Before, he was worried that Jiang He, a country bumpkin from Kaiyuan, would be fascinated by Huahua World, so Xu Qing made a careful plan.
Unexpectedly, she became more and more like Cheng Yulan, who was very interested in discounts and promotions every day, and she even wanted to pull her new friend Gong Ping to join the fleece brigade.
Maybe one night I will go to the square dance with my little sisters
Not so not so...
When I get older, it is possible to go to the park to teach old men and women how to dance swords.
Jiang He was cooking in the kitchen, Xu Qing finished a round of minesweeping, moved his hands and feet to practice swords, and felt that this would help improve all aspects... He couldn't tell which aspects, but he felt that the whole person became much better.
It's a pity that he didn't systematically tell him how much strength, reaction, speed, and whether his swordsmanship level is elementary or advanced or master level.
This thing, all depends on your own feelings, try to recall the past, and then roughly compare: Oh, it seems that the movement is smoother; the reaction speed is a little faster; a sword should be able to chop off a corner of the stool...
"Xu Qing!"
Hearing the commotion outside, Jiang He poked his head to take a look, and couldn't help but let out a loud shout.
Why is this idiot chopping up a stool for no reason
Xu Qing's brain twitched, and he didn't know why he wanted to cut down the poor stool.
"Cough... mistake, I will sit here from now on."
The corner of the stool was not cut off, and the unedged sword was not that sharp, just a deep mark, the paint was messed up, and it looked ugly.
"If you cut things at home again, I'll beat you." Jiang He warned him that he was trying to find a way to bring back umbrellas, teacups, etc. every day, and this guy was doing damage at home.
something is wrong...
Xu Qing said that he knew, and took back the long sword, sat down on the sofa to be quiet, and turned on the computer to do his homework.
Not to mention the live broadcast, the number of fans of his up master has increased several times compared to last year, and the number of views of each video is uneven, but the overall situation has improved a lot, and the upper and lower limits have been raised.
In the past, if the newly released videos were broadcast within three days, if they fluctuated between 80,000 and 80,000, now they fluctuate between 40,000 and 180,000, and the proportion of more than 100,000 is very large.
Among them, the one about martial arts who complained in circles directly had more than 3 million views, outshining others, abruptly pulling up the data of other old videos.
It's just that a lot of bullet screens asked him to continue complaining in the new video.
Sure enough, it is still very powerful to suck powder...
Xu Qing sighed, but there were not many surprises. Venting emotions in the current environment is a wealth code. As long as you speak accurately and utterly, and your words are sharp and refreshing, it is easy to gain fans.
When there is controversy, there will be traffic, and if there is traffic, there will be more controversy.
Occasionally, it’s okay to have a meal, but let’s just keep doing this kind of thing... Xu Qing turned off the comments, opened the private message, and there were some more business cooperation.
After reading one by one, politely rejecting the cooperation intentions of some game manufacturers, his mouse stopped at a shop selling swords.
The other party said that they were attracted by the armor and wanted to cooperate with each other.
Thinking about how he looked wearing armor and saber that day, Xu Qing left him a contact information, and it didn't take long for someone to add him.
"time to eat."
After Jiang He cooked the meal, Xu Qing was still bowing his head to the mobile phone, and was urged by Jiang He before slowly washing his hands.
Dinner is green pepper and potato shreds, as well as small fried beef. Both dishes are very generous.
The shredded potatoes are cut very finely, but they are not rotten and will not be easily pinched.
"I bought a soft sword, can you use a soft sword?"
During the dinner, Xu Qing asked Jiang He.
Jiang He has always used long swords, very hard ones that cannot be bent even if broken, and can only be broken with great force, so they are very heavy, and his wrists are sore from exhaustion.
The soft sword he was talking about was more accurately called the ringing sword, and it was usually used for performances. The spine of the sword was raised, and it could be swung at will, and the tip of the sword would crackle, like a spring.
"No." Jiang He looked at the video on his phone and shook his head simply.
"That is to say, you don't need to use this to kill people when you practice your moves." Xu Qing somehow knew that she had misunderstood what he meant.
"Practice..."
Jiang He pondered for a while, watched the video for a while, and said unsurely, "It should be fine, just let it crackle, right?"
"Probably, it can still sound nice, and practice well."
"Should I broadcast this live?" Jiang He was a little excited.
"Unfortunately, you are a weak woman with no power to restrain a chicken. If you want to broadcast this, you must at least have an ID card. Now I just use it. If you teach me, I can help people make a very powerful advertisement , and make money."
"Oh, I'm a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken." Jiang He nodded, holding the bowl and looking up at him.
"Your eyes make me feel uncomfortable." Xu Qing felt like she was saying that she was not even as good as a chicken.
"It's okay, I won't bully you."
"..."
Xu Qing shook his head, skipped this topic, and couldn't beat her at first, "If this is done well, we should be able to establish a long-term cooperation, and then we can make a collection of long swords by the way, and keep all kinds of swords at home... Do you like it or not?"
"Variety?"
"Long, short, hard, soft, stainless steel epee sword..."
Xu Qingbalabala said it all, making Jiang He's eyes brighter and brighter.
"real?"
"real."
Xu Qing was not surprised by Jiang He's performance at all. People who like violence, how could they not like swords...
Next to the bookshelf, there can be another weapon rack, dedicated to storing all kinds of swords, which looks pretty good after thinking about it.
"What is Miao Jian?" Jiang He thought the name sounded a little nice.
"The 1.5-meter long sword can be used with one hand or two hands. I think if you use this, you can turn into a killing machine and become a battle angel... It's about the same height as you."
Xu Qing found a picture of Miao Jian from her mobile phone and showed it to her. The 1.5 meter long sword has a long blade and a long hilt. Not only can it be used with one hand, but it can also be used as a spear to practice marksmanship.
If Jiang He held it with one hand.
One word, Sa.
"I want it." Jiang He pursed his lips and said.
"Order placed."
"Really?"
"Don't look so surprised, okay? It's hard to resist." Seeing her instant surprise, Xu Qing seemed to want to jump up...
Holding the bowl in his hand, Jiang He took two mouthfuls of rice vigorously, and began to look forward to his great sword.
Although you can't use force to kill people, it's very cool to play with it...
"Do you know Song Que, the Sky Saber?"
"Who is that?" Jiang He was a little confused.
"I'm also an otaku who likes figurines and collects all kinds of knives. Now you are like him, getting more and more nerdy and liking figurines."
After dinner, they went to wash the dishes as usual, the two of them were already used to this, as if they looked like an old married couple, Xu Qing who realized this didn't know whether to laugh or sigh.
At a young age, she has entered middle-aged life ahead of schedule, but she is still a pure child...
There are contradictions everywhere.
Not enough... Jiang He has just changed from an ancient bandit to an ordinary modern person. There is still a long way to go to teach her to become a smart modern person.
Not to mention how smart you are, at least you must be a sensible and independent scholar.
The higher you stand, the more beautiful you can see. Although you can also see some bad things, but if she came here a thousand years ago, if she just lived her life in a muddle, Xu Qing felt that it was her negligence and her fault. Pity.
It is a duty and a duty to teach one and the ancients to appreciate as much beauty as possible.
Of course, this does not delay turning her into a wife, and there is no conflict between the two.
"I write two to three thousand poems every day. Is this a child prodigy? Better than Li Bai and Du Fu."
After eating, Jiang He, who lay dead on the sofa, played with his mobile phone, expressing his amazement at the news he saw.
"Think about it with your stupid head, is it possible?"
Xu Qing came out wiping her hands, rubbed her hands hard on her clothes, touched her calves all the way to her feet, held her whole body, and when her other foot was about to kick, she turned and went to the computer to get ready. Today's live content.
"Based on two thousand poems, even if she only sleeps for four hours a day, let her write two thousand poems in twenty hours, an average of one hundred poems per hour, that is, one poem per minute is not enough—can you copy so fast? "
"..."
Jiang He also realized how stupid he was, to be fooled by this kind of thing.
Xu Qing drew a circle on his head with his finger: "You need to use your brain to read the news."
"Then how could they do such a clumsy..."
"If you don't read, you can't even brag, but if you have a little basic common sense, this kind of joke will not appear, or you have a computer to see the world... You know, some people are really not smart."
Jiang He was stunned, she couldn't even brag without reading, and she would even believe in other people's bragging without reading...
Xu Qing, who didn't hear the echo, glanced back. Jiang He had already sat up from the sofa, and was consciously opening the exercise book, doing a lesson and a practice.
"Xiao Ming went to fetch water from the river, and there are four-liter and nine-liter buckets, what should he do if he wants to fetch just six liters of water to bring back?"
Jiang He opened the book, and when he saw Xiao Ming, he clenched his fist.
"I think doing math problems is also an insult to my IQ."
"How to say?"
"Obviously fill it with nine liters and take it home. If you don't use it up, you can just throw it away. Why does this big fool want to fill it with six liters? Is he sick?"
"...some people are not smart, so you need a smart person like you to help him solve some very stupid problems."
"..."
"It's about helping mentally handicapped children to have fun."
"… it is good."
Jiang He reluctantly accepts this statement, and while comforting himself, he helps the mentally handicapped Xiaoming solve the mentally handicapped problem.
Yes, Xiao Ming is mentally handicapped, so he shouldn't be as knowledgeable as he is.
"You can just rest today, I will do the live broadcast by myself."
Xu Qing ordered that Jiang He, who was tired of playing in the duel field every day, now seemed to have completed the task. The main reason was that he didn't have much motivation and was stable at 1600 points. Whether it was luck or the wrong time period, she basically never met any famous anchors, and no one told her to stand up and not fight back to give away a set of National Day fashion.
Opening Hearthstone, Xu Qing looked at the main news of this version, as well as some cards that have retired from the environment, and began to adjust his deck.
Jiang He had a lot of fun using Weasel Animal Husbandry in the wild. His rank was not high, and he encountered entertainment decks with various super expansions and magical combinations. The winning rate was not too bad.
"Have you ever opened the card case?"
"No."
"I'm an African, come and drive." Xu Qing said.
There are several versions of card packs accumulated above, and Jiang He has saved more than 30 packs from playing games these days.
"Am I European?"
Jiang He came over slowly, pooh-poohing in her hands, she already knew what Africans and Europeans were, and she hadn't flashed a few times when she played dnf and abyss, so she probably came from Africa.
Raising her eyebrows to look at Xu Qing, she felt that this was a chance to change her fate against the sky.
"You told me to open it, don't blame me if it's a black hand."
First things first, Jiang He vaccinated Xu Qing in advance.
"Could it still be darker than me?" Xu Qing moved away from the throne to watch her operate.
"Blessed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, gold, gold, gold, gold..."
Jiang He's ramblings fully reflect that she is a native of China.
If something happens, Bodhisattva blesses it, but if nothing happens, who will believe that thing
"Golden Ordinary!"
"rare!"
"rare!"
"rare!"
"..."
Thirty packs were over, and only one purple came out.
"That...cough, it's pretty good, and it's not bad to have purple." Xu Qing looked at the game interface, and it stands to reason... well, it's really black.
The current version has a guarantee mechanism, and the first ten packs of each series will come out with an orange, so he saves the gold coins and is not in a hurry to buy them. He will buy another series after opening to see which series has oranges.
Now you can buy casually, anyway, these new series are about four or five packs away from the guarantee.
Jiang He glanced at him secretly, rubbed his hands together, "I've said it all, and I don't..."
"Come on, open a few more packs and try."
"It's not open, you can open it."
"you sure?"
"Sure."
Xu Qing shrugged, and there must be at least two oranges in the future to guarantee the bottom line, but this stupid Jiang He gave up.
"Come on, open it like this." He took Jiang He's hand and put it on the mouse, and taught her to drag the card into the grid.
"There is a magical legend in Hearthstone, that is, if two people are destined to open a card pack, it is easy to get an orange. The test method is that two people open it hand in hand, like this."
"I think you're lying to me." Jiang He saw his hands touching his own, and didn't believe a word of what he said.
"Moon Lao bless you, withdrawing money and withdrawing money..."
Jiang He couldn't help curling his lips at Xu Qing's thoughts. This guy wants to lie to her every day...
"Wow, legend!"
Jiang He was taken aback.
"Have you believed it?" Xu Qing asked.
"... How could such a thing happen?" Jiang He felt that something was wrong.
"Then open again, just watch, Yuelao bless Yuelao bless..."
Changing to another series, there are still ten packs guaranteed. The six packs given by the system before have been opened by Jiang He. Xu Qing bought four packs with gold coins, and opened them with her hand.
"Wow, golden legend!"
Another one, still golden.
Xu Qing looked at Jiang He, and Jiang He also looked at him, with great confusion on his small head.
"Hey, this is fate, but there is still a follow-up to this legend. It is said that after two people have tested it, if you want to keep your luck, you need..."
"Need to do something perverted?" Jiang He interrupted.
"Actually, it's not very perverted, just wearing those long socks..."
"I suggest you shut up now."
Jiang He looked at him like an idiot, the purpose was too obvious.
Even a fool can see that there is a ghost, of course she is not stupid.