As the sky was getting dark, Jiang He came back from outside with two fishing rods and a big goose.
The big goose was still alive, with a pair of small eyes staring at Xu Qing in the living room.
A row of question marks hung on Xu Qing's head.
"Why is it so smelly?"
Jiang He wrinkled his nose, put the fishing rod aside, and walked over with the big goose in one hand. Seeing the durian in Xu Qing's hand and the suspicious residue on his mouth, his expression suddenly became very complicated.
"Why did you pick up a goose? Why did you go this afternoon? It can't be..."
Xu Qing already had guesses in his head.
Fishing - didn't catch it - caught a goose and brought it back.
Jiang He is a mature fisherman.
"I bought it..." Jiang He looked down at the big goose, then at the clock in the living room, covered his mouth and nose with his other hand in disgust, and said in a muffled voice, "I will come back early to cook next time."
"It's not too late, I left something delicious for you..." Xu Qing pushed half of the remaining durians on the table towards her.
Jiang He's complexion changed drastically, and he took a few steps back abruptly.
Xu Qing licked his lips and explained: "This is durian, it's the same as stinky tofu..."
"Don't eat it!"
"..."
It took a lot of effort to explain that he was really not eating shit, and Xu Qing couldn't let Jiang He try it.
I didn't get cheated by cheating on the house when I went home. I got a durian from Xu Wenbin and the others, and I wanted to give Jiang He a good taste, but it's a pity.
Xu Qing had to solve it alone.
"Didn't you catch it secretly? Now even if it's free-range outside, it's a property of the owner. You have to let it go back." Xu Qing said.
Jiang He was already boiling water to cook the big goose, but the big goose was still ignorant, staring at the winter melon with two small eyes.
"I bought it. There was an old lady in the market who was selling it. I thought it was so pitiful that no one bought it, so I bought it back."
"Then what about the fish you caught?" Xu Qing was a little disbelieving.
The fisherman from the Air Force came back with a big goose in his hand, no matter how you looked at it, it was suspicious.
"I caught several and gave them to Pingping."
"Pingping?"
"Beautiful yogurt girl, I went fishing with her, but she didn't catch any, so I gave her all of mine." Jiang He said in the kitchen.
"So generous."
This explains why she came back with two fishing rods. Xu Qing now believes that she didn't catch other people's geese, but bought them herself.
If it was caught outside, it is estimated that Jiang He would happily show it off to him as soon as he entered the door. This is his 'trophy' from hunting in the wild.
"Just a few, not enough for us to eat, she lives by herself, just enough to fry a meal, I will give her all." Jiang He rolled up his sleeves and picked up the goose from the ground.
"Wait, are you going to kill it?" Xu Qing asked.
"Otherwise?" Jiang He was a little baffled, holding the goose's neck to look, "You want to bite it to death?"
"... Okay, I'm just curious why you don't buy the roasted goose if you want to eat goose."
There is a roast goose shop across the street, and there are oily and smooth roast geese hanging in it, half of which are available.
"I wanted to buy a duck, but when I saw it, I remembered that you were chased by a big goose when you were a child, and you cried so hard..."
"That's just my mother's exaggeration. I was just chased and didn't cry." Xu Qing corrected her seriously.
"Anyway, I suddenly want to eat."
Jiang He held the goose's wings, and suddenly handed it to Xu Qing. It was fun to see Xu Qing leaning back, and then grabbed it and went into the kitchen.
Xu Qing followed to the kitchen door and leaned on the door frame to watch her operate.
To be honest, if this thing is handed over to him, he doesn't know what to do with it, maybe he will break its neck, and then check Baidu.
Jiang He looked very skilled. He took a bowl and put it on Yantai. He pinched the goose's wings with his left hand, hooked a goose's leg with his little finger, and fixed the neck with his index finger and thumb. He manipulated it with one hand. The appearance of being slaughtered.
"Do you want me to help..."
Before Xu Qing finished speaking, Jiang He saw Jiang He took a kitchen knife and scratched the goose's neck, then grabbed the goose's head, and the blood flowed into the bowl.
"Help for what?" Jiang He tilted his head.
"It's nothing, be careful." Xu Qing saw the big goose struggling hard.
pitiful…
"Too cruel."
Xu Qing shook his head and sighed, and couldn't bear to look at it any more, "It stands to reason that I should have cut it there, and then you should watch it with your fists at the kitchen door..."
"Then you come?" Jiang He motioned, and the goose blood continued to flow.
"never mind."
Xu Qing waved his hands, accepting the fact that Jiang He crushed him in handling live poultry.
In the past, she might have eaten pheasants and ducks when she had nothing to do, and the little darts were whizzing.
Taking the mobile phone to Baidu, he turned around and asked: "Keep the blood and don't pour it out."
Traditional Chinese medicine believes that goose blood is mild in nature, salty in taste, non-toxic, and enters the heart, liver, and stomach meridians;
It can also fight cancer.
"You're cruel." Jiang He muttered softly, seeing that the blood was about the same, he called Xu Qing to come in and pour the hot water from the pot into the bucket, and then threw the big goose in to scald it to shed its feathers.
The goose is not as big as a chicken, it is too big to finish in one meal. Jianghe only used half of it, cut it into pieces and blanched it, then faced the tutorial on the phone, added two spoonfuls of oil and one spoonful of sugar, then added sliced ginger and pepper , star anise, and cooking wine are mixed...
The fragrant braised goose comes out of the pan.
Freshly killed meat and frozen meat not only taste different, but also taste better when cooked. Xu Qing, who felt cruel just now, burst into tears directly from his mouth.
"It tastes so good the first time I make it."
"The essence of cooking is the same, control the heat and seasoning..."
Jiang He blah blah blah, taught Xu Qing what he had learned, and Xu Qing had already spit out a bone hissingly.
"Is it delicious?" Jiang He squinted at him and smiled.
"Well, fragrant!"
Holding the bowl in his hand, Xu Qing sighed, even if Jiang He becomes a big fat man one day, it would be worthwhile to have such a skill.
"How much did you pay for it?"
"Seventeen yuan a catty. This goose weighs more than six catties. I gave me a discount of six catties, and then charged me one hundred yuan."
"Well, it's not expensive, it's good."
In terms of food, Jiang He is not as economical as hand cream. She may not be willing to buy hand cream worth a few hundred yuan, but it will be different if the hand cream is replaced with chicken, duck and fish.
People live to eat all kinds of things, taste all kinds of things, and fill their stomachs. This ranks first among needs. As for hand care, it usually ranks last. In view of Xu Qing, a pervert I like to knead and play with my hands, so I will mention the premise a little bit - it will be ranked fourth and fifth at most, and no more.
Thinking to himself, Jiang He took out the duck claws and put them in Xu Qing's bowl.
"Don't you like feet, I'll eat them for you."
"?"
Xu Qing felt very embarrassed.
Half a big goose was eaten by two people, two small piles of bones were piled up on the table, and a small piece of wax gourd was also fortunate to be tasted—although heavy salt cannot be eaten, it’s okay to taste it once in a while.
Jiang He's cell phone rang, it was from the old woman who noted 'Pingping', last time it was 'Gong Ping', now it has become a double word...
The old woman must have taught it.
Xu Qing was very upset because he saw that he was remarked as 'Qingqing'.
"It seems to be wrapped in flour. Next time we will eat like this." Jiang He clicked on the photo sent by the other party, and swiped his fingers to zoom in. On it was a plate of fried golden fish.
I was misled by Xu Qing before, and after I caught this kind of small fish, I always took it back to make soup, and I haven't fried it yet.
"What happened to that Qingqing?" Xu Qing asked.
"that is you."
"I know, don't you think... very much like a woman?"
"You look like a woman?" Jiang He was surprised and looked him up and down.
"I mean the name, don't play dumb."
"Qingqing, doesn't it sound good?"
"Bring the phone here."
Xu Qing beckoned, took the phone, and changed the note with a crackling sound.
Husband.
Jiang He took the phone back and stared at him without speaking.
"Okay, that's it." Xu Qing was in a good mood, stretched out, picked up the winter melon and sat back on his sofa. The last section of the vegetable basket was just a little bit of finishing work, and the figure was declared complete.
Jiang He lowered his head, tapped his mobile phone, looked at the words "husband and gentleman", raised his head slightly to take a peek at Xu Qing, and quickly lowered his head again.
Is this a husband
Her heart was pounding, these two words seemed to have a wonderful power, an indescribable feeling.
"By the way, it's against the law to use WeChat to get a husband. Come here, and I'll change it..."
Before Xu Qing finished speaking, Jiang He turned around and ran back to the room.
"..."
"It's out of battery." When Jiang He came out again, he had no mobile phone in his hand, spread his hands calmly, and then sat down to the computer to play games.
"... as long as you like it."
Xu Qing had no choice but to give up the idea of changing it again and concentrate on helping Jiang He weave the vegetable basket.
Now that we live together, this food basket is not just for Jiang He alone. His power bank and bus card can be put away and put on the window sill. That way you won't find it when you use it.
"A woman was robbed... on the way to enforce the law... fortunately, I met... warm-hearted people..."
"My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather has been Xu Chu for many generations."
"This is called Tiger Crazy Fist"
"Practicing boxing first trains the waist, the strength starts from the ground and goes to the legs, and the strength reaches the shoulders, elbows and wrists"
"Martial arts in the world, ever-changing and inseparable"
Xu Qing frowned when he heard the voice of ghosts and animals. This seemed to be different from the video he watched last time, "What are you watching?"
"You're on the front page." Jiang He watched with relish without looking back.
"front page?"
Xu Qing put down the things in his hands and came over to have a look, good guy, the new version of the ship.
All the gifs in the news have been added, and the two peaks are connected.
"It's not magical, it's Tiger Crazy Fist"
"Practice is necessary, the waist and the horse are one"
"What penalty standing, does not exist"
Jiang He: "Too weak"
"I said east, she dare not go west"
"That's called, family younger brother."
"Honey, give me a kiss"
Jiang He: "Get out!"
"Arguing? We all do it directly."
"Practicing boxing first trains the waist, the strength starts from the ground and goes to the legs, and the strength reaches the shoulders, elbows and wrists"
…
what...
Xu Qing didn't know whether to complain about God's restoration or what to do, this screen editing...
He had both peaks piercing his ears and was punished to stand. He looked like a martial arts master, but Jiang He said blankly that he was too weak.
"Why are you on the homepage?" Xu Qing clicked with the mouse.
"I saw it as soon as I opened it."
Jiang He looked excited, "You seem to be very strong outside, but very weak when you come back."
"It's not like, it's a fact."
"..."
"It's over, the reputation of the whole life is ruined." Xu Qing rubbed his head, and the phone over there rang, so he picked it up to have a look.
Wang Zijun: "Hahahaha"
Wang Zijun: "Video Sharing"
In another small group, there were already 99+ messages, all of which were screenshots of Xu Qing being too weak. Qin Hao was lying at home bored, and sent the most messages.
"We seem to be..." Xu Qing clicked on Jiang He's homepage to have a look, and the video playback volume of her previous live broadcast has increased a lot, "...it seems to be on fire."
"Who?" Jiang He asked.
"Okay...it's me, I seem to be on fire." Xu Qing clicked on his large homepage again, and the video of making chain mail showed his face, and the number of views also increased a lot.
Folk martial arts, Tiger Crazy Fist, nothing to do like playing with armor, enthusiastic citizens, walking around and helping to subdue criminals.
This is his current image.
The reason why luck is called luck is that you don't know when and how it will come.
"Is it a good thing?" Jiang He guessed, there seemed to be no disadvantages. When it became popular, more people watched it, and Xu Qing became more famous.
"It's kind of..."
Xu Qing scratched his head, "For now, it's a good thing."
He is a master of punching armed gangsters outside, and he is a doormat at home. This character design is simply invincible... This is what Guihu revealed, and he also intends to lead in this way.
"However, I'm worried..."
buzz buzz...
The phone rang while vibrating, Xu Qing spread out his hands, "I'm worried."
"That Tiger Crazy Fist, what's going on?!"
After picking up the phone, Xu Wenbin asked straight to the point.
"Just kidding, didn't I practice boxing for a few days... I told you during the day, otherwise I would have to lie in bed with the mouse that day."
"Then what's going on with you two?! Didn't you make a video, what information did she get..."
Xu Wenbin thought for a long time, but he couldn't remember what Jiang He said in the long list.
Xu Qing: "Connect the modem to the server through the VLSI micro-processing system, and perform high-speed information exchange activities with other information network users."
Xu Wenbin felt a pain in his head when he heard the series of cross talks, "Don't talk to me, what are you doing?"
"Oh, aren't we both bored? We play games when we have nothing to do at home, and then I... you know what... you know."
"I know shit!"
"It's all about playing games, practicing skills, making armor, and earning some pocket money. That video is fake and taken out of context. How could I be bullied..."
"Who cares if you will be bullied or not, it's better to control you! Is this what I'm asking?"
Xu Qing raised his hand to signal Jiang He to continue playing, while he sat aside and explained to Xu Wenbin.
"Dad, I might be on fire. When I make him a few million, you will be the father of the rich generation..." His tone changed, and he showed off to Xu Wenbin vigorously.
"Don't do this with me! What are you doing... It's a live broadcast, right?"
"Well, yes." Seeing that she couldn't be fooled, Xu Qing admitted it neatly.
"Still sophistrying, you..." Xu Wenbin shouted loudly, and immediately felt something was wrong, "What did you say?"
"We are practicing martial arts and making armor live."
"… Oh."
Xu Wenbin was stunned for a moment, "Yes."
"Well, yes, yes."
"..."
"..."
After a moment of silence, Xu Wenbin said over there: "Then hang up."
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