"This is modern times!"
Jiang He stood in front of the glass window and looked over, the dots of lights reflected the bustling and noisy night in the city.
Under the vast night, standing at a high altitude and looking down, she couldn't help but marvel at the magnificent night scene.
After obtaining the identity, her mentality has changed unconsciously, and now, she has re-examined the entire Jiangcheng.
This is human civilization, a world that has developed for more than 1,200 years since the Tang Dynasty.
"I said, don't get so close, I don't believe you can fly if the window breaks and falls."
"I'm sure I can't fly at this height, the windows are very strong..."
"Don't try it, it's very strong for me, but not necessarily for you."
"Ok… "
Jiang He took a few steps to the side, and looked down hard again.
Xu Qing was lying on the bed and looked at her back lazily. This is the tallest hotel in Jiangcheng, and two people came over to open the room.
Yes, that's right, it's an open house.
Seeing Jiang He's fuss, Xu Qing seemed to have returned to more than a year ago.
A bumpkin is just a bumpkin.
Even with the ID card, he is still a bumpkin of Kaiyuan.
I have never heard of a young couple who came to open a room to see the high-level experience, not to have sex, it is outrageous.
Xu Qing’s slots are full, and Jiang He has no intuitive experience in choosing whether the house is on the ground floor, middle floor or high floor, so he comes to stay in a high place for one night or two nights... Jiang He can live longer if he wants to, just experience it first.
After all, a heroine is usually rustling when she is not stupid, and she still has a bit of a queen style, so she will knock him on the wall. Maybe she likes the feeling of being too cold at a high place. When you buy a house, you will choose a high-rise building. But no one on the roof jumping around and making noise.
What's more, the two of them are still martial arts practitioners.
It would be even better if the top floor could have a terrace. Jiang He could exercise his muscles with a big long sword.
“The big bed is so soft!”
Jiang He turned around and jumped onto the bed, lying on the bed, "It's softer than ours."
"If you like it, you can change it when you buy a house."
"No, I'm sore after sleeping for a long time, it's better to be firmer." Jiang He thinks it's okay to sleep occasionally, and people who sleep on such a soft bed often will be useless.
"Like hard ones?" Xu Qing said.
"... Are you driving?" Jiang He lay on the bed and turned his head to look at him.
"What's going on in your head, you've learned badly."
Xu Qing dumped the blame on Jiang He without changing his expression, although he really wanted to tease her just now...
The heroine is no longer fun.
"Humph!"
Jiang He turned into a humming monster, punched the bed hard and tried to shake Xu Qing up, but failed, so he just kicked him, Xu Qing fell off unexpectedly and squatted on his buttocks.
"I'm going to take a shower," she said.
"together?"
"Xu Qing, don't overdo it!"
"Put it aside when you're done using it. Back then you called him Mr. Xu when you didn't get your identity, but now you call him Xu Qing when you're done using it..."
Jiang He came back on the way to the bathroom, took off his slippers, and kicked Xu Qing who was muttering beside the bed.
Xu Qing didn't fall this time, so he took her calf and touched it. The white and tender calf was smooth and felt very good.
"watch out!"
The two clashed a few times, Xu Qing parried her one-handed moves, just when he felt that he had successfully practiced martial arts, Jiang He pushed him on the bed again, and put on his shoes a few times before going to take a shower with satisfaction .
"Why is the bathroom made of glass?" Jiang He was surprised. He turned to look at Xu Qing, touched the glass, and felt that the design was mentally handicapped.
"I can't see, at most a vague shadow."
"Isn't it more dreamy if it's looming?"
"Ah, what you said is true."
"You wash first."
"No, I'm already asleep." Xu Qing lay on the bed, snoring for a second.
When the bathroom door rang, he tilted his head, looked at the light in the bathroom, turned over on the bed, and wondered if standing at the door would startle her.
"You didn't bring pajamas, you can come out wrapped in a bath towel." Xu Qing reminded.
"..."
The silhouette of the rushing water in the bathroom froze.
"You deliberately?"
"Wow, I just thought of that too."
Xu Qing dangled outside the door, and noticed that Jiang He, whose voice was approaching, was obviously a little nervous.
"You, what do you want to do?"
"What song was that mountain village old corpse we saw singing? Ah~ woo woo waa~"
"Xu Qing!"
Xu Qing suddenly fell silent.
"Hello!" Jiang He shouted from inside.
"Teacher Xu!"
"...you waited for me to go out!"
Jiang He was furious, this guy did it on purpose.
"Jiang~he~" Xu Qing trembled.
"You are not childish!"
"It's quite naive."
Xu Qing rubbed his nose, turned around and went back to the bed. For some reason, he always wanted to tease her.
After a while, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and Jiang He's shadow rustled inside for a moment, before carefully opening the door.
With steam all over his body, Jiang He glared at him wrapped in a towel.
"Would you try whispering 'Damn it!'?"
"..."
Jiang He didn't speak, but approached slowly.
"Fist and feet have no eyes, if you want to do something, I'll take off your bath towel." Xu Qing stepped back slightly.
"..."
Jiang He's face was flushed from taking a bath, and without saying a word, he grabbed the large bath towel in one hand to keep it from falling, and walked to Xu Qing.
"Let's not talk about whether you can pick it off. You think I'll be afraid of you picking it off when you lie on the same bed every day?" She narrowed her eyes and approached.
Xu Qing's heart skipped a beat, it's broken, it shouldn't have been cheap just now.
"Go on, woohoo?"
"I'm wrong."
"Hmph, hurry up and wash."
Jiang He sat aside wrapped in a bath towel, picked up her phone to check, Gong Ping was calling her to play games.
"I'm not at home tonight, so I can't play."
"Where are you going if you're not home at night?"
"I'm here to have a room with Xu Qing."
"... interesting."
Gong Ping quit the chat.
After wiping his body clean, Jiang He hid under the blanket, only showing his head, looking at the bathroom.
Xu Qing just rinsed it briefly, and came out soon after wiping his hair. Seeing Jiang He playing with his mobile phone, he stood in front of the window wrapped in a bath towel, looking out at the night view of the city.
It feels good to be at the top, standing tall and seeing far.
In this city full of high-rise buildings, it is already a bit depressing. It can't be compared to the countryside in the mountain village. Compared with the lower floors, living on the top floor has a sense of openness.
"Close the curtains." Jiang He huddled under the blanket and said.
"We are the tallest, and no one around can see it, let alone you are still wrapped in a quilt."
"That doesn't work either, it's weird."
"Some people still like to stand by the window and do some bad things in this kind of place." Xu Qing closed the curtains, turned off the headlights when he came back, and hid under the covers.
"That's so strange." Jiang He imagined the scene for a while, and suddenly blushed.
"Everyone has their own hobbies..."
"You don't like it too, do you?"
"I won't, and I don't have that kind of hobby."
"Oh."
"..."
"..."
"The current situation is a great torture for me." Xu Qing groped and sighed.
Human greed is always insufficient. At first, I just wanted to hold hands, then I wanted to hug, then I wanted to move to a room with air conditioning, and then I wanted to play with bears, and then...
Man, always so dissatisfied.
Xu Qing looked at the ceiling and let out a long breath.
"So I don't think we should live together. Who told you that you insisted on tricking me into moving into your house and blowing the air conditioner together... You can only live together if you are married." Jiang He closed his eyes and said.
"If I can beat you, can I force you?"
"Sure, do you still need to ask me? Just do it."
"Then try and see if I can beat you now."
"you sure?"
"Sure!"
Hearing Xu Qing's swearing tone, Jiang He was slightly surprised, then glanced back at him, turned his gaze, and smiled.
"What are you laughing at?" Xu Qing asked.
"Okay, let's try it." She reached for the clothes from the bedside.
"Forget it, you don't want to try on clothes."
"I know."
Jiang He retracted his hands back to the quilt, hid in the bed, and was also tangled in his heart.
After all, inexperienced, it feels weird and scary.
Xu Qing sniffed her neck, and basically did everything that should be done, but she looked forward to it even more.
After all, I have no experience, and I always want to try it.
"If someone finds out about me like this, they will definitely laugh at me as an eunuch."
"No, you just can't beat me."
"..."
Xu Qing burst into tears.
"If I were Lin Daiyu, you would have already done that." Jiang He whispered.
"No! I must try!" Xu Qing suddenly stood up.
The next moment, Jiang He pressed his hands on the bed.
"..."
"..."
"Okay, let's go to bed quickly, stop making trouble, good night." Xu Qing gave up.
tired.
When accepting the heroine in the first place, one should be mentally prepared for this.
Jiang He kissed him and lay back, wrapping the quilt tightly to prevent air leakage.
Although it is warmer in the hotel than at home, it is already a habit to wrap the quilt neatly.
The night light was turned off, and the room was quiet for a while. Jiang He turned over gently, rubbing his little feet around his legs.
"What are you doing?" Xu Qing asked.
"I'll help you."
"..."
…
After getting the ID card, Jiang He scanned the items recorded in Jiang He's notebook one by one.
It's getting colder.
She tore out Baby Jiang He's cotton trousers again, put them on to keep warm, and replaced her shoes with cotton ones.
Take your ID card together to the business hall to transfer the mobile phone card, and then go to the bank to apply for a bank card.
A series of actions even gave Xu Qing the illusion that she was about to run away.
"Boss, how many minutes is an hour?"
Holding her phone and ID card tightly, Jiang He was amazed by the rows of computers in the Internet cafe. If she had so many computers and moved bricks at the same time, she would have given up.
"Six... sixty minutes."
"So expensive?!" Jiang He was shocked, and dragged Xu Qing away, "Let's play at home."
"..."
"..."
Xu Qing turned her head and gave the boss a helpless look, and gestured to her head with her fingers.
This is a fool.
"What else? What should we do now?" Jiang He held his ID card and thought.
They don't want to travel far in the winter, and the two of them are planning to wait for the spring to go to Suzhou... Oh, it's called Suzhou now.
"Get a certificate."
"What proof?"
"Marriage certificate."
"..."
Jiang He was stunned, and asked in a strange way: "Is it expensive?"
"Like nine dollars."
"so cheap?"
"right."
…
Zhou Suzhi thought it was very strange, the two ran over and sat for a while, Xu Qing asked where his father was.
Nonsense, of course I went to work.
"Well, I have something I want to check."
Xu Qing flashed into the study, Zhou Suzhi pulled Jiang He and was about to talk, when Xu Qing ran out again.
"Oh, I almost forgot something, come back in the afternoon."
Zhou Suzhi froze for a moment, and saw the two of them running away again.
What the hell is this kid doing...
"Why didn't you tell her?" Jiang He asked downstairs.
"Give them a surprise in the future. To be honest, it will be very troublesome. If you tell her, she thinks that the young man is impulsive, or thinks that we are doing something...or urging us to have a baby after getting the certificate, urging us to hold a wedding. possible."
"Urging us to have a baby..."
"Anyway, you're a strange person. It's normal for us to do strange things, and don't you think it's exciting? It's like elopement."
"It's really similar." Jiang He nodded. Neither of them knew, nor did Xu Qing's family. It was just her and him who lived together for so long, and then secretly went to get a nine-dollar wedding. certificate.
"The latter sentence is the key point, you like the excitement of elopement." She continued.
"Don't talk nonsense. Anyway, the two of us will be beaten to death if we break up. This thing will be claimed sooner or later. They know it's the same sooner or later. They took you home for the New Year or something, and they didn't show any objection... By the way, go up The other time my mother was still asking me on WeChat when I was going to get married, she must be anxious to have a grandson.”
"Okay, even if you get the certificate, you can't...you can't bully me." Jiang He was looking forward to getting the certificate, but he was afraid that Xu Qing would use this excuse to force the marriage.
It is justifiable to reject him before getting married, but if you beat him after you get married, you will be wronged.
"Who is bullying whom?" Xu Qing felt very embarrassed, obviously he was the one being bullied.
Jiang He stopped talking, took his family's household registration book from his hand, and looked at it with a smile on his face.
This book is different from hers. Hers only has one page, the account card that came with her identity.
After getting in the taxi, he learned that the destination of the two people was the Civil Affairs Bureau, so he looked back and congratulated with a smile.
"To get married?"
"Of course, the weather is fine today, go get a certificate."
"Haha, the weather is good, it is very good."
This is a good reason. My brother drove steadily and stopped at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau.
The Civil Affairs Bureau just passed the lunch break.
On this sunny afternoon, the two walked into the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand.
Only then did Xu Qing know that there was no need to spend nine yuan now, it was done for free.
The nine yuan in cash prepared in advance is no longer needed.
"It's earned, it's earned!"
Holding the nine yuan, Jiang He was happier than getting the marriage certificate, "It's free today, let's go buy a Coke."
"..."
…
"mom!"
"Aunt."
"Why are you back again?"
Seeing them come back, Zhou Suzhi continued to be puzzled, what are these two people doing
"Where's my dad?"
"Didn't you say you're at work!"
"Oh, I'll go to his study to check something." Xu Qing went into the study and put the household registration book back in its original place.
Jiang He was drinking a bottle of Coke, Zhou Suzhi scratched her head, "What is he doing today?"
"He... be happy."
"Check what?"
"Check account."
"??"
Seeing Xu Qing come out, Zhou Suzhi felt very strange, this kid must have a conspiracy.
"You..." she just started.
Slap.
A notebook fell out of Xu Qing's pocket.
"..."
"..."
"What?"
"It's okay, the marriage certificate is lost." Xu Qing picked it up and wiped the dust.
"???"