"That kid is exactly the same as his father when he was young!"
When Qin Hao went home for dinner, he was still angry, and strongly condemned Xu Shi'an's cheap behavior, shaking his chopsticks back and forth.
"Seeing his face makes me angry!"
It was okay when he was young, but the more he grew up, the more lawless he became, and he dared to call him father-in-law in broad daylight!
It's the other way around!
"What's the matter with him?" Xiaoxiao peeked at her father with a bowl in her hand, not knowing how Shi'an provoked him.
"He He… "
Seeing that Yu Li also looked over, Qin Hao couldn't say anything immediately, what should he say? That kid called him father-in-law
hell!
"I think it's pretty good. I usually call me auntie when we meet on the street. She's polite and sensible..." Yu Li said as she put her chopsticks and vegetables in a bowl. She had a good impression of Xu Shi'an.
"sensible?"
"Yes indeed."
"..."
Qin Hao gritted his teeth, the little bastard did it on purpose.
"He's such a nice guy, why do you dislike him every day?" Yu Li glanced at him, wondering what Qin Hao was up to.
"That's right." Xiaoxiao Chicken nodded like pecking at rice.
"You haven't seen his true face!" Qin Hao was heartbroken, "One thing in person, one thing behind another!"
"Really?" Yu Li turned to look at Xiaoxiao.
Xiaoxiao quickly shook her head.
"He's in the same class every day at school, doesn't he know better than you? Hurry up and eat."
"Xiaoxiao, delete him later, that kid is not a good person." Qin Hao turned his head and said.
"I do not."
—
night.
Xu Shi'an hugged the phone and giggled, typing on WeChat with his fingers.
Xiaoxiao: "What on earth did you provoke him? I was so angry that I kept talking about it all night."
Shi'an: "I really said hello to him"
Xiaoxiao: "How did you fight?"
Shi'an: "Hello, Uncle Qin"
Xiaoxiao: "Do you think I'm stupid? Roll your eyes?"
Xu Shi'an turned over, thought about it, and felt that it would be better for the future father-in-law, so he searched through WeChat a few times, and found Qin Hao's WeChat, with the note saying 'big villain'.
Shi'an: "Uncle Qin"
Then a red exclamation point appears.
Hey, so fat and so small-minded.
In the next room, Xu Jin was sitting against the wall, holding a big white bear in his arms, looking at the night scene outside the window.
Originally, he cheated an older one from Jiang He. Jiang He wanted to go back several times, but finally bought a new one and changed it back.
The phone on the bed was on, and there was a question interface on the screen.
"What does it feel like to like someone?"
Growing up in the current environment, parents don't talk about it, Xu Shi'an hangs around Xiaoxiao every day, Xu Jin always feels that they are idle and don't know what's good.
If you have that time, it is better to read more books, watch more movies, listen to some good music...
Now she was suddenly curious.
In the afternoon on the street, seeing Xu Qing and Jiang He lagging behind, holding hands and whispering together, I suddenly realized that my parents have been together for a long time, thousands of days and nights, they have been by each other’s company spend.
And they will continue to be together in the future, quarreling, or discussing and pitting each other. Although Jiang He doesn't like to eat durian, he will occasionally buy a durian-flavored cake for Xu Qing in the supermarket.
After a long time, a pop-up window appeared on the phone, Xu Jin spotted it out of the corner of his eye, picked it up and tapped it a few times.
Anonymous replied: "At the beginning, when you get close to him, your heart will be pounding and jumping very fast. Then, watching him play some stupid tricks without breaking him, you will be very happy. You have someone you like ?"
Xu Jin thought about it, and it seemed that he had never experienced the feeling of pounding in his heart when he got close to someone, but he was very excited when he and Shi'an chased someone with a stick.
She scratched the top of her head with one finger, lowered her head and clicked the nine keys to type.
Jin Xiuxiu: "Does fighting count?"
Anonymous replied: "Of course fighting is not counted, so how can it be counted?"
Jin Xiuxiu: "What kind of thing? Is it like that on TV? Two people yelled on the bridge that I have liked xx for ten thousand years, I feel so stupid."
Anonymous replied: "You will know later, all the TV shows are fake, how can there be so many bells and whistles. But you must see clearly, many people are weak and bad now, don't be deceived by others."
Jin Xiuxiu: "What are you lying to?"
Anonymous replied: "I lied to you to sleep, young people nowadays have abortions very early, it's too scary, you must be vigilant"
Jin Xiuxiu: "Have you ever been cheated? Surprised"
After waiting for a while without a reply, Xu Jin felt that she had poked someone's sore spot, and felt a little guilty. She typed to apologize, but she didn't mean it.
Another little red dot appeared on the phone.
Anonymous replied: "No, my husband is very nice, let me tell you, at that time I was with him for three years and he didn't touch me. He tried many times, but I reservedly refused. You can't mess around until you get married. Only such a man can be relied upon.”
Xu Jin was stunned, then lowered his head and replied, "Won't he be angry?"
Anonymous replied: "That's why I like him with all my heart. My husband is super nice. Later, he got a certificate. Because of some special circumstances, he didn't touch me for more than half a year."
Jin Xiuxiu: "Well... can you tell me about the special circumstances?"
Anonymous answer: "It's very special"
Jin Xiuxiu: "Physical reason? Is there any disease? Or something? I will use this reason in the future"
Anonymous replied: "It's not too special, but I am an ancient person."
"mom!"
Xu Jin poked his head out of the bedroom, his face flushed with anger, "Can you go to sleep?"
"what?"
Jiang He turned back from the computer, blinking his eyes, "I'm just afraid that people will deceive you at a young age...
Look at the news about college students every day, you are going to college soon... "
"unnecessary!"
Bang!
Xu Jin closed the door forcefully, threw herself on the bed with her legs thrashing.
How could such a thing happen!
I regret that I usually give them a thumbs up secretly.
Picking up the phone again, there was another answer.
Master Qing who is not idle: "If you like someone, you will be very tolerant. It doesn't matter if you are brutal, violent or not smart, as long as you like it, this will become an advantage. If you are disgusted, you may not like it that much."
Xu Jin wailed, and fell silent on the bed.
—
Jiang He turned off the computer in the living room, turned and went back to the room.
"Who doesn't have a high IQ?" She walked in with her mobile phone in her face, staring at Xu Qing dangerously.
"what?"
Xu Qing was stunned for a moment, then suddenly raised his hand and said, "Stop! Wait a minute!"
"..."
"Almost forgot, look again." He put down his phone and said.
"?"
Jiang He frowned and looked down at his phone.
"You think I won't know it's you if you're anonymous?!" Jiang He was furious, and threw himself on the bed, "Who do you look down on!"
"Don't make trouble, turn off the lights and go to bed, hurry up."
The two of them fought for a while, Xu Qing clicked off the light and lay down on the side pretending to sleep, snoring for a second.
Jiang He snorted, lying on the other side also fell silent, thinking about the past.
At that time, Xu Qing often tried tentatively, but in fact, he almost failed to hold on several times, thinking that he would sleep in the same room anyway.
After the refusal, in addition to feeling a little relieved, I also felt a little bit lost... When did you let go
Jiang He opened his eyes in the dark and tried hard to remember.
At some point, Xu Qingzhuang's snoring stopped, and the bedroom fell into silence.
In the darkness, a small hand gently poked his side.
"husband."
"Ok?"
"I want you to help me practice!"
Xu Qing was startled and almost rolled off the bed.