My Wife Came From A Thousand Years Ago

Chapter 205: what are you doing

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Before Jiang He could pick it up, Xu Qing had already taken the sword.

Asking Jiang He to stab him with a sword, he might have to go to the hospital after recovering from his injuries.

He could kill people with his bare hands, but with a weapon... Xu Qing didn't dare to ask Jiang He to help him when he tried the chain mail, but took a kitchen knife and slashed twice.

First, he was afraid that Jiang He would overestimate the armor and not be able to control its strength. The second is that the "injury" that Jiang He thinks is different from the "injury" he thinks.

In her eyes, the thing on Qin Hao's stomach is nothing to worry about, and he is still alive and kicking with a cloth wrapped around him. But in the eyes of modern people, as long as he feels pain, no matter whether it is bruised or bleeding, he doesn't want it to happen.

It's normal for Jiang He to get a bruise, a swollen face, and a dislocation when practicing fists and kicks... Xu Qing, who has had his wrist pinched and his chest hammered, has learned enough lessons.

"I'm coming, I'll work hard."

"Don't..."

"Don't be afraid, look at the sword!"

Xu Qing didn't stab, but took the sword and slashed at Qin Hao's arm. Qin Hao shrank his neck, closed his eyes and raised his arm to block it.

throat!

There was a sound.

Qin Hao felt as if he had been hit with a stick. He opened his eyes and grabbed his arm to see, shouting, "Why did you use such force?"

"I've tried it with a kitchen knife a long time ago, and this little force can't break the defense at all."

The two of them talked about studying the marks on Qin Hao's arm. Jiang He leaned on the back of the chair and looked at them, still thinking about Qin Hao's address just now.

Why is this person like this? She and Xu Qing shouted at each other even before they were married...

This fat black man looked more pleasing to the eye than before.

"The sword is not edged. If it is edged, unless it is cut vigorously at the same position five or six times in a row, it is possible to injure the flesh. It is only a little bit possible." Xu Qing touched the place where he had just cut. The marks left by the blow were not light, and the stainless steel ring in contact with the blade was slightly deformed.

However, deformation is deformation, it is a split ring, and it is tightly locked. If it is only this level of attack, it will only damage a little bit of chain mail, and it will not hurt the flesh at all. Unless the stainless steel rings connected to each other are directly cut off, it can be broken. Defend.

"Come again?" Qin Hao looked at it for a moment, then suddenly arched his back, turned around and said, "Here."

throat!

Xu Qing didn't talk nonsense, and directly slashed him on the back with a sword. Qin Hao swayed forward, feeling the force.

"How is it?" He asked Xu Qing.

"The blow area is wider, and the damage is smaller." Xu Qing wiped the mark with his finger, and when he cut it with a sword, there was only a shallow dent, which Qin Hao couldn't see when he moved his shoulder.

"What do you think?" Xu Qing looked at Qin Hao, curious about how he felt when he was chopped off.

Even though he was wearing iron armor, he would be instinctively afraid if people cut him directly... That's why this foolish man became stupid and bold after trying it out.

"I can feel a little pain." Qin Hao stretched his waist, grinned and said, "It's okay to unload the force, like being hit with a stick, and the clothes are too thin and you are panicking. If you really fight with someone..."

He clenched his fists and waved his arms twice, feeling a little excited: "It's almost equal to being invincible, the only thing missing is a helmet, the kind that covers even the face."

If you wear a down jacket inside, put this on outside, which can greatly relieve the force. Although it can be unloaded a little now, it is mainly to prevent cuts with sharp weapons. It still hurts if someone uses a blunt object.

"I kind of understand why the ancient privately hidden armor can be directly arrested as treason... What else can I do with this thing besides fighting with others?" Qin Hao walked two steps in the room, reluctant to take it off.

I used to watch TV and wondered, Jianghu people who run around with knives every day are fine, and others hide armor because they intend to rebel... This thing is really better than weapons.

"Try to stab me!"

"It's almost stab-proof..." Xu Qing shook his head, and put the tip of the sword on his arm, "This iron ring will be stretched a little if it is stabbed vigorously, and it can hurt the flesh."

"Can't the stab go in?" Qin Hao looked at the center of the ring that the sword tip was touching, and imagined the consequences.

"It hurts the flesh, but if the iron ring is stretched to the limit, it will only hurt a little. If someone pokes it with a dagger or something, it is equivalent to getting an iron ring stuck on the tip of his knife, and there is no way to stab it directly."

"Yes, it is easy to use in actual combat. There is no way to protect it completely, and you won't suffer any serious injuries. The point of the knife will get stuck just a little bit in." Xu Qing put the sword back into its sheath, "If you try it, you will definitely get hurt."

"Fuck, if you had this before, why don't you go straight through the back street?"

"You guys..." Jiang He saw the two of them gesticulating there, excitedly, and couldn't help but ask, "Are you planning to go to war?"

She suddenly remembered that this fat black man seemed to be in danger every day.

I was still checking other people on the road... If I found out about her who just came here last year, it must be very cool.

Xu Qing waved his hand: "No, I just tried the ability of this armor. It took me several months to make it."

"I don't want to take it off when I put it on..." Qin Hao tugged at the corner of his clothes, feeling that he has become a hero now.

"It's really useful."

Jiang He affirmed the achievements of Xu Qing's labor. Such a suit of clothes can resist most of the damage from weapons. Even if someone uses a golden ring knife, at most he will be hospitalized... only for the modern environment.

If she was allowed to come... the fool would just slash at the clothes, since the neck is so clean.

Thinking of this, Jiang He moved his gaze to Qin Hao's neck above the armor.

Qin Hao's body tensed up, inexplicably uncomfortable, and then he relaxed again, but Jiang He had already turned his head and continued playing the game.

"Take it off for me, the place I just cut needs to be repaired."

Xu Qing helped Qin Hao take off the armor, which is not too cumbersome in this summer, and he can put it on if he wears short sleeves.

"The worst thing is that if there is a fight, you have to repair it every time, and fix the broken and deformed iron rings again, otherwise they will break slowly." He took out the pliers from the toolbox and shook his head. Said: "It's just a decoration."

Qin Hao opened his small eyes: "What else do you want to do if it's not suitable for display?"

"That is to say, what can I do? If I win, I will go to jail, if I lose, I will be hospitalized."

"When my dad makes that suit, we will wrestle in it!" Qin Hao was eager to try.

"You are free."

"What kind of bullshit sword are you practicing? Where did you learn it?"

With a clang, Qin Hao took the sword out again and looked carefully: "Longquan sword? The one on a certain treasure with free shipping for tens of dollars?"

"It's more than three hundred yuan."

"... I can't see it." He gestured with his sword, and made a gesture with his sword finger: "If you want to go out with this, it will be confiscated if you meet it."

"I'm not going out to kill people, so what are you doing with this?"

"Then what kind of sword do you practice?"

"hobby."

Xu Qing used pliers to pinch the deformed part again, shook the armor twice, made a rattling sound, and then hung it back on the clothes hanger in the utility room.

Not surprisingly, this is a family heirloom, passed down from his generation.

If anything goes wrong, Jiang He can bring this back to Kaiyuan, wear this one like a tiger with wings, and fight with his arms directly, and catch him by surprise when others are shocked...

A master's move is a deadly move, which can be used as a trump card.

The eyes fell on Jiang He, this house girl who was sitting dunduan studying how to play the Supreme Guardian Lai might not be able to adapt to the life of licking blood.

It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.

Maybe...Jiang He is still quite persistent about certain things, and it is difficult to corrode.

Qin Hao didn't come here just to tinker with the chain mail. Seeing that Xu Qing had finished his work, he put the long sword back in place, raised his head and said, "Go out for a stroll?"

"Let's go."

Xu Qing put on her mobile phone, greeted Jiang He via WeChat, and went out together.

The sun was shining outside, and the heat wave in the afternoon was steaming, which instantly gave Xu Qing the idea of going back.

What to go shopping in summer.

Although there is no air conditioner in the living room, it all depends on the electric fan, which is used by Jiang He, but it is much better to stay there without blowing the fan than outside.

"Where are you going?" Qin Hao seemed to be thinking about something, he didn't feel the temperature outside, he came out and turned his head to look around aimlessly, and asked such a sentence.

"Didn't you tell me to go shopping?"

Xu Qing glanced at him, turned his head and walked back, "I thought you had something to do, so go back to your own house, blow on the air conditioner, why run around in this heat..."

"Hey, wait, wait!"

"I have something to say."

"me… "

Qin Hao twitched a bit, making Xu Qing frown.

"Have you reached puberty, started to grow spring, and some places have started to grow hair, so you are confused, come to me for consultation..."

"The one who said to invite me to dinner to celebrate my recovery." Qin Hao interrupted in one breath.

"who?"

"Yu Li." Qin Hao scratched his head, "I feel like something is wrong, could it be..."

"Yes, you guessed right, people are interested in you."

"You think so too?"

"...if I knew her." Seeing this girl's energetic appearance, Xu Qing complained, "Just holding an orange and looking at your big braid?"

"Ah, it's her."

Blowing on the electric fan, Jiang He finally formed his own supreme guardian, Lai. The 20-point damage instantly left the opponent with a trace of blood.

This is a super difficult and super cool deck. It needs to put seven identical cards. The god named 'Lai' is summoned instantly. Jiang He, who has been obsessed with Hearthstone for a while, finally succeeded once. He clenched his fist excitedly.

Then it's the turn of the opposite priest.

"Thank you"

Pastor Dog made an expression, which made Jiang He's heart skip a beat. Before he could react, the mind control had already betrayed the god she summoned so hard.

"..."

Hearthstone, close.

Dog Priest!

After sitting on the chair for five minutes, Jiang He calmed down and resisted the urge to rush over to kill the person on the other side of the screen with a sword - she couldn't find where he was.

It's still fun to be online with Xu Qing... Looking away from the screen, Jiang He looked at Xu Qing's notebook on the other side of the table, sat quietly for a while, and clicked on the computer with the mouse.

Xu Qing went out again...

She looked out of the window boredly, clicked on the D drive, turned off the sound, turned on Match 3 and started playing.

Mirror is a game that can not only smash the clothes of computer opponents, but after clearing the level, there are still stories to read, and you can also operate after reading...

Jiang He doesn't like operating those ghost things, but he likes to watch the plot.

There is a role of a female samurai who traveled from ancient times to modern times, met the male protagonist, and was tied up to do some messy things. The first time she saw it, she was stunned for a long time.

Fortunately Xu Qing is a weak chicken, otherwise it might be worse, maybe it will be the same as in the game.

After quickly defeating the opponent with Xiao Xiao Le, Jiang He started to watch another ending. Before he finished watching, he heard the sound of keys turning outside the door.

"I am back."

Xu Qing entered the door and saw Jiang He staring at the computer screen in a daze.

"Are you in Gan Shenmo?"

"I just summoned the Supreme Guardian Lai, and I almost killed the opponent with a trace of blood. As a result, he mind-controlled my Lai in the next round."

"No wonder your face is flushed with anger, I understand." Xu Qing almost laughed out loud, "Just shut down the game?"

"Ok."

"It didn't break the keyboard."

According to Jiang He's irritable temperament, Xu Qing wouldn't be surprised if he slapped the keyboard to pieces. Pastor Dog is the most capable of making people mentally disturbed.

"Why did you come back so soon?" Jiang He secretly exhaled.

"It didn't go far at all. That guy wanted to take us to dinner at night, but I rejected him severely. We can eat whatever we want..."

Xu Qing took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator, went to the electric fan to blow air, and pulled Jiang He's leg over to help her massage.

On such a hot day, it is better to drink Coke at home and blow a fan to accompany my girlfriend, so I am crazy and go out for a stroll.

I don't understand the idea of a single dog.

"Keep playing, let me tell you, you don't need to do your homework this weekend, don't waste it."

"… Ok."

Jiang He pretended to be fine while sucking on a Coke. He responded in a low voice, and moved the mouse to Hearthstone.

"You say it's a coincidence, that fat black guy also helped a girl, and that girl still seems to be interested in him, and the other... don't move around." Xu Qing put her legs together and held her in his arms, letting her She stayed put.

"Don't touch it."

"Every day I help you massage your legs, why did you touch them randomly..."

There is a girlfriend who sleeps together every day and is not even allowed to touch on the bed... Well, you can still touch hands or stretch out your feet and kick each other a few times, with a big stuffed bear in between.

Every day is like guarding against thieves. If you can touch and hug other than the bed, of course you need to hug more.

Xu Qing pinched her ankle up to her calf, and then pinched it down along the arch of her foot. She felt that she would not be an up master in the future, but could be a pinch master.

Jiang He twitched uneasily, staring at the computer screen and frowning slightly.

"It costs one fee to go to Beijun, why pass by?" Master Xu pointed her while pinching his leg.

"… I know."

"Do you know why you passed?"

"You're sick of it!"

Jiang He bit his lip, not wanting to listen to him.

"Why is your face still so red?" Xu Qing was a little puzzled.

"hot."

"Is it that hot? Then I will let you out, so I won't block you from the wind."

Xu Qing moved her butt to let the fan go, and continued to rub her legs, "Don't move around, why do you always want to pull back."

"..."

"After staying here for a long time, your skin has become better than before. Look at the white calves. Some people often walk outside, and the ankles will have color difference. You don't have any. This is the benefit of studying at home. ... don't move around."

"..."

"You should get meat-eating cubes for five mana to make weasels. After playing so many times, you still have to think... why did you move again?" Xu Qing lowered her head and pulled her legs back. Before she could raise her head, Jiang He pushed her down on the sofa superior.

"you… "

"It's annoying!"

Jiang He gritted his teeth and looked at him, took a few breaths, looked down from Xu Qing's face, stared at his collarbone for a moment, then suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom.

"I was scared to death. I thought I was going to be ruined by you."

"you shut up!"