Once a person is pushed, he can do anything.
Except math.
The nine-year compulsory education made Jiang He's eyes less innocent.
An ancient person faced Xiao Ming's weird and twisted questions every day, and it was really a headache. Xu Qing only planned to let her study in junior high school, and the content of high school would depend on her interests. The one-year obligation is to live a good life, while high school is more focused on college entrance examination.
Since she tapped a section of "Warrior Like the Wind" during the live broadcast, Jiang He's fans have also increased. Some people even cut out the video of her knocking that section and edited it with the clip of the KO opponent in the duel field. It's just this The popularity of the game section is not that high, and it belongs to a small circle.
If you zoom in on the angle of view, the strange live broadcast room of the two of them is nothing at all. Just looking at the game section of dnf, it has already become a little popular.
Female ghost sword - only one wing and shoes, and a Christmas hat, all given by the event, the fake purple in the hand, basically won the sub-1300 points, and rushed all the way to 1400 It took a few minutes to slow down, and now it has climbed to 1500 points.
After gaining a basic popularity, this is very interesting, not to mention that there is an idle guy doing all the work by the side every day, and now Xu Qing's ghosts and animals are directly on the front page.
Unintentionally planting willows and willows into shadows
Xu Qing has been thinking about it, which disrupted his plan... Maybe it should not be called a plan, but the control of life.
I used to be leisurely every day, and my life has always been an ideal state. I can do whatever I want, and everything is within the expected range. Although it doesn’t affect my life now, if I don’t do something, I may regret it in the future. To seize this opportunity, you have to spend a little time... Your future development will deviate from the original step-by-step life.
Idleness is not just muddling along. There is always a general plan for how to live in the future, and now I have to rethink it.
He glanced at Jiang He, the heroine didn't think so much, anyway, she had enough food and clothing, and if she had nothing to bully Xu Qing, this life would be great.
In any case, now that the popularity has increased, a few more high-quality videos can be produced while the iron is hot, which can get twice the result with half the effort. First, take this opportunity in your hands and turn it into actual benefits, and then think about other things.
Xu Qing squeezed her little feet and clicked on the computer with one free hand, while Jiang He was gradually fascinated by the novel while holding it.
…
Xu Wenbin was still awake at night, and had been organizing his words.
Xu Qing's guess was correct. Xu Wenbin made the phone call on impulse. He was originally thinking about Xu Qing's stealthy live broadcast, but now he found out. This matter severely educated him.
I didn't expect Xu Qing to admit it neatly, he hasn't figured out how to educate...
Too much deception!
It’s like two old ladies who live opposite each other. They quarreled for half their lives. Suddenly one day, the old lady on the east side just opened her mouth to scold. I'm wrong.
Same feeling.
Xu Qing was talking nonsense, it was strange...
"What are you looking at with your phone?" Zhou Suzhi held a glass of honey water and slowly blew, feeling puzzled seeing Xu Wenbin staring blankly there.
Xu Wenbin came back to his senses, shook his head and said, "It's nothing."
"Why did Xu Qing come here today? Just to show you off to the newspaper?"
The newspaper was still spread on the table. Xu Qing originally wanted to frame it and hang it in his study, but Xu Wenbin drove him away. Before he left, he took a durian away.
"He still wants the old house, and if he says give it to him, he will get married and have grandchildren for you."
"That's good!" Zhou Suzhi's eyes lit up when she heard the words, she moved towards this side with the cup in her hand, and gave him a shoulder bump, "Give it to him."
"Don't talk, how old is he, can he be my father?"
"It's about the same. You were about the same age when I was pregnant."
"... Is that the same?"
"What's the difference?"
"..."
Xu Wenbin thought for a while, untied his phone and found an emoji: The difference between me and my parents when I was young.jpg
When the parents are 25 years old: Muscular people raise one or two human cubs full of energy The country needs me to get up at 5 am
Today's young people: I'm a waste of wood, I'm going to die, I'm so sleepy, why am I so tired, I don't want to move...
vivid.
Zhou Suzhi almost spat out honey water, so she quickly wiped it off with a paper towel.
"You still know this? Where did you find it? It's fun."
"Humph."
Xu Wenbin glanced at the 'Cheers to Friendship.jpg' on her phone with a look of disdain.
Young people know how to play now... Don't say it, it's really fun.
"Just look it up on the Internet, like he sometimes has... this thing?" Xu Wenbin clicked, opened the homepage of Mr. Qing, who was doing nothing, and suddenly found a new video.
Click to play, Xu Qing's processed voice came out immediately.
"May you be able to see the light of the sky before the cold iron curling blade... I don't like to complain, but..."
"It's like a ghost, look at the pale face of the heroine, and look at the people around her, it's not a painting style..."
"...The point is still to advertise martial arts, martial arts! This horse riding is an insult! My dad beats me with a belt and is more martial arts than this!..."
Xu Wenbin's eyebrows twitched when the old couple heard Xu Qing complaining.
"Was it hard when I whipped him with the belt?"
"Forget, I just remember that he cried badly."
"..."
…
"Why is your dad whipping you with a belt?"
Jiang He took a shower, and Xu Qing was watching his own video when he came back, and happened to see this scene.
"That's too much. Use firecrackers to blow up Qin Hao's shit, and skewer the fish in the fish tank with wooden sticks..."
Xu Qing said casually, it has only been three hours since the video was sent out, and it has already received tens of thousands of views, oh, wealth code.
Catch up on the hot spots.
"Begging for a belt pumping video"
"Not very lethal, but extremely insulting"
"It's true that beating a child is more passionate than the two of them going around in circles."
Rows of barrage, these three hours have gained thousands of fans, and the retweet volume is also within 10:1.
flattered.
"Let's sleep."
I browsed through the comments, saw some Xu Qing who refuted him, and didn't care about it. If I had to criticize, every drama could criticize, but this...
After reading it, he still felt that it 'fits the original' and 'beautiful picture', and he only felt that these people were pitiful.
After turning off the computer, the two went back to the bedroom together. Jiang He sat on the edge of the bed and moved around, feeling awkward everywhere.
I just took a shower and washed my little clothes, and I habitually wanted to hang them back to the bedroom, only to realize that Xu Qing was here too.
So she hung up her clothes in the utility room.
"Where's your dart?"
"do what?"
"Put it in here, bits and pieces that you don't need for the time being, like nail clippers picking ear picks... and this bus card, put them all in, so it looks neat."
Xu Qing was fiddling with the iron basket on the window sill, he must use something if he has something, and it is psychologically more like a home when stored in this way...
"We made up this grocery basket not for you to carry it out to buy groceries, but to collect things. There is also this bus card, which you can take with you when you go out in the future, and you don't need to use your mobile phone to swipe the code."
Jiang He heard that she tidied up her things, and threw all the small things into it, and she also threw in the little bear beside the bed, leaving only one big bear, which seemed to be much more orderly.
"I think this sword is useless. If you turn over at night, the sword will only hit you." Xu Qing took care of everything, sat back on the bed and half-lyed, and pulled the big bear that won the amusement park into the middle: "This is Don't you have to stay so far away from me?"
"Well, this is fine." Jiang He nodded.
Xu Qing felt that he was really smart, "You can squeeze next to the big bear, and I can squeeze next to the big bear, and we won't bump into each other."
The big bed in the bedroom is more than enough for two people, and there is still enough space for the big bear in the middle.
Looking at Jiang He's moist face after taking a bath, Xu Qing restrained his impulse, not to push his feet, but to be content.
Been planning this for the winter and now finally moving in...
Enough patience is the basic quality of a leek.
"Then I'll turn off the light." Jiang He put his hand on the light switch.
"Do you like darkness at night? In fact, there is a small night light." Xu Qing said, he likes to sleep in total darkness at night, so he rarely uses that light.
"What does the night light do?" Jiang He asked.
"It's not too dark at night, it's convenient to leave a light to wake up at night or do other things..."
what else
Jiang He was suddenly a little vigilant: "What do you want to do?"
"No, I just said that the night light is a very commonly used function, so I asked you if you want to turn it on." Xu Qing said: "Most people will turn it on when they sleep, and I used to..."
"Lie, you never drove."
"Okay, when you're alone... wait?" Xu Qing frowned, looking sideways at Jiang He.
"What?" Jiang He panicked at his gaze.
"How do you know I haven't opened it?"
"I... I guessed."
"Guess?" Xu Qing didn't believe it.
"This is called the curse of knowledge. I can't explain to you how I know..." Jiang He said seriously, then turned off the light with a click, and the room fell into darkness.
She tore off her little quilt and reached out to touch the big bear in the middle, "Go to sleep."
Xu Qing didn't move, he felt something was wrong.
"Last time I seemed to touch something in the middle of the night..."
"not me!"
"..."
Xu Qing was sure.
"What are you trying to do in my room in the middle of the night?" he asked.
"I didn't touch your room."
"You are a rascal, I have to say hello to you even when I enter your room, but you sneak into my room in the middle of the night and do something unspeakable to me..."
"I didn't!" Jiang He was furious, "I just want to see if you are hot."
"..."
Xu Qing's heart skipped a beat.
Neither of them spoke, and the bedroom fell into silence. Through the big bear puppet in the middle, they seemed to be able to hear each other's breathing.
After a while, Jiang He turned over and stared at his silhouette in the darkness, "Why don't you speak?"
"Didn't you say sleep?"
"Oh, let's go to sleep." Jiang He said.
She blinked, not feeling much sleepy, and slowly took a light breath, listening carefully to Xu Qing's movement.
You ran into the men's room in the middle of the night, but you were discovered, Jiang He, you are too careless!
"Actually, I've been planning it since winter."
Xu Qing suddenly made a sound.
"What?" Jiang He was startled.
"Change rooms. It's so hot in summer, you will definitely not agree to move from the utility room, so I changed with you at that time, and now I move here, you will agree."
"Oh."
Jiang He responded, she had already guessed it.
"Finally slept on a bed, good night, heroine."
Xu Qing laughed, and touched the nose of the big bear doll in the middle, where was a plastic gem, "Do you want to take your hand here?"
"No, good night." Jiang He turned back and turned to face out of the window.
just sleep together...
If Xu Qing suddenly rushed over in the middle of the night, how should he be beaten
Let him wear chain mail and fight again
still…
Guess he didn't have the guts, this person didn't dare to pounce on him, even if he pounced, he could hold him down with his backhand.
Just as he was thinking, Jiang He felt his curled up feet being touched.
"What do you do?" she asked.
"It was you who crossed the line to touch me." Xu Qing moved his leg and touched her instep lightly.
"Have it?"
Jiang He grunted and straightened his curled up legs so that he wouldn't run to him.
Hmph, it's been a while...
She squeezed the quilt and turned over again, stretching out her feet to explore Xu Qing's half.
I met Xu Qing again.
There seemed to be no response, so I gently kicked his foot again.
"Are you seducing me?" Xu Qing said in the dark.
"Who seduced you!"
Jiang He withdrew his foot.
Staring at the ceiling for a while, she didn't feel sleepy at all. Just as she was about to close her eyes, she felt Xu Qing's feet touching her, and Jiang He opened her eyes suddenly.
"What do you want to do?" she asked, "Be careful I kick you off."
"You are only allowed to touch me, but I am not allowed to touch you? Are you the state official?"
"I just bumped into it accidentally." Jiang He argued.
"Then I was not careful."
Xu Qing's legs were clamped by Jiang He's two feet, and he stopped moving. He put one hand on the plush bear's head, and was about to fall asleep.
"By the way, do you know about snakes?" he asked.
"Ah." Jiang He was still rubbing his feet against him.
"When snakes want to have babies, they copulate, entangle their feet like we do."
Hearing his words, Jiang He was startled, curled up his toes, and immediately realized, "We are not snakes!"
"Well, so we won't have a baby. You can also take your hand and let me touch it so that I can sleep well, otherwise it will be difficult to fall asleep."
"Then how did you sleep before?" Jiang He didn't believe his nonsense.
"I slept with your straw sandals in my arms, otherwise why would I put them on the bedside."
"..."
"..."
"Pervert!" Jiang He held back for a long time before spit out two words.
But he still put his hand over, let him hold it, and then kissed the back of his hand.
As long as you don't have children, it doesn't seem to be a big deal... It's better to like hands than shoes.