"I'm back!"
Jiang He greeted in a good mood, and Xu Qing responded, putting his hands on the keyboard to check something.
"What are you looking at?" She leaned over to look.
"Find a joke... Hey, here it is!"
Search keywords, it is easy to find out.
"Before my husband got married, he was very kind to me, very well-behaved, and never played hands or anything.
But after getting married, he always wanted to sleep next to me and always wanted to take off my clothes.
One time I took a shower and even he wanted to come in!
I didn't know what kind of person he was. At first, when he tried to take off my clothes, I beat him to death and called him a rogue.
Afterwards he didn't say anything and slept in the next room.
Should I be educated, right
It's just been married for almost a year and he doesn't talk to me much...
By the way, why has it been almost a year, and I haven't gotten pregnant yet
…”
Xu Qing pressed the keyboard to copy it, changed 'I' to 'you', 'he' to 'she', and 'husband' to 'wife', found Qin Hao's wechat and sent it.
Reality is even more outrageous than fiction. If it wasn't for watching short movies together when they were in school, Xu Qing would definitely suspect that he had some kind of ailment that needed to be treated by an old doctor.
"Before your wife got married... she never touched her hands or anything...
... But after getting married, she always wants to sleep next to you and always wants to take off your clothes.
You didn't know she was such a person!
... Then she said nothing.
..."
Qin Hao put down his phone with a dark face, and stood not far from the convenience store with a large bouquet of flowers in his hand. He wiped his sweat with his sleeve, and fiddled with the petals to make it look neat. He kept making small movements.
Seeing his nervous appearance, passers-by couldn't help but take a second look, Qin Hao didn't seem to notice it.
…
"Growing up with a single parent, he's still a bit introverted... especially when it comes to girls, the girls he likes... there's nothing I can do about character.
If you are facing a prisoner, regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, he will jump over and overturn the prisoner with a single grab..."
"He likes that girl?"
"Nonsense."
Xu Qing looked at the jokes on the Internet and sighed twice, paused for a while as if thinking of something, then turned to look at Jiang He.
Jiang He was still laughing at first, but when he noticed the strangeness in Xu Qing's eyes, he froze, and rubbed his head angrily.
"Am I that stupid?!" She pointed at the computer.
"Won't it?"
"Won't!"
"It feels like you used to think that way..."
"never!"
Jiang He retorted immediately, and changed the subject, "What do you want to eat tonight?"
"Eat yogurt."
"..." Jiang He felt his unicorn arms faintly twitch, wondering if it was illegal to beat her husband.
"Lin Daiyu pulled out that weeping willow..."
Xu Qing whistled and looked away, moved the mouse to change the web page, "I'll eat whatever you do... that's right."
He took Jiang He over, hugged her to his lap, stroked her back and shook her gently, "Why... um? Why does it smell like sweet and sour pork ribs?"
"Teach Pingping to cook."
Jiang He rested his chin on his shoulder, and half-closed his eyes to appreciate the tenderness of this moment.
"Oh, I thought you got into some kitchen and stole a lesson from the roof..."
"There are no such beams now, where should I lie?"
In the past, the roofs were made of wooden beams, which were very large, and people could hide in night clothes while stealing things on TV, eavesdropping on people's speeches and assassinating people, but unfortunately there are no more.
Dimensionality reduction blow.
Unless it becomes Spider-Man, but there is monitoring.
"What do you want to ask?" Jiang He waited for a while and didn't hear Xu Qing's words. He felt his nose arching and arching between his neck, like a puppy, and couldn't help shrinking his neck and pushing Xu Qing.
It feels like something will happen if it goes on like this.
"Why did you suddenly agree?"
Xu Qing smelled the fragrance of her hair and the faint smell of pork ribs, and asked in a muffled voice.
He couldn't figure out how to solve this problem. He was determined to wait until marriage, but all of a sudden, he just rubbed...
Have you changed your temper
As far as he knew, Jiang He should be very persistent in his own ideas. The bed sheet was cut to pieces, and Jiang He didn't know where he secretly hid it, or threw it away or destroyed the body
"you guess?"
Jiang He sat on Xu Qing's lap and leaned back.
"I guess I can ask you." Xu Qing said.
"Actually, you could have..." Jiang He turned his head to look out the window, his hair fell down, and he couldn't see her expression clearly.
"yes?"
"The first time I drank, and now, don't you know?"
"That's different."
"Ok… "
Jiang He narrowed his eyes and kissed him.
It's really different. If Xu Qing took advantage of her drunkenness and impulsiveness at that time, it must have been different. Although she can't do anything, she must not be as comfortable as she is now.
My heart is warm, just like when I ate a cake for the first time, the indescribable satisfaction from the inside out... Maybe it is happiness.
Well thought out.
"So why." Xu Qing was so curious about this question, what made her change her mind
"I am going to cook."
Jiang He got up from him, hummed softly to the music on the computer, turned and left.
"It's wrong for you to do this!"
"Can't you guess?"
"I'm not a fairy."
"Isn't it the worm in my stomach?"
"..."
"It turns out that there are things you can't guess."
"nonsense!"
"Admit that you are stupid Xu Qing."
"You are the one who is stupid, with well-developed limbs and unreasonable, violent and brutal and unintelligent."
Xu Qing picked up the wax gourd and began to recall what was abnormal before.
A pair of cat eyes and human eyes looked at each other, Donggua yawned lazily.
His curiosity is as strong as that of a wax gourd, if he doesn't figure out this matter, he will have to keep stalking.
Xu Qing looked sideways at Jiang He's figure twisting his waist into the kitchen, rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought.
According to his previous guess, Jiang He should gradually show weakness during the sparring, and finally lose resistance naturally, so he thinks it is quite normal, clean and innocent, and has a clear conscience. Jiang He is best at self-deception, and then it will be him Taking advantage of others' danger has nothing to do with female heroes.
This is in line with the behavior pattern of female heroes.
However, Jiang He really planned this way in the first place, secretly released water to show the enemy's weakness, and finally gave up resistance when he was weak for a few days, it was because he took advantage of the danger.
If Xu Qing knew about her plan, she would definitely be moved to tears, and then she couldn't do anything with the foolish heroine for a few days.
Why did it become like this...
The sound of chopping vegetables came from the kitchen, followed by the sizzling sound of the oil pan, and the aroma of cooking filled the air.
"I'm the stupid Xu Qing."
Xu Qing leaned against the kitchen door and said.
"Ok."
Jiang He responded.
"..."
"..."
"I'm not smart with well-developed limbs, and I'm violent and unreasonable."
"Hahahahaha!"
Jiang He was very happy.
"Say it." Xu Qing leaned against the door frame and looked at Jiang He in the kitchen.
"What?" Jiang He turned his head in doubt.
"..."