It was getting late, and the old couple had had enough fun with their children, so they were about to head home. Xu Qing and Jiang He talked about something on the terrace, laughing together.
"We're going back."
"Goodbye, grandpa and grandma!"
"Dad, drive slowly."
Xu Qing came back from the balcony and greeted him, but saw Xu Wenbin looking at him with strange eyes, as if there were some flowers on his face.
"What's wrong?"
"I heard that you can ruminate?" Xu Wenbin pondered: "Can you perform it?"
“…Dad, you are a highly educated person, don’t listen to rumors.”
"Who is rumoring? Who hasn't received higher education?!" Zhou Suzhi was not happy, and raised her hand to give him the old mother's version of the powerful vajra palm to slap him on the back.
Xu Wenbin glanced at Zhou Suzhi, nodded slightly, and actually accepted Xu Qing's statement.
No way, who is Zhou Suzhi often shares in the group "Experts say you can't eat eggs in the morning..." "Experts say you can't eat eggs at noon..." "Experts say you can't eat eggs at night..."
"Eggs can't be fully cooked, it will destroy nutrition..." "Eggs must be cooked, otherwise there will be germs!" "You don't know the correct way to drink milk..."
Fortunately, Jiang He was taught very smartly by him. He listened to the doctor's talk about conditioning, listened to the big farmer's talk about planting flowers, and listened to Luo Xiang's talk about the law... instead of listening to those middle-aged men and women who spoke very substandard Mandarin and slapped their faces on the screen. on, spitting and splattering, asking 'you know what? '
I know your grandma has a leg...
Xu Jin learned very quickly. He has already mastered the nursery rhymes of the alphabet song and can sing them fluently. Xu Shian stumbled. Make up lessons.
As for why Xu Qing didn't make love, it's not good to be too angry now, and he will start to accept suffering after he goes to elementary school.
Facts have proved that Xu Jin's remedial lessons are better than those taught by the old couple. The old couple were reluctant to attack him, but Xu Jin was not polite at all, just like Jiang He when he was angry.
…
"Do you remember that Jiang He used to be a little blank?" Xu Wenbin asked casually while holding the steering wheel.
"Before? I was so skinny, so I could eat without looking around, and I was always worried that the twins would be difficult to raise, and I would have to eat milk powder..." Zhou Suzhi was still amazed at Jiang He's appetite, Xu Qing's bowls were bigger than theirs Well, Xu Jin and his brother don't use small bowls, and the whole family has a good appetite.
Xu Wenbin fell silent, Zhou Suzhi's focus was obviously different... a woman is a woman.
He was thinking about the pile of fourth and fifth grade elementary school textbooks on the coffee table in the old house.
The lights were shining brightly, and the car skimmed through the night, heading towards home.
…
The end of March is the birthday of the siblings, and the benefits of twins have been reflected again. Don't make such troubles, let the older and younger celebrate their birthdays three times a year...
The florist went to Gong Ping to hook up handsome guys, Xu Qing and the two took their children out to play, Xu Jin and Shi'an siblings didn't know where to hear about the amusement park, so they wanted to go to the amusement park to play.
After being tortured once, Xu Qing and Jiang He never went to the amusement park again, and they were extremely resistant to this place, but the siblings wanted to play very much, so they could only rely on them, the birthday is the biggest.
Fortunately, there is a height limit for large-scale projects, so I can only play with the children's version of the roller coaster flying chair and so on. Seeing the siblings yelling, they blushed with excitement.
A bigger birthday cake will be solved, write the names of the siblings, on the left is Xu Jin, who also made small red flowers with cream, on the right is Xu Shian, covered with cut fruits, raisins and dragon fruit Class, forming a Tai Chi shape, took a photo and posted it on Moments, showing off.
Qin Hao: This bastard is showing off again.
Wang Zijun: It's over, you have another one too. .
Unlike Jiang He, the siblings only liked the cake a little bit, and they still liked the delicate appearance. Xu Jin and Shi'an only ate fruits and small flowers, and then they had no interest.
"Is there anyone in this world who doesn't like birthday cakes?" Every time her siblings celebrate their birthdays, she wonders if they are hugging each other wrong.
Jiang He is the same as before, these ten springs and autumns have never changed. When eating cream cake, he can't wait to wipe his fingers clean, narrow his eyes, and enjoy this soft and sweet food.
Xu Jin and Shi'an looked at each other, seeing Jiang He's mouth was stuffed and eating so happily, they tasted another piece suspiciously, they both frowned, it was too sweet.
The siblings and the old father Xu Qing tasted the fruit with a fork, watching her, the mother, eat happily.
After finishing the work, wipe the cream on the corner of his mouth, put his fingers in his mouth, and let out a satisfied sigh.
"If only I had been a cake maker before, it would be ten times easier to trick you into having a child." Xu Qing lamented that he had gone the wrong way.
"I'll eat up all your cake, and then I won't let you touch it." Isn't Jiang He stupid, trying to trick her with just a little cake
"What if I put cake on my mouth?"
"You are shameless."
After eating and drinking enough, Xu Qing lay on the rocking chair on the terrace to enjoy the shade. The two children ran around chasing the winter melon to dress it up. Xu Jin took off her doll's skirt and wanted to dress the winter melon into a Beautiful teenage pussy.
Donggua, who is a woman among cats, is naturally not happy. She hides and jumps from the window of the living room. As long as it jumps to the terrace, the siblings have to run out through the door of the living room. Jumping back to the living room, the siblings had no choice but to run back to the living room in a circle.
Going back and forth, Xu Jin finally discovered Shi'an's stupidity, and ordered his stupid brother to stay in the living room, while she went to the terrace, forming a situation where two breads were sandwiched between them. Donggua, who was aware of the crisis, looked around to see where the two little bastards could hide Egg.
"How far am I from you now?"
Xu Qing figured out that he had practiced martial arts for so many years, and Jiang He abandoned martial arts and learned yoga, and the difference should have narrowed a lot, so he had inexplicable confidence.
A man needs to have a big appetite and a big dream. If he can push her on the sofa to do whatever he wants, even a sore back will be fine.
"The gap between you and me should be just a little." Jiang He gestured with his little finger.
"real?"
"real."
"Let's try... here!" Xu Qing got up from the recliner, went to the weapon rack, picked up the old long sword, threw it to Jiang He, and took the other one himself, eager to compete with Jiang He Gestures.
"Are you sure?" Jiang He held the sword in one hand and twirled it a few times, then put his hands behind his back and looked at him.
"Today, it's a matter of life and death." Xu Qing arched his hands, drew out his long sword with a serious face, shook his hand casually, and let out a sword cry.
"Then I'll be a widow."
"How dare you look down on me like this? Draw your sword!"
"..."
Xu Qing only heard the sound of Jiang He drawing out his long sword, and the next moment the sword edge was already on his shoulder.
Jiang He looked at him majestically.
"Is this a little bit?" Xu Qing jumped twice quickly in his heart. Jiang He, who was holding a sword, was always so rustling.
"I'm humble and humble."
Jiang He took his sword back into its sheath, threw it back on the sword stand, and blinked at him innocently.
"I thought that after ten years of hard work, I would be able to compete in the arena."
Xu Qing was very shocked, and put the sword back into its sheath lonely.
For a moment just now, he didn't even see Jiang He's movements clearly, he only felt that his shoulders were heavy and had been touched by the sword.
Jiang He turned around and occupied Xu Qing's recliner, dangling on it, "You are robbed by bandits within ten miles."
"You didn't teach me the trick just now."
"Kungfu is a killing skill."
A sword move is always just a sword move. If you haven't struggled on the front line of life and death, you can't practice that kind of reaction.
The so-called martial arts is just someone who fights more at the beginning, cuts more people on the battlefield, has skillful experience, knows how to swing a sword faster and more deadly, and finally survives from one after another. Summarize your own experience, and only then will you have a move.
"Living here, just keep fit."
Jiang He kicked off his slippers, curled up on a bamboo chair to blow the night breeze, and lay on his back, revealing his white collarbone under his white shirt.
She recalled the past thousands of years ago, the battles between life and death.
Xu Qing doesn't need to experience the arena like the Shura field, just surf the Internet and amuse the children. This is the fairyland on earth that he dreamed of at that time.
Xu Qing leaned over with hands and feet, and reached in from the hem of her shirt. Jiang He turned his head slightly to see that there were no siblings on the balcony, and closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
"I'm great, right?"
"awesome."
"Then you won't kiss me?"
"Mouth smells like cake." Xu Qing's disgusting words made Jiang He very angry, so he pulled his hand out and refused to touch it.
"This chair won't collapse when two people sit on it?" Xu Qing stood up to study the firmness of the recliner. At that time, Jiang He was lying on it with a big belly and it was fine, so it should be very strong.
"It won't collapse." Jiang He shook back and forth.
Then he picked Jiang He up, and lay down on himself, and the two leaned together, face to face, feeling each other's breath.
Always wanted to get closer, so Jiang He closed his eyes and looked for his mouth.
"Don't look, President Needle's Eye!"
A very low voice came, the couple looked sideways, two small heads were exposed on the window sill, Xu Jin was covering Shi'an's eyes with both hands, but his own eyes were wide open.
"Xiao Jin, come here!"
Xu Qing was so angry that she got off the recliner and planned to give these two guys a good lesson.
Seeing the father put on the slippers and pull him over, the siblings retracted their heads in an instant, and dispersed in a rush, each running back to their own rooms, leaving Donggua meowing on the window sill in a small skirt.