My Wife Came From A Thousand Years Ago

Chapter 214: Add two eggs

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The two of them were thieves, and they didn't do anything good at first glance.

Qin Hao walked over with a dark face. The sneaky Xu Qing and Wang Zijun saw that they had been discovered and did not hide anymore.

"Go online and buy a bottle of water along the way."

"The Internet cafe is on the next street, you come here to buy?"

"It's cheap here, Internet cafes are fifty cents more expensive." Xu Qing stretched out his hand and gestured seriously, with a countenance on his face.

"That's right, two fifty cents is one piece." Wang Zijun nodded wildly, and took a sip of water, seeing that Qin Hao's eyes looked like a fool, and then said: "Actually, I came here to remember you, to see your heroic ruins..."

"Remember me! I'm still alive!"

Qin Hao is so tired, he always has a feeling that these two guys are going to do something bad.

Didn't he just pass by here to buy a bottle of mineral water... How normal.

What's there to peek at

"Could you report him for flirting with a girl at work?" Xu Qing asked suddenly.

"Who..." Qin Hao yelled, then lowered his voice eight degrees, and lowered his voice: "Who teased the girl? Who teased the girl?!"

"who?"

"Besides, I don't go to work, and I'm about to go back after being transferred."

"Oh… "

The three of them walked through the alley again as they talked, and arrived at Qin Hao's wounded place. It was too dark that night, and now he doesn't quite remember where he was. Shout out and don't move!

It doesn't matter if you get hurt or not, the main thing is to drive...

"What happened to your marriage?"

"Been tricked, quietly conceived a child, and forced me to get married."

"Sooner or later, I expected you to be like this a long time ago. Have you ever said that? Have you ever said that? Qingzi, remember, I must have said it."

"Maybe it's your crow's mouth that caused it."

The two who were going to surf the Internet didn't go, and the three squatted on the curb with water to enjoy the shade, leaning against the big tree, facing the intersection, and blowing the cool breeze.

Wang Zijun looked behind him, sat down, took out Huazi from his pocket and lit one, feeling very melancholy.

He is still so young, why is he going to be a father

If it is destroyed... Fuck, it's a child, it will probably leave a big shadow, and I can't get over this hurdle in my heart.

child...

Wang Zijun scratched his hair, scattered the smoke for them, and the three of them smoked together.

"What about you, Qingzi?"

"What me?"

"Oh yes, you don't have an identity yet, you're a black household."

"..."

"What's the matter with you, mouse?"

"What about me, I'm just passing by to buy a bottle of water..."

"Nonsense, is your house on the way here?"

"Oh, just... just..." Qin Hao looked around, "I think it's okay, so what..."

"Well, the two of you know it well, but you just don't pick each other up and have fun every day, right?" Xu Qing curled her lips, "Just like elementary school students, running over to ask a question, borrowing a pen, and going home together after school, What's the difference?"

"What about your household registration? Your dad came over to ask me last time. You Jiang... Jiang... You two live together. When the time comes, you will be pregnant like him." Qin Hao changed the topic, unwilling Say more.

"When you're pregnant, you go to apply for a household registration with a big belly. There is always some special care and preference for pregnant women, right?"

Xu Qing stroked his chin and thought about it. He suddenly remembered it, and it seemed feasible.

There is definitely no such thing in the rules and regulations, but when actually doing things, everything has to be considered. A system is just a system, and everything is done by people.

Just like if he wants to be a teacher, the record of administrative punishment doesn't matter at all. In theory, he can become a teacher if he wants to, but when it comes to actual operation, the reason is in his hands, and he will be stuck for any reason...

It can be put in the backup plan. If it can't be done in a few years, this method can be considered. Xu Qing raised his head and let out a puff of smoke, and his thoughts diverged again.

Ancient people.

"The three of us are really serious. Why don't you go to Wutai Mountain to make a fortune?" Wang Zijun sighed.

"What's wrong with me? I'm normal!" Qin Hao was dissatisfied, he was the most honest, everything was right.

These two goods are self-inflicted.

Not far away was a pancake seller pushing a trolley. Qin Hao patted his buttocks and stood up, beckoning, "Do you want to eat? I only ate a little at noon."

"Come one, add an egg."

"I want to add two eggs!"

Not long after, Qin Hao came back, and the three squatted on the side of the road, each holding a pancake fruit, and gnawed there.

"It's a bit spicy."

"Drink water!"

When they were in college, the three of them often sat on the side of the road with their pockets in their pockets, watching the people coming and going on the street, and stayed for an entire afternoon, buying a baked sweet potato or something to eat slowly, so long has passed in a blink of an eye.

When Xu Qing came back, it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon. He said hello to Uncle Zhao at the gate, kicked the pebbles on the ground and walked home.

They are both in their twenties, but they became fathers ahead of time, just like raising a daughter.

"Aunt Cheng!"

Looking up to see Cheng Yulan, Xu Qing greeted her.

"Hey, you went out?"

"Well, let's go out for a while, Xiaoyan asked Jiang He to do homework at home, I don't know if it's finished." Xiaoyan came over when going out, and Xu Qing handed it to Jiang He. At this time, explain to Cheng Yulan.

In case she felt that she ran away, Xiaoyan didn't know where she went.

"Hey, I know, anyway, she won't run around with you."

Cheng Yulan was very relieved, but felt that Xu Qing's expression didn't seem right.

At this moment, Xu Qing felt that he and Cheng Yulan had a common language. They both had a girl in their family who had to be urged every day to learn.

"My dad asked you about Jiang He before?" He smiled and asked Cheng Yulan casually.

"Your father? Oh, yes, there is such a thing, are you two planning to get married?" Cheng Yulan said.

"No, it's just before... I seem to have mentioned to you before that there is something wrong with Jiang He's identity. I always thought that she was still young and didn't worry about it. Now I'm preparing to deal with it, and I won't get married until it's done."

"Oh, what's the problem?"

"She used to... have a bad life, poor." Xu Qing shook her head and didn't say much. The expression on her face made Cheng Yulan feel that there was a big story in it.

"Let me just say, if you know how to live like this, you must be sure of what happened before."

Cheng Yulan was not surprised at all. The nineteen-year-old girl carried a vegetable basket every day and walked around the vegetable market happily. Just like her old lady, she was different at first glance, and she was sensible in housekeeping.

Not to mention that I often accompany her to grab discounted paper towels and eggs in the supermarket...

And the roughness on the hands... maybe it came out of the mountains.

"If you can help me with anything, just ask me."

Cheng Yulan showed off her neighborhood committee's armband, full of confidence.

"Okay, I'll go first."

"Go."

Xu Qing returned to the door of the house, took the key and stopped at the keyhole, suddenly stopped, put his ear to the door, and listened carefully.

"This, this... two! Here's two, there's three—"

He nodded in satisfaction, it seems that the learning atmosphere is not bad.

Open the door and go in, two women, one big and one small, are playing minesweeper in front of the computer.

"you're back."

"Brother Xu!"

"..."

Jiang He only said hello, then turned his head to watch Xiaoyan counting.

"Here, it's Lei, and the three here are empty." Xu Qing poured himself a glass of water, moved to the side of the two for a look, and pointed.

"real?"

Xiaoyan was pleasantly surprised, and tried a little bit, hey, it really exploded.

"I told you it's mine, you pay back." Xu Qing had nothing to do with this stupid little remark.

"Wrong order..."

"Have you been playing this all afternoon?"

"No, I just played for a while, you see I have written so much homework."

"Yes, I also wrote a lot. I wrote all of tomorrow's, so I won't write tomorrow." Jiang He said.

"I also wrote tomorrow's!" Xiaoyan said loudly.

"You have to talk to grandma, it's grandma's decision whether to write or not tomorrow."

Xu Qing patted Xiaoyan's head and couldn't help smiling, it was a lot of fun to have Xiaoyan accompany Jiang He.

It's better than playing games at home by herself.

A little girl is going to be born in the future, mother and daughter... He met Jiang He's eyes and raised his eyebrows at Jiang He.

"Humph."

Jiang He didn't know what to think of, and snorted at him.

Check Xiaoyan's homework, and see if Jiang He is really not lazy. It was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and Jiang He sent Xiaoyan upstairs.

I was afraid that she would roll down the stairs a few times at night before. Although it is daytime now, it is not troublesome to go up and down the stairs, just follow up and come down.

Xu Qing is playing minesweeper to advanced level.

"Are you so good?" Jiang He moved to the side to watch.

"As long as you know how to play, you can play it. This game is very fun." Xu Qing quickly clicked with the mouse: "The game that stands at the top of the chain of contempt."

"Chain of contempt?"

"It's just that when you play lol, you feel that pesticides are naive, and those who play pesticides feel that it is a decisive battle with Ping'an Beijing Spicy Chicken... Every game has people who are despised and despised."

"Isn't it just for fun, what's there to despise." Jiang He couldn't understand such a boring thing.

"You can't expect everyone to be like you and just know it exists."

Xu Qing was unlucky and clicked a thunderbolt, and it exploded with a bang.

"The game is based on luck and relies on logic to win. Sometimes there are two choices and thunder walls. It is normal to lose."

"It's also very powerful." Jiang He saw that he swept most of the time before blowing up, which is much better than Xiaoyan.

"Why don't you broadcast this live, and I'll stand behind?" She suggested.

"Why?" Xu Qing asked.

"Because my position should be fresh. If you play games, this top of the chain of contempt will surely attract many people to watch."

"No, many people will call me mentally retarded."

"..."

"Well... If I play, there should be a lot of shit, and if you play, you will be called mentally retarded by many people." Xu Qing thought about it carefully, and thought it was probably the case.

Minesweeper is an amazing game. Other games only have the difference between difficulty and difficulty. This game that most people know is only the difference between understanding and not knowing. Click out a large blank area, and then feel that you are very lucky, you can buy a lottery ticket, as for customs clearance? Never thought about it.

But it is this group of people who can confidently say that minesweeping is a game for the mentally handicapped.

"If you don't want to broadcast tonight, just dove, and I'll broadcast it for you." Xu Qing said. He hadn't rested for several months and sat down on time every day. Although he wasn't tired, he was still a little tired.

Especially if you keep playing in the duel field, the higher the score, the more you need to concentrate. Thinking about it, it is actually quite tiring.

"Isn't it because no one is watching the pigeon?"

"To be precise, I can't see it even if I want to."

"That's not a pigeon."

"I'll broadcast it for you. You can rest and rest. You don't need to stand up. You are a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken. Don't let others know that you can practice."

As Xu Qing said, he was lucky that he didn't encounter a game where he chose one of the two, and cleared the advanced level in 160 seconds.

Regressed.

The highest record is 108 seconds, and I haven't scored 100 yet.

"What do you want to broadcast?" Jiang He asked sitting beside him, looked down, stretched out his hand to grab Xu Qing's leg, just like what Xu Qing did usually, hugged his leg into his arms and touched it.

"...you are so weird."

"I also think there is something good to touch." Jiang He felt nothing after touching it twice, and threw his leg down boredly.

I don't know what fun it is for this guy to touch her calf.

"Men and women are different." Xu Qing took the mouse and clicked, "I can broadcast anything, anyway, I am sitting here playing Hearthstone, playing Doudizhu, or sweeping mines, as long as there is content. , If you want to watch it, if you don’t want to watch it, don’t watch it.”

"Well, I'm going to cook." Jiang He looked at the time, got up and said.

As a cook, you have to prepare meals when the time comes.

"etc."

"What's wrong?"

"The one I told you before, your identity, do you remember clearly?"

"Well... I remember it all." Jiang He nodded.

Xu Qing pondered for a while and said, "Have you talked to Aunt Cheng?"

"She asked how we met, just as you told me, we usually research where to buy cheap things, and lectures and so on... I was perfunctory when I talked about my hometown. "

Jiang He has always been careful not to leak his information, as Xu Qing had instructed.

"Oh, that's all right. We can talk briefly about it in the future. This aunt is very nice."

"understood."

Jiang He nodded, bent down to tidy up the homework on the table, stuffed it under the coffee table, and straightened up to find that Xu Qing was still looking at her.

"What's wrong?"

"nothing."

Xu Qing continued to play the game as if nothing had happened.

"Next time I will take Pingping to the lecture together, there will be three people in our team, and we can receive three gifts." Jiang He took a look at the small porcelain cup on the table, and planned his big plan, "You going or not?"

"I'm afraid of being beaten." Xu Qing complained, "You've had enough, and now it's not like you can't make money, so you still go to get the few dollars from others."

"Can the ones you bought be the same?" Jiang He had his own ideas, and while planning, he went to the refrigerator to find the dishes to make tonight.

Fishing, receiving gifts, and grabbing promotions in supermarkets are all exciting to think about.

Will one day be able to be self-sufficient without buying anything

Apparently, she hasn't recognized something called Pinduoduo yet.

Oh, it's useless to know her, she doesn't have that many friends on WeChat.