun? I think it's good, watch me eliminate these three gems..."
Bang bang bang!
A series of sound effects were played, and the opponent's clothes on the computer were shattered by Jiang He's operation of eliminating gems.
"..."
"..."
Seeing the two big bears bouncing back and forth, Jiang He froze.
"Cough... I said it's not fun, but in fact, drive D should be formatted, I'll teach you, so..."
"Get up!"
Jiang He glared at him viciously, "I didn't expect you...you..."
"It's very normal for a male living alone to have this kind of game in his computer. If he didn't steal it or steal it, what's the matter? If you didn't lock the computer, I would have deleted them a long time ago."
Xu Qing looked at "Computer Tutorial from Beginner to Master", and felt something was wrong.
Isn't it normal to start from getting started to give up? How can you even learn to find hidden folders
"Is this all on your mind?"
"No, I just read it when I'm bored, really." Xu Qing said.
Jiang He was dubious, as if he had been watching movies with his computer in his arms for the past year, and these were just left on.
"There's a word called collectivism, which means you don't play after downloading it. You see, I haven't played many games on my computer, have I?"
"I just believed your nonsense."
"Now I delete them all..."
"Don't touch it, it's mine now." Jiang He quickly protected the mouse.
"?"
"This is all evidence of your apprenticeship. If you want to delete it, you won't admit it. It's impossible!"
"Playing too much is too much for the body." Xu Qing felt a little bit finished, this wife from Kaiyuan was about to go astray.
"Why can't you bear it?"
"I'm just a pure boyfriend, it's hard to explain this to you."
Jiang He didn't believe his nonsense, he had long thought that this guy was not that simple, and now he has discovered Xu Qing's secret...
After closing this broken game, she clicked the mouse and opened another game.
"This one too?"
"This is not." Xu Qing shook his head, and Jiang He opened Hearthstone, "This requires an account application."
"Then I'll play this."
"Need to apply for an account."
"Don't you?" Jiang He wondered.
"... Okay, I'm not used to seeing you take it for granted." Xu Qing complained, although his is Jiang He's, but...
It feels a little different recently.
"You're holding my leg..."
"Okay, stop talking."
After the game was updated, Xu Qing quickly entered his account password.
Xu Qing felt very familiar with the loud voice of the owner of the small tavern.
When I was in school, I would play games when I was bored. I got a subsistence allowance every month. Later, I played less games. I have never touched the games here. Now I hand them over to Jiang He, which is quite a bit of inheritance.
"This is a card deck game. You have a set of cards, the opponent has a set of cards, and then play one by one. You have to use your brain to play."
Seeing that Jiang He excitedly clicked to start the game, and didn't even read the basic tutorial, Xu Qing couldn't help reminding.
Jiang He: I don't know who I am, I don't know where I am, I just know that I'm going to kill...
Facing the completely unfamiliar interface, Jiang He was at a loss, and thought about wanting to take the throne:
"Then play it again and let me see."
"It's actually very simple. There is a crystal here, which increases by a little each round, and then the cards are played in turn..."
Xu Qing sat on the chair, ended his first round without any hassle, then held Jiang He to let her sit on his lap, and taught her hand in hand.
Holding her soft body in her arms, she didn't feel hot at all. Xu Qing turned her head and smelled it, and Jiang He's hair was still so fragrant.
"If you can play legends, you can also play this, it's more interesting, but it's more difficult in terms of your IQ..."
The legend is the highest rank, and only stars will be added after that, no new ranks will be added.
"Your IQ is difficult."
"Well, I admit, I've never hit a legend."
Xu Qing felt that it would not be difficult for him to reach legend, but he had never tried it. He likes entertainment decks, which are not so utilitarian, and he perfectly avoided the mainstream of each version.
Others T7 hunt him to play Miracle Thief, others go to A Mu and he plays Weasel Mu, and others use Secret Law to play Lai Thief...
Jiang He raised his chin to look at Xu Qing, arched twice in his arms, and quietly took a deep breath.
Xu Qing manipulated the mouse while talking, and frowned when he saw the cards played by the other party, showing a thoughtful look.
"When I think that I am teaching an ancient heroine how to play hearthstone, it feels very magical."
"I'm already a modern man."
"Modern people all receive nine-year compulsory education and read books."
"... Play the game well, I won't do any questions today."
Hugging together to play a few rounds of Hearthstone, the time has quietly reached seven o'clock in the evening, Jiang He lazily climbed off Xu Qing, adjusted his clothes to open the dnf duel field, and then opened the live broadcast room.
Xu Qing noticed for a moment that the beautiful girl with yogurt was ranked second on the list, overwhelmed by Wang Zijun.
He may have tried to overtake it several times, but every time he was pushed down by Wang Zijun.
The big dog is the official entrustment...
Xu Qing shook his head, took out the armor he had made himself, hesitated for a while and did not knead the chain mail, but continued weaving with the vegetable basket.
It has been more than a month, and the basket has not been made yet, so I feel a little guilty.
"This is a food basket. It can be used as a figure. When it's done, it's a storage box. You can put the usual chargers, earphones, nail clippers and other bits and pieces in it."
Xu Qing was holding a half-made vegetable basket and shaking it in front of the camera. The iron rings collided with each other and rattled a few times before it was ready.
"awesome!"
"Homemade vegetable basket figure, the female anchor picked up a ghost"
"want to"
"Anchor, are you on the news?"
The bullet screen drifting past made Xu Qing stunned, "What news?"
Hu Datongshu: "A policeman ran into a robbery on his way home from get off work, and met enthusiastic citizens who worked together. No matter how you look at it, it looks like you. It must be you, right?"
"Fuck? Where is it? I want to see it too!"
"Where is brother?"
"So awesome?"
"It's not such a coincidence!"
"Anchor, are you from Jiangcheng?"
"Well, I'm from Jiangcheng, but this matter..."
With the bullet screen, Xu Qing calmly took out his mobile phone and searched for local news.
A few seconds of gif animation, just at the edge of the alley, he beat people to the ground with half of his face exposed.
Shuangfengguaner.gif.
Look at the time it was posted early this morning, there are already many comments below.
"It's a misunderstanding... We are all good citizens, playing games and making armor, how can we do double peaks?"
Wang Dashao, who was playful and dejected: "Fuck, you're on the news, brother!"
Nima!
Jiang He just finished a round quickly, stretched his neck to look at Xu Qing's cell phone, and gave him a surprised look.
Although Xu Qing talked about what happened that day, he didn't go into such a detailed process, he just said that he was stunned by a slap.
In the picture, both hands clapped together on the person's head, and then the person fell down. Xu Qing didn't seem to be sure if the person was pretending. He went to kick the person's feet, and then squatted down in front of Qin Hao, who was clutching his stomach.
"It's handsome." Xu Qing praised, saved the picture and sent it to Qin Hao.
Qin Hao replied quickly: "I've seen it before."
Xu Qing: "You didn't even tell me?"
Qin Hao: "Not yet."
Xu Qing put the phone aside and continued pinching her iron basket.
unexpected.
"The host must be you, right?!"
"Fuck, is this kung fu?"
"Excellent, what kind of boxing is this? Taiji? Baji?"
"Tiger Crazy Fist!"
"Hmm... As for whether it's me... Guess?" Xu Qing raised her head and laughed.
…
Guess what!
Hu Tong almost dropped the keyboard, it must be you!
When he was editing, he felt familiar, and kept holding back until night to ask, to make sure, but in the end he still guessed...
Pulling the moving picture to the desktop, Hu Tong found the video from another ghost animal folder, thinking about how to add it to the ghost animal.
…
It has already been filed, and Xu Qing is not afraid of any trouble, but now everything is on the right track, and he doesn't want to be troublesome.
I have nothing to do to make videos, write movie reviews, research stocks, and play games with Jiang He. These days are very comfortable, there is no need to be too busy.
Jiang He played the game dully and did not participate in his chatting with the audience. Now that the new account has the same score as the previous female gun in the duel field, she is struggling a bit and doesn't want to be distracted.
At the end of eight o'clock, Jiang He breathed a sigh of relief, and he had to concentrate on the high score, otherwise he would be slapped to death on the ground if he was not careful.
"That's you." She opened the webpage to search for the news she just read on Xu Qing's phone.
"Well, it's me." Xu Qing nodded and admitted.
"There is no such move in the boxing I taught you. You probably wanted to slap him here." Jiang He gestured to his head suspiciously.
"Yes, isn't it all because of you?"
Speaking of this, Xu Qing was a little helpless, "You said that you were lucky enough to snap people's necks off... How dare I snap off people's necks? Seeing that the mouse was stabbed so angry that I tried my best and couldn't get it back. Thinking of this I hurriedly patted him with the other hand, and just like this, I patted his head with both hands."
"oh, I see."
"Kungfu is really not a good thing, it's too lethal..." Xu Qing rubbed his wrists, and looked at her with some concern: "You should be able to retract and release freely, right? I don't want to see you take a picture of someone's head someday."
"I can do it against someone like you, but I can't keep my strength when I'm facing a master."
"It's a good thing I'm too naive..."
"Ok."
Jiang He looked at the gif on the computer, watched it many times, and then turned to Xu Qing with narrowed eyes, "If I were to shoot him like this..."
"What will happen?"
"His head will be like a watermelon, boom!" Jiang He uttered an onomatopoeia.
Xu Qing's complexion changed, he was startled by the scene described by Jiang He.
With two little hands waving like that, a person's head becomes like a watermelon...
Looking at Xu Qing's appearance, Jiang He couldn't help laughing out loud. She found that Xu Qing was sometimes very timid, and it was fun to scare him deliberately.
"You are so timid."
"It's not that I'm timid, it's that normal people are afraid."
"I'm not afraid."
"Because you're abnormal." Xu Qing got up from the chair angrily, and cleaned up his iron ring pliers, "Don't do such a disgusting thing, killing people is against the law."
"I just want to scare you. I used a sword to cut off people's heads..."
"Shut up!"
"Oh."
Realizing that his tone was not very good, Xu Qing took a deep breath and slowed down his voice: "It's all in the past. Now you are a weak woman with no power to restrain you. You have never hurt anyone, understand?"
"understood."
"...and I'd be scared if you mentioned those details."
He looked at Jiang He and said, the girl was holding a sword back then, it was really possible to stab him to death with one sword.
Originally, life and death were too far away from people, and they were always so fearless. After seeing Qin Hao's almost accident at close range, Xu Qing felt the fragility of life.
and respect for life.
Jiang He lowered his head, raised it up after a while, and opened his hand towards him: "I see."
"You are Jiang He, a modern man."
"Well, I'm your girlfriend Jiang He."
Jiang He rubbed his nose lightly on his face, "I really just want to scare you, I won't hurt people casually, don't be afraid that I will be arrested."
"You have to think of yourself as a modern person from the bottom of your heart."
"Well, do you want to eat my tongue?"