"When I had a son, I laughed like a dog's tail, and I didn't know who it was."
Xu Qing sat down and died laughing at Wang Zijun's frowning expression.
He is only over a week old. According to reports, it is just the beginning, and it is still very easy to carry. At most, he can change diapers, play with mentally retarded toys, and walk around with him.
When he learns how to yell, stretch out his arms and run like a plane, he doesn't know whether Wang Zijun can hold on.
Being a dad is not easy.
"Is your home coming soon?" He asked Qin Hao.
"No, it's not that urgent." Qin Hao shook his head violently.
"Hmph, it's strange if you don't rush, I think you can't wait to hug tomorrow." Wang Zijun snorted.
He really guessed right, Qin Hao has been thinking about having a baby since he got married, but Nai He has worked hard for a long time but still hasn't moved.
Seeing Qin Hao scratching his head, Wang Zijun turned to Xu Qing and said, "What about you?"
"What about me, I have to live in another two years. Who wants to have children just after getting married? Vulgar, vulgar, living is to get married and have children?"
"Otherwise what are you doing?" Qin Hao asked back.
"For a great love."
"Great, love?"
Wang Zijun and Qin Hao snorted together, "Are you having a baby?"
Qin Hao: "Birth, are you alive?"
Wang Zijun: "I can walk, can a person who doesn't have children be a decent person?"
Qin Hao: "A decent person can't have children?"
"Damn..."
"Wait, you two, what do you mean you can't give birth... Anyway, you can give birth with all your strength and contribute to society. I'll talk about it two years later."
Xu Qing fiddled with his chopsticks, and didn't bother to say much, what a happy life in the two world, these two people don't understand.
One gets pregnant without getting married, and the other can run away after delivering it to her mouth.
The two are finished, you can't compare with them.
When the three married people sat together, Xu Qing felt that something was wrong. The conversation changed to his car, and then turned to the child.
Wang Zijun gave Qin Hao a popular science, Qin Hao pretended not to take it seriously, but actually listened with his ears up.
After all, he is already twenty-seven, and half of this year has passed. If he wants a child next year, he will be twenty-nine when he is born. Qin Hao is still in a hurry, unlike Xu Qing. s reason.
Xu Qing was a little bit emotional, if he hadn't discussed getting married with Jiang He, he would be really behind now, and could only listen to the pressure of the two, shrinking aside like a single dog. .
This is the influence of the people around you. When you get old, even if you don't want to get married, you will be forced to follow up intentionally or unintentionally.
"Actually, the most troublesome thing is the woman. I don't even know what she's thinking. Now that I'm broadcasting English early education on TV, that little guy doesn't even understand it. He can learn a shit."
"Start from the baby." Xu Qing eats food. Now that there are hot pot restaurants in the streets and alleys, it is hard to find serious Chinese food.
Let Jiang He open a small restaurant, and he is in charge of the cashier. It’s not bad, but if you think about washing the dishes, it’s up to you, so forget it, unless Jiang He agrees to hire a dishwashing lady—in that case, a small restaurant is not suitable Yes, it has to be bigger.
Wang Zijun and Qin Hao were chattering, Xu Qing was wandering in the sky, thinking about what Jiang He would do in the future, live broadcasting and playing games... don't talk about whether he likes it or not, even if he is really determined to do it, the peak period will only be a few years , cannot last long.
What do heroines like to do...
Forget it, let her worry about it for herself, and if she can't figure it out, she will be a full-time housewife, washing and cooking every day.
"... I think it was so good in ancient times. I was a wealthy landlord like me. I walked around the streets with a birdcage every day. My daughter-in-law and son stayed in the backyard honestly..." Wang Zijun suddenly felt emotional. , How can I be so tired.
"I said east she dare not go west, I said concubine she has to help me decorate the house, hey..."
He was having a good time, getting more and more energetic. He was already a father and had three wives and four concubines. "How good do you think those women in ancient times were?"
"Ahem... In fact, the ancients were like that." Xu Qing thought for a while, and continued: "There will also be that kind of Hedong lion, just like the charter woman in Kung Fu, who squeezed and clicked her fists, you have seen it. "
"That kind of divorce her."
"If you dare to quit, she will grab your hair and beat you until you change your mouth."
"...you're talking about it!" Wang Zijun didn't like it, he finally had a dream, why there are so many things going on.
When the lights are on and the traffic is rolling outside, this purely modern city is full of beautiful and gentle fantasies for the ancients.
Qin Hao was thinking on the sidelines, still thinking how he could have a doll. He worked so hard, but why is it so difficult...
Pregnancy is a very strange thing. Some people get married and want to have a child for several months, and some people are not married because they want to have a momentary pleasure, but they hit it once or twice.
It's all fate.
In the end, when Xu Qing drove back, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.
"Rain and autumn frost dust off the ground and pass~Clouds cover autumn geese and cover ten years of moonlight~"
Xu Qing went home humming a song, Jiang He was sitting there playing Plants vs Zombies, he looked around, "Have you eaten yet?"
"have eaten."
Jiang He glanced back and said, "I ate outside with Pingping."
She didn't bother to do it when she was alone.
"Here you are, kumquat and lemon."
Xu Qing put the milk tea on her table, Jiang He tilted his head and sniffled, Xu Qing wanted to laugh: "I didn't drink, I won't drink that."
"Be careful, don't drink at all," Jiang He said.
Point the mouse with one hand to defend against zombies, take out the straw with the other hand, poke it into the cup with a click, take it to your mouth and take a sip, squinting your eyes to relax.
Sour, better than sweet.
Xu Qing took a look at the side, she was almost at the last level.
Whether it's Plants vs. Zombies or DNF Dueling Field PK, Jiang He is serious and treats zombies that want to eat her brains seriously.
Donggua was lying on Xu Qing's computer desk, watching her beat the zombie.
When Xu Qing came back, he removed the fat body of the winter melon, turned on the laptop, and started to do the unfinished business during the day.
Since he started looking at the house until now, he has stopped investing in stocks. He only looks around when he has nothing to do, and studies the trend, but he doesn't have much money to throw into it.
If you want to continue, at least wait for the treasury to become abundant...
Increase income and reduce expenditure.
Xu Qing cheered herself up and searched for the latest new movie trailer online.
Film critics are gradually being developed, and they have to be taken seriously. At least some hot new movies are released, and they have to go to the cinema to review them once or twice early, otherwise, after all the reviews are out, it will be troublesome to find new angles, and the exposure will be limited.
"Why are some people so stubborn that they can't turn?" Jiang He frowned tightly, expressing confusion.
After surfing the Internet for a long time, she found that some people seemed to have trouble with their brains.
Xu Qing glanced sideways, "You can't expect everyone to be normal, I often meet them when I make videos, just get used to it."
"Then leave him alone?"
"When a netizen refutes you in a long way, don't refute it back with a long way. You just need to say "I don't understand", and he will feel that he has punched the cotton called illiterate, and then he will be so angry."
"I'm not illiterate." Jiang He muttered.
"It doesn't matter whether you are right or not. Anyway, none of you can convince the other. The end result of talking to him is that I don't know how much time is wasted. If you delay your time, he will succeed." Xu Qing has a wealth of experience in dealing with gangsters.
Generally ignore it, occasionally when you are in a good mood, silence and persuade the other party to avoid wasting time with you and save precious lives - but not everyone appreciates it.
"Some people don't use the Internet for entertainment. Their purpose is to eradicate the injustices in the world, and use the keyboard to achieve the goal of everyone's sanctification immediately. They know everything and know everything."
"Okay, I'm just having fun." Jiang He thought for a while, and admitted that he was illiterate.
I can't argue with others that I am indeed an ancient person. Ancient times are really not just about everyday speech, but also classical Chinese.
The two uncles and aunts had worked for a day, and they met on the walk carrying a hoe, said hello, and asked if they had eaten.
"My brother, do you have food?"
"No, want to eat..."
Thinking about that scene, Jiang He got goosebumps all over his body.
What kind of work do you do? Just pull words every day and you're done.
"I suspect that the world you are in may be the Tang Dynasty in a parallel time and space, otherwise how could there be such a thing as internal strength..." Xu Qing remembered something and said to Jiang He with a serious face.
"what?"
Jiang He was stunned, blinked and blinked, "Maybe..."
She can probably understand what parallel time and space are.
"Because our history here doesn't have any internal strength. Even if there is, it's not as... amazing as you said." Xu Qing felt that this question should be discussed carefully.
Although the emperor and ministers still have some important things right, but the internal strength is really incomprehensible.
It's just that Jiang He didn't want to discuss this issue with him, so he passed it after a few perfunctory moves.
Xu Qing thought about it for a while and didn't get too entangled. Anyway, no matter what is parallel or not, it doesn't get in the way. It's fine now.
Just why not teach him
It's a pity...
Jiang He rolled his eyes to look at him, then turned to the screen, turned the mouse wheel, and watched the stories shared by others.
In the quiet room, there was only the sound of typing on the keyboard and the click of the mouse. Xu Qing was wearing headphones, and Jiang He turned the volume down to the lowest level, so that the two of them would not interfere with each other.
The night is getting dark.
The summer evening wind blew in through the window, feeling a slight coolness, Jiang He touched his arm, got up and closed the window, then drew the curtains, squeezed onto Xu Qing's lap when he came back, and nestled in his arms move.
"What are you doing?" Xu Qing took off the earphones while holding the mouse.
Jiang He didn't speak, but rubbed the top of his head against his chin.
Holding Jiang He's soft body, Xu Qing instinctively felt that something was wrong, but after thinking about it, it was nothing.
"Wait, I'm turning off the computer..."
Xu Qing turned off the computer several times, and carried Jiang He into the bedroom.
…
June summer.
Marriage or something, it’s just fresh for a while, when it’s over, what should I do or what should I do, Xu Qing feels that nothing has changed...
It's just that Jiang He didn't have to call Auntie anymore when he went home, so he changed his name.
There was a public parked downstairs, and Xu Qing took a special look at it.
"Dad, why don't you buy four rings?"
"Why buy it so easy? It's fine if you can travel." Xu Wenbin didn't care. Seeing Xu Qing coming, he got up and went to the study. When he came out, he already had his precious "Sun Tzu's Art of War".
"That's too much, Dad."
"What?" Xu Wenbin looked at him.
"what? What?"
Xu Wenbin pretended to be confused, and Xu Qing simply followed suit.
"You have to think about how old you are."
"We grown-ups have our own ideas and plans."
"That's not called planning, it's called evading responsibility."
"You don't know how to compete with Uncle Qin, do you? Let's not compare with others, just live well." Xu Qing earnestly persuaded Xu Wenbin to put down the book. The art of war is dazzling no matter how you look at it.
"What is my rivalry with him? It's your mother who is in a hurry. She often talks to me. I find it annoying. If you don't urge me, who will you urge?"
"..."
"Annoying, if you tell her not to be annoying, I will leave you alone." Xu Wenbin sighed.
Xu Qing was very distressed, she knew that if she was not married, she was urging to get married, and when she was married, she should be urging to have a baby.
"I know you have your own ideas, you stick to yours, I see mine, and we don't bother each other."
Xu Wenbin opened the book and looked.
Zhou Suzhi pulled Jiang He to talk, Xu Qing was afraid that Zhou Suzhi would talk again, so he didn't go over, anyway, Jiang He was a smart group, and knew how to deal with her mother-in-law without teaching.
No matter how you say it, it's all agreed, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law get along happily, and they should do whatever they want, and I will push the blame on him later...
I don’t know when Jiang He practiced her pot-throwing skills. After Xu Wenbin saw her take a puff of cigarettes that day, Xu Qing suddenly discovered that in the eyes of the old couple, Jiang He had always been that naive and quiet Image, all the blame that can be carried, has been carried by him.
Standing on the balcony, gnawing on an apple melancholy, lying on the railing, Qin Hao's little electric donkey was parked downstairs. This kid didn't go to work today, or maybe he was on the night shift.
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Qin Hao and Yu Li coming out of the corridor and heading for the gate with their pockets in their pockets.
Xu Qing looked at it for a while, then looked up, and found that Qin Maocai on the opposite balcony was also tilting his head to watch.
"Uncle, what are you doing?"
"I see what's interesting about them." Qin Maocai seemed to be saying a tongue twister.
"Miaozi's clothes are handsome, not as rustic as before, I almost didn't dare to recognize him." Xu Qing laughed.
"Poverty, where's your father?"
"I'm watching Sun Tzu's Art of War."
"Oh?" Qin Maocai's eyes lit up, "Where did you buy it? I want to see it too."
"Uncle, please call me and send me a WeChat message. I'll get a copy and send it to you."
Xu Qing responded enthusiastically.
"Hahaha, come and drink with me some other day." Qin Maocai laughed and was not polite to him.
When this guy ran around with his butt naked, he even dragged his little Jiujiu, just like his younger generation.
"Don't drink, don't drink, I'm going to be a father, don't touch a single drop." Xu Qing shook his head, took a bite of the apple, it was crunchy and sweet, "Look at me eating fruit every day to keep healthy."
Xu Wenbin glanced sideways in the room, and pushed his glasses angrily.
If you are a hair, you will blow.
If this kid could become a father within a year, he would have swallowed this book alive on the spot.