boom!
There was a muffled sound.
Xu Qing suspected that Jiang He had practiced Iron Head Kungfu, and it hurt his chest when he hit it, but she was just like a normal person, her forehead was not even red, she just reached out and brushed the hair on her forehead, as if nothing had happened.
"Before I bumped into you like this, you were in pain for several days, isn't it okay now?" Jiang He proved his words with practical actions.
"..."
Xu Qing was silent for a moment, hesitated to speak, and could only nod after thinking about it.
I can't tell Jiang He that he didn't hurt for too many days when he was hit before, he pretended to want Jiang He to rub it for him.
After all, women heroes don't take advantage of it for nothing.
Liu Nuxia was reading a book alone at home, and Xu Qing went out with a copy. The sun was shining outside, and it was warm on her body, not burning at all.
Cheng Yulan swung her arms wildly, and walked slowly while swinging, as if she was practicing some strange aerobics.
"Where is this going, auntie?"
"Activities."
Xu Qing nodded.
Sure enough, even if he came out to walk around, his legs were not moving enough, and his hands had to be swayed vigorously.
Last year now, it seemed that a heroine was playing ghosts to scare people. Cheng Yulan and a group of people wrapped him up to watch the surveillance. He was still a little bit interested in watching the fun, but when he went over, he felt that his house had collapsed. .
Jiang He stopped being a demon, and invited a mage to recite a few mantras, and the matter gradually faded away, and he didn't bring it up usually, only occasionally, as an anecdote.
"Jiang He said that there are very few discounts in supermarkets recently, and there are not many flyers..."
"Wow, there are still a lot!" Cheng Yulan became energized when she heard this, "I will take her with me next time!"
"Haha, you are the best, Aunt Cheng." Xu Qing laughed, and walked slowly aside with his pockets on his hands.
"Little girl doesn't have that kind of thing, like me, I'm free every day."
"Yes, little girl."
"This kind of temper is rare."
"To get married, to get married, you have to prepare a house and a car, so you can save a little bit."
"Yo, are you ready to start?" Cheng Yulan asked.
"Yeah, ready, how long have we lived together..."
"Let your dad buy it, how much money you youngsters can save."
"We should save as much as we should. It's not the first love period, playing here and there all day long. She has already lived a stable life, and she is thinking about careful planning every day."
The two of them chatted one after another, Cheng Yulan slightly raised her head and looked at the distance, taking deep and slow breaths while controlling her breathing rhythm.
She thinks so, this kid and his girlfriend are together, it seems that they have never been worried that they will break up, and they have no such thoughts at all. Sometimes they play mahjong with the neighbors or get together to gossip and mention it, just to guess when they will break up. When you get married, will a child suddenly appear and the wedding will be held in a hurry, so that Lao Xu will be ashamed.
Everyone is still happy to see that scene.
It’s not like when you gossip about other people, you don’t think about whether their girlfriend or boyfriend are suitable, and when to change them—I didn’t notice it at first, but now I think about it, it’s weird.
Thinking about it again, it’s actually not surprising. Other young couples are all dressed up, or the nails and makeup are all gaudy, and they are very delicate at first glance. actual.
It's not like these two guys, one is casually selling goods, wandering outside with a thermos cup, occasionally sitting at the gate to bask in the sun, squinting and chatting with them, the other is carrying a vegetable basket every now and then. The vegetable market picks and chooses, and sometimes brings the fish home, and the aroma of fried small fish wafts in the corridor at meal time.
Cheng Yulan thinks there is still a way to see if a young person can succeed. Those who smell the smell of oil and rice from home from time to time have a much higher probability of success than those who order takeout or go out to eat fast food every day.
Jiang He also looked honest and clean, not a bit more stable than the one she was fishing with.
This kid's eyes...
Cheng Yulan looked at Xu Qing, tut tut and shook her head, it wasn't all luck.
Ever since I was a child, I thought Xu Qing was a smart guy, and now I see that it is indeed the case.
Walking to the gate, she happened to meet Gong Ping who came back from the outside, her eyes swept over Xu Qing and Cheng Yulan, she smiled and nodded to Xu Qing as a greeting.
In the afternoon when the sun was warm and the breeze was blowing, the two passed by.
Xu Qing looked back and remembered the piano playing video that Jiang He showed her.
I can't see it, and there is this hand.
"Exercise more and smoke less." Cheng Yulan waved her arms to demonstrate to Uncle Zhao how to keep healthy. Xu Qing smiled and walked away with her pockets on her hands.
…
In mid-October, Qin Hao asked about Jiang He, Xu Qing discussed with him and planned to take Jiang He over to have a look.
Staying up late at night, I sorted everything out to make sure nothing was missed. Jiang He lay on the bed, inexplicably nervous.
"Are you going tomorrow?"
"It's going to happen this time. It's useless to prepare so many accident preventions. It's been going well. This is a good sign." Xu Qing comforted her softly, hugging her.
His hands got in from the pajamas and stroked her waist, the smooth and delicate touch was never enough.
The skin of young girls is really elastic.
Jiang He ignored his small movements, or maybe he was used to it, turned over on the bed, lay on his side and looked at the outline of the curtain, his head was racing with thoughts.
Indeed, a lot of preparations have been made.
But... There are 13 million black households, if it is so simple, how could there be so many
Speaking out his worries, Jiang He turned his head and continued: "It's not easy, is it?"
Xu Qing paused for a moment, then said: "That only accounts for about... less than one percent. If you look at everyone, it's a very small proportion. When there are too many people, there will always be various problems. The reason, so, really don’t worry.”
"yes?"
"yes."
"What if it goes wrong?"
"Then... think of other ways at that time, and it will always be solved. You didn't sneak back from outside."
"I stole from a thousand years ago."
"Grandma, don't think too much, let's go to bed." Xu Qing pulled her back, hugged her and closed her eyes.
Everything is unknown.
"What if..."
"Don't pretend, if you don't sleep, I'm going to drink yogurt."
"..."
There was silence in the bedroom.
After a while.
"I'm not sour..."
Jiang He muttered, took Xu Qing's arm and put it behind his back, and got into his arms.
Nothing to say all night.
next day.
The two of them brought documents—actually, there were no documents, not even an identity certificate, only a few photos, and a self-reported document written by Jiang He himself.
Sitting in the back row of the taxi together, Jiang He held a piece of paper and wrote it down. Although he knew it by heart, and occasionally even thought that he had really wandered, he was still a little afraid that he had misremembered.
The little old lady from twelve hundred years ago...
Thinking of this, Jiang He's fingers tightened a little.
Fortunately, this is Jiangcheng, not the capital city. If it was in the capital city, it would be difficult for her to get away no matter what.
"This is the second time I've come here, didn't expect it to be so fast?"
After getting out of the car, Xu Qing smiled at her. The last time I came here, it was because I beat someone up. At that time, Jiang He's eyes were smeared, and he was still a Tang Dynasty person who didn't understand anything.
Now she can disguise herself as a modern person.
According to the situation at the time, beating up that kid was actually saving someone, and I didn’t even receive a thank you... If Jiang He didn’t vent his anger on the spot, Jiang He might have followed that guy out of the house and slapped him on the head. down.
In the Tang Dynasty, no one would have dared to molest Jiang He, she had never been wronged like this.
Even if there is, the end must be miserable. This is a female bandit who has sparred with Li Bai. Whether it is a real sparring or being beaten up by Li Bai and survived, it is worth boasting-after all, Li Bai is also a ruthless person. , Every day I think about killing a person in ten steps without staying a thousand miles away.
Qin Hao was inside, as I said before, he didn’t let them go directly to the household registration department—Jiang He would have to come here anyway, and a three-no person appeared out of nowhere, she was really fooling her, think about it We all know it's impossible.
"Can't I accompany you?" Xu Qing asked.
"What is your identity?"
"guardian."
"I'll be a ghost, I'll call you later if I have something to do."
Jiang He went in.
Taking a deep breath, she was graceful, unlike the dull-headed quail when she first came here, she believed that she was a modern person.
After processing this side, give me some result, and then take it to the household registration department. I have already said hello there, and I will not push back and perfunctory. Then just follow the normal procedure...
Xu Qing looked at the ceiling and thought in his mind that when this matter was resolved, no matter what job Jiang He wanted to do, to go to school, or to travel, to see the great rivers and mountains of the 21st century, he could do it.
It is not enough to go alone with a sword. With money and ID card, you can basically go to most places.
Even in places where it was difficult to go to in ancient times, such as Lingnan, or even going abroad, to a friend from an island country who lived a good life, to see Mount Fuji and taste sushi, to dress up as a woman and visit a brothel—it seems to be her wish to visit a brothel coming.
You can also go to the Maldives... Forget it, Jiang He doesn't seem to be very good at water, and she refuses to take her swimming in summer.
Take a plane, take a hot air balloon, experience the feeling of flying into the sky, as well as ships, glass walkways... Jiang He's savings can be used for her to run around and play around, the achievements of civilization from ancient times to the present.
Standing a thousand years later, look at the world.
Ancient people... Xu Qing has never forgotten his duty. He is just an npc, responsible for guiding the beginners of ancient players, but there was a little mistake, and he got this stupid Jiang He on the bed and wanted to be his wife.
They spent the whole morning here, during which Xu Qing went in to add something, after noon, things came to an end and they went out together.
Went to the door in silence, got into the taxi, no one said anything, Jiang He squeezed Xu Qing's hand, looked over and over again.
"What's the matter?" Xu Qing couldn't help asking.
"I don't know yet."
Jiang He shook his head, "I heard from them that they will come over a few more times."
"Oh, that went well."
"yes?"
"If you just leave like this without a follow-up, it's over."
"That's right..." Jiang He reacted, and his mood became a little happier.
"What to eat?"
"Eat... barbecue?" Xu Qing asked.
"Want to go out to eat?"
"Well, I won't cook today, go out to eat."
The two of them haven't eaten out together for a long time. One reason is that Jiang He cooks deliciously, and the other is that he is too lazy.
After staying at home for a long time, I don’t want to go too far. Doing it by myself is more convenient than taking a car to go outside to barbecue and fish. I’m too lazy to go at noon, and I have to play games at night.
After eating barbecue together, Xu Qing also drank a little wine, thinking about future plans.
The phone rang, and he took it over to check, it was from Qin Hao.
"Afterwards, you will have a physical examination, you may have blood drawn, and you will be stabbed with a needle, so don't beat him up."
Xu Qing asked in advance that Jiang He hadn't been to the hospital yet. He was afraid that this guy would have some stupid misunderstandings unique to ancient people when he saw someone draw his own blood, such as taking blood to renew his life, and what kind of blood is it.
"With a needle?" Jiang He's expression froze.
"You all know the needle tube, it's not that powerful, the kind that makes a big bag is called blood donation, you can draw a little bit at most, or even prick it, the kind used for medical examination, it's much easier than you bite your finger to write a blood book. "
"I wouldn't bite my finger and write a book in blood, it was on TV."
"Oh."
"You are the stupid one who believes in everything on TV and takes it seriously when he knows it's fake." Jiang He looked at him with contempt.
"The biggest source of receiving information is TV. This has become a subconscious concept. I can't blame me. Modern people are like this." Xu Qing felt that the fault was not his fault. Anyone who saw ancient people would do this. Those who speak are so polite.
"So modern people are stupid."
Jiang He came to a conclusion.
"Can you touch your conscience before you say this?" Xu Qing felt that Jiang He's words were extremely unnatural.
"I have no conscience." Jiang He said.
"No? I'll touch it..."
"..."
"what!"
Some people are not as powerful as a chicken, but they just like to make trouble. Jiang He has reason to suspect that he has the kind of physique that is said to be very happy when he is beaten.
too terrifying…
Jiang He quickly let go of his hand, wiped his clothes twice, and watched him move towards the computer to prevent him from using any excuses to make her beat her up for pleasure, and sat on his throne around the sofa , to search for the physical examination process.
Find a way to understand all the things that you don’t understand well.
details make a difference.
She is much smarter than Xu Qing.
Xu Qing lay on the sofa with his arms behind his head, enjoying the quiet of the afternoon, and wanted to sleep a little.
"Your internal strength won't be detected by the physical examination?" He asked suddenly.
"I don't know that."
"The other things... your physique or something, I always feel that you are different from me."
"Will the physical examination of the Thai leg that kicked the broken tree be different from a normal person?" Jiang He asked.
"Oh~"
Xu Qing felt relieved.
"By the way, that's called muay thai. Although you often use your legs and elbows, it's still called boxing."