Xu Qing saw a video of herself on the Internet.
After Gong Ping saw it, she forwarded it to Jiang He, and Jiang He showed it to Xu Qing.
Sensational bgm, slow flashback.
"Who is this poster? I'm going to kill him." Xu Qing finished reading with a blank expression, and squeezed the long sword in his hand.
"Your clothes look like food delivery."
Jiang He suppressed a smile after watching the short video shared by Gong Ping, and rubbed his stomach to stabilize his mood.
Can't laugh out loud, it's not good for the tummy.
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"Isn't this Master Qing? He went out to have sex with his wife while she was pregnant?!"
"... Hahaha!" Jiang He finally couldn't help it anymore, and smiled while covering his stomach.
Xu Qing went out to practice sword unhappily, and the cold light swished past, with the sound of the blade cutting through the air, unexpectedly it looked impressive.
Jiang He continued to watch after laughing.
"Who is Master Qing?"
"Wow, at first I thought the two men... uh... I was a little moved after watching it"
"I know the one in the wheelchair! He's from Jiangcheng! I saw him wandering around several times. I saw this guy changing the sidewalk when I was shopping the other day. I wanted to help push it, but he stood up on his own. Can you believe it!"
"Good, Master Qing, I didn't expect you to play such a trick with such a naughty face!"
"..."
Jiang He watched for a while, then opened his live broadcast account, and sure enough, someone tipped off the news.
"Xu Qing, they say you cheated on a man!"
"..."
"Hahaha, like boys and girls... Let me interview you now, how do you feel after watching the video?"
"I suggest that you don't try to provoke a middle-aged man who is furious, otherwise the consequences will be dire."
"It's scary? How... how dare you?!" Jiang He turned his head to look out the window, and shouted with wide-eyed eyes.
Xu Qing was aiming at her Manjusri with the sword, and the tip of the sword was gesticulating beside the leaves.
"Let's do the interview."
"No more interviews, no more talking." Jiang He covered his mouth and shook his head.
…
Being recognized after being filmed, Xu Qing was almost pissed off, middle-aged, wretched, professed to paralyze her boyfriend, like a boy or girl...
Every word is damage, and this wave is multiple damage.
What's even more frightening is that someone would believe it, and even ask him privately, Xu Qing couldn't be more angry. .
The next day, Master Qing posted a clip about same-sex themes, "Brokeback Mountain", "Lan Yu", "Call Me By Your Name", "Mulholland Drive"... a lot of emotional movies about men and women, and explain popular science at the same time The history of the development of this thing.
Finally, I explained it seriously.
"About the rumor that I confessed to a middle-aged man in a wheelchair, this matter must be clarified. In fact, the situation is like this... blah blah blah..."
Barrage: "Hello, the middle-aged man mentioned in the video is you"
After posting the video, Xu Qing scratched his chin when he saw the barrage and almost went into a rage. He blamed that dress for making him ten years old out of thin air. The style was rustic and the color was like chicken shit.
"I won't wear it! I will definitely not wear it!"
Xu Qing threw the dress into the bottom of the closet, no matter what Jiang He praised him, he was determined not to touch it again.
Look at my up number again, before I know it, it has been eight years...
For the new generation, he is indeed an uncle.
There are many rising stars with more and more young faces. In Xu Qing's eyes, they are all young.
The post-zero generation has risen.
After lamenting how time flies, Xu Qing turned off the computer, looked at Jiang He's calves on the sofa, and instantly regained his youth.
I'm not yet thirty...
Xu Qing quietly walked over and picked up Jiang He. He was a bit heavy after pregnancy, but he was not a vegetarian. He kicked the door amidst Jiang He's complaints, and the living room fell into silence. With claws and claws, it is as stable as Lafayette.
The year is over.
The fine snow fluttered.
Xu Qing and Wang Zijun Qin Hao got together, and the three women huddled together. Over there, Jiang He and Song Hui talked about the two people's confession, and even found out the video, and they giggled.
"Do you want to make a video?" Xu Qing and the others don't drink alcohol, they are a little lazy, leaning on the sofa to be bored. In previous years, at this time, they would definitely research something fun to pass the time. If they couldn't, it would be billiards or Go to the Internet cafe.
"What video?" Wang Zijun asked.
"Didn't I get photographed last time I taught you magic tricks? They took the heat away. Anyway, you're still sitting in a wheelchair. Why don't we..."
"I want to shoot you!"
Wang Zijun was a little sad when he talked about this, he was considered gay, it was unbearable... If Xu Qing was like this, he was wearing a silly hat and shit yellow clothes that day, how wretched it would be Wretched, plus the picture quality taken by the broken pixels of that person's phone—
It's hard to say.
"I didn't mention that kind of filming, are you disgusting or not?" Xu Qing was even more disgusted, because of that video, he doesn't shave his head now, and even if his thick hair grows longer, he is still a handsome and handsome man—whether he is a man or a woman , Dressing up and not dressing up are really two different things.
"Then shoot what?"
"I thought you would drive your wheelchair to...for example, the big world. Isn't there a step on that road? You stop there to see if someone can help you push it up, and then I secretly took pictures from the side. When you're done, meet someone with good intentions and explain it to him... social investigation! It's like that, isn't it illegal?"
At the last sentence, Xu Qing turned to Qin Hao and asked.
Qin Hao was listening with great interest, holding almonds in his hand and kept breaking them and throwing them into his mouth, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. "
"It's too fake to find an actor. Let's ask the person if he is willing, and then prepare some small gifts, no matter whether he agrees or disagrees, he will give it away. For example, let's get a... get a... this thing and then discuss it."
Unemployed vagrant Wang Mou and Xu Mou combined, anyway, driving a wheelchair is very leisurely, and it is not interesting to go around everywhere, go out and do some work.
So in the next few days, two sneaky men came to the street next to the big world. Wang was hesitant. He was a little nervous because he had never been on camera. Can't go up.
On the first day, they didn't meet any enthusiastic people. The two lamented that the world's morale had deteriorated, and people's hearts were not old.
The next day, they didn't meet anyone who was enthusiastic, and the two continued to lament that the world has gone downhill and people's hearts are not old.
On the third day, they still didn't meet any enthusiastic people. The two lamented that the world's morale had deteriorated, and people's hearts were not old.
On the fourth day... Wang Zijun didn't come.
He built a mobile phone holder himself, and drove around the streets and alleys like flying in a wheelchair. He was very excited and found new fun.
Xu Qing clicked on his live broadcast room, and gave a friendly tip.
"You always feel weird when you start a live broadcast."
"What's wrong?"
"People broadcast live broadcasts to make a living, and you live broadcast... how to say? Thanks to this poor guy for sending me the plane?"
"... This is an affirmation of me, you know what."
Wang Zijun was searching for fishing rods on his mobile phone. He planned to occasionally fish in a wheelchair and asked Xu Qing for advice.
Xu Qing stood beside him, seeing Wang Zijun sitting there leisurely, then looked up into the distance.
Before marriage, women were the fun all day long, but after marriage, they became very enthusiastic about these inexplicable things.
Day by day.
It was March spring, and seeing Jiang He's belly getting bigger and bigger, Xu Qing's life suddenly became tense, and he spent less and less time fooling around with Wang Zijun.
Twins generally do not wait for term, or in other words, the concept of full-term pregnancy is not the same as that of singletons.
Qin Hao and the others are due in April, and March has been paying attention to them all the time. Xu Qing is so nervous that he is dying, but Jiang He has changed from the sour and tired appearance when he was just pregnant. He should eat and drink, and he is in a bad mood. Kick him twice.
"Will you suddenly poop and give birth to the baby one day while you pee?"
Xu Qing said worriedly, it's not that he has never heard of this kind of thing, he had an uncle who seemed to be born like this, and he used to hear his grandma brag about going to the bathroom, it didn't feel right, hey, he came out.
He also said that fortunately it didn't fall into the cesspit, otherwise the dry toilets at that time would not be easy to fish.
"Isn't that easy?" Jiang He glanced at him, took a bamboo stick and ate the dragon fruit on it, and then put it on his mouth for a while.
"I don't know how to deliver babies."
"What else do you pick up after you're born?"
"..."
Xu Qing stood up and walked around the room for a few steps, not wanting to talk to this stupid ancient man, so he went out to tinker.
It seems weird to have a small cart at home, but I have to admit that it is very useful, and it can move four or five pots of flowers at a time, and I rely on it to move flowers around in winter.
It was also wise for Xu Wenbin to give him the car when he got married. Anyway, even if he didn't give it then, he has to give it now. It is convenient to go to the hospital and everything.
This small cart can also push Jiang He from home to the car downstairs...
Xu Qing pushed the cart up and down the terrace, thinking wildly.
Up to now, with each passing day, the anticipation becomes stronger, and the tension also increases.
The lottery is coming soon.
By the end of March, Xu Qing, who was visibly haggard, was leaning on the terrace.
"Xu Qing!"
"What's the matter?" He turned back and said, for some reason, the psychological pressure was extremely high, and he really wanted to light a cigarette.
This is an ancient person... It should be normal for an ancient person to combine with a modern person... right
If a child is born, the child was born in Kaiyuan, can it be considered to be more than a thousand years older than his father
…
"I think it's time to give birth." Jiang He said slowly.
"Is going to give birth?"
Xu Qing was stunned, and jumped back to the living room from the balcony, staring nervously at her stomach, "Really? How does it feel?"
"I don't know, it's just..." Jiang He tilted his head, looked down at his belly, put his hands on it, and felt the fetal movement, "It feels like they are coming."
"..."
Xu Qing rubbed her hands, not knowing what she was feeling, so she paused and turned around to look for the key, "Let's go, let's go to the hospital!"
On the way to the hospital, Xu Qing held the steering wheel tightly, feeling that this was the most stable time he had ever driven.
There is no impatience at all, except for being stable, it is still stable.
When we got near the hospital, a car whized into the hospital in front of us. Xu Qing was about to complain when he saw that the car looked familiar, so he took a closer look, hey, Xu Wenbin's car.
The old couple hurried into the hospital lobby, still on the phone to ask where they were, Xu Qing helped Jiang He and walked in slowly from the door.
"??"
With a complicated expression, Xu Wenbin pushed Zhou Suzhi who was on the phone, and then Xu Qing's cell phone stopped ringing.
"what happened?"
"She feels like she's about to give birth." Xu Qing said, "I don't know what it feels like... just come here."
Xu Qing didn't ask whether it was a physical sensation or a woman's supernatural sixth sense. In short, she felt that she was about to give birth, so she came to the hospital.
After a series of procedures were completed, the doctor's eyes were strange. Not to mention Jiang He was calm, even Xu Qing didn't know why. After going downstairs and getting in the car, they became calmer. The two of them seemed to come to see a small cold. Why? See how it is not in the same style as others.
"Are you nervous?" Xu Qing asked.
"Not nervous, how about you?"
"It doesn't seem to be nervous."
"If there's a problem..."
"Bah, bah, be more honest." Xu Qing said angrily, "Modern medicine is quite safe."
"You are now living in the great 21st century, with a complete medical system, even the pioneers like Sun Simiao and Bian Que..."
Xu Qing babbled, and the people around were stunned. Why did the two start talking about medical development from the ancient miracle doctor after they had a child
"... This is modern civilization. Even high-rise buildings are built so high, maybe you can't handle having a child?"
In the end, Xu Qing came to a conclusion and gave Jiang He a big reassurance—although she was quite calm at first, who knew if she was just pretending
The people around were unable to complain, what happened to this girl nodding in deep agreement? I was really fooled by this set...
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Zhou Suzhi slapped him, no matter what time he was still beeping like this.
"The heroine is a little flustered, I'll help her stabilize her mood."
"I didn't panic."
"You're panicking."
"I didn't!" Jiang He was very angry that this guy slandered her, "Do you want to fight?"
"..."
There was no need to fight, Zhou Suzhi beat Xu Qing for her first.
Listening to the doctor's instructions, he walked up and down the aisle and went back to the hospital bed to rest when he was tired. At night, Jiang He was sent to the delivery room.
Xu Qing and the old couple waited outside, and advised them to go back to rest and they didn't go, Zhou Suzhi stayed here, Xu Wenbin didn't leave either.
"Dad, I'm going to be a dad too."
"..."
"That's how I became a father..."
"I'm still a grandfather just like this." Xu Wenbin stroked his hair with mixed feelings.
As I lived through this day, I upgraded.
"hey-hey… "
Fortunately, he didn't know that this grandson was born in Kaiyuan, and he should be considered half a Tang Dynasty man, older than anyone else.
Otherwise, the old man's expression must be wonderful.
Xu Qing paced slowly in the aisle, walking to the side from time to time to look at the night sky outside.
There was no movement in the delivery room, and the air was a little quiet. Zhou Suzhi kept rubbing her hands and stared at the door. Xu Wenbin fumbled in his pocket, took out a cigarette, but didn't light it. Stop touching.
The night was dark, and the stars hung sparsely in the sky.
Xu Qing has a strong confidence that he will be born safely, and he doesn't panic at all. It's an inexplicable feeling, but he just knows it.
Still a man and a woman.
Somehow, he looked back.
The door opened.
"Dragon and phoenix twins, a boy and a girl."
The voice came.
At that moment, Xu Qing heard his heart beat.