Xu Qing suddenly noticed that Jiang He seemed to be learning to act like a baby.
Natural instinct
Incredible.
I was already so good at fighting, and then I learned to act like a baby...
Looking at the blank exercise book on the coffee table, Xu Qing felt very embarrassed.
Jiang He had already gone to the refrigerator to take out a can of Coke, opened the tab with a bang, plugged in a straw, and sat in front of the computer to study Hearthstone.
The fun thing about Hearthstone is that you don’t have to operate it all the time like dnf, just lean back on the chair comfortably, then drink coke with your legs crossed and wait for the opponent to play a card—this is Jiang He’s experience after watching Xu Qing play several games arrived.
"Why is he so ugly?"
Opposite Jiang He was a warrior, an ugly monster compared to the female priest she was playing.
"That means you haven't seen the Warlock yet."
"Do you want me to play with you?" Seeing that Xu Qing had nothing to do, Jiang He patted his leg, imagining the same thing as when Xu Qing was playing with her just now.
"Any normal girl would not make such a suggestion, but ask for a hug."
"Hmm?"
"One punch, one buzzer."
Xu Qing said something difficult to understand, picked up the computer and sat on the sofa to watch his favorite movie.
He spends more time hugging the computer than Jiang He.
No matter what posture you use to play, the computer will cooperate.
The computer won't ask questions, the computer won't squeeze your fist and click, the computer will always be there waiting for you, the computer is fine.
The self-made MV I made last time was posted on the front page for a day, and the popularity increased greatly, which made Xu Qing taste the sweetness. I have always wanted to make another one, but I have no idea.
The reason why the last one became popular is that the story is complete and contrary to the content of the lyrics, but it is also miraculously consistent. From another perspective, the story of two people becomes a story of one person, creating a contrast.
Winter Melon flicked its tail and jumped, its chubby body directly hit the keyboard of the notebook. Before it could lie down, Xu Qing picked it up by the back of its neck.
Grab the throat of fate.
The back of the cat's neck is like a door, as long as it is caught, it can't move, just like those martial arts bosses in martial arts movies, there is always a fatal weakness.
One person and one cat stared at each other.
There is no expression on Winter Melon's fat face, but from the eyes, it can be seen that it is very uncomfortable to be carried like this.
"Jiang He..."
"Huh?" Jiang He, who was playing Hearthstone, turned his head in confusion.
"I didn't call you."
"?"
"I suddenly feel that you are very similar." Xu Qing carried the winter melon to Jiang He's side and let go, "You and it are very similar."
"Winter melon is smart."
Jiang He picked up the wax gourd and put it on his lap.
Xu Qing was noncommittal.
When the winter melon first arrived, it was fried every day, nested in the corner, or drilled under the bed, only delicious food can lure it out, and continue to hide after eating.
Later, I felt safe, gradually gained weight, liberated my nature, and became more and more clingy, hanging around at home every day.
Jiang He is a cat.
Xu Qing looked worriedly at Jiang He, who was playing cats. He couldn't beat him, and he learned how to act coquettishly. If he turned into a big fat man, his days would be over.
"See what I do?"
Jiang He raised his eyebrows, still looking heroic.
"It's nothing, I just feel that I have a girlfriend who is by my side every day, but in the end I won't let you even turn on the air conditioner together... You already understand what you should know now, you won't have children if you just sleep together, why can't you be sympathetic to me? Do you know how hot it is in summer? This fan blows hot air at night... "
"Then let's change it back." Jiang He hesitated.
"Forget it, pretend I didn't say it."
"..."
Jiang He gritted his teeth angrily, "You just want to move in and sleep with me!"
"It's really hot."
"Bitter trick!"
"No, how could I abuse myself in that stupid way..."
"Then I'll move into your room, and we both have fans."
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
Xu Qing laughed: "Just kidding, girls are most afraid of heat, so you don't need to move here."
"How do you know girls are afraid of heat?"
"Cough... I just know it, but I can't explain to you how I know it. This is called the curse of knowledge."
"Thanos is fake, it's in the movie."
"I..." Xu Qing opened his mouth, the words stuck in his throat.
How do you even know Thanos
what the hell!
"I looked it up the other day after you said it, and then I found out that Thanos and Iron Man fought, and finally Iron Man died..."
"Go and check everything I said, right?" Xu Qing scratched his face, not knowing what to say for a moment.
"Of course, look it up if you don't understand."
"Well... I also know why you know Jin Ping Mei, and you already know a lot of things that I don't know."
Jiang He was still the same Jiang He, he knew everything, so he watched his performance in his stomach.
Ghosts and ghosts.
Withered bad.
"In fact, the curse of knowledge does exist. To put it simply, everyone can only think on the basis of his cognitive level. This cognition is the sum of all experiences from birth to the present. People cannot understand things beyond their own cognition. If you understand it, you understand it, and those who don’t understand it can’t explain it clearly.”
Xu Qing rubbed his nose and said, "So I didn't lie to you."
"You can't lie to me even if you want to." Jiang He snorted, "It's just that I let you think you have fooled me."
"Have you learned to play tricks?"
"..." Jiang He pursed his lips and did not speak.
In fact, the weather is really hot, and it is about to enter July, and the sun is shining every day without even raining, and the heat is getting hotter and hotter. Xu Qing pulled out his ancestral summer mat, and every day he wakes up with marks on his body.
"If it's really hot, you can move that bed into the house." After a while, Jiang He pointed to the utility room, "Then I will sleep on that bed, and the big bed will be given to you again."
"What's the difference between that and changing the room back?"
"You never agreed to change it back."
Sleeping in one room with two beds is better than sharing the same bed, otherwise Xu Qing might secretly trick her into giving birth to a child.
"Well... that's fine too." Xu Qing pondered for a while and agreed.
It's really hot, and the ancestral mats are useless—you can't turn on the air conditioner yourself to let Jiang He go back to the utility room to heat up, and Jiang He can't turn on the air conditioner so that he can suffer in the utility room. This is the best way.
"Then after I finish this round, I will help you move the bed in." Jiang He said.
Priest civil war is a disgusting thing, but Xu Qing's deck only has Weasel Mu, the voice of 11 Weasel hehehe sounds cheap, Jiang He has not yet grasped the core logic of this deck, and has been at a disadvantage .
"The winning point of this deck is to shuffle the cards. Shuffle a lot of rats into his deck, let him play more and more cards, and then you win..." Xu Qing came over and sat aside, holding her leg and touching it. Touch and point at the same time.
Straight and slender legs, you won't get tired of playing for a year.
"Why did you shuffle it into his deck?" Jiang He asked. Each player's deck only had thirty cards, and the card buster from the previous hand gave her the illusion that the thicker the deck, the better.
"Using 11 rats to dilute his cards, he can only draw one card in one round. If he draws it this time, it is a rat. In the next round, he will draw another rat. In the next round, he will draw it again, and it will still be a rat... He quits himself. "Xu Qing smiled very cleanly.
"It's so slow to win like this."
Jiang He was lucky, and all the key cards were in his hands. Seeing this, Xu Qing put down his legs and helped her control the mouse to play the cards.
"This is an entertainment deck. The other cards are to win the game. This deck is to win the game together. Simply put... it is to engage in mentality and directly win the person on the other side of the computer through the screen."
By the way, click an emoji: "Holy Light will punish you"
The line of "Wow" was deleted, which directly reduced the pastor's interest by 80%. Xu Qing has long complained about this.
To face Dirty Mu, one has to be dirtier than him.
"So... this game isn't about winning?" Jiang He suddenly got the point.
Unlike dnf, entering the duel arena is to win the victory.
"Everyone has their own way of playing. This set of decks is not for winning. If you want to win, you can use a set of secret methods... I don't know if it is out of date. Generally speaking, the more expensive the deck, the more fancy and lower the strength. My set Cards are very expensive."
Ten minutes later, the pastor on the other side quit the game cursing.
Jiang He watched helplessly as the opponent's card deck became more than forty cards, feeling that he could play, excitedly wanted to make another move.
"Move the bed." Xu Qing reminded.
"what… "
Play a game and forget the important things.
They went to the master bedroom together, and wanted to move the big bed, but Jiang He hesitated looking at the bed.
Moving in another bed is very crowded, and I have to sleep in the same room... It seems a bit hypocritical.
What's the difference between putting two beds side by side and sleeping on the same bed
"Or...you..."
"Ok?"
"Put the sword in the middle, half of us seems to be fine." Jiang He estimated the size of the bed.
"Yes!" Xu Qing was pleasantly surprised.
"We're all in pajamas anyway, aren't we?"
"exactly!"
"You can't beat me, if you dare to touch me, I will kick you off."
"That's right, that's right!"
"That… "
"It's such a happy decision!"
Seeing that Jiang He was still struggling, Xu Qing pushed her back to the throne and continued playing the game.
Originally, it was only natural for male and female friends to sleep together.
Leaving Jiang He in the living room to play games, Xu Qing rushed to take a bath, threw the three-foot long sword on the bed by the way, took two steps back to look, moved the position, and left two-thirds of the space for Jiang He, and he slept three by himself. One part is enough.
"When do you sleep?"
"I'll play for a while longer." Jiang He said calmly without looking back.
"Oh, then I too... watch the video for a while."
Seeing that she was not in the mood to go to bed early, Xu Qing suppressed her anticipation and came out to pick up her computer and watch the drama.
It was a little sudden, he didn't expect it to go so smoothly, and he thought he would sleep on the floor for a while.
If I were a modern girlfriend, I would have rolled the sheets many times... Jiang He is really bad.
Fortunately, I didn't insist on waiting for the bridal chamber, otherwise the utility room would have to install an air conditioner.
Thinking wildly until eleven o'clock, Jiang He was still fighting against others with a priest. There was no victory in the record of total defeat, but he still had a great time playing.
"Is it time to sleep?"
"Ah? Oh." Jiang He's eyebrows trembled, and he went to take a bath in his pajamas with a calm expression.
I've been playing games tonight, and I haven't washed it yet.
This bath took an incomparably long time, so long that Xu Qing almost thought she had passed out in the bathroom.
The air conditioner in the master bedroom is cool, which is a world of difference compared to the stuffy utility room.
Jiang Hejin walked in, saw Xu Qing sitting on the sofa, and asked, "Why haven't you slept yet?"
"Uh... waiting for you."
"We don't do anything! Why are you waiting for me?" Jiang He raised his eyebrows.
This person likes to push his feet, she originally wanted to wait for Xu Qing to sleep before getting in.
"Don't do anything, go to sleep."
Xu Qing shrugged, trying not to look at Jiang He, he was also a little nervous.
Do nothing, be nervous!
While persuading himself, Xu Qing turned off the electric fan and went into the bedroom, lying on the side with his thin quilt, waiting for Jiang He to come in.
Jiang He kicked around in his pajamas, touched here and there, and finally took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator, plugged in a straw and drank by himself, and brought in the other can for Xu Qing.
"Drinking Coke in the morning is bad for your teeth."
"I brush my teeth every day."
"It's nothing to do with brushing your teeth if it's bad for your teeth..." Xu Qing pulled the ring with a bang, and sat obediently by the bed, with the long sword behind him.
As for why the long sword should be placed in the middle instead of something else, Xu Qing thinks it is a warning, if something happens in the middle of the night, Jiang He can easily pick it up...
Although one kick can kick him down, the deterrence is not that great.
"Why not put it in the middle?" Jiang He saw the sword leaning to the far side.
"I sleep very honestly. It's enough to have such a place. It's just for cooling... It's really hot over there and I can't sleep." Xu Qing said.
Jiang He nodded, "This can also save some electricity, and the air conditioner won't be wasted by two people."
"Yeah, it's already twelve o'clock, do you still want to stand there?"
"..."
Jiang He moved towards the bed stiffly, she had already regretted it when she saw Xu Qing coming in.
How could you be so impulsive... casually sleeping in the same bed with Xu Qing, what would Erniang think of her? What do the people in the village think of her? What does Xu Qing think of her? Let mother-in-law... bah, what do Xu Qing's parents think of her
"We're not married yet..." Jiang He suddenly grabbed the quilt and hugged her in his arms, "I'm not afraid of the heat, I'll go to sleep with you tonight!"
"Eh… "
Xu Qing was stunned, but before he could react, Jiang He had already run out with the quilt in his arms. He stretched out his hand and grabbed it vaguely, then turned his head to look at the sword on the bed in a daze.
This is... a trick
Was forced to switch back to the room
Xu Qing came to the utility room with a dark face. Jiang He was spreading the quilt, and he was a little flustered when he came in.
"I won't turn on the air conditioner, you can go back to sleep." Xu Qing lay down on the bed, regardless of whether it was Jiang He's quilt, closed her eyes and did not move.
Raiding Kaiyuan's wife has not been successful yet, and it still needs to work hard.
"I'm really not afraid of heat." Jiang He said.
"Then you lie here and sleep together?"
"..."
"You can only stay there, there is no negotiation." Xu Qing rolled up the quilt and wrapped it around, regardless of whether it was hot or not, anyway, he would not move.
Jiang He tugged at the hem of his pajamas.
"Didn't you say save electricity? Didn't you say don't waste it? You can hug and kiss every day, but in the end... what are you doing?!"
Xu Qing, who was wrapped up in a ball, was startled, Jiang He even carried the quilt up, turned off the light and the door of the utility room, went to the master bedroom and threw him on the bed.
"sleep!"
Jiang He was so angry that he turned off the light, climbed onto the bed in the dark and curled up in a corner.
"Give me back the quilt."
"… Give."
"Touch me and kick you off!"