My Wife Came From A Thousand Years Ago

Chapter 206: A stomach full of bad water

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Perhaps because of getting used to modern life, Jiang He's behavioral logic is getting easier to guess.

Seeing her going to the bathroom, Xu Qing got up from the sofa and played a card at the last second of the round, then looked at the 'X' on the sound symbol in the lower right corner of the screen, and moved the mouse to turn on the sound.

Click 'Start' to see the recently opened software, as expected, Xu Qing was not even surprised.

Young people are always curious about these strange things, this is normal, if Jiang He is very disgusted with these performances when he is alone, then he should be worried...

Well, now you don't have to physically turn off the speakers, which is also a big improvement.

"You can get up."

When Jiang He came back from the bathroom, the blush on his face faded a lot, leaving only a thin layer.

Xu Qing moved away from the throne, and glanced at Jiang He's face. She finally looked away when she was about to become angry, and lay on her side on the sofa and waved to the winter melon beside her.

"Food and mating are instincts engraved in human DNA. In terms of needs, there is no distinction between them. It's just human's social attributes and shame that make the two different... like wax gourd, if there is a If a tom is around, he'll run over and meow."

Xu Qing lowered his head and stroked the wax gourd's hair, paused for a moment and continued: "In the private space with only the two of us, you can safely and boldly ruin... ah!"

He suddenly sat up and rubbed his legs vigorously, "It's not twisting..."

"Say it again!" Jiang He became angry from embarrassment.

"The ancients were hypocritical."

Xu Qing pursed his lips, and moved to the side to stay away from Jiang He, otherwise there might be some danger.

Regarding mating, everyone has their own opinions. Some people think it doesn't matter. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. People are very sacred, like Qin Hao, who is determined not to cause trouble unless he gets married.

Xu Qing doesn't care, the rest of his life is so long, and when the time span is put into the whole life, it's really a trivial matter, it's just this person anyway.

And the most enjoyable thing is the time spent with Jiang He. Occasionally, you can get quite a lot of satisfaction from hugging and kissing her. If you have to go to the last step...

The key depends on Jiang He.

Right now there is no way to hold her for profit, Xu Qing looked away from Jiang He's red face, turned his gaze to his computer, opened the playback software, and started watching the movie in a comfortable position with the winter melon in his arms.

The mind is calm and naturally cool. If you close the curtains in this hot afternoon, even if you don’t blow the fan, you won’t sweat much, but it’s not that cool.

On the computer screen is "Manchester by the Sea", a very mournful feature film. In Xu Qing's view, watching a movie and experiencing the joys and sorrows of countless people in it is a kind of spiritual enjoyment. Those things that don’t exist in life, I immerse myself in them when watching movies, and return to my own life after watching movies, and do what I have to do.

It would be too boring to watch a movie full of laughter.

Jiang He turned down the volume of his game, and the living room became a little quieter. Xu Qing, who was leaning on the sofa with the cat in his arms, suddenly felt that he had returned to the time when he lived alone.

It was the same at that time, hiding in my own time, in the ordinary afternoon, hugging the cat on the sofa, watching some favorite movies, no one came to disturb.

Dong Gua didn't like this crap movie, so he found a chance to sneak out, and saw that it didn't run to step on the keyboard, and Xu Qing didn't make any movement. Looking at it, Jiang He's leg was stuffed into his arms at some point. Continue playing games, leaning on the other side of the sofa to watch with him.

"Stop playing games?"

"I was pissed off."

"If you play games and get angry, you lose."

Xu Qing shook his head with a smile. The game is meant to be enjoyable, and it's not worth playing until you get angry.

Thinking about it from another angle, for Jiang He... it's good to be angry, which shows that she has a sense of involvement in the game, not like when she first came here, where she loses when she loses, and wins when she wins.

Perhaps no one cares about what most people are used to, but it is a great improvement for Jiang He, and she has already experienced the fun.

"why are you laughing?"

"I remembered when you watched the Spring Festival Gala with a straight face, it was the same as watching the news broadcast."

"Humph."

"It's changed a lot." Xu Qing shifted his gaze from the movie to her face, "It's been a year."

Last year, he was still guarding against any super-expansion, and carefully helped Jiang He spend the time when he was not used to it, and tried his best to get familiar with this era.

Looking at it now, I don't know when the most dangerous stage will pass.

Before he knew it, it had been almost a year... It was really fast, Jiang He looked at his face, and moved his fingers with his toes, feeling that the time was a bit short.

Only one year.

I just lay down on the same bed without shame.

"Is this what we call a flash marriage?"

"Please note that we are not married yet."

"Oh."

Flash marriage... There is a word for marriage, of course it is called flash when you are married, Jiang He reflected on himself.

You are already a scholar, you must be cautious in your words and deeds, and you can't be so stupid.

The movie is about a middle-aged man doing odd jobs in Boston, doing all kinds of odd jobs, being complained by customers, reprimanded by his boss, but the protagonist named 'Lee' goes to get off work numbly with a look of indifference , Get off work, go to the bar to drink at night, but get into fights because others look at him more.

The overall tone is very low and the rhythm is slow. Later, Li received a letter from his hometown town. Before his death, his brother wrote a will and gave him custody of his son.

Jiang He was gradually attracted by the plot, didn't speak any more, put his legs on Xu Qing quietly, and watched with him.

The flashback structure reveals Li's past in the middle of the film. Originally, he also had a happy family, but because of his negligent behavior, he caused a fire. The three children failed to escape, and the wife who escaped from death could not forgive him. Divorced, Li left his hometown alone to avoid contact with the outside world.

According to a general movie, this kind of plot development must be that the protagonist returns to his hometown, experiences some things with his nephew entrusted to him by his brother on his deathbed, and finally walks out of the shadows, and the two heal each other...

Until the ending, Jiang He didn't see the picture he expected, and the kind of vague sadness lingered around him all the time. Li Tuo entrusted his nephew to a couple in a small town for adoption, and then left alone again Hometown, leaving the small town called Manchester.

Nothing has changed, as past tragedies cannot be undone.

"A very heavy movie."

Xu Qing touched his leg and sighed, squeezed twice and then let go, got up and carried the computer over.

"..." Jiang He looked at him, not seeing the slightest sign of heaviness on his face.

Instead, he kept holding her feet, stroking them around.

"Life is short, enjoy yourself in time, if you... forget it, give me a kiss."

Xu Qing habitually teased Jiang He, seeing that she was not in a high mood and was still reminiscing about the movie, she shrugged and stopped talking, smacked Jiang He's face, operated the computer and began to organize her thoughts.

He doesn't have a job, or he works every day. Jiang He has already refreshed her understanding. When she first came, she thought that Xu Qing was a big dog, and she didn't need to do anything every day. Now she already knows that Xu Qing is always busy.

It seems that she is playing every day, but she does a lot of things every day. Unlike her, playing games for half a day and turning off the computer will be a day in vain.

"Those who can be healed are those who want to be healed. Some people are active, looking for something that allows them to let go of the past. Some people are passive. They encounter some people and things to get out of the shadows, and some people , they refuse to be healed."

"Or it's a pseudo-split personality. From when Li took the gun and committed suicide at the police station to being stopped by the police, he has been divided into two people. One is Li who is living in sadness and remorse, and the other is watching him remorse with cold eyes. This is a kind of punishment, he does not allow himself to be free, and he can only live in sorrow and pain in the days to come."

Seeing Xu Qing typing on the keyboard, Jiang He came over and put his arms around his waist, watching quietly.

"...the ending still hasn't changed in any way, he refuses to accept the future, he says 'I can't get out', because this is the consequence and punishment he needs to bear, he doesn't allow himself to get rid of that period of past, because the sin has not been redeemed enough, That is the sin of a lifetime.

He refuses to make peace with himself—refuses to shake hands with the self who made a big mistake. "

The film review account is neither warm nor popular, which just allows Xu Qing to play freely, without paying too much attention to genres and audiences, and without weighing hot spots and thresholds. Regardless of the niche audience, as long as he likes it, he can write a big article about his viewing experience.

Time passed quietly, Xu Qing stopped writing on the computer, looking up from time to time to think.

"... From another perspective, this is his own way of redemption."

After typing the last line, he stretched and turned his head inadvertently. Jiang He was looking at him with shining eyes.

As soon as his eyes were touched, Jiang He lowered his head again, and gently pinched his waist with his hands unconsciously.

Just watching a movie, she can only feel the sadness of the people inside, but Xu Qing can write a large article in an orderly manner on the behavior of the people inside.

This is her man... Jiang He's heart was pounding.

Erniang, my husband is a super scholar.

"Your eyes are about to sparkle." Xu Qing said while uploading the written article.

The look in Jiang He's eyes just now was really interesting. Some people worship the strong, and some people like to overwhelm others.

Jiang He... Could it be that he likes to read

What a coincidence.

Jiang He didn't speak, but leaned his head on his shoulder, thinking about what would happen if Erniang found out...

… etc.

Looking at it this way, Xu Qing had already seen through her, so the two naturally lay down on the same bed.

It's over.

Jiang He took a breath. He thought he was on the second floor, but now he suddenly found that Xu Qing seemed to be on the third floor.

"Scholars are full of bad water, Erniang is right."

"What the hell?"

This speed of thinking caught Xu Qing off guard. I was watching him write a film review just now, why did I suddenly feel so bad

What's wrong

"Don't lift my clothes." He stopped Jiang He's hand, and Jiang He refused to let go of his shirt, and put his hand on Xu Qing's stomach.

Xu Qing simply gave up: "To be fair, if you're like this, I'll beat you up too."

"Sure enough, it's full of bad water, and they want to take advantage of me by taking the opportunity."

"Then what are you doing now?" Xu Qing looked down at her poking her stomach with her finger.

"I'm trying to expose you."

Jiang He tapped Xu Qing's stomach with his fingers, it was soft...

After poking him a few times, she withdrew her hand. It really shouldn't be like this. She poked him secretly at night when he fell asleep.

The emotions affected by the movie had recovered, and Jiang He sat back on his throne, thinking about how to become smarter with Xu Qingxue without doing the questions, and become a scholar and scribble ink.

"You still haven't made any money doing this."

Jiang He counted with his fingers. He has been doing this longer than his own live broadcast, "You have been doing this for a long time."

"It doesn't mean anything for a long time. Didn't you say it last time? If you do nothing, you will succeed. On the contrary, it is normal to fail when you do most things."

"Oh."

"Just like your martial arts practice, it is a matter of accumulation, but there are still differences."

Xu Qing thought for a while, Jiang He practiced martial arts since he was a child, and he accumulated a lot of practice day by day. After coming here, he earned money by moving bricks and relying on hard work. The live broadcast also went smoothly with his help, so this mentality may drift.

"Practice martial arts is to improve day by day. Your purpose is to strengthen yourself, so you get what you sweat, and you do things differently. The purpose is the approval of others. There are too many things that work hard for a long time without any results."

He took out the exercise book from under the coffee table, and seeing Jiang He's eyes, he suddenly remembered that today is the weekend, and put it back embarrassingly:

"Don't think that you have made money from live streaming. It is easy to make money. In fact, making money is very difficult. There are only two kinds of people who are easy. One is a smart person, and the other is a lucky person. You are the lucky one."

"No, I'm smart."

"Where is your cleverness?"

"There are two cans of Coke in the fridge, one is Coca-Cola and the other is also Coca-Cola."

what...

Xu Qing looked at Jiang He's hopeful eyes, turned around and went to the refrigerator to take out a Coke, inserted a straw and handed it to her.

"There is another kind of person, God rewards hard work, and hard work will pay off." Jiang He happily took a sip of Coke. Although she did not work hard to get Coke, it was smart.

She is a combination of intelligence, hard work and luck.

"Er Niang said it." She added.

"This is also the smart one. Smart people are rewarded by God, but stupid people don't." Xu Qing said.

"Smart people will cheat and play tricks." Jiang He said.

"From a certain point of view, that is also a successful process."

"Speaking of it, you just want to trick me into working overtime and studying." Jiang He got angry, turned his chair and turned his back to ignore him.

Scholars are all wilted and bad - Erniang's Quotations.