Jiang He is not as fun as before.
This woman changed after giving birth.
Jiao Didi, who hadn't pretended to be married before, blushed, and didn't even know what shyness was after giving birth.
Xu Qing angrily poured out the water, and stayed in the living room instead of going back to the room, leaving her alone in the empty room.
Thinking about it, Jiang He was fun at the beginning. He was surprised when he saw everything. He could click on the little housekeeper floating window on his phone all morning and watch it move around.
After staying in the living room for more than half an hour, the night sky was full of stars and the crescent moon was like a hook.
Xu Qing got up and went back to the bedroom, while Jiang He leaned on the bed and gritted his teeth with his mobile phone.
"Is this person insane? I don't want to write any more, but he keeps chasing me and talking about science, saying there are no ghosts. How can there be such a person!"
Jiang He was about to die of anger, and turned the fire on Xu Qing's head. She thought it was Xu Qing's crow's mouth that caused it.
The last time she wanted to write a ghost story, Xu Qing said that someone might come to explain that there are no ghosts in the world, but in the end, a ghost really appeared, which made Jiang He's teeth itch with hatred. He just wanted to take a sword and crawl along the network cable. Stab this man.
Who doesn't know that there are no ghosts in this world? What do you say
"Understand that maybe your ghost stories are too scary."
Xu Qing calmly got into the bed, got into the bed, crushed the corners of the quilt to his neck, wrapped himself up tightly, and was about to fall asleep.
He is in a better mood now.
"It couldn't be you, could it?" Jiang He couldn't help being suspicious when he saw Xu Qing tightly wrapped in the quilt, and suddenly came up with this guess.
"Don't spitting blood, I'll tell you."
"It must be you?"
"Speak with evidence... What are you doing? What are you doing?! Don't make trouble in the middle of the night... Ah!"
…
When the child was a week old, he was able to stand up and walk two steps. The elder sister was still an elder sister. Regardless of whether Jiang He said at birth that who would win a fight and who would be the boss counted, she was still an elder sister.
Although it is said that it is too early to beat the younger brother, it is too early, and Xu Qing has a headache and can only try not to let the two of them touch each other.
It's okay for a girl to follow her mother, but it's a bit miserable for a son to follow his father.
"Shi'an, you have to fight hard, how can you let your sister bully you? She's only a little earlier than you, huh?"
Xu Qing taught earnestly, Shi'an kicked his calf and didn't know what he was thinking. He stuffed his fingers into his mouth, but Xu Qing took them out and stuffed them in again.
Jiang He went out to find a place for a flower shop with Song Hui, Xu Qing watched the two cubs at home, together with Donggua, turned on the TV, Donggua lay on the window sill and took a nap, Xu Qing was holding the human cub raising manual to supplement knowledge .
The first child was raised as a book, and the second was raised as a pig. Now there are two at the same time, Xu Shi'an should be thankful that he can also enjoy the treatment of a first child, and was carefully raised by the couple.
"He will trouble you, surprise you, make you happy, make you worry, let you experience childhood again, let you understand your state of mind at that time, his naughtiness, his happiness, and let you better understand the past. yourself, so that life becomes complete...”
Using a pen to underline this passage in the book, Xu Qing sighed a little, it would indeed be different after becoming a father.
Only by becoming a father can he understand his father's feelings. Looking at the two children, he naturally remembered that when Xu Wenbin was in his thirties, the old man was still young at that time, and he already had a serious and steady face like this now.
But that was just pretending, Xu Qing remembered that he had seen Xu Wenbin and Qin Maocai get together and speak pornographically.
With the heavy burden down, everything that went out to travel was pressed in the corner, and his mind was full of growing up quickly, and he could only be thrown aside when he grew up, and then he and Jiang He traveled north and south, fighting for justice.
Oh, Jiang He is about to go to the flower shop, so he might not want to go out with him.
It doesn't matter, when the time comes to hand over the store to the siblings, they will still be free.
Xu Qingyang was dreaming sweet dreams on the sofa, and only woke Jiang He up when he came back.
"Look at the child and see him fall asleep."
Jiang He pursed his lips, what was said on the Internet was indeed true, it was unreliable for parents to see their children.
"As soon as they moved, I woke up, and I didn't sleep too soundly." Xu Qing still insisted, who is to blame
It's not the fault of this mother, who doesn't sleep at night and messes around.
It's a pity for his thirty-year-old waist.
"Have you seen any good places?"
"There are several good positions, all of which are in the candidate list, and have not yet been finalized."
"Oh, you are not in a hurry."
"What's the rush? I've been preparing for so long. It's not too late."
Jiang He was as steady as an old dog, looking around at the child, touching his buttocks, then randomly tied up his long hair into a bun, washed his hands and went into the kitchen to cook.
"Is our mother not here today?"
"No, you still expect her to come?"
Xu Qing continued to study the cub raising manual without raising his head.
Zhou Suzhi was not very supportive of Jiang He's opening of the store, worrying that she would distract her energy and have no time to take care of her children. Xu Qing was just like when he resisted Xu Wenbin at the beginning of the year. The wife still thinks that being with the children is the most important thing.
Jiang He has been looking forward to selling flowers for a long time, and she will not give up just because of a few words—fortunately, she came to this prosperous and bright era from the eve of the Anshi Rebellion, how can she stay at home every day, she also has things she wants to do.
There are still a few months until autumn, which is enough to find a good store and then decorate it. The raw material purchase channels have also been figured out, so it can be said that the preparations are very sufficient.
"Is it time for you to read poems to your children?"
"Just read it when you're young. Don't follow Song Hui's nonsense. I have my own arrangements."
"But his Xiaohao already knows how to recite poems."
"I want to teach you to teach." Xu Qing took out his trump card. He didn't believe that the little old lady would pick up the textbooks again and chew on them again. The original books were all packaged and sold to the scrap yard by her.
Jiang He thought about it, and decided to forget it. I believe Xu Qing, this scholar must understand better than her.
"What if the child doesn't study well in the future?"
"You think you'll be fine with reading?"
"... Do you want to fight?" Jiang He poked his head from the kitchen with a shovel in hand.
"Stupid woman, savage and unreasonable violence."
Xu Qing dismissed it, and asked her to teach, so that the two children could be taught to become kings of the mountain.
"It's good to be healthy and healthy. I think so much. The world is full of normal people. Your child is only two years old and recites poetry. Is he a genius? Is he the protagonist or something?"
"I just look at her house..."
"Compare yourself with others, I'm not talking about you..."
Xu Qing turned on the nagging mode, forcing her to babble, and Jiang He felt in a daze that she was back when she first came here.
In fact, Xu Qing had considered this question a long time ago, whether the starting line would be inferior to others, but after thinking about it, he decided not to place too many expectations on them out of thin air.
"Siblings, healthy and healthy, don't listen to what your mother said." He gently pushed the cradle, Xu Jin wanted to reach out to grab his younger brother, but Xu Shi'an didn't know how to hide, anyway, he would cry when he dared to move.
Hearing that, Jiang He glanced at him and stopped responding.
…
When the address was found, the decoration had to be based on Xu Qing's opinion, as well as Song Hui's opinion, Jiang He was not familiar with this fact.
A small shop of tens of square meters, in a corner of the street, looks inconspicuous. Xu Qing's suggestion is to be unique, eye-catching, and with a good style.
"What is chic?"
"Bright, first of all, it must be bright, bright and atmospheric, and well ventilated. The color tone can be cold or warm, but it must not be dark. The place is not big, and the decoration makes it look big."
Xu Qing held the child in his arms and pointed out Jiang Shan, Jiang He took a notebook to write down, Song Hui looked at the couple and felt stable.
Wang Zijun drove over in a wheelchair to see, Song Hui almost wanted to pull him out of the wheelchair, it was embarrassing.
"Why is it such a big fart?"
"Small flower shop, what is small? Can my wife take care of the big shop alone?"
"Hire someone!"
"Get up, go fishing in your wheelchair, don't get in the way here."
Xu Qing waved his hand to drive people away, the big dog always thought of the big one, and the face of the nouveau riche might not be changed in this life.
"I'll send you flower baskets when it opens!" Wang Zijun said generously.
"What is our store for?"
"Selling flowers."
"You send flower baskets to our flower shop?"
"..."
Song Hui couldn't stand it anymore, she found that this guy seemed to have triggered some strange buffs after sitting in a wheelchair, just like Fan Wei who was fooled by Zhao Benshan.
While chattering, Wang Zijun's eyes suddenly straightened.
Xu Qing followed his gaze and looked back. Jiang He was breaking off a steel cone left by a merchant with his hands.
Turning around with the black steel awl in hand, she realized that the eyes of several people were all on her hand.
"Uh... this, it's iron." She twitched her head, not knowing why she wanted to introduce it to them.
Heavy, she just remembered the scraps from the previous seller, and she pulled them out by accident.
"..."
"..."
"Someone will take care of those while it's being renovated, you don't have to do it yourself." Xu Qing couldn't help but break the silence.
"oh oh."
The steel awl was thrown on the ground with a bang, causing Wang Zijun's eyelids to twitch. He looked at Jiang He and Xu Qing with complicated expressions, and suddenly felt a little sympathetic to this brother.
He just realized that what Xu Qing said about being beaten every day might be true...
It seems that when we first met, Xu Qing introduced that this is a friend from his village with strong hands.
Have humans evolved to this extent
After finishing the work here, Xu Qing pushed the stroller and strolled outside with Wang Zijun, Wang Zijun wanted to hug his precious son, but Xu Qing refused, the reason being that IQ might be contagious.
"Don't you just sit in a wheelchair? You are discriminating!" Wang Zijun slapped the armrest angrily.
"By the way, what did your wife do before?" Looking back, he finally let go of his curiosity when he couldn't see the two wives.
"Plowing the fields."
"Nonsense, is she that...that..."
For a long time, Wang Zijun didn't think of anyone who would be so capable.
"Oh, let's be honest."
Xu Qing sighed, Wang Zijun's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly moved closer to his ear, ready to hear the secret.
There is something wrong at first glance!
"She is a top killer in the world. She started devil-style training at the age of three. She was on a mission at the age of four. She once slaughtered a special force in Siberia. At the age of five, she topped the list of killers. Mission, I accidentally got my bag stolen..."
"Then retire at seven and live by picking up trash until you meet you and bring her home?"
Wang Zijun looked around for his anti-wolf spray, planning to spray this guy in the face.
"Why do you have this thing?" Xu Qing was surprised by the anti-wolf spray in his hand.
"People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. I live live in a wheelchair. What if someone plots against me?"
"… well considered."
Xu Qing was too lazy to complain, he had already seen that the ultimate form of this wheelchair was probably Jingle Cat's pocket.
"Stop talking nonsense, isn't your wife..." Wang Zijun paused, he didn't even have a reliable guess!
There may be a bug in this world, or there is really such a thing as a natural supernatural power overlord.
Pushing the baby and walking on the street, Xu Qing laughed as he saw the flow of people coming and going.
There is only one in the world.
Qin Hao rode a motorcycle beeping over from a distance, and saw them stop by the side of the road to say hello.
"You two, what are you doing!"
"Take the baby for a walk." Xu Qing greeted, then pointed to Wang Zijun and said, "This guy just said that he wants your daughter to be his son's wife."
"Hey..." Qin Hao reached behind his clothes and fumbled, "I'll handcuff you! How dare you hit my daughter!"
"Don't listen to his nonsense, my son is already in kindergarten, and there are a bunch of little girls there."
"Be human."
Qin Hao has become a veritable black fat man, and he started to gain weight after having a daughter. If he hadn't known that he was a small police officer, it would be easy for people to think of him as the chief of the bureau if he only looked at his body shape and his black face without anger.
Wang Zijun still looks like a son with kidney deficiency, thin and weak, Xu Qing didn't gain much weight, he lost weight after practicing martial arts, but he looks a bit strong, his shirt is not as empty as it was a few years ago, he can hold up his clothes a little .
Come over to see Xu Qingtui's twins, Qin Hao admires them as usual, and then guesses which one is the older sister, this time he guessed right.
The two dolls haven't grown up yet, so there is not much difference now. If you don't look at them often, it is difficult to distinguish the two of them. They are both like dolls, with small hands swaying gently.
"Don't move around, you are so dark that you have touched the child in the dark, be careful that Qingzi and his wife will beat you."
Wang Zijun thought about Jiang He's heroic appearance of breaking the steel cone just now, and reckoned that Qin Hao's physique might not be able to withstand a slap.
"By the way, some women will gain weight when they reach middle age, and they are so big... Be careful, Qingzi."
He made a gesture, feeling very sympathetic to Xu Qing, he is so brave now, if Xu Qing's daughter-in-law becomes that kind of aunt by then, Xu Qing might not be crushed to death with a single finger.
Can't afford to provoke...
His son still doesn't want to think about Xu Qing's daughter. This kind of mother-in-law may be fatal, and if that kind of strength can be inherited, it will be even worse.
Xu Qing didn't even bother to talk to this guy, Jiang He was practicing yoga now, and she was in great shape, it was impossible to become an old lady.
"I'm tanned, but not dirty." Qin Hao said.
"It's not good to be black, what should I do if I tell my children black."
"I... grass!"
Qin Hao was so angry that his mouth was trembling, and his air was trembling with coldness. Will this world be better? When will people who are not white stand up
Three middle-aged men were teasing around the two little dolls. Seeing Jiang He's figure from a distance, Wang Zijun withdrew his hand wisely.
"Where are you pushing the child?" Jiang He and Song Hui passed by, and saw the three of them stopped by the side of the road to talk.
"Show them off."
Jiang He glanced at Xu Qing, then looked at them, Wang Zijun played with the wheelchair nonchalantly, Qin Hao greeted her and Song Hui with a grin and big white teeth.
When these few men get together, it feels inexplicably unreliable.
And the one at Song Hui's house... She looked at Song Hui and couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic.
If Xu Qing dared to do that...
Husband sits in a wheelchair every day, and his skin is mostly itchy, so just give him a spanking.