When Xu Qing came over at noon, Jiang He was handing a handful of carnations to the courier brother. There was no delivery man in the store, so they had to hand them over to the platform.
No wonder Jiang He expected him to lose his job. Now this little old lady can provide one or two jobs, and she can also work as a husband and wife.
Gong Ping was sitting in the corner playing games with a laptop, and when she saw Xu Qing carrying a lunch box with the child, she seemed to think of something, and the speed of clapping the keyboard increased, and she left with her bag after playing a game.
"She doesn't seem very happy?"
Xu Qing looked back, thinking how he had offended this old woman.
"Seeing you as a family member, she is anxious." Jiang He took the lunch box and opened it. Xu Qing's craftsmanship is still terrible... only compared with her.
In fact, it is already edible, but the appearance is not so good.
"I heard that someone invited her to watch a movie, but she didn't go, and she stayed with me all morning on the pretext that the flower shop needed help." Jiang He picked up a piece of potato and tasted it, seeing Xu Shi'an looking at her helplessly, carrying the lunch box around Turn around and don't show him.
"What else to say... Anyway, it's inexplicable, but she is actually cowardly."
Jiang He looks like he has seen through everything. Some women seem to have a set of dirty jokes on the surface, and they can talk about frequency conversion endlessly.
In fact, I would panic if a man held my hand.
Xu Qing was noncommittal, seeing Xu Shi'an's greedy look, asked, "Are you full?"
"I'm full." Xu Shi'an shook his head and nodded again.
"I just want to eat."
"Then keep thinking."
Xu Qing chatted with his son, and seeing Jiang He was busy eating, he stood at the door of the store and waited to see if there were any customers.
Speaking of which, these young people are quite romantic, but he can't do it anymore. He has given Jiang He flowers countless times-it's pure laziness, and Jiang He is also lazy, too lazy to ask for it, so lazy, and it's been so long.
There is no stage where young couples torment each other like you love me or not, I love you or not, it seems that something is missing...
Xu Qing scratched his chin, and suddenly remembered that this was the reason why he was so focused on deceiving Jiang He.
Now that I'm an old couple, I don't feel bored. I'm usually busy with my own business. When I'm not playing around, I get together to watch a movie, take a walk, and occasionally avoid the children to have some fun between husband and wife.
"Uncle, I want a bunch of baby's breath! That pink and blue one..."
"Hold on."
Xu Qing has already accepted his status as an uncle, there is no other way, he can't let people call him big brother, it feels like he's out of society... and he's not much younger.
He quickly took down the bouquet pointed by the other party and handed it to the other party. The blue and pink were mixed and matched.
After taking the payment code to collect the money, Xu Qing turned around proudly. He has business since he came, which is his fortune.
"What do people call you?"
"Call me boss, or sister." Jiang He said without raising his head while eating.
"..."
Xu Qing was not reconciled, "No one calls you auntie?"
"She's not stupid. No one even calls Pingping Auntie."
Shaking...
Well, men and women are indeed different.
Xu Qing wondered if he should secretly use Jiang He's essence or something, although he would occasionally paste it on his face when he was free, but if he was found out, he might be beaten.
In the afternoon, I met Qin Hao, riding a motorcycle, passing by a flower shop and stopped to look carefully at the flowers on display, as if thinking about something.
"Take it to your daughter-in-law, I'll give it to you." Xu Qing was very generous, and he didn't take any money from his buddies.
"Why am I so awkward hearing you say that?"
Qin Hao's face was dark, and he didn't look at it.
"She went back to her mother's house yesterday and had a quarrel."
He didn't go to work today, Qin Hao was scolded by the old man, so he came out on a motorcycle to relax.
It's very strange, how can Xu Qing and his wife be the same as when they were in love, one threw raisins, the other opened his mouth to pick them up, and he saw them all when he parked the car just now.
"Go pick it up."
"Take a fart, and be comfortable alone."
Qin Hao stiffened his neck, as if he wasn't the one looking at the flowers just now.
Hard talk is hard talk, he still wants to ask Xu Qing how to make a woman happy.
Qin Hao finally found out that daughter-in-law sometimes has to be fooled with flowers or something, and he can't keep reasoning, it doesn't make sense, two hours of reasoning may not be as effective as a bouquet of flowers.
The flower shop is not the place to talk, Qin Hao asked Jiang He's permission, pulled Xu Qing and wanted to leave, said to invite him to dinner, thought about it before getting in the car, asked Wang Zijun, and took the goods with him.
It may be that his life is miserable, Wang Zijun has money, Xu Qing has time, he... has to find his own advantages.
It's hard to find by yourself, so you have to ask others to help you find it.
Wang Zijun brought some side dishes, Qin Hao found out the pot, Xu Qing went downstairs to buy some meat dishes, and the small hot pot was set up.
"Your armor is pretty good. I'm already a father. Why do you want this thing? Mouse, the water is deep here, you can't handle it, listen to me, give it to me, I'll wear it and go in a wheelchair..."
Wang Zijun wandered around Qin Hao's house, drooling at his armor.
"Fuck you, heirloom." Qin Hao definitely couldn't give it, the old man made it.
"To whom? To Xiaoxiao?" Wang Zijun turned around and asked.
"..."
"When you have a second child, you two will stop quarreling, and you just want another son." Wang Zijun touched his armor and gave him a bad idea.
I'll make one myself when I have time, it looks pretty cool.
"No, my daughter is fine." Qin Hao shook his head.
"That's because you don't know your son's goodness, and you just added a younger brother to her. It's a trick... right?"
"Yeah." Xu Qing nodded, lowered his head and peeled the peanuts and threw them into his mouth.
Qin Hao's daughter is not a baby, so how can Wang Zijun be compared to him, "Go away, son is difficult to discipline, I think you wish to change into a daughter, how do you say that? A daughter is a little padded jacket... What a caring little padded jacket."
"Yeah, that's right." Xu Qing nodded, continuing to peel peanuts and throw them into his mouth.
"..."
"..."
"What are you looking at me for?"
Xu Qing didn't hear the sound, raised his head and asked.
"This bastard has practiced kung fu, we may not be able to hold him down." Wang Zijun said resentfully.
Qin Hao leaned on the sofa, raised his head and sighed.
"There are things like quarrels, let her beat you up and vent your anger, and it's over. Anyway, you are rough and thick, and it won't hurt, so let her do it." Xu Qing picked up the cup and drank, and continued: " If it doesn't work, you can just throw the cup down and kneel on it, scaring her to death."
"It's too ruthless, so ruthless, did you just do that?" Wang Zijun felt his knee hurt when he looked at it.
"She doesn't dare to mess with me." Xu Qing was furious, "I've practiced."
"Have you practiced the vajra leg and won't it break?"
"... There is no way to talk about it."
There was still a wedding photo of the two of them hanging on the wall. When Qin Hao was the most handsome, he smiled with white teeth.
"How to do it? I can't just run over to pick her up. Next time she goes back, I'll still pick her up... This is no way." Qin Hao scratched his head, "What do women think? I don't understand, she If you don't want to, you can get a divorce, it's very annoying to make such a noise."
"What do you think... It stands to reason that you should be able to feel it, whether there is a real conflict waiting to be resolved, or if you don't feel tired and bored, you can make a fuss about big and small things, and even find fault on purpose, can you feel it?"
"The problem is I don't know."
"..."
"Sometimes I feel like the divorce is over." Qin Hao said suddenly.
"Don't, don't!"
Wang Zijun was surprised.
"Think about Xiaoxiao, but I can't be cruel."
"It's hopeless, or you'd leave without Xiaoxiao?" Xu Qing looked at Qin Hao's black face, this guy couldn't make a dull fart with three sticks, and he could still go this far.
"I'm very distressed, help me figure out what she thinks, you know, I don't understand these twists and turns, I just go to work, I don't know how to coax, and I don't know what she thinks "Qin Hao rubbed his face and looked out the window, then turned his eyes back after a while, "I'm not good-looking, and I'm busy at work, if she really thinks I'm not good enough, I won't die if I don't think about it It's better to pester her and solve it as soon as possible, anyway, maybe I was grateful before... The problem is that I don't know what she thinks."
"In this day and age, there is no such thing as a physical promise. I just want to be with you when I like you. I think so much."
Xu Qing shook his head and thought about it, "You see, when you were hospitalized, she just thanked you. There was no need to come the second time. She ran over later, and she had a crush on you several times... In other words, I am so handsome. , Why isn't it me? Just because I wasn't injured? How could it be... "
"Because you don't look like a good person."
"I..." Xu Qing was amused, and turned to Wang Zijun and said, "I don't look like a good person?"
"It's not like that. He looks like a dog. He looks like a scumbag." Wang Zijun despised him.
"Grass."
Xu Qing thinks that compared with them, he looks like a good person. One of them is vicious, and the other is a man with kidney deficiency... He has become less weak recently, sitting in a wheelchair like an idiot.
He is just a normal person.
"Coax her back first, and then have a good talk, you can't do it anymore, tell her these things, don't hide them from a group of us elders, tell her, what do you think. "
"I'll pick it up?" Qin Hao said reluctantly.
"You dial a video, admit your mistake, pretend to be pitiful, and see her attitude."
"How about I go and bring Xiaoxiao over and call again, she's at my dad's place."
"Don't you want to see what her attitude is? You, go, take a steamed bun and eat it... wait a minute, microwave it in the microwave first, make it hard and crumbly, and take a bite of the slag-like one."
Xu Qinggui took the idea to impress Wang Zijun, a soft big white steamed bun, made it look like it had been left for three or five days, and rubbed it in the pot specially.
Qin Hao held the mobile phone, looked at Xu Qing's eyes, he was also a bachelor, got into the kitchen and called Yu Li.
Didn't answer once, didn't answer twice, and dialed a third time.
"Daughter-in-law..."
As soon as he said a word, Qin Hao burst into tears.
Xu Qinggou couldn't do it, and stood outside the screen holding an onion and blowing towards Qin Hao.
"I… "
Qin Hao burst into tears, holding the black and hard steamed bun, he was so pitiful.
After the phone call, Qin Hao was so angry that he threw Xu Qing's onion away, he was a real dog.
"Did it work?" Xu Qing heard that Yu Li said that she would be back tomorrow. Although her tone was stiff, her mother-in-law was also persuading her.
"Tomorrow you go to my place to get some flowers first, then go to pick her up, don't let her come back by herself, women love face..."
"You are a real bully." Wang Zijun gave a thumbs up, maliciously guessing how many times Xu Qing had cried.
"What kind of flower?... Forget it, you can get it, get a big one." Qin Hao didn't refuse, so he just got a big bouquet of flowers.
"Come here and start the fire, and you won't drink the wine. By the way, where is Xiaoxiao? Bring my daughter-in-law here, what will I eat with the old man..." Wang Zijun said.
"What is your daughter-in-law, that's my daughter-in-law."
"..."
Qin Hao didn't have the same knowledge as these two bastards. After thinking about it, he put on a coat and went to pick up his daughter.
With such a young child, there is no certainty about what will happen in the future, even if it is useless to make a baby mother, it is not the age when parents are in charge of major marriage matters such as marriage by fingertips.
Xu Qing and Wang Zijun turned off the fire, and helped Wang Zijun put on the armor to let him experience whether this person with kidney deficiency can hold dozens of catties.
"I have a sense of security. In case of zombies besieging the city, I won't be afraid of being bitten by wearing this." Wang Zijun and Xu Qing had the same idea, this thing can prevent zombies.
When Qin Hao came back, he immediately urged him to take it off, fearing that it would be worn out, and the old man made it for a few months before getting it out.
Qin Xiaoyuan was more sensible than ordinary children, and called Uncle Xu in a low voice. Because he played well with Xu Jin and the others in the kindergarten, he also knew Xu Qing better, which made Wang Zijun sour.
"Uncle Wang often sits in a wheelchair. He has a problem, so I don't sit with him."
Xu Qing took Qin Xiao over and started eating lively around the small hot pot.
"You guys are quarreling, you can't lose the child, I think, or you can recognize me as a godfather."
"I, I, I, too." Wang Zijun sneered and wanted a goddaughter.
Just as he was talking, there was a knock on the door, several people looked at each other, Qin Hao muttered and got up.
"I can't have the old man chasing me and scolding me... just now, the eyes are not the eyes, and the nose is not the nose..."
Opening the door, Yu Li came in with her bag, and her eyes fell on Xu Qing and Wang Zijun who were eating glib in the room, as well as the bubbling pot.
The atmosphere froze.
"Cough..."
Xu Qing gave a dry cough, and Wang Zijun moved towards the door with his toes like a weasel who stole a chicken.
"Then what...Jiang He just called me for a flower shop business."
"Yep."
"You are busy, you are busy..."
Xu Qing hinted at the action of throwing the cup, and ran away with Wang Zijun.
"no… "
Qin Hao opened his mouth.
Really cheating.
"You don't even have to eat, what a pity?"
Yu Li's voice sounded from behind.
"Listen to my explanation, it's that guy Qingzi, he said that the steamed buns should be warmed up in the microwave..."
"Oh, the steamed buns are also fake."
"No, it's not fake, that onion... Bah."
…
It will be dark outside.
Xu Qing and Wang Zijun prayed for this guy before slipping home.
Jiang He was already having dinner with Xu Jin and his brother. Xu Qing went to the kitchen and stuffed a piece of pancake into his mouth.
"Didn't you say you won't come back to eat?"
"There was an accident, I'm not full."
"Oh, learn how to cook more quickly, otherwise you won't be able to become a man who can only do laundry, cook, and take care of children." Jiang He is a person with dreams, a person who has escaped from vulgar tastes.
"Tomorrow you take the baby, I'll go to the store." Xu Qing said casually.
"Really?!" Jiang He was surprised.
This guy finally gave up and wanted to open a shop with her
"I put my clothes in the entrance, and I will wash them for me in a while."
She wiped her mouth and straightened her back.
Stupid modern people are finally defeated by her in all directions, and she will be on top tonight.