"Have you given up on your dream?"
"What dream?"
"Pick pickles, play games, eat for others to see..."
Before Xu Qing finished speaking, Jiang He swayed on the wicker chair.
She didn't know how she had such a stupid idea at the beginning, but now that Xu Qing brought it up again, she wished she could pinch his mouth.
"So why didn't you go to college? It's because you're lazy, too lazy to study, too lazy to take exams." Xu Qing pulled Jiang He's hand away and changed the subject.
"No, it's because I'm pregnant with a baby."
"Stop talking."
"real."
Jiang He pushed the wicker chair, let it rock back and forth, and paused for a moment.
"I don't have that thing this month, haven't you noticed?" She rolled her eyes twice, looked at Xu Qing and said.
"..."
Xu Qing froze, "No way?"
"I think it's very possible." Jiang He's expression also became serious.
Xu Qing's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and his lips felt a little dry, so he licked it and continued: "Then...then... I'll go buy that test strip."
"No, I have."
Jiang He put down his sentence and ran back to the room.
"How could you?!"
Xu Qing, who suddenly found himself falling into the pit, climbed up on the wicker chair twice but failed to get up, struggling to get up like a dying old man, and Jiang He had already got into the bathroom when he entered the room.
On the table are the packages that have been opened, and there is still a box that has not been opened.
An ominous premonition grows crazily in my heart, bang bang, bang bang...
"Look!"
Jiang He opened the door and came out of the bathroom, put a paper towel on his hand, pinched the plastic stick and pointed to the red line on it for Xu Qing.
"It's expired..." Xu Qing's expression was hard to describe.
"How is it possible, this has a production date..." Jiang He lowered his head and pulled the package, Xu Qing took over the plastic stick, looked a little dizzy at the red line on it, and slowly sat down on the sofa.
Mixed feelings.
"It's only been in production for more than two months!"
Jiang He finally found the production date, and happily showed it to Xu Qing, but Xu Qing seemed to have a bug, and even the movement of turning his head was a little stuck. .
"No, we...you..."
Xu Qing pursed her lips, looked at the plastic stick in her hand, and then at Jiang He's happy face, but she didn't understand what was going on.
"You are going to be a father, are you happy?" Jiang He stroked his still flat stomach, lowered his head and looked up at him, as if he just stole a chicken, "You seem very excited."
"..."
"You're too happy to speak?"
"You have a ghost's internal strength!"
Xu Qing said sadly and angrily, he believed the old lady's evil!
what...
It was less than three months after I got married, and the child was arranged.
…
After dinner, Xu Qing was still in a daze.
Jiang He hummed and packed the bowls and chopsticks into the kitchen and put them in the dishwasher. Seeing Xu Qing in such a good mood made him so happy, so he didn't bother him with such trivial matters.
"Look, although we've only been married for a few months, we've been living together for four years..."
After finishing everything, seeing Xu Qing still sitting by the window looking out, she snapped her fingers and told Xu Qing.
She's going to be an old woman if she doesn't have kids, that's terrible.
"Is it clear and innocent?" Xu Qing turned his head and said, "Do you have a clear conscience?"
"You tell me the truth..."
Jiang He's expression changed, he closed his mouth and collected himself, "... Bai?"
Xu Qing's eyes suddenly became round.
Did you feel like throwing up just now
It's over, it's over...
Seeing Xu Qing's expression, Jiang He felt extremely happy, and the next moment he turned around with his mouth closed and ran to the bathroom.
"Isn't it intentional? There was nothing before, and it started after a test..."
"how could I know… "
The two were busy for a while, Xu Qing was not as calm as usual, and was a little at a loss.
The heroine is pregnant.
Caught off guard.
At seven o'clock, Jiang He still wanted to play games, but was held back by Xu Qing.
Looking at the gloomy night outside the window to calm down, he suddenly felt that there were a lot of things going on.
"Do you want to talk to my mother? Ask her what she should pay attention to... Or go to the hospital tomorrow and see a doctor. "
"Do you need to see a doctor to have a baby?"
"nonsense."
Xu Qing doesn't want to despise her anymore, she must be patient with pregnant women...
He took out his mobile phone and dialed it to Zhou Suzhi. After it rang for a while, he was picked up. He didn't know what was going on with the sporadic noise over there.
"Mom, Jiang He is pregnant."
Crackling!
"Hello? Mom, what are you doing?"
"It's okay, it's okay, the mahjong fell. What did you just say?" Zhou Suzhi suspected that she had heard it wrong.
"That's... cough, Jiang He is pregnant."
Xu Qing stroked Jiang He's belly, it was flat and flat, it didn't look pregnant at all, it was still so slippery.
There was a pause there for a while, probably Zhou Suzhi was also digesting the news.
Jiang He listened intently, and there was no movement for a long time. She thought that the phone had been hung up, and Zhou Suzhi's voice came out again, and the noise disappeared: "Really?"
"Really, it's been tested, and she vomited, but she didn't vomit anything."
"..."
"Is this normal? I vomited just after eating, and there was nothing but a few mouthfuls of saliva. If something is not right, I will take her to the hospital for examination."
"Look, this has to be seen, spit..."
Zhou Suzhi didn't know what kind of operation it was, so she spit...
She was also confused for a while, she didn't even play mahjong, and walked home with her one dollar change.
"what?!"
Xu Wenbin was shocked when Zhou Suzhi said that Jiang He was pregnant, "That kid didn't make you happy, did he?"
"How dare he make fun of this, I'll kick him to death... But it's really fast, how long it's only been, and he said he's not in a hurry, but in fact he's in a hurry than anyone else—"
Zhou Suzhi babbled, unable to close her mouth, Xu Wenbin touched her chin, suspecting that it was an accident.
Xu Qing's house.
The two sat upright, searching for pregnancy precautions in front of the computer.
There are two strips of plastic sticks in the trash can.
After searching, Xu Qing suddenly tapped on the keyboard to study another problem.
"What do you want to do when you're pregnant?!"
Jiang He was so angry that he twisted him vigorously, and greeted him with a kaka on his waist.
"Just search and search, hiss... don't make trouble."
A child disrupted all his plans, and it seemed that his happy life could not be preserved for the time being.
Xu Qing twisted her body to dodge left and right, it really hurt.
"Why are you pregnant?" He scratched his hair, still a bit unacceptable.
Done.
"How did I get pregnant, what do you think?" Jiang He turned his head and hummed.
"Didn't you say you have internal strength?!"
"You believe me when I tell you?"
"I… "
Xu Qing opened his mouth.
Who knew that you could pull out your inner strength in order to have a baby!
"Stupid Xu Qing, follow my call and become my summoned beast!"
Jiang He twisted his waist triumphantly and went into the bedroom, took out a change of clothes to take a shower.
"Find out "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty" for me, and I will need prenatal education later."
"..."
Xu Qing threw the mouse aside.
Fuck you!